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Pupils discover their teacher in 'porn' advert on YouTube

dailymail.co.uk — An attractive teacher at a private school is at the center of a sex storm after pupils spotted her in a raunchy video.

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  • MakiMaki, on 01/17/2008, -10/+386Damn. I wish I had teachers like that at school !
    • Archeologist, on 01/17/2008, -12/+59Her school seems very strict. Here is a comment from youtube.

      "talksense123 (1 hour ago)
      Just to let you know that whilst Miss Green is under investigtion, so is everone from SGS who has posted a comment about her on this site. The school is working with a legal team to ensure they have the names of everyone involved and they will be either suspended or expelled from the school depending on the severity of the comment left.
      So you've not just messed with her future, you've ruined your own as well. Well done"

      Diggers, you know what to do.
      • Mothrog, on 01/17/2008, -1/+91Ever considered that that might be a ***** post?
        • nospinhere, on 01/17/2008, -2/+18It's not *****, it's authentic. How do I know? Because they used "whilst" in their message. Only somebody of official nature would use that.
        • esmaeelp, on 01/17/2008, -5/+2or someone affecting an official nature
      • giveer, on 01/17/2008, -0/+16Unless, of course, the Youtube commenter's name is "OMGigotoSGSandmynameisRalphHutchens", I'd declare that post as poop. Yeah, that's right, poop.
        • Dubbsacc, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3Did you just call that post poop?

          Despicable
      • altrego99, on 01/17/2008, -1/+16Did anybody else notice that the headmaster's name is Chicken?
      • Christbait, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1It's Stockport Grammar school, lots of middle and upper class rich kids go there, my High School was across the road.
    • flag654, on 01/17/2008, -2/+5Well, take a trip to Nottingham, England, 2.5 hours north of London...
      • over900000, on 01/17/2008, -1/+3I am studying in Nottingham. There sure are hot girls here!
        • Christbait, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1Nottingham must be great because I hear an odd fact that there is a severely disproportionate number of males to females, so every male gets happy.
    • PRlME, on 01/17/2008, -4/+9she needed money for college
      help put a stripper tru school!
    • digjam, on 01/17/2008, -0/+8i WANT To give the school another try now!
    • GeorgeClayton, on 01/17/2008, -0/+25The picture of the guy "investigating" is the funniest thing at that link.
      • kcmedic, on 01/17/2008, -0/+10I think that's Headmaster Chicken.
        • calon9, on 01/17/2008, -0/+4Known the world over for somehow being able to evoke hilarious memories of every single Month Python skit ever produced, with just a single look.
    • ICSU, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Here it is:

      http://www.stockportgrammar.co.uk/
    • wicketr, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3I wonder if Andrew Chicken has the guts to keep her despite the parents protests. My bet is he chickens out.
  • FameMoney, on 01/17/2008, -11/+79"Look ....our teacher !!!"
    • def47, on 01/17/2008, -0/+7That was my reaction, when I saw my college teacher in a 20 sec strip tease video on internet.
      The thing is, it looks like her.. there's more than 80% chances that it's really her!
      but then, what the hell do you do ?! ... I was tempted to say: ''hey miss, do you have a butterfly tatoo on your back?'' but why would a student say that ?! ..so, I didn't do anything.. I'll never know if it was really her.. :(
      • piesforyou, on 01/17/2008, -0/+9Use some imagination!! Tell her you're thinking of getting a tat, does she have any? Did it hurt? etc etc.
      • DiggMasterJ, on 01/17/2008, -3/+2Yea, I did her; and there was a butterfly tattoo. But she was tight like a virgin, so the question remains.
  • gonegoogling, on 01/17/2008, -2/+596here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb47OmMtGaE
    • Rikushix, on 01/17/2008, -1/+130Wow. This basically says that if I wear "action trousers", I will get laid by various women who happen to be around a construction site.
      • jmpeagle, on 01/17/2008, -1/+92are you calling them liars? Have you worn "action trosers" around a construction site yet?
        • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -0/+60I withhold my decision for 7-10 days at which time the 14 pairs I ordered shall have arrived. Testing will follow.
    • dinostabOMG, on 01/17/2008, -81/+15Nice try - here's the real video. http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
      Anyway, my girlfriend is a high school teacher, and I always have to chuckle when I see her in front of her students. If only they knew what she was capable of!
      • dema, on 01/17/2008, -4/+32***** YOU
        • Skyfire, on 01/17/2008, -4/+3By your reaction I'm very curious as to what that link goes to, but I will never click it.
        • sammyc53, on 01/17/2008, -4/+1I kinda liked the link :) It's safe
      • Zerocool82, on 01/17/2008, -10/+2That's so cool that you did that. I'm not even mad. It's a good dorky song.
      • jstone, on 01/17/2008, -5/+2Rick Roll'd
      • ChristianMagic, on 01/17/2008, -5/+3***** you for stealing my idea (You couldn't possibly had it before me), this was the first thing on my mind when I realized that their was a video connected to the story.
      • xsquirrel378x, on 01/17/2008, -1/+9tinyurl is never a good idea if youre gonna rickroll
      • FatherVic, on 01/17/2008, -1/+2dammit
      • jenel, on 01/17/2008, -1/+3Oh, thanks man, I've been looking for that video for a while.
      • HardSide, on 01/17/2008, -2/+2How can you digg this guy down? Come on!
    • Haiz, on 01/17/2008, -22/+3Here's another: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xI2FyqbZxKw

