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  • 1cat, on 05/13/2008, -389/+32haha! really cool!
    • mijelh, on 05/13/2008, -23/+297Use the "digg" button instead of the "submit comment" on these cases.
      You're welcome
      • 2ktj, on 05/13/2008, -173/+19Wow, did you have to train to be a douche or did it come naturally?
        • Jb611, on 05/13/2008, -8/+122dunno, maybe you could enlighten us.
        • jc7012, on 05/13/2008, -7/+101Your mom came naturally.

          HEYOOO
        • H1tchh1k3r, on 05/13/2008, -42/+4I see what jc did thar
        • theaceoffire, on 05/13/2008, -2/+30All of your names look like the output of random name generators.
          Was everything else taken?
      • DontEatTheFish, on 05/13/2008, -15/+12your comment is just as pointless as his, and now mine is too!
        err um, lets see, something to do with this topic, video games are not the cause of violent teens!
        • mijelh, on 05/13/2008, -5/+4"your comment is just as pointless as his"
          It is not. That guy have been leaving messages like that (aka trolling) in a lot of other stories, maybe now he will percieve how annoying that kind of trolls are, and in an ideal world, he would stop posting them.
      • hansk, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2he didn't thank you first, thats pretentious to think he would do that
    • ophello, on 05/13/2008, -40/+10comments like this make me want to punch a baby. pointless and a waste of space on digg.
      • cliffyboro, on 05/13/2008, -4/+23Almost as pointless as yours.
      • iPastafarian, on 05/14/2008, -5/+1Use the "digg down" button instead of the "submit comment" on these cases. You're welcome

    • Beowulf2112, on 05/13/2008, -25/+4Ha Ha No
    • agarfield2004, on 05/13/2008, -1/+15Yeah, he's left the same comment on a bunch of other stories.....
    • stage88, on 05/13/2008, -4/+14dude, you're going down
  • allywilson, on 05/13/2008, -20/+1012I wouldn't have eaten so many mushrooms I randomly found in the wild.
    • DrDragun, on 05/13/2008, -4/+108I wouldn't have made an invicibility star out of tinfoil and tried that backflip snowboarding....
      • grimward, on 05/13/2008, -1/+118I wouldn't have killed all the turtles my sister had by stomping on them, and trying to kick their shells into the wall. (I knew there was a secret one up in there!!)
      • 4pple5auce, on 05/13/2008, -0/+81I wouldn't have eaten that wild poppy and tried to throw flaming tennis balls at the turtles at the zoo.
      • Etchii, on 05/13/2008, -0/+96I wouldn't have worn that tanooki suit and stood as a statue in the women's locker room at the gym.
      • panteradactyl, on 05/13/2008, -0/+27I wouldn't have run up under that falling jagged rock with the assumption that i would simply be flattened, float to the ground, and shake it off only to continue on my way slightly dizzy for a few feet.
      • Duggan360, on 05/13/2008, -39/+6This could possibly be turned into another 'This is why i love digg' Post
        • Istrancis, on 05/13/2008, -12/+10Not anymore, unfortunately. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
        • Impeller, on 05/13/2008, -1/+6You can't proclaim a combo breaker for your own comment, that's just stupid...
      • Cronikeys, on 05/13/2008, -0/+69I wouldn't have let some creepy guy with goggles follow me around with a camera.
      • fatlip, on 05/13/2008, -3/+9I wouldn't have eaten a leaf and crossed the road when a car was coming
      • heypetray, on 05/13/2008, -2/+11I wouldn't have gone all over the world learning ridiculous historical facts about China, San Francisco, Australia, and Africa by talking to wandering police officers and skipping children.

        [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Is_Missing! ]
        • paulajohnw, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8Doesnt work when you explain it.
          • heypetray, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4I figured, but it was already too late. :-/
      • krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -0/+10call me a little old, but i wouldn't be running around in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music, and chomping on little pills.
      • imdwalrus, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5I wouldn't have dressed up like a frog and tried to swim against the flow into that giant sewage pipe.
      • allengeer, on 05/13/2008, -10/+4I wouldn't have eaten so many wilds i randomly found in a mushroom.
      • poopmaster, on 05/14/2008, -0/+4I wouldn't have went to the other castle
    • acmethunder, on 05/13/2008, -4/+14Maybe a psych evaluation before buying the game would work better.
      • nivelnad, on 05/14/2008, -3/+0that never happens in mario kart.
      • Verz, on 05/18/2008, -1/+1Yes, let us allow "specialized" people to judge what is best for the rest of us. That has not been causing any problems in our world, lately..
    • jhirsch4, on 05/13/2008, -8/+1i would!

      :P
    • kevlarbaboon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+26I wouldn't have thought that'd if I'd collected one hundred gold coins I could live a second time.
    • carrera594, on 05/13/2008, -11/+4i wouldnt have broken this combo if anyone found it funny
    • ch1ck3n3, on 05/13/2008, -8/+2I repeatedly turn left and right after jumping in hopes to get in front of other cars.
    • Tonberryjackal, on 05/13/2008, -9/+5I wouldn't have tried to jump off of a 5 story stairway to grab a flag in midair if I knew gravity would have broken my legs halfway from the jump to the stairway to the flag.
    • GreatWhiteShaky, on 05/13/2008, -1/+15I wouldn't have crashed my car after some idiot threw a banana out his window.
    • johnsmith3210, on 05/13/2008, -2/+7I wouldn't have crawled down all those sewage pipes.
    • trumpydumpy, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Mmm, Amanita Muscaria...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria
    • renison, on 05/13/2008, -5/+1Uhh, I would have ate those mushrooms...
    • pdxnick, on 05/13/2008, -4/+0jumping on top of ever turtle i see...
  • Irlande, on 05/13/2008, -103/+13I wonder if it worked...
    • Klarth, on 05/13/2008, -6/+69No you don't. You just don't have anything to say.
      • Joshawag, on 05/13/2008, -30/+6Apparently neither do you.
        • zzygoat, on 05/13/2008, -4/+23You either.
        • sh4rkb1t3, on 05/13/2008, -14/+5You can count yourself in on that too, ass.

