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  • xirtap, on 12/31/2007, -8/+303I'd rather buy goatse contacts.
    • Scrappy1850, on 12/31/2007, -14/+2what do they smell like?
      • adventflux, on 12/31/2007, -1/+8Not as bad as they taste.
      • LeeSoong, on 01/01/2008, -0/+1I met a man width ze dog who haz no nose !

        How does he smell ?

        AWFUL !

        - Monty Python
    • Dgen_X, on 12/31/2007, -1/+44it would just look like two hands pulling open your pupil, unless there were a bunch of little goatse dudes surrounding the pupil...I'm thinking way too far into this
    • redfox2600, on 12/31/2007, -1/+25Goatse might work better. These just make it look as if hello kitty got shot between the eyes.
      • Jones82, on 12/31/2007, -0/+15Not that there's anything wrong with that
    • mamboboy, on 12/31/2007, -11/+0real nice idea. i might actually try and get on dragons den with it. don't mind do you?
      http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/
    • yeahthatsme, on 12/31/2007, -0/+13i would wear goatse contacts every day of my life...best idea ever
      • travis712, on 12/31/2007, -0/+22"WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE FACE WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE!" " THAT MAN IS DOING IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO HIS ANUS!"
    • tyywebb, on 12/31/2007, -0/+5Oh god. Way to give me nightmares.
    • themastersb, on 12/31/2007, -1/+5Those look hot.
    • TridenTBoy, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1Yes, then you can tell people to look at you in the eye.
    • KingGorilla, on 12/31/2007, -1/+11I would like some hypnotoad contacts
    • mace2, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3So is someone gonna do this photoshop job or what?
  • OpenFuture, on 12/31/2007, -5/+76Oh crap, is lead bad for your eyes?
    • narcofiche, on 12/31/2007, -91/+7Is that like a prayer to "Crap?"
      Oh, crap.
      I think your "crap God" agrees that lead is bad for your eyes.
      • chingy1788, on 12/31/2007, -5/+48where did that come from?
        did the catholic priest just touch you in the secret place?
      • krazykor, on 12/31/2007, -4/+29So everything that starts with 'Oh' must be a prayer? Or is that just your idea of being clever and making fun of someone? I'm sure you're fun to hang out with...
      • SymbolicChaos, on 12/31/2007, -5/+9Huh, I didn't see it as all that offensive. Sure it was only slightly witty, but a strange reaction to the comment, never the less.
      • Kronos6948, on 12/31/2007, -8/+13all gods are crap gods. Including yours narcofiche.
      • zerofool2005, on 12/31/2007, -2/+5i actually thought that was funny
      • sgtbutterscotch, on 01/01/2008, -2/+1Don't you just hate when you forget how to make a joke.
      • narcofiche, on 01/01/2008, -4/+2Damn, that's an unusual response to a bad joke. I didn't mean God was crap, I meant a crap God - a God made up of crap. Never mind. ***** yall, I'm going to go kick some puppies or something.
    • krazykor, on 12/31/2007, -19/+10So everything that starts with 'Oh' must be a prayer? Or is that just your idea of being clever and making fun of someone? I'm sure you're fun to hang out with...
      • pegisys, on 12/31/2007, -1/+5The way that the question is formed it does look like he is asking crap if lead is bad.

        For it to be correct it should be: Oh crap! Is lead bad for your eyes?
      • PingKing, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7Grammar Nazi
  • Lordy1952, on 12/31/2007, -13/+240wow...it is kind of a turn on i think...maybe i am just a weirdo

