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8 Halloween Costumes Sure To Piss Everyone Off

doubleviking.com — For all the sick bastards out there...8 costume ideas that are sure to stop any Halloween celebration you attend in its tracks (because people are steaming mad).

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  • mobilefreak, on 10/31/2007, -30/+1u bet!!
  • DiggRyan24, on 11/13/2007, -16/+195No. 9 - Princess Diana with a loose seatbelt
    No. 10 - San Diego Wildfire victim
    • EndersGame, on 10/31/2007, -3/+20I am going to be Rudy Giuliani for Hallooween.
      • euphemizeme, on 10/31/2007, -3/+10Shouldn't be difficult to find a costume at a transsexual sex shop.
      • themastersb, on 10/31/2007, -1/+6It's an easy costume. You just need a partially bald head and run around screaming "Vote for me because 9/11!" "I was New York's mayor when 9/11 happened! Aren't I so great?" "9/11 9/11 9/11 *pause for cheer*"
    • stinkipete, on 11/13/2007, -10/+6What about No. 11 - Madeleine McCann?

      Extra points for the black spot in the eye and blood around the crotch!
    • KilGil27, on 11/13/2007, -1/+29I went as california. I taped a bunch of flames to myself, but people just assumed it meant gay, because there are a lot of gay people in California apparently
      • HOOKSTER1231, on 10/31/2007, -8/+8...you went? Went where? Your supposed to dress up on Halloween, which is tomorrow. I don't think they thought you were gay because of the flames.
        • sleepwalkers, on 10/31/2007, -1/+19Oh I don't know, maybe to a Halloween party? Seeing as Halloween is in the middle of the week, many people have parties the weekend before (and probably the weekend after, even).
        • Gir53457, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1Strap a vibrator over the bay area for the double innuendo.
      • urbandistrict, on 10/21/2008, -0/+1Suuure THAT'S why they thought you were gay....
    • TekeeTakShak, on 11/13/2007, -0/+9I think you forgot Senator Larry Craig. All you have to do is dress up as a restroom stall and you win.
      • G-RaZoR, on 11/13/2007, -7/+1you don't "win" anything, but one thing is for sure: Can we just let this stupid Senator Larry Craig bs just die? I am tired of hearing about him.
    • madeingermany, on 10/31/2007, -4/+4I really wanted to go as Dumbledore.
      Just to piss the kind of people off that think it should no longer be called Halloween, but 'Harvest Festival' or some other PC crap.
    • N00F, on 11/13/2007, -1/+13Don't forget the "*****-MONSTER"
      http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/*****-monster-1- ...
      (Possibly NSFW)
      • razrielle, on 11/13/2007, -0/+8What the *****
        • Gir53457, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1ain't you ever been to a Tubes concert?
      • phort99, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3*Possibly??* I guess it depends on whether you work for a condom company?
      • Urusai, on 11/13/2007, -0/+8Don't be a dick.
    • NeonElixir, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4My friends went as the wildfire. One was a cut-out of California and we burned some spots on it. The other guy walked with him, made a roof out of cardboard, drew some stuff on a t-shirt, and was a house fire. Nobody really got it.
  • Scira, on 11/11/2007, -12/+152I cant digg this any harder! + outfits to piss off digg.
    #11: Police officer with a worn out tazer.
    #12: RIAA lawyer.
    • euphemizeme, on 11/03/2007, -15/+8More like
      #11: Police officer
      #12: Lawyer
      • euphemizeme, on 11/07/2007, -15/+12#13: Steve Jobs meeting you on the street and being a prick so you go home and cut your wrists.
        #14: A guy going on newegg and putting together a computer 2x as powerful and 1/4 the cost of a new Mac.
        • rayraym0fucka, on 11/03/2007, -1/+5I found that really funny because of the length you went through to poke fun at the fanboys. Although it was completely unnecessary, that's what I found funny.

      • humperdeath, on 11/03/2007, -1/+16#13: Steve Jobs meeting you on the street ... He needs coins to get a subway token. . . becase he carries NO CASH. The machine DOES NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS
      • darkphan, on 11/03/2007, -4/+2As if Steve Jobs would take the subway.... get real...
        • mrfreeziexp, on 11/03/2007, -1/+5Everybody knows that Steve Jobs hovers places. He is too good for common ground.
      • hmunkey, on 11/03/2007, -6/+2I respect police. My problem is that they have to follow protocol and unfortunately, corporations have enough influence to change that.
    • Davers, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3Difference being that yours would just get a chuckle, not actually piss anyone off.
    • hockey, on 11/03/2007, -0/+4If you want to tick off diggers go dressed as Michael Bay.
  • Error601, on 11/11/2007, -96/+19Lame choices. If you want to piss people off you need to go with the big three: race, religion, and politics. How about:

    A pacifier in your mouth and a giant stick up your ass..an atheist.