          *dugg down, because there is an alternating pattern here of positive and negative diggs.
  • XCrazedPenguinX, on 05/13/2008, -158/+7Really? Me to..

    But now I'm in jail :(
    Epic Fail.
    • breadfred, on 05/13/2008, -1/+35You said it.
    • po43292, on 05/13/2008, -5/+12Probably got arrested by the spelling police.
    • Aerandir, on 05/13/2008, -5/+8You can access the Internetz in the slammer? Awesome!
      • JoWiGo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2556k: the ultimate punishment.
        • PleaseJustDie, on 05/13/2008, -1/+856k? That's not harsh enough, if its over 2800 baud its too fast!
        • swimmer88, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1and they can't use firefox
  • Shadowdev, on 05/13/2008, -9/+579It should be rated Mature because of all the language that comes out of people's mouth when playing that game... Spikey Blue turtle shell?? no no.. "***** Flying First Finder" as we call it.
    • aliengoods, on 05/13/2008, -19/+12We've always called it the Uber-Shell.
      • sublimemm, on 05/13/2008, -21/+6***** Flying First Finder sounds better
        • grimward, on 05/13/2008, -0/+50We just called it "oooh shiiii*crash*"
    • DivisibleByZero, on 05/13/2008, -0/+130There's also the practice of "shell *****", in which one hits a single player three or more consecutive times with shells. Wait just long enough for him to start moving again, then bam, hit him with another one.
    • macweirdo42, on 05/13/2008, -1/+70We tend to refer to them as *random string of expletives* Blue Shell *random string of expletives*
      • Etchii, on 05/13/2008, -13/+5"***** blue ass shell of ***** noob gayness"
        • Cerebral, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11Normally I would agree but you don't get to CHOOSE the blue shell like say the chainsaw in Gears or g-launcher in COD4 so it's more like... ***** Cheating Ass A.I.
          I've always hated A.I. like that where it essentially "cheats" for people who are in last or behind so it will make the game more interesting. Yes I'm pointing my finger(s) at you Mario Kart, NBA Jam and NFL Blitz!
          • po43292, on 05/13/2008, -2/+11I choo-choo-choose you, chainsaw.
          • peoplerstoopid, on 05/13/2008, -3/+0YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the eighth day God created Ralph Wiggins.....and saw that he was awesome.
          • heypetray, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1My roommate and I stayed up and played an entire career of NBA Jam a couple months ago. Needless to say, our brains were ON FIRE!
        • EllimistX, on 05/13/2008, -1/+4What's an ass-shell?
        • Neworab, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0It's kind of like a hieney troll
    • stonedthot, on 05/13/2008, -5/+116Reminds me of that xkcd pic, http://xkcd.com/290/ Listening to 4 people play is hilarious, something along the lines of... "Fuuuuck... ***** *****.. *****! ***** FLOWER ***** BOY..Nooooo, *****! *****.. *****....Got you whore-bitch... *****!!... cool I just got wanked on by monkey boy... LIES!!...Here comes flying FUUUUCK!! etc" (I wonder what this comment looks like with profanity filter on?)
      • Mononuclear, on 05/13/2008, -20/+2This is why I only play friends on xblox live or I use the mute.
      • ChronicColonic, on 05/13/2008, -2/+40Hey stonedthot, I went and turned on the profanity filter to see. Here is a cut and paste of your comment with the profanity filter on:

        Reminds me of that xkcd pic, http://xkcd.com/290/ Listening to 4 people play is hilarious, something along the lines of... "Fuuuuck... ***** *****.. *****! ***** FLOWER ***** BOY..Nooooo, *****! *****.. *****....Got you whore-bitch... *****!!... cool I just got wanked on by monkey boy... LIES!!...Here comes flying FUUUUCK!! etc" (I wonder what this comment looks like with profanity filter on?)
        • SpookyPig, on 05/13/2008, -1/+48Interesting how "Fuuuuck" "Wanked" "whore-bitch" and "FUUUUCK" made it through.
        • card51short, on 05/13/2008, -0/+10you got wanked on by a monkey?
        • wickensworth, on 05/13/2008, -0/+17That's Diddy Kong's default special attack
      • Frisbinator, on 05/13/2008, -2/+10Good lord, find a new word for crying out loud
      • sykotik, on 05/13/2008, -0/+14I just want to know how you guys who post these XKCD comics have such an encyclopedic knowledge of them, and are able to pull them out based upon a single word or "key phrase" in a given post? I mean, I'm not saying they lack of funny, they're usually funny, just.... damn... ya know?
      • doshindude, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1dude, I wonder what it looks like with the filter OFF.
    • dema, on 05/13/2008, -0/+201I always wonder what my downstairs neighbor thinks when/if she hears me yell, "***** BABY PEACH".
      • NeoCortex, on 05/13/2008, -2/+106"Why don't you have a seat over there."
      • RustyJ, on 05/13/2008, -2/+21"oh, the boy upstairs must've gotten one of those goddamn red shells"
      • nerdherder, on 05/13/2008, -1/+33I always yell to baby peach and baby mario that I am going to shake them.
    • Narpas, on 05/13/2008, -4/+3We just call 'em "God damnit." The blue shell business is unnecessary.
    • alfaphemale, on 05/13/2008, -6/+1It's always been a leader-seeker in my world.
      • TinternAbbot, on 05/13/2008, -2/+2Yeah, we call it "leader shell."
    • roodammy44, on 05/13/2008, -4/+1First-bomb for me
    • kevyn, on 05/13/2008, -8/+2I use the term 'bullet *****' when someone behind you blasts through you with the bullet. This in turn led to other '***** phrases'

      bullet *****
      shell *****
      star *****
      mushroom *****

      etc etc
      • MikeSD34, on 05/13/2008, -1/+12Well that's just one big cluster *****.
    • bjs3171, on 05/13/2008, -32/+4jesus, that thing is still in this game? i bet snaking is still in it too. god, what a pointless ***** game.
      • DustinHill, on 05/13/2008, -1/+23I think that at their core, all games are pointless. It's just the nature of the idea. However, that doesn't stop me from loving to play them.
      • Etchii, on 05/13/2008, -0/+29What a pointless ***** comment.
      • knetworx, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2Actually, I believe I read somewhere that they specifically pulled out snaking this time around.
    • Klarth, on 05/13/2008, -8/+3It's always just been "blue shell" with my friends and I.

