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Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating?

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  • Cancerkitty, on 06/30/2008, -12/+225My wife would say it's cheating, and that's all I need to know.
    • mrblaack, on 06/30/2008, -10/+9301110111011010000110100101110000011100000110010101100100
      • chevly, on 07/01/2008, -21/+50110011001110101011000110110101100100000011110010110111101110101
      • ihate2regist, on 07/01/2008, -40/+310001000111001001010100011011010101002
      • houndeyex, on 07/01/2008, -7/+280110100100100000011100110110010101100101
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      • FadieZ, on 07/01/2008, -5/+5201100011 01101000 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010
      • CCoe, on 07/01/2008, -9/+1qbit qbit qbit qbit qbit qbit ----ENTANGLEMENT---- qbit qbit qbit qbit qbit qbit
      • rompom7, on 07/01/2008, -5/+2Oh, so that explains Schrodinger's cat. Thanks for making it clear CCoe.
      • RyomaNagare, on 07/01/2008, -0/+18*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
      • seabass10, on 07/01/2008, -7/+3Fap fap fap
      • fLUx1337, on 07/01/2008, -4/+240100001101100001011011100010000001111001
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      • mbatterham, on 07/01/2008, -12/+20101001001100101011000010110110000100000011100000111001001101111011001110111001001100001011011010110110101100101011100100111001100100000011000110110111101100100011001010010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110
      • GreenGrassyNoel, on 07/01/2008, -3/+8Binary converter: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binar ...
      • digifuzz, on 07/01/2008, -7/+3200110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001
      • desotohawk, on 07/01/2008, -8/+2011001000110111101110101011000100110110001100101011100000110110001110101011100110110011101101111011011110110010000100001
      • feshmania, on 07/01/2008, -4/+80100 1001 0010 0000 0111 0000 0111 0101 0111 0100 0010 0000 0110 1111 0110 1110 0010 0000 0110 1101 0111 1001 0010 0000 0111 0010 0110 1111 0110 0010 0110 0101 0010 0000 0110 0001 0110 1110 0110 0100 0010 0000 0111 0111 0110 1001 0111 1010 0110 0001 0111 0010 0110 0100 0010 0000 0110 1000 0110 0001 0111 0100
      • greenwald, on 07/01/2008, -0/+18This pretty much explains why you'd all be needing that robotic sex partner.
      • afidler, on 07/01/2008, -2/+301110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110
      • dfsjdkflasjk, on 07/01/2008, -2/+100110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000
      • KJSatz, on 07/01/2008, -4/+1011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110111001100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011100100110111101100010011011110111010000100000011010000110111101101111011010110110010101110010
      • Kenelm, on 07/01/2008, -4/+10110001100101101011000110010110101100011011011110110110101100010011011110010000001100010011100100110010101100001011010110110010101110010001000010010000100100001
      • RaulMuadDib, on 07/01/2008, -5/+0011010000111010001110100011100000011101000101111001011110111011101110111011101110010111001110010011011110111010101100010011000010110100101111000011010010110111001110100011001010111001001100001011000110111010001101001011101100110010100101110011000110110111101101101001011110101000001101100011000010111100101000111011100100110111101110101011011100110010000101111010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001010111110100001101101111011011100111011001100101011100100111001101101001011011110110111000101111010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001010111110101010001101111010111110101010001100101011110000111010000101110011000010111001101110000
      • donkeySays, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3Dudes, you broked the Digg.
      • dclowd9901, on 07/01/2008, -0/+32.
      • mrbeagle, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5*beats a dead horse*
      • ZiggyPlayedG, on 07/01/2008, -2/+10110111001100101011101100110
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      • Rammy912, on 07/01/2008, -2/+201110100011010000110100101110011001000
        00011101000110100001110010011001010110
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      • glinsvad, on 07/01/2008, -2/+101101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01100110 01100001 01100011 01100101 01110000 01100001 01101100 01101101 00101110 01101111 01110010 01100111
      • ihate2regist, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1nobody got the futurama reference
    • Cancerkitty, on 06/30/2008, -25/+6So I'm whipped because I respect my wife? That's enlightened.
    • mrblaack, on 07/01/2008, -4/+58nothing is funnier than having to explain comedy to the "Enlightened".