    she is cute
    • mydigga, on 12/31/2007, -7/+84I'm going to need to see some ID before I can agree.
      • rstarr, on 12/31/2007, -2/+36Take a seat over there.
      • SlimFastForYou, on 12/31/2007, -2/+20I thought Diggers didn't believe in ID.
        • msqueak, on 12/31/2007, -0/+12Whois!
        • Audacitor, on 12/31/2007, -2/+2There's two types of ID. I myself am not fond of either of them, but to each his own.
      • lostarchitect, on 12/31/2007, -1/+13you don't need id to determine if she's cute. you only need it if you're planning on playing "hello, kitty" with her.
    • tfletch, on 12/31/2007, -15/+2How can you tell she's cute in those pictures? She looks like a whack job to me.
    • SkippyDoorknob, on 12/31/2007, -0/+27Isn't she one of the replicants from Blade Runner?
      • Ramble, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7They are sexy, you have to admit that. Mmm, robot love.
      • aoneal417, on 12/31/2007, -1/+10I can never tell those olsen twins apart
      • LeeSoong, on 01/01/2008, -0/+4"I just do eyes."
    • mlvassallo, on 12/31/2007, -5/+3She is hiding most of her face for a reason.
    • KingBabi, on 12/31/2007, -1/+9She's a stone cold fox.
      • KingBabi, on 12/31/2007, -1/+3I'm not a perv, I just really like that expression.
        • Luminoth, on 12/31/2007, -1/+6Oh you're a perv alright, it just has nothing to do with that expression.
    • jamesb0i, on 12/31/2007, -2/+63myspace angle
    • Jugalator, on 12/31/2007, -4/+4Uh, she doesn't look that much older than 12 with make-up.
    • Malchus89, on 12/31/2007, -3/+14That's actually my sister...she's 13
      • rentmitchum, on 12/31/2007, -6/+1I like how no one commented after you yet.. Haha. She's like a FOX. Sex foxes.
      • lostarchitect, on 12/31/2007, -0/+23Tell her I said hi.
    • sixsidepentagon, on 12/31/2007, -3/+2photoshopped.
    • Audacitor, on 12/31/2007, -0/+4Meh, I kinda like the idea of images like that, but Heloo Kitty? C'mon, we can do better than that. I personally would swoon at the feet of any woman who wore firefox contacts.
      • coolmanmax2000, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3My (non-existent) god, so would I
      • LeeSoong, on 01/01/2008, -0/+6firefox contacts - you'll swoon - but she is running 'DudeBlocker' Add-ons, sorry.

        ( filters out guys pick-up lines . . . )
    • penguinomint, on 01/01/2008, -0/+4Yep.
  • nano19, on 12/31/2007, -3/+83Either you think they're adorable or they're scary as hell. Oh yeah and isn't she cute?
    • saysomestuff, on 12/31/2007, -4/+2i would....
    • battletrax, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1Thanks Kittyhell.com, you made my day by showing a cute girl wearing scary contacts.
      How about that girl with normal eyes?
  • ineedaname, on 12/31/2007, -3/+22Yes she is. They're coming out with hello kitty stuff for men by the way.
  • ineptsavant, on 12/31/2007, -4/+15I almost feel as if I should bury this for misleading title. The girl and contacts are hot. Though I'm sure your average person wearing these on the subway would freak me out the pic provided is cute.
  • suxmonkey, on 12/31/2007, -6/+117So OK ... when I submitted this ... I had no idea that the preteen girl in the pic would turn so many Diggers on. Anyone else sketched out by the overwhelmingly positive reaction people seem to be having to this girl?!
    • ursername180, on 12/31/2007, -0/+137Diggers jump at anything with 2 boobs.
      • abadbronc, on 12/31/2007, -1/+116Or one boob.
      • ApokalypseNow, on 12/31/2007, -1/+15Diggers jump at anything with boob(s).

        FTFY
      • Kronos6948, on 12/31/2007, -1/+18Yeah, it doesn't have to be just 2. It can be a uniboob, or the tri boobed girl in Total Recall.
      • Ramble, on 12/31/2007, -1/+16You'd think with all the manboobs around here that people would be continously jumping.
    • retral, on 12/31/2007, -3/+44If you think this is bad, don't ever visit /b/
      • bjornski, on 12/31/2007, -1/+17No kidding, the sheer amount of people lusting after 10 year olds on 4chan is just creepy.