      Seems fine to me.
      • iDgg, on 01/17/2008, -4/+2wtf digg that is the same video and u bury it bcuz u think its a rick roll?
        • Kerrigore, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5Or maybe because it's the same video?
    • Jumboto, on 01/17/2008, -6/+6Thanks for the link.

      I remember watching that vid a while back and thinking WTF (in a good way).
    • Jerky1312, on 01/17/2008, -2/+28That explains why construction workers are always whistling and are in good moods.
      • EXreaction, on 01/17/2008, -1/+19I thought it was always the painkillers they took...
    • rarson, on 01/17/2008, -1/+46This video makes me wish that Youtube's quality and size were much better.
      • yoakster314, on 01/17/2008, -2/+22Thats what she said

        Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    • fwc67, on 01/17/2008, -2/+72woah.. no rick astley
    • xsquirrel378x, on 01/17/2008, -2/+41wow the most obvious rickroll ever wasnt even a rickroll XD
    • xsquirrel378x, on 01/17/2008, -18/+13here were some of the first comments posted:


      i know the first women in this video!!!!!!
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      haha no way the first woman in this is a teacher at my school ! miss green haha that mint
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      Oi ure comment in the news paper today! "that mint"lol
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      Miss. Green haha
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      haha init miss green !
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      no way is that her
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      boothy it is her
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      hahah miss green
      u r menatl but fitt
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      she is never gonna live down our next englit lesson xD
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      Your never gonna live down your next English lesson when people find out you can't spell English.
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      lol miss green
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      take a good luk lads haha
      dat is miss green fuk me lol
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      Haha. Are you sure it's miss green?
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      Whooo goo miss green
      • AxezCore, on 01/17/2008, -2/+24Judging from the comments these guys need to pay more attention in English class.
        • dynatos, on 01/17/2008, -2/+12I'm just gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and think that englit is an abbreviation for English Literature.
    • PizzaPops, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5Those guys in the video sure do get off pretty quick.
      • phenom2k7, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I recognise the guy in the middle, he was in a reality tv show in the UK called shipwrecked in 2k6.
  • canewediggit, on 01/17/2008, -11/+345i got it made, got it made, got it maaaaaaaaade...... i'm hot for teacher. even though the ad is a bit raunchy, it's not porn, there's no nudity, there's no actual sex taking place. it won an award for chrissake. i don't see the big deal and hope she doesn't lose her job. it's not like her teenage students weren't spanking it to her already.
    • Hortnon, on 01/17/2008, -10/+113But...But...

      WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
      • jsg7, on 01/17/2008, -5/+45I can't speak for the UK, but that's illegal over here, buddy!
      • karmakanic, on 01/17/2008, -2/+16You sick bastard!
      • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -1/+44I AM thinking of the children. I'm thinking, "those lucky *****' bastards!"
      • BlackCow, on 01/17/2008, -0/+4One wrote on the website: "Aagh Miss Green, how many teenage boys have you just sent crashing into puberty? Perhaps you could sign autographs at the bag racks."