      So Here goes nothing:

      See, the robot called you "Whipped". You know, the robot you are/are not cheating with.
      That's why it's written in binary....like a robot.

      Now that all the life has been sucked out of these comments please bury me to the lower level of hades, the unfunny one, with the Mike Myers statue....
      • Cancerkitty, on 07/01/2008, -1/+14Jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them :)
      • EmitStop, on 07/01/2008, -0/+10Maybe if he had made an account with the name "sex robot hooker" or something.
      • houndeyex, on 07/01/2008, -0/+9Replying with "I see what you did there" takes a decent amount of binary.
      • cdigioia, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3Thanks, I for one wouldn't have looked it up.
    • zaii7, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2tell her to make some samiches'
    • loconet, on 07/01/2008, -4/+47Does she have a vibrator? Yes? By her definition, she's cheating as well then.
      • AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -0/+25I can read the article too.
      • dazparkour, on 07/01/2008, -2/+25Most people don't bother.
        Most people think of the meme that best fits and hopes that no one else will have posted it already.
        They don't read the article. Ever.
        They don't read the comments to check if someone beat them to it.
        They don't even read the summary.
        Hell, some people don't even read the title.
      • kponto, on 07/01/2008, -2/+41I, for one, am outraged by this latest McCain strategy!
      • Aharoni, on 07/01/2008, -1/+5Well, I can't read the article since I'm at work (and the system policy just told me it will report me to my manager and probably rape me in the company's toilets if I'd try to access the site again).
      • mohsenxp, on 07/01/2008, -2/+6What about when her vibrator starts turning into a perfectly defined man that is far more attractive than you and ultra realistic? It's still a vibrator, but now it has a human-like body attached to it. Would you be cool with it then? :P
        I think the only way guys would get away with this is if the robot was made to look like your wife.
        Women - taking the fun out of fantasy since 100,000BC.
      • dazparkour, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2mohsenxp - if doing it with something that looks like your wife is OK now, what about people married to twins?
    • badassninja, on 07/01/2008, -0/+26If she was putting out then she wouldn't have to worry about it. I see this as nothing more then glorified masturbation. It's not that the robot is hotter or better in bed (although some day they may be, but that's not the point.) It's that the robot is putting out tonight and she is not. In fact the idea of ***** a robot and trying to pretend it's real is pretty ***** depressing. I'm 99% sure you would rather be doing your wife if it was a option.
      • AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -2/+11Human flesh>cold robotic metal. Hence, Sex with wife>Sex with robot hooker.
      • B1663r, on 07/01/2008, -1/+2Thats what he said.
      • ngmcs8203, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3I really want to agree with you, but if the robot hooker looked anything like the one robot chick in that Fry's ad, then I don't know if I could agree.

        http://youtube.com/watch?v=enWRWH-kKVI
        (and I am convinced that the actor in that commercial is Kenneth from 30 Rock.)
      • LocalDocal, on 07/01/2008, -0/+0That's a rather optimistic percentage.

        One of the question posed in the article is what if the robot looked like someone you know or a celebrity/supermodel you like? As technology advances, these robots and, if it does happen, robot hookers will eventually become inseparable from humans except for your own knowledge that they are, in fact, robots.