      Although one day I heard some tard call it a "blue bowser bullet" and it's stuck ever since
      • tomjm5000, on 05/13/2008, -1/+7This sentence contradicts itself.
      • wickensworth, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Pluperfect tense would have been helpful
    • AlMightyBob90, on 05/13/2008, -3/+2The true origin of the common sign of annoyance, ffffffffffffffff.
    • SeaweedWater, on 05/13/2008, -0/+19Blueshells pretty much ruin my life.
    • coyote1284, on 05/13/2008, -0/+16The sliding blue shell was more evil. Everyone between the user and #1 had to fear it, not just #1 and anyone in the blast radius
    • mnjordan, on 05/13/2008, -5/+0We call it the Leader Bomb.
    • CertifyedGoon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Ah, the infamous quadruple F.
    • Arramol, on 05/13/2008, -0/+49I was playing Double Dash with my 9 and 13 year old cousins when I was home from college for the summer. At one point, I heard that awful hissing sound of impending blue shell death and, without thinking, yelled, "WHO'S THE WHORE?!" Of course, being beacons of maturity, they *never* repeated it. They certainly did *not* come bounding down the stairs saying, "It's the whore! It's the whore!" when my roommate stopped by on the way to Dallas.
    • identityxcrysis, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4I'd like to disagree with the ""***** Flying First Finder""

      I got blueshelled in second yesterday
      FTW
      • EtherGnat, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5A) You were in the blast radius. Incidentally if you're targeted with the blue shell it can be good strategy to slow down and try and catch those behind you; or

        B) The leader had already crossed the finish line.
    • entiendo, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Amen. This game and that spiked blue bastard have destroyed many a friendship in my home. Especially that bitch in first that slowed down so that it would hit me too. I was in 5th, I didn't deserve that *****.
    • GIFF3, on 05/13/2008, -3/+2Horny Shell
  • buttsakk, on 05/13/2008, -5/+83If only I had a blue shell...
    • rentmitchum, on 05/13/2008, -0/+15I liked the PA with the olympic runners where one suddenly gets his by the blue shell. That ***** thing..
    • evilpoptart, on 05/13/2008, -6/+2... in bed.
    • Mackofalltrades, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5***** the Blue Shell
    • Fordi, on 05/13/2008, -1/+6>_> *imagines the olympics done entirely in Mario Kart style*
      • thomashauk, on 05/13/2008, -2/+9Mario and Sonic at the Olympics?
        • Fordi, on 05/14/2008, -1/+1Red shells in the relay race... starman on the luge... sudden reaction from a lightning bolt during the hammer throw... hilarious.
    • sh4rkb1t3, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1BAM! Take that Warren Buffet.
    • onlinegames, on 08/04/2008, -0/+1blue shell?
  • Cajole55, on 05/13/2008, -226/+21It really should. There's a code in the new Mario Kart Wii where you can pick up Princess Peach and have her give Mario a blowjob in the car...cumshot and all. If you know another code combination it includes a Facial too
    • illegalamigo, on 05/13/2008, -1/+131I have no idea why you'd type that out but best of luck to you.
    • ChromaVita, on 05/13/2008, -14/+8Just like the code to get Lara Croft topless right?
    • Modizzle, on 05/13/2008, -3/+48That was completely unimaginative and stupid. Talk less, lurk more.
    • grimward, on 05/13/2008, -5/+17Tchh, everybody knows about the "hot peaches" mod ! Here's an image (NSFW) http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h273/sadmanZERO/ ...
      • Fordi, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Funny that. It's my cellphone wallpaper.
    • Wangarang, on 05/13/2008, -0/+24You sir, are a moron.
    • coresnake, on 05/13/2008, -1/+9Kindergarten called they said they know you've been cutting class.
    • SuperJason, on 05/13/2008, -3/+7up, up, down, down, up, up, down, down, up, up, down, down, up, up, down, down, up, up, down, down
    • mhuggins, on 05/13/2008, -2/+12I'm guessing you've never had sex. And probably never will.
      • whoreable, on 05/13/2008, -5/+2Yeah cumshots dont happen in real life.
    • tubbsthezombie, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3***** you, man. I will probably have that image in my head for the rest of the day. You, sir, have problems.
  • an0nim0us, on 05/13/2008, -22/+834Is it just me, or are digg comments just getting worse?
    • benmakesmovies, on 05/13/2008, -7/+101Eh. They've always been pretty dumb.
      • Mastertone, on 05/13/2008, -1/+46No. These are particularly bad.
      • RyomaNagare, on 05/13/2008, -11/+10last week I got 280Diigs+ just quoting Futurama, So No, they've always been pretty dumb
        • twiztidsinz, on 05/13/2008, -6/+12Last week =/= always.
          Also, I wasn't aware they awarded 'Diigs' here.
        • RyomaNagare, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6Biitee mee :-p
          yoouu Speelliing Naazii
      • veilrap, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6These comments aren't improving anything. Including mine
      • tomjm5000, on 05/13/2008, -1/+4Half of the laughs I get from Digg comments are AWFUL comments that get slapped with a hundred buries.
    • ChromaVita, on 05/13/2008, -1/+475They're better than YouTube comments
      • Jwoey, on 05/13/2008, -0/+212also, ovens are hotter than freezers.
        • Boooohjoke, on 05/13/2008, -0/+95When both are on yes, if they are both off; well then its anyone's game.
        • jimmick, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1Freezers insulate better.
          Depends how long they've been off for, really
      • ElAssoWipo, on 05/13/2008, -2/+33They're beginning to be the same more and more.