        Oh PLEASE!
    • otatop, on 01/17/2008, -0/+78It's "Got it bad" not "Got it made"
      • brentinkc, on 01/17/2008, -0/+14Ouch...embarrassing.
        At least it wasn't in all caps.
        • ninja0, on 01/17/2008, -0/+7incredibly embarrassing..... especially the nice grammar at "i'm hot for teacher"
    • novask, on 01/17/2008, -2/+30Spanking it? I have a dream that a teacher that attractive is doing one of her students right now somewhere out there in this cruel world. And every time I think of this, I know that my childhood was ruined by stupid laws that forbid this.
      • hierophantus, on 01/17/2008, -0/+7Right, because your hot teachers were just chafing at the bit to jump your bones--except for those PESKY LAWS holding them back...
    • Whackly, on 01/17/2008, -0/+30I bet the homework she grades is going to be a lot stickier now.
    • skyshock1, on 01/17/2008, -4/+4I brought my PENCIL... Gimmie somethin' to write on baby!
    • merreborn, on 01/17/2008, -1/+5It's not porn, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't get that clip into a PG-13 film.
  • Bukowsky, on 01/17/2008, -2/+303I never once had a teacher or professor that looked like her... I feel so cheated.
    • plamoni, on 01/17/2008, -1/+41That's what $14,000 a year for grade school gets ya...
    • Quizboy, on 01/17/2008, -0/+21I once had a hot high school teacher like that. It was the hardest class I've ever had. (pun not intended?)
    • Llanowar, on 01/17/2008, -2/+3I once had one looking far better than her. But it's a once in a lifetime thing.
    • shotgunefx, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3I hear ya, we had one teacher like that in high school, but I didn't have her. :(

      Who when not teaching usually modeled underwear in local fliers for department stores. She also punch a student in the face for saying something perverted to her about it. Damn she was hot.
    • CabesMojo, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Me either man, ***** AP classes and engineering where not the places for hot teachers or even hot TAs. I did have a TA in one of my humanity courses that I hooked up with and thought was hot, but afterwards I realized it was only in comparison to what I was constantly surrounded with at school.
      • appletoapple, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Did you go to UMR?
        • CabesMojo, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I went to UNR........
          • appletoapple, on 01/18/2008, -0/+1Sorry. You're plight sounds so familiar to the sausage-fest situation on that campus :)
    • glasnostic, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1i had a few hot teachers but none of them wound up half naked on the internet, or having sex with me like so many hot female teachers these days..

      somehow i feel i didn't get out of school what i could have.
  • fluidfoundation, on 01/17/2008, -1/+258"Headteacher Andrew Chicken".....
    wow.
    • CTK14A, on 01/17/2008, -1/+105If I had to imagine "Principal A. Chicken" it would look pretty much like the guy in this article.
    • Bender1012, on 01/17/2008, -0/+85I like how he's "still trying to verify". By watching the video repeatedly no doubt.
    • kmalik, on 01/17/2008, -9/+1I know i know! i'm just waiting for family guy to jump on this!
    • Revolution101, on 01/17/2008, -0/+6thats EXACTLY what i came in here to say. thats the best part!
    • WebWorker, on 01/17/2008, -0/+10The look on his face says it all
      • sigloiv, on 01/17/2008, -1/+3Exactly. You know he's really just glad that someone showed him the vid.
      • GuacamoleSan, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1"Get me some more Chicken!"
    • DonTazeMeBro, on 01/17/2008, -3/+1"File not found." - Why have thou been deletes't off thy server!
    • chayashida, on 01/17/2008, -0/+4I can't believe this controversy. The ad makes me want to choke the Chicken.
    • specialcases, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1Andrew Chicken was former headmaster at my old school Colfe's in South London!!
    • liminaldust, on 01/23/2008, -0/+1I thought you wrote down Headhatcher
  • wolfpack32k, on 01/17/2008, -1/+118I'm suprised the students let any of the adults find out, I would have wanted to keep her around lol. Their loss though, hopefully she comes to teach at my school.
    • Arkavus, on 01/17/2008, -0/+153There's always that one kid who tells his parents everything with no thought to the consequences. X_X
      • tbunreal, on 01/17/2008, -0/+81Gah, i hate that kid, One time we had a test and the teacher, some how stapled the answers to the back of it and didn't notice. Then one kid was just like, HEY, SIR, you stapled the answers to the test....
        • amirman, on 01/17/2008, -33/+5i was the kid that aced it anyway... and i didn't study either.
          • jackminardi, on 01/17/2008, -3/+16wow, sometimes i dream that I can be as cool as you. i bet everyone really enjoys your company and witty remarks
          • amirman, on 01/17/2008, -7/+1@jackminardi
            thanks i'm glad someone understands me! by the way i know you were being sarcastic. but everything you just said it correct.
          • insllvn, on 01/17/2008, -1/+4When trying to appear intelligent, it is best to check and double check your typing so you don't wind up looking like an ass clown.
          • amirman, on 01/17/2008, -3/+2you should be aware that i don't capitalize on purpose due to my affinity to e.e.cummings and that beginning a sentence with but is actually acceptable.
          • MarkOfTheDead, on 01/17/2008, -1/+3What's your excuse for "but everything you just said it correct."?
          • spammishking, on 01/17/2008, -1/+2You sir have won the douche of they day award
          • amirman, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1@mark
            it's called a typo; there are several types, mine was more mental than physical, so yes i made a mistake but don't let that fool you into thinking i'm not intelligent.
        • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -1/+21Yeah. I hate that kid too. He walks home past the baseball diamond. Let's get him after school!
      • jiveturkeyblues, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1i guess it's cliche now, but in middle school there really was one kid who'd say "you forgot to assign us homework!" ..it was brutal.
    • noahhoward, on 01/17/2008, -0/+40I'm not entirely sure why her personal life is any concern of any of theirs.
    • yayster, on 01/17/2008, -0/+31I bet is was a jealous girl who brought it to light.
    • MasterInsan0, on 01/17/2008, -5/+26For some reason, people have this skewed view of morals wherein if someone has been in any kind of sexual display at all, they're dirty. On the other hand, war veterans and soldiers are often invited to give speeches at schools. Even veterans of wars like the Iraq "war" or the Vietnamese "war".