        When that time comes, it will be your knowledge that it is a robot that makes you prefer your wife/girlfriend, if at all, because it sure as hell won't be the feeling of 'metal' or because she acts like a robot.
      • dclowd9901, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3I garner a lot of pleasure in my sex life through ensuring the lady gets the good feelin' too. Knowing full well that the robot babe isn't actually capable of feeling *anything* would make it difficult for me to garner any sort of pleasure beyond the kind I get with my right hand and broadband.
      • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1You want an example of people doing it with toasters that are just as real as humans? Watch Battlestar Galactica. Those humans are dealing with all these issues.
    • hansk, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2my wife said the same thing. there goes any hope i had for the future
    • stonedgeek, on 07/01/2008, -1/+7whipped
    • elperegrino, on 07/01/2008, -1/+3Replace your wife with a robot wife. Then head down the robot brothel.
    • glock22ownr, on 07/01/2008, -2/+6You know dude, if your wife has a vibrator she has been cheating on you with a robot hooker for a long time. Think about it. It's shaped exactly like what she needs *wink*, it uses electricity to run, etc.
      • captmorgan555, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2Was the *wink* necessary?
      • mikeyellenlee, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1is the vibrator shaped like a full sized, perfect looking man? if not, then shut the hell up.
    • roybemename, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3thankyou, you redeemed my faith in humanity, glad to know theres some decent respectful people in the world, love should'nt be defined by technicalities
    • aliengoods, on 07/01/2008, -1/+8Women have been having sex with machines for years. A robot hooker is nothing more than a vibrator for men.
      • RoflCoptah, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1hmm... awkward choice of words my friend...
      • mikeyellenlee, on 07/01/2008, -1/+3My vibrator isn't a full sized man with perfect muscular features and everything.
      • ryusen, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0"My vibrator isn't a full sized man with perfect muscular features and everything."

        guess you need a better vibrator...
    • JonGalt, on 07/01/2008, -4/+2Then your wife is a retard
    • captmorgan555, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1My wife would say no too. BUT i wouldn't feel guilty about doin a bot.
    • funkyp56, on 07/01/2008, -1/+369 20 77 6f 75 6c 64 20 68 69 74 20 69 74
    • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1My thoughts are that if we ever do develop such life like robots that humanity is doomed because men will stop procreating. I hate to say it, but it might make the woman obsolete in all areas except having kids. And then if the sexbot became as advanced as the cylons in Battlestar Galactica, what the hell would you do then? They can actually have children with humans. That's the part of that show that's kind of f***ed up to me.
      • ryusen, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0on the assumption that sex box could be made so well that men and women stopped having sex... we could still do artificial insemination.
    • o0Tinuviel0o, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2THANK YOU! The other comments on this article really fit the stereotype of sex-crazed men...they don't care who they do it with. My husband respects me and my opinions, and guess what....he gets respected too!!! Just try and take my man, sexbot...you'll rust before you get him!
    • BlueTunicLink, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1.-- .... .. .--. .--. . -..
  • hollywoodphony, on 06/30/2008, -10/+281My girlfriend would say it's cheating, but I assume this robot has superhuman strength and could get her to shut the hell up about it, no?
    • KingGorilla, on 07/01/2008, -2/+20You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.
    • craigyjack, on 07/01/2008, -5/+4diggers don't have girlfriends.
    • Calibur, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5ERROR!
    • Sarevok9, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2You could hear her from the kitchen or the bedroom over the TV? Fail.
  • ecrunner, on 06/30/2008, -3/+80Can't believe someone would have a girlfriend/ sig. other if they have a robot hooker (or access to one).
    • chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+26Well, divorce is expensive, and the robot hooker can't bring in any extra money.
      Oh wait, yes she can.
    • KingGorilla, on 07/01/2008, -2/+47Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
    • ncrev, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4" ...if you want to buy your own robot hooker and keep her in the closet at home? It's a thin line between robot hooker and robot girlfriend.". Would Emily McCombs consider being locked in a closet and used for sex similar to being a girlfriend? If so, I wonder if she's available?
    • TheKillDoctor, on 07/01/2008, -2/+6I can't believe no one posted the following link
      http://www.realdoll.com
      NSFW or while swimming...
      • chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -2/+3Why would they? The article's about robot hookers, not sex dolls.
      • TheKillDoctor, on 07/01/2008, -1/+6and the difference is what?
        They're both cum receptacles.
      • Pulch, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3@TheKillDoctor
        That's what I say whenever I switch girlfriends.
    • Bilabrin, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4Here's an important video highlighting the your point!

