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  • billybibbit, on 10/15/2007, -4/+233i cannot wait until i can convince someone to play this with me
  • KnockoutNerd, on 10/10/2007, -5/+56Anyone want to play? I will give you a head up... I chose SPONGE.
    • billybibbit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+45cockroach nests in your sponge FTW
      • friendlyman, on 10/10/2007, -24/+7I'M IN UR SPONGE MAKING NESTS!
      • natedouglas, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Sounds vaguely pornographic, yet horrifying.
    • stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+39Woman! I choose you!
      • Bubba3236, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Traffic Cone defeats Woman
        • MatchStick, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1i get it... cuz they can't drive !!! hhahahahhaa... dugg
        • BestJaxx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Thank you Captain Obvious.
    • MSstar, on 10/10/2007, -12/+9i choose Chuck Norris... sorry guys, I won
      • arjie, on 10/10/2007, -0/+35You don't "choose" Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris chooses you to get a roundhouse kick to the face.
        • limpits, on 10/10/2007, -12/+1sorry, joke died yesterday.
          • sgtbutterscotch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25Chuck Norris jokes don't die. They take naps.
          • Trax91, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13They don't take naps. They wait.
      • BestJaxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The list will never die.
    • BuckyDent, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3have to go with snake to swallow that sponge of yours
      • Fenchurch72, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Do you really think that's a good idea seeing how that sponge has cockroaches nesting in it?
    • jimmick, on 10/10/2007, -2/+26I don't see how you're spongeworthy
      • Skitals, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3Don't worry, despite people digging you down, Seinfeld is still cool.
    • davidbond, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Water. DAMN!!!
    • howzitgoin88, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2***** that! I pick Monkey!
    • BestJaxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Sponge is gay. Look at the hand gesture.
  • KnockoutNerd, on 10/10/2007, -34/+2sorry double post
  • blitzer, on 10/10/2007, -4/+35Youd better keep this link handy. No way can you remeber all that.
    • AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -2/+6Or just print it out.. and hang it on the wall?
    • ZiggityZhang, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Why stop there? Make cards of em and you can call it Magic the Gathering. technews is sitting on a gold mine!
    • mithrasinvictus, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Try Firefox, it has a spell checker.
    • Bloc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3welcome to the concept of digg.
    • BestJaxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13.14159265358972. Memorized pi to several decimals, I'll try this next after I can get it to 100 decimals.
  • Lephtovermeet, on 10/10/2007, -4/+86Printed out and on my wall. Now to add drinking rules
    /end in fighting friends. Rock beats your face
    • ghank, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2"Now to add drinking rules"

      if I only had a nickel for every time my friends and I have muttered that phrase
  • laughatyou, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3tough to remember most of them carry print out size
  • ajskhan, on 10/15/2007, -4/+253"Anyone for a rock paper scissor spounge gun dynamite devil dragon........................."

    two minutes later

    ".......fire sun rock contest"
  • ChronicFiles, on 10/10/2007, -13/+5I choose gun. Gun wins
  • friendlyman, on 10/10/2007, -3/+117Go banana!
    • supermanred, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10If I could digg you twice, I would.

      Ralph Wiggim is the BEST!
      • friendlyman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
      • TheTaoOfBill, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9When I grow up I'm going to graduate from bovine university!
    • 13B1303, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11While digging the Ralph quote and thinking "yeah GO banana!" I noticed the banana sitting on my desk from earlier in the day. The coincidence was too much to handle.
    • senatorpjt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Grapefruit blinds Bus Driver.
  • DiggsOnlyNeoCon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+136I can't wait for the MMORPG.
  • jsdratm, on 10/10/2007, -4/+26I like how the monkey flings poop ^_^
  • happytedium, on 10/10/2007, -18/+4I choose NUCLEAR ATOM SPACE LAZERS BOMB 3000. I win.