      Anyone else see a problem with this? Lemme point it out for you: sex is bad, murder is good. That's the point we're telling students these days. If you even think about sex, you're dirty and perverted, but if you wanna go over to Iraq and murder some brown people for our nation's oil barons, have fun!
      • Quizboy, on 01/17/2008, -9/+1That's life for ya, got to learn to accept all the backwards stupidity and just live it.
        • buckrogers1965, on 01/17/2008, -1/+6_Or_, and try to follow me here, you can fix things.
          • breadfred, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1No, no you got that wrong. ONLY Tom Cruise can help you.
      • DonTazeMeBro, on 01/17/2008, -1/+8Killing people for money > Performing sexual acts for money...
    • wraptor347, on 01/17/2008, -0/+21I'm surprised none of the students showed up to class in an "Action Jacket".
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I'da done it, if it meant I'da done her... Then agai,n reversible zipper... Hmm I might just get one anyways lol
    • Ajscott123, on 01/17/2008, -0/+8The only way this video got out is by accident. Some parents probably walked in to their son beating it to the video itself. Poor bastard.
      • DonTazeMeBro, on 01/17/2008, -1/+5Son: " But mom!... It's my homework, and it's due tomorrow... I have to pull [no pun intended lol] an all nighter! "
        Mother: " Somebody please think of the children! *faints* "
  • jmgoody311, on 01/17/2008, -5/+115"Chris Mellor-Dolman, marketing head of Nottingham-based Scruffs, said the video was "tongue-in-cheek" and Miss Green had merely been doing her job as an actress..."

    Tongue was most certainly not the only think in her cheek, if you know what I'm saying...
    • DonTazeMeBro, on 01/17/2008, -4/+12What are you saying... that she had streptococcus bacteria in her cheeks?
      • webcrumb, on 01/17/2008, -0/+6You might not see them, but they're there...
    • DrGFreeman, on 01/17/2008, -2/+3*The Todd*
      "Internet five!"
  • dannytehmanny, on 01/17/2008, -43/+2the pics are photo shopped
  • StatiK69, on 01/17/2008, -3/+36I sure wish I had teachers like that when I was younger. The only teacher that came on to me... well, TA in college, was a hairy hispanic lady. Why oh why couldn't I have been born later...
    • Urusai, on 01/17/2008, -1/+17I once had the Assistant Dean of Discipline hit on me. Sorry, I'm not into the rough stuff.
    • MasterInsan0, on 01/17/2008, -1/+7One of my history teachers hit on me once. She was a fatty, and had the voice of an agonized, slowly dying banshee, so obviously I just sort of awkwardly chuckled and ran.
      • DonTazeMeBro, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1"He he he ... listen now, I have to um... go home and take care of my siblings... yeah, thats what I have to do"
      • MarkOfTheDead, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Whatever, you missed your chance at some experienced loaf. I'd have brownbagged it.
      • TheSpore, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Dugg for "agonized, slowly dying banshee." This thread has been getting a lot of good anecdotes and imagery.
    • zeusthemoose, on 01/17/2008, -1/+1Ugh I had a terrible experience with a Russian physics TA coming onto me... It gave me nightmares for years.
    • johnmatias, on 01/17/2008, -1/+0I had a science teacher who was smoking hot... she also taught theatre and I have a couple friends who said she would be very "liberal" with herself with them after school...