        You'll even find the same exact comments, word for word, in youtube and Digg.
      • thelimopit, on 05/13/2008, -24/+26Its THEIR better than youtube comments you dickface.

        /youtube comment style
        • Jwoey, on 05/13/2008, -3/+46 LOL saw dis n my newspapa from my homet0wn!!! Manchesta all teh way!
          • ElAssoWipo, on 05/13/2008, -1/+16I don't know why but "newspapa" made me laugh real hard.
        • tendonut, on 05/13/2008, -4/+22"The Xbox ***** cannot do 1080p! I dnt cair if you have 3000 sites that say it can, my freind who HAS a ***** says it cant!

          You just got OWNED!!!!!!!"
        • Speed, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2It's better in that a freezer is colder than a fridge.
        • Andrwmorph, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3112 years ago a girl was brutally killed while tap dancing in front of the mirror. Post this message on 14000 other videos or you will get AIDS.
        • Cloud7654, on 05/13/2008, -1/+8I am a heron. I have a long neck and catch fish with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on at least 10 videos I will come into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
        • JoeRW, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3Im l33t im 9 and i fight dirty, whorin' round in my WANKER TANKER.
      • wearescience, on 05/13/2008, -1/+62Try reading icanhascheezburger.com comments. It will make you want to gouge your eyes out.
        • ElAssoWipo, on 05/13/2008, -1/+31Holy ***** crap why did I check it out?

          If ever aliens are considering destroying this planet vs keeping it for research, I truly hope they never see that website.
        • avatarroku1, on 05/13/2008, -6/+3Try not going there in the first place...
        • Neekolazz, on 05/13/2008, -4/+2I ***** hate the way those people type.
        • BrosDuCK, on 05/13/2008, -1/+12"congratumatashuns"

          lolwat
      • telepheedian, on 05/13/2008, -0/+9OMGWTFBBQYES! i tink i liek these comments moar than youtube comments digg FTW!
      • Duggan360, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5lol
        /youtube comment quote
      • Lockhart, on 05/13/2008, -1/+13anyone know the name of the song?
        • DangerMouse9, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5"Hold your head up high and blow your brains out"
        • Nath2k8, on 05/18/2008, -0/+0Luk in da vid descriptn nxt time GAY.
      • ertz, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Amen
      • uberpsycho, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0That's not saying much....
      • heyblue, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Barely.
      • cobainirvana, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1how right you are sir
      • hbrtmran, on 06/24/2008, -0/+0stupid people have always been more magnifief by comments. Youtube is on big magnifying glass
      • hbrtmran, on 06/24/2008, -0/+0stupid people have always been more magnifief by comments. Youtube is on big magnifying glass
    • sublimemm, on 05/13/2008, -45/+8Why do some people think that their comment is better than others? More importantly, why do people feel the need to comment on what they deem as a lowly comment. Even more importantly, why do people (such as my self) comment on the comments. The point remains, you're not smart or clever, your comment isn't better than anyone else's, get off your high horse, troll.
      • bcerz811, on 05/13/2008, -1/+12they comment because they get a response like yours, =P gives them an excuse to continue commenting if they get a rise out of people.
      • twiztidsinz, on 05/13/2008, -0/+17Silly... trolls dont ride horses, they hide under bridges with their sharp pointy sticks.
      • panteradactyl, on 05/13/2008, -5/+1booooring
    • Llanowar, on 05/13/2008, -8/+98It's the huge influx of 4chan people.
      • rentmitchum, on 05/13/2008, -8/+49They don't influx, they lolflux.
      • markwilcox, on 05/13/2008, -1/+15Nah, it's just that everyone on digg found 4chan.
      • JoeRW, on 05/14/2008, -0/+2Hehe, Digg should have a towers defense game that protects digg against 4chan' spawn.
    • xyqxyq, on 05/13/2008, -2/+39I wasn't going to mention it, but I've perceived a string of terrible first comments. Actually there is a perfect example right here. Some idiot named "1cat" or another annoying name has to say something like "haha cool" or "lol thats nice lol." Should equal an instant banishment to the Youtube tundra.
      • wezman2, on 05/13/2008, -8/+2lol
      • forzaruler, on 05/13/2008, -2/+6Digg me down, cant wait for the update
      • anubis2night, on 05/13/2008, -2/+0I think this person found humor in the article and in relating to it shared his own humor with others. Unfortunately humor is subjective at best, and while some may find it funny others will not, and still others taking their own opinions as the only ones worth merit will pass judgment on the humor and cast any who share it in comments as either dumb or idiotic, lame or annoying. Often these people think of themselves as the superior to others and of course they show this with comments of contempt. This leads me to wonder what exact human trait it is that makes us act like complete a**holes online when to say the same thing in public would more than likely get our asses kicked. It also makes me wonder what Socrates would say.
      • hbrtmran, on 06/24/2008, -0/+0EXACTLY!!!!!! I've always thought:Damn if you have a good or clever point, say it. But if you just want to tell the world that you thought this video was "lol" we dont give a *****,you just mad it harder to find useful comments like yours xyqxyq.

        ooh and by the way

        lol thats nice
    • hayzeus, on 05/13/2008, -10/+2That's what she said.
      Yes.
    • Stupidumb, on 05/13/2008, -15/+6***** Blast!
    • ricky125, on 05/13/2008, -9/+1Yes, yes.
    • rentmitchum, on 05/13/2008, -12/+4DICKS EVERYWHERE
    • twiztidsinz, on 05/13/2008, -8/+23I blame XKCD.
    • xrEE, on 05/13/2008, -2/+26It's all the Digg button links that are on really low-brow websites, for example break.com's huge DIGG THIS button.