    PS. Some of those hand signs look like you're meant to perform the 5-point-palm exploding heart technique with them.
  • h4mx0r, on 10/15/2007, -1/+34Now THIS is hardcore.
  • TheClassic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Anyone find a higher resolution version of this?
  • mfratz, on 10/10/2007, -7/+11I choose god and god conquers all...or so I was told.
    • vanlawrence, on 10/10/2007, -4/+5you are mistaken...GW conquers all...God just issues him with orders. WE KNOW WHO DOES ALL THE REAL WORK
      • Ocelot13, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5if your opponent is athiest....god cant really touch him because he would be nonexistent. so yea..
        • ChildeRoland420, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6If there is a god, do you really think that non belief somehow eliminates his existence?
          • Kerrigore, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Of course... I mean, not believing in gravity means you can fly. Just ask Superman.
          • bagboyrebel, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2good thing we don't have to worry about that.

            Wait...how did this turn into a religious discussion?
    • mildsoup, on 10/10/2007, -7/+7i choose logic. logic disproves god.
    • Trax91, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Paper. Paper disproves supernatural.
    • phantomcrawl, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6[insert atheist comment here]
    • JWhempner, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2I chose Richard Dawkins who disproves god FTW!
    • taintedzodiac, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Man creates God?
      God creates Man?
      If you ever get the match of Man vs. God, you've just put the game into an infinite loop.
  • javier182gt, on 10/10/2007, -10/+8Did this make anyone else think of Bioshock? Add plasmids and I am in.
    • taintedzodiac, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5You need to go outside. Right now. This has nothing to do with Bioshock. :)
  • MurderMystery, on 10/10/2007, -1/+72When both players play a nuke, instead of a draw, both players lose.
    • snarkleclackers, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8We have to figure out how to teach the computer that in Globo Thermal Nuclear Warfare, nobody wins. How do we do it? Tic-Tac-Toe.
      • flangepiece, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Heh, nice reference. Updiggaged.
    • andnever, on 10/15/2007, -0/+50and if both players choose girl?? everyone wins? ....everyone wins with girl on girl
      • rupprupp29, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7only if a third player chooses video camera
  • monsterofNone, on 10/10/2007, -3/+60buried for the total absence of "the shocker."
    • isaactwito, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Burried for hasn't everyone seen this already? I mean, it's not like it's something new. It's really been around the internet for quite some time.
    • OhSn4p, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Second. I spent two minutes searching for it. Baffled that the mother of handsignes was not on it.

      Can a brother get a ASCII of it please?
  • Richandler, on 10/10/2007, -6/+5Wait so Alien always wins?
    • VictoryGin, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2no, each option only shows the things it concurs. each exists on at least one of the others list of things that they concur
      • bingobongony, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I concur...you are right.
      • 360modena, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Wow, took me a minute to figure out he probably meant "conquer" .
        • bagboyrebel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4yeah, I was trying to figure out why hand signs would agree with each other.
    • PlaidPhantom, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2No, Man, Woman, and Paper all can disprove the existence of aliens.
    • Useight, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0And Air chokes Alien.
    • h4mx0r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And water melts them.
  • mcbutterbuns, on 10/15/2007, -2/+110weak. RPS 25 is for sissies. RPS 101 is for men
    http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html
  • fliproduct, on 10/10/2007, -5/+7Print this chart and keep it in your wallet, it may come in "handy" one day.
  • stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6[PICTURE] Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun, Dynamite, Nuke, Lightning, Devil, Dragon, Alien, Water, Bowl, Air, Moon, Sponge, Wolf, Cockroach, Tree, Man, Woman, *****, Monkey, Snake, Axe, Fire, Sun: The Ultimate Chart
  • theimacguy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11"TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
    Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always."
  • xero69, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Well that just takes all the simplicity out of the game now doesn't it?
  • aquadoctorbob, on 10/10/2007, -6/+6This is RPS-25, isn't it? You guys should check out RPS-101. It's by the same guy.
    http://www.umop.com/rps101.htm
  • nakile, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Would you even say "Rock! Paper! Scissors!" at the start of it? Wouldn't you be doing something like "Gun! Dynamite! Nuke! Lighting..."
    • Psythik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0In this case, you'd probably say the official alternative to "Rock, Paper, Scissors!": "Ro, Sham, Bo!"
    • jsyt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1EARTH!
      • demodawid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3GOOO PLANET!
      • stevedclarke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1DON'T PANIC, IT'S MOSTLY HARMLESS, MWAHAHAAHAHAAAAa aaa.
  • orukabir, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Anyone got a mirror?
    • Mononuclear, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I don't think mirror is one of the options. It would totally take out women though!! Everything else would probably break the mirror.
  • theimacguy, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1*ignore, my bad*
  • danomagnum, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1rock paper scissors the card battle game:

    You don't have enough energy cards on your rock to do a scissor smash... minus 2 health
  • lewikee, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I can't wait to pick fire to my opponent's moon and yell "BOOYA! CAMPFIRE BY MOONLIGHT!"
  • crunchystrike, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10I like it how the woman cleans with the sponge
  • BESTenemy, on 10/10/2007, -10/+5Devil:
    # 2 Inspires Nulke
    # 3 Inspires Dynamite
    # 4 Inspires Gun

    WTF?
    • esotericguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I agree, WTF is a nulke?
    • aoneal417, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2no it makes sense
    • lovekudu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Yep but who wins and who loses? The devil for doing the inspiring, or the nuke for being inspired?
  • davidrools, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29You can choose woman, but it still won't choose you.
    • bingobongony, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4spoken like a true digger.
    • fstorino, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Buried as inaccurate. Women do not step on cockroaches! Woman call men to do it! It should read "Woman runs away from cockroach"...
  • Proctor, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6two in the pink, one in the stink?
  • stormbreaker, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2i JUST stumbled across this two minutes ago. lol
  • strecher, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0someone could make a game out of this
  • Aric69, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I'm still picking rock.
  • Obligation, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Has anyone ever played Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard?
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2What about Rock, Paper, Scissors, Chuck Norris?
      • drachemorder, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Not much of a game. Chuck Norris always wins.
  • bmc31190, on 10/10/2007, -9/+4I founded this game in 3rd grade when I introduced the "gun" and "nuke" moves.
  • Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4My friend has a similar poster at his house... we'll stand and stare at that thing for ages
  • seanc6610, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2that's not a "[picture]." that's a scan of some text.
  • saifatlast, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Good ol' rock. Nothing beats rock.
  • skyfire1, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12That's it. I'm leaving digg.
  • bobisoft2k5, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Quote: weak. RPS 25 is for sissies. RPS 101 is for men
    http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html

    Thank God somebody else knew about this. I was about to serve some noobs up.
    • bmc31190, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3whoever made that, honestly, needs to go outside. seriously.
      • TheGameAddict, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's the same guy who made RPS 25, actually
    • sportbikepilot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1totally inaccurate... check out police. "has brain", "protects community". no...
  • rootneg2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1what?

    no bear, cowboy, indian?
  • knoxinabox, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Here is the flash game via newgrounds

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/319609

  • boredcollegekid, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0For real men:
    http://www.umop.com/rps25.htm
  • GeorgeCostanza, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Reminds me of that Friends episode where Joey and Phoebe play Rock Paper Scissors for the piece of turkey.
  • bingobongony, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Why would nukes beat sun because it "has the power of sun"? Shouldn't that be a tie?
    • insomniac8400, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2I am fairly certain a nuke would lose to the sun.
      • bingobongony, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I realize that, but I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. But even using their logic that a nuke "has the ower of hte sun" how would that make it beat the sun?
  • Nadare, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1As cool as it is, I bury this because of the sites over use of ads while stealing the image from umop.com
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