        And they'd like it even better, if that 10 year old girl had a penis, on top of it all.
      • meez, on 12/31/2007, -2/+5/cgirl/ at 12chan is far worse, although beware of being V&
    • d3k4y, on 12/31/2007, -0/+32Preteen? She's not 9 years old. I would say she has gotta be a teenager at least. Besides, if there is no grass on the field you can always play in the mud.
      • Jugalator, on 12/31/2007, -2/+1You have a point, but she could be 11-12.. It's hard to tell really... She could be 13-14 or so too... But it's a bit disturbing nonetheless. She looks very young at least.
      • missilesilo, on 12/31/2007, -1/+6Preteen = Less than 13 years old.
        • antdude, on 12/31/2007, -2/+312 and less are preteens. 13-19 are teens (note the numbers end with teens). :P
    • PorcupineTree, on 12/31/2007, -0/+9To be fair, she looks a few years older in the thumbnail. Since when do diggers actually RTFA?
    • yfguitarist, on 12/31/2007, -7/+2Old enough to pee, good enough for me.
    • AmICoolNow, on 12/31/2007, -0/+7Well, she's wearing heavy make-up and has weird dyed hair. It seems like she's old enough to be a weird teen.
    • battletrax, on 01/01/2008, -0/+8Shes preteen? Ill pay her dad to keep her single for me till shes 18.
    • uziko, on 01/01/2008, -0/+1She is ***** hot, the hello kitty contact lenses fit her well, she's cute.
    • ThreeDee912, on 01/01/2008, -1/+1Wow, no Chris Hanson jokes yet?
  • ursername180, on 12/31/2007, -8/+78"That's not what we meant when we wanted you to show us your pussy!"
  • SLiPSTR34M, on 12/31/2007, -0/+45It seems like you'd have to be pretty close to the person to actually clearly see the design... from more than a few feet away, these things just look like some strange eye disease.
    • SkippyDoorknob, on 12/31/2007, -0/+9Cat scratch fever
    • RobotBuddha, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3That makes it even more awesome. Two "what....the...hell?" looks for the price of one. Though I guess that's not really the main selling point or target demo.
  • moneyboy1, on 12/31/2007, -1/+26Dugg for the entire site.
  • jerryterhorst, on 12/31/2007, -3/+7what's next, presidential nominee contacts?

    wait a minute...
    • bjornski, on 12/31/2007, -2/+17Support Ron Paul! Get your "Liberty Lenses" and see the light!
    • LeeSoong, on 12/31/2007, -1/+4Ron Paul has the Vision for a Great American Future!
      • bjornski, on 12/31/2007, -1/+2Now, what would Ron Paul lenses look like? What would the image be?