    • MonarchWastxD, on 10/31/2007, -7/+38I am not an atheist, yet I am offended by your comment.
      • bightchee, on 10/31/2007, -17/+8I am an atheist and I am offended by you taking offense to that comment.
      • humperdeath, on 10/30/2007, -2/+2I'm not an Athiest. So how about a *******, *******, ******* with a white sheet, clubbing a baby ***** outside a ******* ?
      • Elranzer, on 10/31/2007, -1/+8Wait a minute. "A pacifier in your mouth and a giant stick up your ass.." describes a religious Neocon Republican, not an atheist.
        • GhostCow, on 10/31/2007, -1/+1The stick sure does, but the pacifier sounds much more like a liberal to me.
    • DreKor, on 10/31/2007, -23/+14I'm not an atheist either, and I thought it was hilarious.
    • drakenlot, on 10/31/2007, -4/+40Why are you burying him, he simply stated that doing that will be sure to piss others off, and you proved him right.
      • thirdman, on 10/31/2007, -6/+2There's a difference between being offended & bored by something...
    • maliath, on 10/30/2007, -4/+1I'm not really angry at you ... I'm actually kind of worried about you.
    • diggless, on 10/31/2007, -4/+5I am not sure how a pacifier in the mouth and a stick in the ass symbolizes atheism. I would never guess thats what you were going for if you dressed like that. Can you please elaborate for me?
    • noisician, on 10/31/2007, -2/+14i see what the costume means:

      pacifier in mouth - represents a childish need for comfort and reassurance from outside the self
      stick in the ass - represents prudishness and being up-tight

      he did say this was a religious costume, right?
    • urbandistrict, on 10/31/2007, -5/+2See, it's funny because the irony of someone mocking atheists is defending the other side of the coin who notoriously have the stigma of mamas-boys and closeted homosexuals.

      Pot to Kettle..."blacky!"
    • Error601, on 10/31/2007, -2/+3Snicker...proved my point on how to piss people off. People even bite in the context it was supposed to be a troll.

    • bagboyrebel, on 10/30/2007, -1/+1what...?
    • thebellmaster1x, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1I'll just go with a science book dangling in front of my head and a towel wrapped around my face.
    • derek20cali, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3rofl
    • JDenigma, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1Hey, I don't agree with error, but I have to give him credit there for his politically incorrect submission. I'm laughing at this whole thread. That's the name of the game for this article and thread. Piss everyone off with political incorrectness for Halloween lol
  • MonarchWastxD, on 10/31/2007, -20/+413: The BSOD.
    Guaranteed pant-*****.
    • johnny222, on 10/31/2007, -1/+7Or a simple "Ha ha...good one" and forced laughter. Either that or complete confusion from people who don't know what it is.
  • jmgoody311, on 11/11/2007, -4/+131I wonder if I could go as Goatse...
    • macweirdo42, on 11/11/2007, -0/+52Best get stretching, you don't have much time. But how are you going to trick people into looking at you?
      • navitatl, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7Get in a refrigerator box with a window cut in the side, and something covering the hole that says "Click Here!". So people will open up the window and see the horrific sight.
    • SnowPuffKing, on 11/11/2007, -1/+45You could! And you wouldn't even have to take a bag with you for all of the candy.
    • Wartz, on 10/31/2007, -6/+1a fake plaster/plastic ass would do the job
    • thealliedhacker, on 10/31/2007, -1/+2Go as Tubgirl
    • maz2331, on 10/31/2007, -2/+1Please don't.
  • mydigga, on 10/31/2007, -16/+314: A giant pumpkin
  • drakenlot, on 10/31/2007, -12/+3What about going as Tub-Girl, pedobear, or Goatse?
    So many choices...
    • Crosshare, on 10/31/2007, -1/+3Nobody hate pedobear quite like Chris Hansen
  • internetcoward, on 11/11/2007, -2/+77As soon as my brother heard on the news about Chris Benoit, he said "I know what I am being for halloween" then began to choke me out. True story.
  • AriaStar, on 10/31/2007, -15/+4I expected an aborted baby and a used tampon to be there.
  • hiPpymIck, on 10/31/2007, -16/+10dont Americans get arrested if they dress up as terrorists..
    • SillyDigger, on 10/31/2007, -4/+14No.