      http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2007/12/my- ...
  • misanthropegirl, on 06/30/2008, -5/+33It depends on how realistic the robot is. If she's like an android, that might be too much like really sleeping with another woman.
    • Jo9100, on 07/01/2008, -1/+3I think it would sound like something like this:
      http://hawkingfamilyguy.ytmnd.com/
    • prophetpimp, on 07/01/2008, -1/+12If a Toaster ever turned out to be like 6 then i am so gonna be a robot *****.
    • Myonosken, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3If you did it with the one in the picture, it'd be far too close to Team America for my liking.
    • fr3ddie, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2what if it has emotions like data. :o
      • geodebug, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Then we set it loose on an island and hunt it down for sport.
    • caramba420, on 07/01/2008, -0/+0Very poignant. At a certain point robot intelligence will exceed ours. Once a robot has similar mental and emotional faculty, it most certainly will be cheating. The question becomes at that point, "How smart does a robot have to be for it to be cheating?" Although, by that time, society will have outgrown the hangups we have about casual sex with multiple partners.
      • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Yeah, cuz we will all have robot harems.
      • ryusen, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0i don't think that's the cruzx of "cheating" at all. It doesn't matter how smart or good looking this robot is.. cheating or not is based on lying to your partner. If you have an agreement not to do something and you do it, you've cheated. Best solution is to make sure you both are clear about what the other feels is cheating.
  • BCKids1208, on 06/30/2008, -4/+163All I know is that fighting robot hookers is fighting the future, resistance is futile.
    • AmyVernon, on 06/30/2008, -5/+7lol
    • cavar, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2True, you can't stop progress.
    • bloodomen13, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1I think you just stumbled upon a new spectator sport... Fighting Robot Hookers

      *pulls out the popcorn*
  • lazerus9, on 06/30/2008, -6/+25It may or may not be cheating, but it is definitely psychotic.
    • zer0nix, on 07/01/2008, -0/+7i don't know about psychotic, but it's definitely creepy.
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 07/01/2008, -4/+1DEFINITELY psychotic?:

      What if there was a miniature robot hooker with the facial and body frame of a child? And what if the sales of THOSE skyrocketed?? THEN WHAT?
      • lazerus9, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4Extremely psychotic pedophilia inspired behavior!
        You sound as though you have thought a lot about this robot!
      • coyote1284, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2Pedobear would approve.
      • EgaoNoGenki, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Lazerus9, what the Hell makes you say THAT??? (The 2nd sentence, that is.)
    • darthjure, on 07/01/2008, -1/+6 I was thinking pathetic.
    • aliengoods, on 07/01/2008, -1/+5Women have been having sex with machines for years. A robot hooker is nothing more than a vibrator for men.
  • bixby1, on 06/30/2008, -8/+11I don't think i cold carry that burden on my shoulders..or my ____
    • VgRasta, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1Your what?
    • CanadaMan87, on 07/01/2008, -1/+35You mean, your *****? Is that what you're talking about, a *****?

      ***** ***** *****, see? It's not so hard to say actually.
    • Gotar, on 07/01/2008, -1/+5Charles Nelson Reilly what did you write down?
    • mattcurrie, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1face?
    • Markpdotcom, on 07/01/2008, -1/+4"cold"? Seriously! COULD! As in: "I don't think you COULD have been more incorrect!"
  • ColonelTribune, on 06/30/2008, -3/+28Um.
    • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1Thats exactly what I thought...

      When the question came up "would you care if your girlfriend saw a robot gigolo?" I thought no...

      but knowing my girlfriend...
  • jnichols, on 06/30/2008, -1/+76I can see it now man gets metal shrapnel in his penis after sex with jenny 5
    • chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+29Damn cheap Chinese-made robot hookers.
    • Mattarang, on 07/01/2008, -2/+1Hey, you get what you pay for! At worst, you get metal shrapnel in your penis. At best, lead poisoning.
    • PitbullRaven, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5No, no, no... Even better headline:
      "Man Gets Metal Penis To Have Sex With Jenny 5"
  • louiebaur, on 06/30/2008, -2/+13Interesting I would say no but my wife would say yes:-)
  • LewP, on 06/30/2008, -0/+16Dugg for the title alone....too funny
  • rpeterclark, on 06/30/2008, -0/+188Electric gonorrhea... the noisy killer.
    • Loxias, on 07/01/2008, -0/+36The next day, Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens.
      Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?
      It was Earth!
      • H1tchh1k3r, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2It's a good thing I keep a tape of that in my VCR at all times.
    • J3Holaday, on 07/01/2008, -0/+9Haha, that was on just last night.
    • Freakmdw, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4When a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment.
  • dunktim, on 06/30/2008, -2/+35Does she cook and clean too?
    • badassninja, on 07/01/2008, -0/+7That's a very very good question.
    • prophetpimp, on 07/01/2008, -0/+32She is a Hooker, not a Wife.
      • dynamited, on 07/01/2008, -1/+2Dude.... you literally threw me off the chair with laughter. haha.. nice one
      • TnTBass, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1So... a wife to cook and clean, and the robot hooker to have sex with? Perfect, until the wife opens her mouth.