      Too bad I talked myself out of talking that class... I could've really used the "credits" if you get my drift.
  • Meyithi, on 01/17/2008, -3/+50Did she teach Sex Ed?
    • Haiz, on 01/17/2008, -2/+27Haha, funny you ask. I'm in the middle of a cybersex RP with me being a sex-ed teacher....

      Wait, what?
    • hoovcluck, on 01/17/2008, -0/+9okay children, to apply a condom you first open up the foil wrapper and find which direction the condom unrolls, then you place the condom in your mouth....
    • MasterInsan0, on 01/17/2008, -0/+10No one in their right mind would let a woman like that teach sex ed. The classroom would be flooded with hormones and soiled pants.
    • Asianwaste, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5The hot teachers are always English teachers... I can't understand why.
      • msergeant, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5I think its the dictation...
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I had a hot Biology teacher once, she taught me biology as theory, I taught her biology as application

        --- don't digg me down for using a commercial pun, it felt appropriate.
    • BassHead, on 01/17/2008, -1/+11No she didn't, and don't call me Ed.
    • b3mus3d, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I am very surprised that nobody has made a joke about 'practicals' yet.
  • Dantetheinferno, on 01/17/2008, -0/+139Anyone else look at the headmaster? Scared the hell out of me.
    • Archon810, on 01/17/2008, -1/+19he looks like a naughty boy.
      • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -0/+22Damn right. I wonder what he meant by "he had her suspended"...
        • MarkOfTheDead, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1ever seen "the cell"?
          • Fracture98, on 01/18/2008, -0/+1I was thinking more along the lines of Mel Brooks' "High Anxiety".
      • AmazingAndrex, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Misstress Mandy wants to punish him.
    • trigun1, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3For some reason when I saw him immediately thought Mr. Bean.
    • CresseyChaos, on 01/17/2008, -0/+0looks like a construction worker just "Demonstrated the safety features of his clothing" on him before that pic was taken.
    • AxezCore, on 01/17/2008, -1/+0My first thought was "There's someone who likes little boys." Not to say he's a child molester in any way, he just looks a tad creepy in that pic.
    • thearchangel, on 01/18/2008, -0/+1Oh yes...I'd feel MUCH better about my son being alone in the classroom with HER than with HIM!
  • exp3000, on 01/17/2008, -0/+70the end of the video states that "No one was harmed in the making of the video".... we'll see about that.
  • adml_shake, on 01/17/2008, -3/+45If I was the dad I would be ashamed that my kids found her before I did....
  • theradical, on 01/17/2008, -9/+101Buried for not actually being porn.
    • AmazingAndrex, on 01/17/2008, -8/+5Did you miss the single quotes?
  • SemiSarcastic, on 01/17/2008, -8/+18Man...whats with all these sexed up teachers?
    • Yndis, on 01/17/2008, -4/+33Holy crap, teachers have sex? Get reuters on the line, stat!
    • Phatt138, on 01/17/2008, -1/+2Who knows and who the hell cares? :D
    • MasterInsan0, on 01/17/2008, -1/+5Simple: God does exist, and he hates already-sexually-frustrated teenagers.
    • kmckanna, on 01/17/2008, -1/+1More like:

      "Man... why can't I have a teacher that hot?"
    • TheMidnight, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5And where the ***** were they when I was in school?
  • mileswj, on 01/17/2008, -2/+159How is that porn in any way, its a damn commercial.
  • zeptobyte, on 01/17/2008, -1/+97"Miss Green was not available for comment last night."
  • Magnus150, on 01/17/2008, -0/+31Well I, for one, am glad that it was not the Chicken in the advert.
  • Pic0, on 01/17/2008, -1/+23reminds me of the benny benassi satisfaction video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PecORBnTUFQ
  • unearth, on 01/17/2008, -7/+26"Miss Green was not available for comment last night."
    Probably out seducing more construction workers.
  • kingofinternet, on 01/17/2008, -14/+1got it bad got it bad got it bad i'm hot for teacher
    whoo!
    • paperclipsNsoup, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1Why digg the man down for quoting Van Halen?
  • Homerr, on 01/17/2008, -8/+148If you're offended, then you're a prude.
    • amirman, on 01/17/2008, -3/+30they're British people who send their kids to private school.
      • Takran, on 01/17/2008, -0/+23Touché.
      • saejinn, on 01/17/2008, -1/+17oh man she's got an accent too? She just got bumped up from a perfect 10 to an 11.
        • ZPWeeks, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3...bloody wankers....
          (er, no, not *literally*....)
      • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -5/+2...so that they can stay off work and wank to Benny Hill re-runs.
      • hierophantus, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2By the same token, that also means you end up with reactions like this from the parents:

        "It appears her character is possibly not best suited to such a highly regarded school.
        It is possibly not suitable for this person to be teaching young, impressionable students."

        Whoa, calm down, there!

        In America, you'd get, "I DO NOT APPRICIATE [sic] HAVING MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN EXPOSED TO THIS FILTH!!!! SOMEONE GET THE STAKE, THE FIREWOOD AND THE MATCHES!!!! JESUS HATES YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!"
    • CraigJ, on 01/17/2008, -0/+7Some parents want Miss Green to be sacked from the mixed-sex school, where she has taught since 2006.
      Headteacher Andrew Chicken said the school was looking into the case
      "It is absolutely awful, morally," said one, "especially given the type of school she teaches in. It will kill her."

      I thought we only had prude assholes like this in the US...
      • t3rmv3locity, on 01/17/2008, -1/+5No you see people in the US are descended from people in the UK, we got it from them.
    • johnmatias, on 01/17/2008, -0/+0Are you kidding? I'm checking to see if they'll accept a 23 year old "student" right now!
  • Emnsta, on 01/17/2008, -12/+7Who looks for porn on YouTube?
  • britblogger, on 01/17/2008, -1/+95Dugg for the headmaster being called Andrew Chicken.

    ***** awesome.
    • inotocracy, on 01/17/2008, -0/+31Not to mention his ridiculous pedophile picture. Something tells me hes hiding a boner behind those hands.
    • dannye90, on 01/17/2008, -1/+0Apparently as a prank someone filled his office with chickens :P
  • 1337js, on 01/17/2008, -3/+104I bet the only people who want her out are the middle-aged hags.
    • CresseyChaos, on 01/17/2008, -0/+11Think that's pretty clear from the first comment on the site...
      -Susan
      "A Disgrace to real women!"
      That'd be women who play bingo and get excited around medication time :D
  • truspect0r, on 01/17/2008, -1/+6I'm pretty sure she'd get transfered.
    • MasterInsan0, on 01/17/2008, -0/+9Hopefully to the nurse's office. 'Cuz the only thing hotter than a sexy teacher is a sexy nurse.
      • Matri, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3Vids, man! Don't keep it all to yourself!
    • h4mx0r, on 01/17/2008, -1/+2Hmm... I heard my school has an opening...
  • Eldorian, on 01/17/2008, -2/+53Headmaster Andrew Chicken looks like he touches little boys =/

    Seriously, that guy is creeping me out.
    • t3rmv3locity, on 01/17/2008, -0/+4Yeah, I bet the boys at the school are saying 'Alright somebody invent a pedophilia scandal before he can fire miss hottie'.
  • AAK15, on 01/17/2008, -4/+49that headteacher just screams pedophile
  • gregMF, on 01/17/2008, -10/+14i for one welcome our headmaster overlords
  • digjam, on 01/17/2008, -12/+7***** British ! Its so weird reading pupils everywhere!
    • TypeEE, on 01/17/2008, -6/+1Yeah, they call students -> pupils, expensive -> dear, garbage -> rublish.
      • digjam, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5Thats RUBBISH!
      • hustl3r, on 01/17/2008, -0/+5Actually, both the words students and pupils are used, the word expensive is also more often used than 'dear' and the only real difference is we call what you call 'garbage' rubbish. We also tend to spell our words correctly. Colour > Color...
  • wolfebyte, on 01/17/2008, -0/+16The Nanny State is on the warpath!!!