      Sure it's good traffic for Digg, but reading comments will eventually be pointless much like these low-brow sites, due to the influx of these dim witted new members.
      • wardsac, on 05/13/2008, -3/+27Cheerio good chap! Bully post! Now if you would excuse me, I have to go find my monocle before dinner with the Senator tonight!
    • asauterChicago, on 05/13/2008, -3/+59Welcome to Diggchan.... remember when we pushed SO hard for that image section... yeah...
    • Lockhart, on 05/13/2008, -9/+6Yeah, as if your comment was really great...
    • TritonVision, on 05/13/2008, -3/+17Digg commenters are all elitists
    • tomjm5000, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Look, if you don't want to read the awful comments, you can sort by the ones which are most dugg and (I find) are generally good commentary. For me half the fun are the bad ones.
    • Jpotts12, on 05/13/2008, -6/+0your mom is getting worse. she needs to practice with me more..
    • mochaman, on 05/13/2008, -2/+2Digg is now littered with posts by 14 year old kids or equivalent in developmental behavior
    • thx0138, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1Personally I think the most annoying comments are the people constantly bitching about the quality of other peoples comments... elitists indeed.
    • theshiz892, on 05/14/2008, -1/+1Your mother.
  • FizzanoMatrix, on 05/13/2008, -90/+18I'm probably gonna get dugg down for this...
    • Shrooms27, on 05/13/2008, -18/+6yep
    • CptAmerica, on 05/13/2008, -10/+5I dugg you up just to prove you wrong.
    • XombieRobot, on 05/13/2008, -10/+1you're a fag whore for attention
      • DangerMouse9, on 05/13/2008, -5/+4Is the X in your name suppose to sound like a Z? I have news for you if it is, it's not called a Zee Ray.
        • CCoe, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6It's not called an EX-lophone either, smart ass.
          • DangerMouse9, on 05/14/2008, -1/+0Obviously you're not a Hedberg fan.
    • pdavda, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1You sealed your fate when you typed that post
    • cobainirvana, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3can u pick my lottery numbers next?
  • mikephimikephi, on 05/13/2008, -38/+7A quality scan this is.
  • dheaddy, on 05/13/2008, -25/+120Trust the Metro not to recognise satire
    • Nayson, on 05/13/2008, -6/+16That makes it even better though, doesnt it?
    • alexp2ad, on 05/13/2008, -3/+55I'm pretty sure the Metro saw the irony... they aren't stupid.
      • Fartbandit, on 05/13/2008, -6/+1maybe not but their readers are... :P
        • Henwood, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8You mean anyone who has ever used public transport?
      • 30Seconds, on 05/14/2008, -0/+0They aren't *that* stupid.
    • igyigyigy, on 05/13/2008, -1/+43who says they didn't recognise it as satire?
    • brainflakes, on 05/13/2008, -0/+28No, knowing the Metro I'm pretty sure it was published because of the satire
    • jim1977, on 05/13/2008, -0/+26Trust a random internet user not to recognize the Metro recognizing satire.
    • ExRe, on 05/13/2008, -7/+2Can you be sure this is satire?

      The stupidity of people continues to amaze me, I wouldn't be awfully surprised if it was real.
      • Intamin, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1I'm not surprised you wouldn't be surprised...
    • Myonosken, on 05/13/2008, -2/+4He got dugg up to 66 :(
  • macweirdo42, on 05/13/2008, -14/+347This is why Mario Kart should be rated M for Mature.
    http://xkcd.com/290/
    • guzio, on 05/13/2008, -0/+27I wear my wrist strap because of this very reason.

      The times I wanted to throw my remote through my TV after being in first, getting hit with a blue shell, red shell, then lightning all in succession :(
      • racco, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3true . . . true . .
      • Smoo930, on 05/13/2008, -0/+14 I swear it's the first racing game ever where leading is a bad thing.
    • Klemm, on 05/13/2008, -9/+2Way to beat me to the xkcd reference nice work XD.
    • akamurph, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Glad to see I'm not the only one...
    • Gregsaw, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11xkcd reference for everything
    • ThatGeek, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2***** blue shells
    • libertao, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2The bullets in the Wii version are starting to rival the blue shells in aggravation potential.
      • m1zl3d, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Those are easy to miss...when you hear the sound...GTFO of the middle of the track.
    • Mish48, on 05/13/2008, -2/+2I'm starting to think that xkcd writes comics for articles that have been on digg. It's just too much of a co-incidence that theres one for EVERYTHING.

    • exomni, on 05/13/2008, -5/+1More like http://i28.tinypic.com/1zfua05.png
  • MCA2142, on 05/13/2008, -10/+49Genius at work here.

    Satire at its best.
    • itsfullofstars, on 05/13/2008, -7/+1Agreed!!! This was great!!!
    • kaelyiesta, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Wow. I just reread "A Modest Proposal" before reading this. Huzzah for nonstop satire!
  • mentallyinhell, on 05/13/2008, -8/+165Some will take this seriously. And that is the saddest part of my day.
    • thewump, on 05/13/2008, -19/+27Not in the UK where it's published.. Even dumb people are smarter than that in the UK, but no doubt if this was in the US, 1) it wouldn't get published, and 2) if it was, half the people would take it seriously. In the US you have to stick someone in the eye with a pencil before they get subtle humor.
      • Ganja420, on 05/13/2008, -0/+35Stupid people live everywhere
        (UK) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvaR-TiDtHM
        (France) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xykzW27Q4
        • DarkFoxDK, on 05/13/2008, -8/+1The french one is hard to be sure of.... It might be that they wanted to screw around with mr. stupid
      • mentallyinhell, on 05/13/2008, -0/+13Didn't a good number of people in the U.K. think that Churchill and Ghandi were made up?
      • Mattja, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5You are wrong. Stupid people live in Birmingham. Trust me on this.
      • mrASSMAN, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3Oh give it a break, your British youth easily rivals American youth in their idiocy.