      If we did that we'd end up arresting every Muslim, Sikh and ex-military white males (reference to Timothy Mcveigh).
  • bossm4n, on 10/31/2007, -6/+2015. Jack Thompson
  • damnitdaniel, on 10/31/2007, -7/+8Mirror??? Getting blocked at work.
  • sundancekid503, on 10/31/2007, -14/+916. Bush
    • ElectroBot, on 10/31/2007, -3/+15Better yet, Bush in a bright orange jumpsuit with chains around his hands and ankles.
      • rayraym0fucka, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4That's an incredible idea. I would imagine the laughs/rants someone would get.
      • iRaachie, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1I thought its supposed to piss people off.
  • Wonkanobi, on 11/11/2007, -14/+1991) Dress as a plane
    2) Have two friends dress as the World Trade Center towers
    3) "Fly" into them all night
    • Coffeedemon, on 10/31/2007, -1/+36You only need to hang around the stores till someone throws out a couple refrigerator boxes.
    • Spoomeister, on 10/31/2007, -13/+83a. Rig up christmas lights on the WTC costumes, so that your friends can simulate the controlled explosions that brought the towers down...
    • iheartjebus, on 10/31/2007, -5/+15I went as the WTC last year...
      Seriously, I had a nice box with drawing of windows and people and fire on it, and a model airplane that dangled from some fishing line. It was awesome, a few people refused to talk to me that night.
      My roommate went as an abortion doctor, with some warm, mushy peeled tomatoes in a bag and a bunch of coathangers.
    • thebillgonadz, on 10/31/2007, -3/+17Halloween 2001 a few of my friends did that. The dirty looks they got from parents were some of the worst I've seen.
    • DrGoofyBoots, on 10/31/2007, -1/+16one of my friends is going as a Jew and i am going as Hitler and I'm going to chase him around the school all day
      • Procure, on 10/31/2007, -1/+8You should tie a potato with a string onto your belt so you can be a "Dick-Tater".
  • Dokument, on 10/31/2007, -3/+19when did they start replacing curse words with asterisks in the rss feeds?
    • jmiddlin, on 10/31/2007, -6/+1Better question, since when was piss a curse word?
    • merreborn, on 10/31/2007, -0/+20Several months ago. Every time something with "hot water" in the title, all the RSS users post about how confusing it was to see "ho****er" in their feed.
  • q1006662, on 10/31/2007, -6/+9I would have thought they could afford better Photoshopping for that monk...
    • lintmonkey, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1I thought there were blackberries smeared on his face.
  • JonnyTrombone, on 11/11/2007, -11/+98More like 8 things we looked up in Google Image Search and then threw above some crappy text.

    Lame.
  • teddyrux, on 10/31/2007, -19/+4Go as a blackface.
    http://sarahsilvermanonline.com/2007/10/17/sarah-s ...
    • dhVyse, on 10/31/2007, -6/+22Not funny. Her show is not funny. She is NOT FUNNY.
      • KnightWhoSaysNi, on 10/31/2007, -12/+3Sarah Silverman is awesome!
        • mythicflux, on 10/31/2007, -1/+3I know I'm in awe that people actually think she's funny.
      • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -1/+4But definitely a JILF.
      • GhostCow, on 10/31/2007, -0/+2Sarah Silverman is damn funny, but her show sucks so badly I don't even know how to begin to describe it.
  • Unclekoolaid, on 11/11/2007, -1/+96I know a guy that was Superman in a wheelchair one year, people at the bar were freaking out when he got up to go to the bathroom.
    • TruFan, on 10/31/2007, -2/+66i actually did that 2 years ago. i dressed in a suit with a superman shirt on underneath, hopped in a wheelchair complete with joystick duct-taped to the armrest and blow tube on my shoulder, and had people wheel me around. it wasn't well received by many.


      and yes, i am writing this response from hell.
  • eyefone, on 10/31/2007, -18/+517. Steve Irwin
    • eyefone, on 10/31/2007, -6/+19With a sting-ray barb piercing the chest, forgot to add that.
      • JuStein, on 10/31/2007, -3/+20Ummm.... Yeaaa.....

        You see.... it's just too soon for that kinda thing.....

