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The Wii Pole Dancing Game is Really Coming

gizmodo.com — At first we thought this Wii Pole Dancing game was a joke —how could something so sexy come to such a "family-friendly" and casual console like the Wii? Turns out it's not a joke.

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  • fluidfoundation, on 05/07/2008, -1/+63Finally, something for the whole family.
    • over900000, on 05/07/2008, -12/+7Wouldn't it be great to see your 10 year old daughter practicing pole dancing and stripping. Delicious flat chest.
      • fluidfoundation, on 05/07/2008, -0/+20Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Why don't you have a seat over there....
        • Llanowar, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4Hello Chris. Got some dollar bills left perhaps? I'm all out.
      • fadetoone, on 05/07/2008, -1/+10You comment was fairly innocent until that last little quip...
      • darkone2007, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2"Delicious flat chest."
        Umm.... wat?
      • XxsomeguyxX, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Pedobear... Is that you?
    • Nexiec, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Kids you had better practice now so that you can "pay your way through college."
  • benagarr, on 05/07/2008, -3/+17Isn't pole dancing what they do at Curves?
    • Braingoo, on 05/07/2008, -4/+24god I hope not my mom goes there.
    • wild, on 05/07/2008, -3/+24No. Curves is designed for women who are larger and have body issues. Its a place where they can work out and not feel the pressure of men's eyes.

      It also means the women at my gym are all hot, so I firmly support the Curves initiative.
    • KingGoonie, on 05/07/2008, -3/+6Yes they do it at most gyms now... its a fitness routine.... they give classes, etc.
    • BoonTobias, on 05/07/2008, -5/+1lol gym
    • dustinjr1993, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1what planet do you live on??? 0_o
  • khaavren, on 05/07/2008, -2/+53The accompanying video is absolutely hilarious. Who doesn't love a good cat fight?
    • KokomoNYC, on 05/07/2008, -6/+1Peaceful cat is peaceful.
    • Doitdifferently, on 05/07/2008, -1/+6I have to say I didn't see that coming when I clicked on the video.
    • bjs3171, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1was that real?
  • br0wersauce, on 05/07/2008, -4/+12I must buy a Wii immediately. The ladies simply cannot resist the pole!
    • theaceoffire, on 05/07/2008, -0/+6I have a horrible feeling this will outsell Mario Kart...
    • zadadka, on 05/07/2008, -0/+6Depends on your pole, I guess......
    • wild, on 05/07/2008, -2/+42No kidding. I installed a pole in my living room and now your mom won't leave.
  • sUGArDawg, on 05/07/2008, -3/+19Great, more women thinking they're as sexy as strippers
    • wild, on 05/07/2008, -1/+20Most of the women who do strip aerobics are sexier than strippers.

      I had a girlfriend once that did a 12-week stripping class with 4 of her friends. At the end, they did a strip off for all of us boyfriends as a way to thank us for their support. I highly recommend this as motivation for your lady. After all, your doing it for her. ;-)
    • souljaboytellem, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4These days, thats not saying much
  • thzae, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4I was expecting to look through these comments and see a play on the word "coming" in the title. I was disappointed.
  • macwac, on 05/07/2008, -0/+14The last thing i want to see is one of my family members climbing up a pole.. *cough* there goes grandma... again..
    • Snuff99, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2**hurrrl**
    • fluidfoundation, on 05/07/2008, -0/+5As long as Grandma wipes it down afterwards I guess its ok. Hard to get into it though when the pole smells like BenGay and bran.
  • DenTPuzz, on 05/07/2008, -1/+25You sure it wasn't Pole Position they were releasing?
  • CDoug03, on 05/07/2008, -3/+9I think the Wii peeing into the toliet game is more family friendly than pole dancing
    • KokomoNYC, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1Especially if a second player can fap the Wii controller.
    • EtherGnat, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1That game was an April Fool's day joke.
  • jaquestrap, on 05/07/2008, -2/+4I mean...isn't the console targeted towards younger children? It would be pretty awkward for kids to be walking down the aisle, looking for a new wii game, and having their parents see that...