        1) stupid people are universal and global, even though it may be popular in Europe to think that they only exist "over there" (USA) 2) Just cut it with the whole "Americans don't understand humor" *****. I mean how arrogant can you get? Different cultures have different types of humor. Live with it.
    • Shrooms27, on 05/13/2008, -5/+0right you are mate...right you are
    • matt.rubin, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1yep search for doctorboy12
  • juttman, on 05/13/2008, -1/+114Should be rated M because it makes fun of the mentally handicapped. What the hell is wrong with Toad?
    • kevyn, on 05/13/2008, -4/+3he's a toad?
    • nmc9, on 05/13/2008, -6/+3Awww but I love Toad. And Toadette too, they're the cutest ones.
    • Gravey9, on 05/13/2008, -0/+22nothing he's just retarded
    • SSUK, on 05/13/2008, -0/+19He gives you the finger in Super Mario Bros...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6E_SciIPo
    • gglynn07, on 05/14/2008, -0/+3Toad isn't retarded, he has seizures caused by epilepsy and that is why he wears the special headgear. During his school days, he did go to special ed classes, but that's because he had to have constant observation. He leads a normal life as long as he takes his medication.
  • MasteRR, on 05/13/2008, -16/+8Since this was actually published I think this writer's sarcasm was completely missed by the editor.
    • aladrin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+27Or maybe the editor isn't a complete idiot and thought his readers weren't, either.
      • AngelX, on 05/13/2008, -4/+1Nah, that can't be it..
      • diggit83, on 05/13/2008, -5/+4No, really, it cant. Its from ALABAMA FFS
        • steste, on 05/13/2008, -0/+13You do realize there is an entire world outside of the United States, right?

          It even says .co.uk in the article
    • punkcat, on 05/13/2008, -4/+1actually published? did you notice how impeccably clear the type was?
    • Myonosken, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1No the metro are a clever lot.
  • ljsmithx, on 05/13/2008, -2/+51It should be. It teaches kids that if they take mushrooms they will become 10-foot tall and invincible.
    • dok333, on 05/13/2008, -0/+27i ate some mushrooms one time that made me feel exactly like that
    • AzureRise, on 05/13/2008, -7/+4It's not true? Maybe that's why my leg hurts after jumping off that building. And my arm, and my other arm, and my other leg....ooo, ketchup! Wait, that doesn't taste like ketchup....
      • Yarnage, on 05/13/2008, -0/+9You tried _far_ too hard
      • StickWST, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4I just pictured my 11 year old brother saying that, thats the ONLY person I can picture trying to pass that off as funny.
    • elDud3rino, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Umm, no, shiny stars make you invincible. Not mushrooms. Duh.
      • NikoKun, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4haha fail... You forgot about the giant mushroom!
  • gameyharp, on 05/13/2008, -10/+3Really?
  • RomanThommassen, on 05/13/2008, -14/+3it only Should be rated mature if he actually COULD let cars crash ;P
    • TBBucs, on 05/13/2008, -1/+4it only Should post if he actually COULD construct Coherent sentences.