        I'll wait till the robot hooker can cook and clean as well.
  • mrblaack, on 06/30/2008, -2/+173only if the toaster finds out.
  • Hiji, on 06/30/2008, -3/+32Only if you're married to Wall-E.
  • dougvfr750, on 06/30/2008, -1/+7Depends on if you pay or its a freebie
  • dha07030, on 07/01/2008, -6/+9These comments suck... oh wait no they don't they are ***** hilarious.

    But seriously no it's not, just creepy, imagine the shame afterward.

    • WoollyMittens, on 07/01/2008, -2/+14If you feel shameful, you probably have been taught as a kid that having fun was sinful.
      • dha07030, on 07/01/2008, -1/+4If you think having sex with inanimate objects is fun then I don't even want to know what you were taught as a kid.
      • coyote1284, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3@dha
        Tell that to a woman who's been on a sybian.
    • geodebug, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Shame? Catholic or Jewish?
    • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Dude, I would ***** a robot...

      and then brag about it "yeah I swear, her ***** cpu *boom*"
  • ThePwnyExpress, on 07/01/2008, -0/+119it is the distant future, the year 2000... we no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative.
    • bendiggn, on 07/01/2008, -5/+50Aww yeah... That's right baby.
      Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? 'Cause it's Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. 'Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say baby. You're trying to say, "Aww, yeah. It's business time. It's business time."
    • AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -13/+4It is the current present, the year 2008... we no longer longer just digg stories and talk about them, instead we try to get dugg up by quoting flight of the conchords.
    • NinjaPirateDude, on 07/01/2008, -0/+19binary solo, 00000010000001100000011100001111....
      • mooseofshadows, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2Come on sucker, like my battery!
      • TommyHigh, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0poor effort...

        decode this baby!

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        100110111101100010011011110111010000100000011000100
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    • sambono5, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2Ye..Affirmative
    • nshady, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Robo-boogie!
    • geodebug, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3I kicked him, affirmative he was dead.
  • manzplan, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4I often think about things of this nature. The future I am sure will give us a whole new list of ethical issues until a concrete ethos evolves.
  • Damien79, on 07/01/2008, -0/+84cheating lol... your dick is in a mechanical device ffs. Is your gf cheating using a dildo? It has batteries as well remember.
    • chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -0/+23"your dick is in a mechanical device"
      That's how some would describe their relationship with their wives/s.o.'s.
    • Orchid64, on 07/01/2008, -15/+2If your girlfriend needs a dildo, it speaks volumes about your sexual prowess (or lack thereof).
      • adamsj13088, on 07/01/2008, -0/+6Idiot.
      • sanosuke001, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5Do you think every guy stops masturbating just because they aren't single? A woman still using a dildo doesn't mean the guy is lacking somewhere (though it could), it just means that she's human and has needs that might not require an involved process with another human.