        Gang? List your ideas here.....
    • tsos2, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3Nah, I want some with dollar signs on 'em. Put a CHA-CHING! sound effect on my cell phone and walk around doing the bugg-eyed cartoon cha-ching effect. Should be fun for about 5 minutes :)
    • theclashrocker, on 12/31/2007, -0/+2constitution contacts--has a certain ring to it.
  • ninephoenixes, on 12/31/2007, -1/+21http://i12.tinypic.com/6nu4wlj.jpg
    http://i10.tinypic.com/72vdr9x.jpg
  • omgwthlol, on 12/31/2007, -7/+2http://duggmirror.com
  • SymbolicChaos, on 12/31/2007, -4/+20Wow, I wonder what those would cost in prescription form. And the girl is certainly cute, but can't be a day over 13. *whips back all the old men* Hyah! Geet on back!
    I recently bought the Hello Kitty Fender Squire Strat guitar from MusiciansFriend to play in my quirky metal band live on stage. I'll break it out for a song or two in the very beginning or middle of our set, and being a long-haired metal guy it certainly turns some heads. Even more-so when I had the full beard. Har.
    Shameless pluggage: www.myspace.com/squarepegroundhole
    • slipkn0tz23, on 12/31/2007, -7/+9OMIGAWD U GOTTA MYSPACE LETS BE FRIENDS ILL PUT U IN MY TOP 8 IF U PUT ME IN YURS
    • duser4, on 12/31/2007, -4/+1You look like a geek who plays WoW who hasnt left his house in months... that's not a metal look
    • Identity4, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1wow thats *****' metal....lol
  • Shorties, on 12/31/2007, -2/+8I want green $ contacts!
  • dampeal, on 12/31/2007, -6/+13I think they're cool.. and the girl being cute is a bonus!
    • Kenzan, on 12/31/2007, -9/+5I think you need to re-evaluate your definition of cute, bro.
  • mamboboy, on 12/31/2007, -13/+1worst.photoshop.ever
    • david468, on 12/31/2007, -0/+6Naw...this is exactly something Hello Kitty would do.
  • amarketingman, on 12/31/2007, -1/+18next they'll have hello kitty condoms, lingerie, and whips
  • ehsteve23, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3that's cool, in a really creepy way....
  • SteveTheSultan, on 12/31/2007, -1/+1Full Mirror:
    http://cachejunkies.com/index.aspx?UL=http://www.k ...
  • protogenxl, on 12/31/2007, -0/+2you gotta love an EGL with weird Contact Lens
  • sixdust, on 12/31/2007, -5/+20I'd hit it, hard. Hello Kitty or not.
  • tsos2, on 12/31/2007, -3/+1Think that's creepy? Try having some with skulls. LOL "Prefect for halloween".
    • Malchus89, on 12/31/2007, -1/+1That's cool Creepy....not it's supposed to be cute creepy...
      Noob
  • IphtashuFitz, on 12/31/2007, -9/+1It amazes me that some people are stupid enough to go sticking whatever looks good in their eyes. I've been wearing contact lenses for over 20 years and the ONLY kind of contact lens I'll put in my eye is the one that my eye doctor prescribes to me. The last thing in the world I would ever do is risk my eyesight with novelty contacts unless they were fully FDA approved and ok'd by my doctor. Unfortunately there seem to be plenty of companies out there that make questionable cosmetic contacts and even more idiots out there willing to go trying them out having never used contacts before in their life. Is risking permanent blindness worth looking "cool" for a few hours?
    • cryptomystic, on 12/31/2007, -1/+10Lighten up.
      Seriously.
    • DeFex, on 12/31/2007, -2/+9yes because the FDA would never approve anything thats bad for you..
      • Ravenhaft, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3at least if they do you have grounds for a lawsuit
    • Malchus89, on 12/31/2007, -0/+0That's not the point here...
      Did you even read the article?
    • RobotBuddha, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1You're far more likely to be in danger of fungal, or other, infections with any contact lens than damage from novelty lenses. Sadly, I think you're placing far too much confidence in your optician to monitor manufacturing guideline compliance. Many do, and that's great. But it's an unreasonable expectation.
  • Escamotage, on 12/31/2007, -9/+2Holy crap. She looks like a friend of mine who's name is Alice. I'm e-mailing her right now just to make sure.
    • PlutoPrime, on 12/31/2007, -1/+16Dugg down for trying to show off to Digg crowd that you actually know/talk/have-contact with a human female.
  • icepick314, on 12/31/2007, -1/+4that's when i get Hello Kitty AR-15 and shoot the person who wears Hello Kitty contacts...
  • Zoshchenko, on 12/31/2007, -8/+1How in the world is this the least bit important or interesting. How did it get onto the front page of Digg? Oh, wait...the Bush administration wants us to forget about the war in Iraq, Homeland Security and the shredding of the Constitution. Never mind...I forgot. Oh, and did you hear, Britney Spears' little sister is pregnant!
  • abenton, on 12/31/2007, -0/+4Its gotta be a pain in the ass to get them on just perfectly.
    • jaredforshey, on 12/31/2007, -0/+5They could be weighted at the bottom to force them to orient correctly. Not sure that they are, but it'd really help for a design like that.
    • SymbolicChaos, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1They are probably weighted like contacts for anyone with an astigmatism. My prescription ones just have to be put on with the three little marks/lines located at the bottom of the contact and it keeps them exactly in place. Or I run in to walls...and cars...
  • Virgule, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1fancy contact lenses can be freaky too. I will never forget that gothic creep with EVIL BAD RED DEMON EYES FROM HELL. I froze right there. Just picture that.. the creepy guy is crawling in front of you and suddenly turn around and give you a David Blane look.... eeek.
    that was cool.
    • theclashrocker, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3people are still scared of gothic people? lol
  • Haiz, on 12/31/2007, -3/+22....