      ;P
  • huntr2, on 05/13/2008, -16/+6That's cool, I've read this paper, it's a free paper that you can pickup on most public transport around Birmingham such as buses and trains.
    • Severys, on 05/13/2008, -3/+11No ***** sherlock and its not limited to Birmingham. Most large cities in England have the Metro.
      • rivalius13, on 05/13/2008, -1/+10No ***** sherlock and its not limited to England. Most large cities in the world have the Metro.
      • etsboy1, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2I clicked view reply just so i could write the same thing.
    • twiztidsinz, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11As opposed to other forms of public transport? Like hover boats and teleporters?
      • Pigeon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8Shhhhh! The teleporter is packed full enough every morning. STOP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT.
      • Rocketbird, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3I can't ***** wait for teleporters.
      • Severys, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Metro = free newspaper
  • hedgehog001, on 05/13/2008, -13/+4Pure Awesome.
  • strat777, on 05/13/2008, -4/+358I wrecked a bicycle once by running over a banana peel in a garage. My brother put it there (in hopes that I would not see it and hit it and possibly wreck) and when I saw it I told him "you know that does not work right?" So I just ran it over to show him, and the front tire slid sideways bringing my bike down instantly. This is my story of the night I was owned. XD
    • Hoogs, on 05/13/2008, -0/+61Awesome (your brother I mean).
    • coresnake, on 05/13/2008, -3/+55Now this is the story all about how my bike got slid right upside down...
      • myempyrean, on 05/13/2008, -22/+1and Id like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the owner of a name called yeller
        • YellowSnowDemon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+15Way to ruin his awesome comment.
    • Smoo930, on 05/13/2008, -0/+17Did you have to get a fishing pole to set it back up?
    • DeFex, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3did your brother lol?
    • stuffblock, on 05/13/2008, -4/+3I have a better story about a banana peel, but this is not the time or place ; )
  • RSS14, on 05/13/2008, -1/+219Frogger should be rated M as well, it teaches people to jay walk.
    • kevyn, on 05/13/2008, -0/+49pac man introduced me to a sad pill addiction
    • TheBlackLotus, on 05/13/2008, -0/+65Pokemon taught me to beat and capture small animals against their will, and bend them to do my bidding, with out caring about their safety, or health.
      • defectDS, on 05/13/2008, -0/+8And then stuff their remains in tiny magic balls.
      • TheBlackLotus, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0From which, they expand and contract without any kind of deformation of body or mind, and is all controlled by a tiny little button
    • Aerandir, on 05/13/2008, -8/+3GTA4 is teaching me how to take what is not mine and the best method for whorejacking as well.
    • KMartSheriff, on 05/13/2008, -0/+38Because of Tetris, I often find myself stacking objects to absurd heights.
      • Pedlya, on 05/13/2008, -7/+3Dugg because you're awesome.
        • Pedlya, on 05/14/2008, -2/+2Why the ***** am I being dugg down, some of you guys are seriously moronic.
        • KMartSheriff, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1I don't get it either.
    • dpowre, on 05/13/2008, -0/+11because of banjo kazooie, i often use birds as weapons.
    • lives4him06, on 05/13/2008, -5/+0I play real life frogger daily walking to my apartment from school (4 lanes of traffic:)
    • romistrub, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Ah *****, this is gonna be another one of those "This is why I love Digg" submissions.
    • drastic8, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Because of every RPG, I find myself walking into peoples homes and taking ***** out of their Treasure Chests right in front of them.
    • TheBlackLotus, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0And breaking open vases and pots looking for money. And stealing item from their dresser drawers
  • bovilexia, on 05/13/2008, -4/+81if video games affected kids behavior we'd all be running around dark rooms, popping pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
    • StealthTomato, on 05/13/2008, -0/+37Oh crap, I better cancel that techno rave I was planning...
      • kevyn, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3which is a shame...because you would of had half of digg joining you by the looks of things
      • Icanfinallydigg, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Meh, as long as it's not broken-hard-drive-sound techno.
    • ZeRux, on 05/13/2008, -0/+14Aaah, gotta love references to the most violent, savage video game ever created (Pacman) - because, in what other game you win points for devouring your opponents whole?
    • MrPineapples, on 05/13/2008, -0/+6Funny comment, but i've read that before... who did you pinch it off?
    • avatarroku1, on 05/13/2008, -8/+2nice job ripping off of a T-shirt
    • georgemason01, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2If I could spend my whole life doing that I'd be set.
    • ak420, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2We don't all do that?
  • osirislink, on 05/13/2008, -1/+117Thank god it was a banana and not a turtle.
    • Bluezdood, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5Oh the humanity! (Which I've actually said in game when on the receiving end of a blue shell.)
      • Coolmatt49, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3My choice of words were a bit more dirty than that when I'm on the receiving end of a blue shell.
    • coresnake, on 05/13/2008, -8/+3I LAIK TURTLES
    • crazybmanp, on 06/08/2008, -0/+0brilliant
  • bobalien, on 05/13/2008, -20/+2Way to not be able to type up a 1 paragraph article.
    • etsboy1, on 05/13/2008, -5/+2your a douche
      • bobalien, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4At least I'm a douche that can spell.
      • DangerMouse9, on 05/13/2008, -1/+0he can't be a douche (and neither can you) since neither of you get any pussy.
  • talonstriker, on 05/13/2008, -9/+2I agree that the Mario series should be rated M. Just the other day, I was trying to jump on the Testudo statue at the University of Maryland.
  • bringmeupmusic, on 05/13/2008, -13/+7My little boy and I play the game all the time. We have fun. We bond. It's family time.
  • joshuagor44, on 05/13/2008, -22/+3Mario Kart Wii is so bad.
  • deSouza3, on 05/13/2008, -12/+56Keep this guy away from GTA IV
  • whalt, on 05/13/2008, -3/+143The other day when I was at the zoo I had the uncontrollable urge to throw a barrel at a gorilla.
  • ansatsu29, on 05/13/2008, -3/+6I like playing with Mario Kart....and I really hate that blue turtle shell..
  • xeroblaze, on 05/13/2008, -6/+123Here's another reason why Mario Kart should be rated for adults :
    http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn281/MGMustard ...
    • normalkid0615, on 05/13/2008, -1/+40WOOOOWWWWWWW Is it the penis or am I imagining things?
    • Ricasso, on 05/13/2008, -1/+9Wow, In real life we just have the boring St Louis arch. That arch seems almost... organic.
    • Zippo, on 05/13/2008, -1/+39You guys need help.
    • GoonPowerX, on 05/13/2008, -2/+86When you see it, you'll ***** bricks.
      • pk7677, on 05/13/2008, -4/+1When you see it, go to your doctor.
      • h0ms4r, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1And ***** bricks I did when I finally saw it.
    • la7crosse11, on 05/13/2008, -11/+6I think you need a little NSFW tag there...that is one large dong to be just linking anybody and everybody to.

      Also, the mini-map makes a breast, with mario as the nipple.
    • gooberguy, on 05/13/2008, -6/+56guys if you can relate your penis to that shape, then I am sorry for you =/
    • D14BL0, on 05/13/2008, -0/+10Great. I'll never be able to play Mario Kart the same way ever again.
    • TinternAbbot, on 05/13/2008, -0/+46Figures they'd put a huge dick on Peach Beach.
    • Krychek, on 05/13/2008, -4/+18Wow, over 3min on your first lap - slow down there Speed Racer.
      • Cint, on 05/13/2008, -3/+11Cause I'm sure the photographer took this picture while trying to beat his best record...
    • metaliq, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4It makes sense architecturally.
    • xero01, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1"Dewey, you don't want no part of this *****!!"

      "what's it do?"