    Awesome Christmas present for the girlfriend though.
    • Jaablaze, on 05/07/2008, -2/+4the console is geared toward family or the more casual gamer. To be honest, I don't know to many children that have them.
    • fluidfoundation, on 05/07/2008, -3/+1Don't you mean awesome present for no one?
  • DCJoeDogaswell, on 05/07/2008, -1/+28Dugg just for the video they attached to the article
    • ninja0, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1hhahah ya i thought initially it was made by nintendo or something. then when that chick fell and started hitting the hot chick I lawled
    • kmg90, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1thanks pointing out there was a video attached

      I thought the title was enough that it didn't deserve a click
  • KingGoonie, on 05/07/2008, -12/+1UM... This is basically the same thing as Wii Fit coming to wii in a way. Pole Dancing as a fitness regiment has been around for jeez.. like 4 or 5 years now? Almost every gym has classes... bally's, etc... So its not for "being sexy" in this case but as the article even says... fitness.
  • meloogal, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2Ditto. Who saw THAT coming? Not I.
  • XStatic, on 05/07/2008, -0/+17Any word on if the "pole" include a rumble feature?
  • HydrogenOxide, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2I wonder how they're going to take advantage of the "rumble feedback" in the controller.
    GIs going to go to town reviewing this...If it becomes the world's first AO game allowed to be published
  • Pun1tive, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7Now people can't complain that the Wii isn't for 'hardcore' gamers.
  • kevdotbadger, on 05/07/2008, -9/+2i get it! 'coming'.

    Classic.
  • captaindoobers, on 05/07/2008, -12/+14please bury me
    • martoq, on 05/07/2008, -5/+5No...I am digging you up because I am in that kind of mood.
    • Jumpeplowski, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4Dugg for asking to be buried.
  • username7D8, on 05/07/2008, -5/+1That's it... the wife is getting a Wii for Mother's day!
  • soundsofreason, on 05/07/2008, -0/+11Looks like mom will have to sit this one out. I'll have Bryan's mom over instead.
    • cdigioia, on 05/07/2008, -2/+14I prefer Stacie's mom, she has got it goin' on.
  • galvo, on 05/07/2008, -3/+5I can't stop watching that bitch fall on her face, hahaha.
  • whitezombie420, on 05/07/2008, -1/+8that video ***** ruled. thank you.
  • LJRod82, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2Remember it's go go, not cry cry.
  • Earendil1, on 05/07/2008, -5/+1haha humans
  • czeman, on 05/07/2008, -2/+3Fine, I'll do it. fap fap fap
  • martoq, on 05/07/2008, -3/+1F' the game, digging for that video alone!
  • Mie42, on 05/07/2008, -0/+21Why would my Mom want to play a game about her work?
  • Zippo, on 05/07/2008, -4/+2Finally, a video game my girlfriend might enjoy.
    • brutalsponge, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your male poledancing.
    • huertanix, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1Finally, a girlfriend I can enjoy.
  • synyster, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1i want to buy the game now (does it come with a girl?)
  • peterredding, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3Watch the video on the far right after the embedded one finishes, it shows them setting up the fall with a crash mat then applying fake blood. Still funny as hell though.
  • pinje, on 05/07/2008, -4/+0"and comes with 2 blow up dolls, mindy and cindy for added realism"
    • darkone2007, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1sounds like you know the routine.
  • bjs3171, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1so who knows what those girls were saying?
  • nickdngr, on 05/07/2008, -0/+5Wii: check
    Stripper pole: check
    Girlfriend: ...damnit.
  • PurpleSfinx, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4To help the less creative Digg users, I've compiled this helpful little list of the possible words that can be used from this story to make sex puns:

    1) Pole
    2) Coming
    3) Wii
    4) Waggle
    5) Vibration
  • michelsonmorley, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1The video, btw, is SFW.
  • TrevorBradley, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1(looks at the picture) That's one tiny woman! She's perhaps 4-5 Wiimotes tall?
  • FuLouZero, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1I still don't like the idea...
  • username484767, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1good!
  • leerayIG88, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1Now they should make something to dance around me penis.
  • ATLien74, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1I just knew this was going to be an Onion article, but it's not! Cool! Something for the strippers to do when I'm done doing them.
    • Claude1971, on 05/08/2008, -1/+1they didn't have a male stripper there for u
      • ATLien74, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I guess your keeping them for yourself.
  • whalt, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2How many WiiMotes will you have to stack together to make the pole?
  • fatejudger, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1WTF did I just watch?
  • Bombfrog, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1KNowing the company in question I'm 100% sure they're doing this for the PR. I doubt they'll ever get approval to make it.
  • viaini, on 05/08/2008, -0/+0WOW...
  • Philbert, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1I don't know about the game, but that video was hilarious!
  • secondwheel2, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Good practice for my sister's future job.
    • karatejunky, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0dude, thats sick..... you should look at your sister from a different point of view....
  • Jman14, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0My girlfriend will love this. Finally a game that both of us can enjoy!
  • karatejunky, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0Here's a sick thought: Imagine your grandmother playing this...... and WINNING!!
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