    She's pretty hot.
  • Onimua, on 12/31/2007, -1/+4Meh, she's good looking, and I think they're kinda neat. I don't really see what's creepy about them.
  • Markers, on 12/31/2007, -5/+3She's one pretty round-eye....
  • sixdust, on 12/31/2007, -8/+2She does not look like jail bait, look at her face structure much better. I have a feeling she is 18+. The only dilemma I am having now is whether she is white or Asian, though Asian makes more sense for hello kitty products and the facial structure would match more too.
    • abaaa, on 12/31/2007, -1/+3What? She's definitely a white girl, and most probably not 18. Maybe 16. She doesn't have an Asian complexion or Asian facial structure either.
  • Malchus89, on 12/31/2007, -7/+1I think it's photoshopped. And she's my sister...
  • binderskagnaes, on 12/31/2007, -4/+4I'll bet they're made in China, and and painted with lead...
  • iceman0113, on 12/31/2007, -1/+7http://www.9mmsfx.com/lenses.html and http://www.cosplaylab.com/proshop/mindseye.asp sell theatrical contact lenses and they don't come cheap. For lenses like hers, they're about $150-$200 a pair.
    • Oomsoup, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3Some of those are really nice. I'd love the Hellraiser ones with the all black iris. I always thought that looked sexy. Thanks for posting the links. If I ever want to waste some money now I know where to go. :)
  • zzt711, on 12/31/2007, -5/+3Sixdust, I can't fathom how you can say the girl is Asian based on facial structure. The girl screams full blooded caucasian to me. First of all is the nose, it's pointed and narrow. The tips of asian noses tend to be more round (I don't like saying flatter), and the width wider as compared to european noses. Also the skin color looks more north-western european, it's not what i'd say would even be close to a common Asian skin tone. Lastly, the chin looks like its going to be angular, also not a common Asian trait. Although, you may see the traits I mentioned on an Asian, I doubt one could easily find all these traits on the same person. Looks like some goth chick trying to be eeriely cute. Hello Kitty's also popular at goth stores, Hot Topic (mall store) for example...
  • Plasmodia, on 12/31/2007, -5/+2Can I haz puzzy?
  • banido, on 12/31/2007, -1/+5All Hail Hypno Kitty...
  • hanas, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1ngentoooot yuk
  • TheMidnight, on 12/31/2007, -8/+6Myspace called, they want their emo black-eyeliner multi-color hair angsty expression teenager pics back.
    • EgoDeath, on 12/31/2007, -2/+9Dude, since when do emo's look like this hottie?
    • Seven7Dates, on 12/31/2007, -2/+12Dude, 1990 called. They want their joke structure back.
  • riverstyx, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3I have no opinion.
  • EgoDeath, on 12/31/2007, -0/+9Yep, She's hot as hell. cool contacts too.
  • AlmostaGeek, on 12/31/2007, -0/+5Kinda freaky looking in a cool way, and "Yes" I would ....
  • FiveGallonDigg, on 12/31/2007, -0/+10Why is she kissing a plush lobster claw? Why do I like it?
    • Devotia, on 12/31/2007, -0/+17Hooray, people are paying attention to Zoidberg!
    • deadbaby, on 01/01/2008, -0/+1You're probably a lobosexual. It's alright, they have support groups.
  • mindovermat, on 12/31/2007, -1/+1i wish people wouldn't turn to negativity when confronted to something new. it's as if you have to prove you still fit in the norm even though your in this new experimental way of thinking about things. anyway it looks photoshopped to me and when googled the top results are this and other news/rumor sites.
  • loganhid, on 12/31/2007, -7/+1Epic failure

  • SirBotchness, on 12/31/2007, -0/+3I've never seen the appeal of hello kitty. Though they look pretty cool on her. I wonder what other designs there are for these non prescription contacts. I want some lightning ones or something.
  • rurounikengyrl, on 12/31/2007, -1/+1what the ***** is by her nose?
  • graemee, on 12/31/2007, -1/+1Marilyn Mason just called, he wants three sets.
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