      "It gives you a BONER! Warning: if erection lasts for more than four hours . . . call more ladies!"
    • almightyzam, on 05/14/2008, -1/+3I shat bricks...
    • xenosteel, on 05/15/2008, -0/+3When you see it, you will ***** mushrooms
  • RockNRollBeaver, on 05/13/2008, -19/+4No wonder... he is from Alabama
    • tipexy, on 05/13/2008, -1/+11no, he is from birmingham,(pron. burmingem) the original one, not the imposter alabama one (pron. bur-ming-hammmm)
      • Myonosken, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Its more burrrr-mingem with a whine.
    • KevinRWright, on 05/13/2008, -2/+9You do realize there is an entire world outside of the United States, right?
    • RockNRollBeaver, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1oh sorry mis-read it my bad lol
  • liquidhalcyon, on 05/13/2008, -11/+10That is win.
  • normalkid0615, on 05/13/2008, -14/+2That is a win.
  • drkmccrthy, on 05/13/2008, -0/+33I'll be outside busting the bricks in my house looking for cash.
  • ahawks, on 05/13/2008, -1/+92Zelda too. Every time I finish playing a Zelda game, I always run around the neighborhood chopping up people's bushes and smashing their pots. I also crawl into every gutter drain and manhole cover because good things are always hidden in holes in the ground.
    • gormlens, on 05/13/2008, -0/+15dont forget to slash the chickens with your sword. that drives them craaaaazyyyyy
    • georgemason01, on 05/13/2008, -0/+12Hey! Listen!
  • Bluezdood, on 05/13/2008, -2/+12That is freaking genius, even better is the fact that they printed it. Someone in the "letters to the editor" department has a sense of humor.
    • AzureRise, on 05/13/2008, -6/+2Or was stupid enough to take it seriously. I really hope they just had a sense of humor.
  • MrPingu, on 05/13/2008, -10/+5Any of you hot, sexy, go-lucky people got a mirror?
  • theclashrocker, on 05/13/2008, -7/+2Same thing happened to me but I was eating a turtle; I then, had the urge to throw the shell at someone when they cut me off
  • Xanthan, on 05/13/2008, -9/+3Same thing happened to me, only it was after playing Halo, and I was throwing plasma grenades.
  • bjs3171, on 05/13/2008, -8/+5Haven't played the game yet. I'm assuming they've gotten rid of Snaking and that retarded Blue Shell. I assume they've stripped out the bloated *****, and just went back to the simplistic beautiful masterpiece that was the first Mario Kart, on SNES, especially with Battle Mode. This is true, right?
    • silver26, on 05/13/2008, -3/+2The blue shell and ***** are still intact.
    • CCricers, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2Additionally, they added a Mega Mushroom which I consider to be cheaper than that blue shell.
      • ParaSwarm, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1They added a Mega Mushroom? Yeah, they sure did. 12 years ago, in Mario Kart 64. But you're not behind the times or anything.
    • ParaSwarm, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Snaking is no longer in the game.
  • Jussaca, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7I purposely hit a box in the road the other day hoping I would get something to throw at another car. I didn't. So I just threw the box.
  • boejangles, on 05/13/2008, -2/+41Im pretty sure Super Mario is the reason my sister became a stripper, she is drawn to all kinds of poles.
    Jumping and sliding down them
    : (
    single tear
    • rexamafex, on 05/13/2008, -0/+22picture or it didn't happen.
    • KMartSheriff, on 05/13/2008, -0/+23Go on...
    • MikeyTheBlack, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0That's ok mate, our happiness will make up for your single tear of sadness.
  • xeno439, on 05/13/2008, -9/+4bananas have skins?
    thought they had peels
  • mickm615, on 05/13/2008, -7/+5hah i live im bham and someone threw a bannana outside of the window at me on 280. i could have been a causulaty of this guys twisted mind and this acticle would have been all i needed to win a lawsuit for 6.7 million dollars
    • GeekyGerge, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Uh.... Yeah...
    • SSUK, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Dear Internet, I too am from near Birmingham, let it be known, THIS is what awaits you inside. Stay the hell away.
    • Myonosken, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2***** brummies are getting online.
  • ThankTheCheese, on 05/13/2008, -6/+209I'm in the lead! wo hoo! I guess all I have to do is sit back and...

    BAM! Blue shell.

    *****, 12th. Whatever, I got the cannon ball thing, so it's all good. see I"m first again, now I...

    BAM! Blue Shell.

    what the...

    BAM! lightning.

    OK that was kind of ann...

    BAM! red shell. BAM! knocked off the circuit by Bowser.

    for ***** sake, that is bull *****. OK, I won't reset it....11th...7th...4th...***** squid is annoying....3rd...2nd...***** POW, what is the point of that...5th...3rd...2nd...Lightning. ffs....5th....2nd...1st....a-ha!

    BAM! Blue shell.

    ***** mother ***** ***** you *****, what the *****!!!



    I love mario kart :)
    • SSUK, on 05/13/2008, -0/+55In the game of Mario Kart, victory is but one Blue Shell away from defeat.
    • ggacid, on 05/13/2008, -10/+4Great play by play action of your typical race!
    • SACubeMonkey, on 05/13/2008, -0/+27Too bad they practically ruined the game by making all of the high powered items strip the other players of their items on top of blowing them up. Now you can lead an entire race on skill alone only to be put all the way into 12th place by some dumbass with a blue shell. At least in the old games you could hold an item in reserve in the hopes of catching them as they passed you.
      • TinternAbbot, on 05/13/2008, -0/+12Yeah, losing a good item because of lightning or pow is the most frustrating experience in Mariokart.
      • bjs3171, on 05/13/2008, -1/+3sounds like they royally ***** this game up. seriously.
      • jackmon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2LOL @ ThankTheCheese. @SACubeMonkey: They also ruined it by not allowing you to set the number of players in versus or battle. Why can't I just play an all human balloon battle, for ****'s sake?! I could do that on Super Nintendo but I can't on Wii?
        All this said, it's still an incredibly fun game.
        • chesstwin, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2you can...in "rules"
          • jackmon, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Really?! Awesome... thanks chesstwin for the tip. When I posted I was half hoping someone would point out something like this.
    • sk8away212, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1touche my fine friend
    • YellowSnowDemon, on 05/13/2008, -1/+4If you guys didn't know, you can avoid losing powerups and losing momentum from shells, POW blocks, and other things with well timed jumps and boosts.
      • ParaSwarm, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7Thanks for elaborating.
        • YellowSnowDemon, on 05/14/2008, -2/+1You're welcome. Why am I being dugg down? I'm doing nothing but helping people! :(
    • MikeyTheBlack, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1Ah bless thy prickly nature of Mario Kart. A game we all love and hate both equally at the same time.
    • sh4rkb1t3, on 05/14/2008, -1/+1Its just rediculous how the winning stratagy in mario kart is to stay in 2nd for the whole race then use a mushroom to fly into 1st five seconds before the finish. This completely derails nintendo's kid friendly rubber band AI. Five year olds are crying as they read this post.
    • DrummerAndrew, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1The Bullet is the *****.
  • doubles87, on 05/13/2008, -6/+1wow what a brutal article, u cant rate this adult, just casue people are twisted
    • Kajarago, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0looks like someone else missed the sarcasm...
    • heyimcamcook, on 09/10/2008, -0/+1that is an acute distillation of the article. well done. +10 internet points.
  • frosted, on 05/13/2008, -4/+4This is a clear case of "It's not my fault that my kid is a menace, I blame everything else, I refuse to take responsibility for my child's stupidity." That does not fly in court. Take some damn responsibility for your own stupidity and raising a child that can not tell the difference between games and reality *****.
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