    Wished I'd had teachers like that.. I'd probably had better grades..
    • Fracture98, on 01/17/2008, -0/+4Or at least better grip.
    • dilberter, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1For sure I wouldn't have skipped class as often.
  • Depthfunction, on 01/17/2008, -2/+17Another day, another young female teacher embroiled in a sex scandal . . .
  • CrankyHippo, on 01/17/2008, -2/+10extra credit anyone?
  • Y0tsuya, on 01/17/2008, -2/+50What' the world coming to? We don't pay the teachers enough, but then fire them for moonlighting a little on the side.
  • seldon452, on 01/17/2008, -14/+9Damn.. I'd let her teach me Algebra any day. I'd love to quadratic formula that! (NERD JOKE)
    • chrishiggins, on 01/17/2008, -0/+17I'd factor her all night long.
    • Privil3g3, on 01/17/2008, -6/+4 x = -b+- root (b^2-4ac)/2a
      • t3rmv3locity, on 01/17/2008, -2/+2Unfortunately there arent any other true math nerds on digg...
    • alclone, on 01/17/2008, -0/+17Damn... I want to be her integral so I can be the area under her curves
      and be her derivitive to lie tangent to her curves :)
      • Matri, on 01/17/2008, -3/+1... That was waaaay too nerdy, even for digg.
    • SwingCorey, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2Miss Green: you + me = us
      we should integrate - don't differentiate
      if she were in my class, there'd be no way I could pass.
  • alF56x, on 01/17/2008, -11/+3Giggity
  • thinman1189, on 01/17/2008, -4/+18I don't see what the big deal is. Did you see the headmaster? He's obviously a pedophile. We need more teachers like her and less like him.

    And I actually had a total slut for a Spanish teacher in 7th grade. Her sister was hotter but less slutty. Oh well, such is life.
  • kakwakas, on 01/17/2008, -0/+49So she was in a hot commercial before she was a teacher. Who cares? Aside from the same people that complain about porn magazines being sold at gas stations...
  • Devrdander, on 01/17/2008, -2/+20niiiccceeeee
  • phoenixm4, on 01/17/2008, -1/+10That would be really awkward.
  • PugFish, on 01/17/2008, -4/+27Another added: "It appears her character is possibly not best suited to such a highly retarded school."

    I read this paragraph wrong, but after noticing my mistake I realised I was correct the first time.
  • Fyrman21, on 01/17/2008, -0/+72"Headmaster Andrew Chicken said he was still trying to verify that the actress in the footage was indeed Miss Green." Thats his excuse for watching it 13,000 times
  • NachoPirate, on 01/17/2008, -0/+34Oh for god's sake she was an actress doing a part, how the hell can your career go town the tubes for that? That was her old job, this is her new job. They need to let the woman work and leave her alone.
    • ElAssoWipo, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3"how the hell can your career go town the tubes for that?"

      People are very, very, very stupid. VERY stupid. Think of a dumb animal. Stupider than that. They call this a porn advert.
  • fearlessfx, on 01/17/2008, -2/+23damn, id pay her for some private tutoring, if you know what i mean. *wink wink, nudge nudge*.
    • jackminardi, on 01/17/2008, -0/+11i dont understand
      • murakume, on 01/17/2008, -0/+11Let me explain.. *grabs a doughnut and hot dog*
    • FlashGit, on 01/17/2008, -6/+4I'd like to put my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean...
    • strad2, on 01/17/2008, -1/+0I think I'm getting your drift... you're hinting that you aren't clever, right?
    • SwingCorey, on 01/17/2008, -0/+2say no more, say no more
      a wink's as good as a nudge to a blind man, eh?
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I think blind people can still feel a nudge
  • Schneckehaus, on 01/17/2008, -8/+2My Algebra teacher was actually one of my friends older sisters, and she was cute, but very reserved... also, this broad is much hotter than she was.
    My sociology teacher was pretty smokin' to, though...

    All the rest of my teachers were ugly and old.

    Still, this story beats all.
    The fantasies I would have had, whew.
  • loconet, on 01/17/2008, -0/+15There are about a million jokes one can make about the Headmaster, his name, and his picture in the context of this article lol.
  • Boing, on 01/17/2008, -3/+10Where were these damn teachers when I was in school? Curses!
  • aconstantinescu, on 01/17/2008, -9/+3the principal was probably gay...
  • Jerky1312, on 01/17/2008, -1/+56The headmaster demanded more time to investigate and a pair of Action Trousers.
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