        I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
      • MacEnvy, on 10/31/2007, -2/+1Worked for Bill Maher last year.
  • graemee, on 10/31/2007, -12/+3Better list,

    http://www.sweatpantserection.com/offensive-hallow ...

    Not that this one was too bad.
  • phimu227, on 10/31/2007, -9/+3my buddy went as a used tampon once...that got some disgusted looks...
  • JuStein, on 11/11/2007, -4/+110Buried for ***** photoshopping on the monk.

    How hard is it to beat the crap of a real monk and take a picture??

    Is that too much to ask??

    ..i guess so....
    • eyefone, on 10/31/2007, -3/+3Looks like a ***** paint job.
    • aelias, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7I, for one, am generally stunned by the lack of martial arts talent displayed by todays monks. It's a shame, really. If they prayed less and watched more kung-fu movies, they might have a game plan for this sort of thing by now.
  • imbob, on 10/31/2007, -6/+1dont forgot old saint nick
  • dafragsta, on 10/31/2007, -10/+817. Blackwater Contractor
  • euphemizeme, on 10/31/2007, -13/+10I've got to admit, of all the sites that spam Digg (consumerist, treehugger, joystiq, etc), at least doubleviking has some quality writers. The level of insight (Youssif in this case) makes it worth the read. Unlike the other sites, this stuff doesn't write itself or stink of copypasta.
    • Defuser, on 10/31/2007, -1/+10Yeah, because it clearly took superior writing skills to suggest that people dress up like infamous celebrities. Boy, there's some clever and original thinking.
      • euphemizeme, on 10/31/2007, -3/+2Clearly you can't spot good writing. It's not *who* was chosen, but the reasoning behind the choices that was clever. Oh, and picking somebody other than a celebrity would have been better? Yeah, this guy named Larry down the hall is FUNNY AS HELL, YOU SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE HIM. Clearly that gets a laugh from a broad audience. Oh wait.
  • uziko, on 10/31/2007, -9/+4Awesome. I am so going next Halloween as either Osama, borat, or cho seng hu.
    • karlhouser, on 11/04/2007, -1/+3I am imeadiatly making a costume of ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
      I hope people will get it.....
  • CATSCEO, on 10/31/2007, -8/+1420. Kevin Rose
    • MacEnvy, on 10/31/2007, -2/+6... holding a broken digg server. Now THAT'S scary.
  • aurorous, on 11/04/2007, -1/+45What about Michael Vick with a beat up dog?

    In Atlanta the costume would be very easy to get a hold of
    • likwidfuzion, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Someone did a Michael Vick costume posted on collegehumor
    • Procure, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1Haha, this year for the Halloween festivities this weekend I was a full-out Clifford costume/suit with a sign on my chest- "Michael Vick Killed My Parents". People seemed to like it.
  • darthmunky, on 10/31/2007, -10/+4Last year, I dressed as something worse than all of those: HITLER!
  • shadowblade989, on 10/31/2007, -7/+1Is it just me, or did Borat never wear that in the movie?
    I think if you're going to be Borat, you should go naked with a black piece of cardboard that goes down to your knee.
    • KnightWhoSaysNi, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3I think he was in that swimsuit for about 3 seconds.
    • Elranzer, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Borat was in more than just the Borat movie. Try "Da Ali G Show".
  • pathrw, on 10/31/2007, -7/+30Am I the only one who had to look up NAMBLA?
    • SpaceDreamer, on 11/04/2007, -0/+12yep, I just googled NAMBLA. at the office.
      Thanks google for providing a summary of each website so that I didn't have to actually access NAMBLA's website.
    • Blackmane, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Nope me two, kinda of guessed it was on the lines of children.
    • NeoSporin, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1I thought it was some sort of pro-holocaust organization
    • uziko, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1kind of reminded me of the creepy guy with his face swirled with photoshop, so i figured what it was about
    • limpits, on 10/31/2007, -1/+14guess you don't watch South Park.
      • nodlezfodlez, on 10/31/2007, -1/+7or the daily show
      • mattcoady, on 11/05/2007, -0/+9I thought South Park just made it up as a joke. The whole idea of Nambla seemed like something that could only happen on tv.
    • shortydh76, on 11/01/2007, -0/+34North American Marlin Brando Look ALikes
  • lukasmack, on 10/31/2007, -6/+1The monks photoshopped


    /sarcasm
    • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1*hands over paper with big red "F" on it*