        There's nothing wrong with a bit of self-gratification. It's when you would rather have that than the real thing where the problem lies.
    • sHockz, on 07/01/2008, -1/+4would you want your gf riding a robot with a dick?
      • coyote1284, on 07/01/2008, -0/+6You're talking about a sybian, right? That's HAWT!
      • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3I wouldnt care honestly
      • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3Isn't that what a vibrator is? Albeit a very simple robot. Not to mention Sybians and other robotic devices. And I wouldn't mind. Sometimes you don't want the involved process that is physical intimacy. I would mind if such physical intimacy completely stopped due to the surpassing goodness of whatever robot she is using, but not if I also had a fembot of surpassing goodness. Then in an even more bizarro world, the robots could get together and decide they don't need us messy humans anymore.
  • videoclipsmiami, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1I'll quote the great Glenn Frey here, "it's love in the 21st century".
  • MattJF317, on 07/01/2008, -0/+53Only if you do her open source
    • krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -0/+1yes, we have to be able to find all the back doors.
  • Synova, on 07/01/2008, -0/+33I can't wait to get home and try out my Lucy Liubot.
    • AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -1/+10Didn't you see the video warning you about robot sex in the sixth grade?
  • Coolkid11, on 07/01/2008, -1/+70If it's wrong to have sex with robots then I don't want to be right!
  • wildfire, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1Well I'd be castrated either way...
    • Synyk, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1o.O ...because if you sleep with the robot--NOPE, i don't get it. Explain pls.
    • wildfire, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2If the robot didn't castrate me on it's sharp edges, the girlfriend would.
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    • sl123000, on 07/01/2008, 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      • CandiLain, on 07/01/2008, -0/+101011001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110010 00101100 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100
  • Evilena, on 07/01/2008, -0/+7If my Sharon Valeri droids are jealous of each other they can cat fight it out.
  • agisten, on 07/01/2008, -2/+52if they cook and clean - i'm telling wife to pack and get the ***** out
    • yohnstoppable, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5But then who's going to clean the love stains off your new robot?
    • mikeyellenlee, on 07/01/2008, -1/+3Wow, if she was smart she'd leave you now.
    • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1its sarcasm...kinda
  • statix, on 07/01/2008, -0/+16wouldn't you first need someone to cheat on?
  • Ourcellardoor, on 07/01/2008, -1/+124Why cheat? Best Three-way ever.
    • Jones82, on 07/01/2008, -0/+8Does not compute
    • GreenGrassyNoel, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Best?
    • TypeEE, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3 Two robots?
    • minorthreat, on 07/01/2008, -1/+5What would you do with a thousand dollars?

      Two robots at the same time man.
      • fate3, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3*****' A
      • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1More Robots! Why have 2 when you can have 6? You know this stuff is going on behind the scenes in Battlestar Galactica when like 20 model 8's come walking out from behind a wall to take a look at the human visitors. They've only ever seen 1 or 2 male models and one of them is that crusty old guy. Just imagine a group of model 8's coming across some new fresh male models. . .
  • invictus13, on 07/01/2008, -0/+9Its cheating until the robot hooker is green. It's not so bad if your a dirty whore, but if your dirtying up the environment and a whore, well then we have a problem.
  • AFrei, on 07/01/2008, -0/+6I don't want to be there when that thing malfunctions.
    • gannondork, on 07/01/2008, -0/+11RROD, whole new meaning.
    • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1"alright I'm done...hey...let go already I said I'm do-....no I dont want a...hey stop...jesus christ that hurts come on quit...*****...*****...AHHHHHHH!"
  • etherreal, on 07/01/2008, -1/+42My wife says its ok so long as she gets the vibrator equipped robo-gigolo.
  • gannondork, on 07/01/2008, -2/+4why would i make the robot make me a sammich?
  • Revolutionista, on 07/01/2008, -8/+36If you're having sex with a robot in the first place, cheating is the least of your issues.
    • brawltimore, on 07/01/2008, -0/+6off your horse please
      as if sex toys aren't just really primitive robots..
      SKYNET IS SELF-AWARE!
    • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2The real issue is finding a hotter robot model!

      As if women don't go looking for the newest thing in vibrator models when new ones come out, lmao.
  • chrisinsocalif, on 07/01/2008, -0/+5Only if she finds out!
  • Scopitone, on 07/01/2008, -1/+69If your girlfriend/wife said ***** a robot woman was cheating then you'd get to call their dildos/vibrators/and little rabbits cheating.

    That, my friends, is called a check mate.
  • DarkReign16, on 07/01/2008, -0/+33Only if having sex with the vacuum is also considered cheating.
  • rukeypoo, on 07/01/2008, -2/+6I hate the ***** jump.
  • rhkenji, on 07/01/2008, -1/+4If I dont orgasm because of my gf.. its cheating.
    • ADHD, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2yeah I know, and I just had to cut off my right hand too...we've been seeing each other on and off. Had our ups and downs
  • hellomatt, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4Fembots are evil.
    • freebird09, on 07/01/2008, -0/+0Don't think Bender would agree...
      Then again, he's evil as well. :/
  • Intensity, on 07/01/2008, -2/+14Baltar: Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion that Cylons are, in the final analysis, little more than toasters... with great-looking legs.
    • bsonline, on 07/01/2008, -4/+2I just started watching Battlestar Galatica tonight, I'm on episode 5.
  • anxcaptain, on 07/01/2008, -6/+2and my playstation was like "pphhheeeeeewwww... now she cant blame me for taking up all his time"...

    I hope the robot doesn't want to talk about her/its feelings... or stalks me online... cause that would defeat the purpose of a sexbot...
  • BlaqReaper, on 07/01/2008, -0/+129"No, having sex with a robot is like having sex with a toaster ... totally OK."

    Since when is having sex with a toaster totally OK?
    • KingGorilla, on 07/01/2008, -0/+7It's ok when you're the ac outlet! Just don't let the blender and coffee maker find out
    • runep, on 07/01/2008, -0/+47When the waffle iron is broken?
      • gavin422, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1I just grabbed my crotch to see if it was still there. I hope you're happy.
    • adasha, on 07/01/2008, -1/+2A toaster you say? Hmmm.....
    • jackal42, on 07/01/2008, -1/+1The morning after would be very awkward:
      "hey, i didn't put butter on my toast!.......wait this aint butter.............."
    • nafa228, on 07/01/2008, -0/+4Sometime during the fall of 2007 the AP released a poll that verified that most of the United States was "totally OK" with having sex with a toaster.
    • Shagmire, on 07/01/2008, -0/+2since October 17th, 1983
    • YoshinoAiki, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1When the toaster looks like the cylon babes in Battlestar Galactica.
  • ricoboy24, on 07/01/2008, -1/+3if you have to pay, its more like prostitution.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 07/01/2008, -2/+7Hmmm... make Futurama reference or Cherry 2000 reference?
    • Jess2mix, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Cherry 2000 was the first thing that came to mind when I read this headline. It's an 80's Skinemax classic.
    • brawltimore, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1no bladerunner option?
  • pennvneff, on 07/01/2008, -5/+5If you were capable of having a relationship with a real life girl would you need to ***** a robot?

    • tmyprod, on 07/01/2008, -2/+24If you could ***** a robot, would you put up with a real girl's *****?
    • silfiriel, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2Who knows!? What do the robot offers?
    • Sirocco, on 07/01/2008, -1/+7No matter how good a chick looks, there's a guy out there who is tired of her *****.
  • freshgrease, on 07/01/2008, -1/+15It, like many toys bought from questionable adult stores, is a form of masturbation. It's not cheating. If your woman is jealous, tell her you feel threatened by the mass amounts of dildos lying around.
    • akav0id, on 07/01/2008, -3/+21If your girlfriend has a MASS amount of dildos you're doing it wrong.
    • mikeyellenlee, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Is this dildo attached to a life like manbot? If not, then shut up.
  • BillDoE, on 07/01/2008, -0/+8This topic is well covered in the Frank Zappa album Joe's Garage.
  • gryphon50, on 07/01/2008, -2/+13If they ever come out with that Jude Law-looking robot from the movie "A.I." then some of those women will change their mind in a hurry, I think.
    • phrenzy, on 07/01/2008, -1/+7Gigolo Joe FTW!

      One thing is for sure, I'd bang Gigolo "Jane" in a heartbeat!

      http://www.perkowitz.net/blog/images/ai-gigolo-joe ...
    • silfiriel, on 07/01/2008, -2/+2They'll change their mind as soon as they get the chance to ***** a real man like Jude Law, or Jude Law himself.
      Hell, they'll recreate cheating all over again.
    • PurplePassion, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0Crazy. I wouldn't consider it cheating if my man screwed a robot, but I would question his sanity and judgment. Not sure what is worse - screwing a prostitute for 5.00 bucks outside of some dirty bar or screwing AI's third generation cousin. "My husband cheated on me with a robot *****."
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