      "Here's your test on sarcasm, Lukas."
  • Corinthos, on 11/01/2007, -1/+6Two years ago I had a friend who dressed as the twin towers, he had little people hanging off the sides and such. If I was black I would've went as MIcheal Vick this year.
    • fantasticFlan, on 11/04/2007, -0/+15Double the offense: put on black face and go as Vick.
  • igoratwork, on 10/31/2007, -6/+118. Al-Sadar

    http://www.18doughtystreet.com/system/media_asset/ ...
  • Defuser, on 10/31/2007, -9/+4I think threads like this are actually a type of I.Q. test, used by the Government to select total morons for elimination from the gene pool. Kinda like that movie "Videodrome". Seriously, if you thought any of those were funny, witty, or even mildly clever, then you are, by definition, an idiot. "Har har, gonna dress up like Osama bin Laden! Ain't nobody here in Alabama ever thought o' THAT before! Har har!"
    • Wartz, on 10/31/2007, -0/+11the idea isnt to be funny, witty, or even mildly clever. Its to piss someone off.
    • uziko, on 10/31/2007, -0/+4if you didn't think it was funny then your H.Q. (humor quotient) is probably in the retarded range
    • Thorox, on 10/31/2007, -0/+9Looks like you got pissed WITHOUT anyone wearing the costume... mission accomplished.
    • CountC, on 10/31/2007, -1/+2no one likes you
  • Hojohto, on 10/31/2007, -0/+3I was thinking something involving a blow-up doll tied to a cross myself, can't say why being that trick-or-treating has really died out around here.
  • gdog05, on 10/31/2007, -0/+9Larry Craig in a wide-stance.
    • ronaldinho, on 10/31/2007, -0/+7I thought dressing up as him requires him to tap his foot everytime he receives candy
    • iRaachie, on 11/01/2007, -0/+0I scrolled past this too fast and I thought you said "Jenny Craig"
  • tallfreak, on 10/31/2007, -7/+2I agree with Teddyrux. Go as Sarah Silverman in Blackface:
    http://sarahsilvermanonline.com/2007/10/17/sarah-s ...
  • linoth, on 11/03/2007, -3/+2Brought to you by the DoubleViking Spam List generator, now with 33% more ads!
  • NeoSporin, on 10/31/2007, -1/+619. A G4 Shirt
  • Niceguy4186, on 10/31/2007, -6/+0Just a few costumes i've done over the years that people found offensive http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/Niceguy4186 ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/Niceguy4186 ... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/Niceguy4186 ...
    • tiekyl, on 10/31/2007, -0/+2I was interested. But..too much work to actually, you know, find the pictures.
    • tiekyl, on 10/30/2007, -0/+0I was interested. But..too much work to actually, you know, find the pictures.
  • stizz, on 10/31/2007, -0/+54At the height of the Anthrax letters scare, I was working in Mailroom at Amazon.com corporate offices. I personally delivered mail and packages to all the editors. That Halloween I wore a real biohazard suit that I had just ordered out of the 'safety catalog'. People freaked when I handed them their mail. I'm really not sure how I did not get fired.
    • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -0/+22Fired? You should've got a promotion.
    • glenneroo, on 10/31/2007, -0/+1ooOoOoO where did you get a biohazard suit? I would loooove to get one of those for some crazy photoshootings =)
  • vermax, on 10/31/2007, -2/+3"you just want to be like Bill Maher and piss people off"
    oh shut up. go write dumb ***** for frat boys.
  • swiftfalcon, on 10/31/2007, -8/+3you guys wonder why there aren't more female diggers? seriously? this sort of stuff makes me want to stop visiting.
    • tiekyl, on 10/31/2007, -1/+5Hah. Some females might find this dam funny. Not your comments though.
    • MicrosoftBob, on 10/31/2007, -1/+2Gee, we're sure sorry you feel that way. I'll be sure and have the secretary send you flowers.
  • dandyhighwayman, on 10/31/2007, -6/+2Though my idea was pretty good last year:
    http://www.marilyncarolyn.com/crikey.html
  • madm0nk, on 10/31/2007, -7/+3It seems nobody is going to mention the obvious choice (probably for good reason) but I am going to do it anyways ..... Hitler. I think that would piss more people off than anyone one of those on the list.
    • madm0nk, on 10/31/2007, -1/+2I swear I didn't see that comment above .....oh well, Ctrl-f didn't feel like working at the time I guess.
  • TimmyGUNZ, on 10/31/2007, -1/+6I am going to go as Ron Paul so everyone will digg my costume.
  • bellapria, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Who seriously thinks of these?
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