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The Procrastination Flow Chart

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  • Schneckehaus, on 11/23/2007, -3/+313Damn, I just got owned by a flowchart.
    Thats harsh. :(

    I'm gonna go check for food.
    • Tripacer, on 11/23/2007, -3/+66Is there work to do? -> No -> Woot!
      • stoanhart, on 11/23/2007, -0/+28That should be amended to:

        Is there work to do? -> No -> You lying bastard -> Go back to beginning
    • capiCrimm, on 11/23/2007, -4/+25you forgot to check IRC.
    • Walker2323, on 11/23/2007, -2/+10Get out of my brain! Stupid flowchart.
    • viewdrix, on 11/23/2007, -0/+55The flow chart's a fake. No man with knowledge of procrastination that accurate could have ever made a flow chart.

      It's a time paradox.
      • BobTheFish, on 11/23/2007, -1/+19I would make a flowchart too if there was something more important to be doing and I couldn't find any food.
    • 0o0Moylan0o0, on 11/23/2007, -9/+7I wish I knew what 'Procrastinate' even meant, It might make this easier to understand. cant be bothered looking it up right now though.
      • subgeniusd, on 11/23/2007, -1/+3"Can't be bothered" is a signature of the procrastination mode.
    • madcreator, on 11/23/2007, -2/+3The "Are you lying?" step's logic is backwards. The down arrow should be "No", why would you start the procrastination loop if you weren't lying about having started?
      • wanzedk, on 11/23/2007, -1/+1Exactly. If you haven't started already, you'll never finish according to that flow chart.
      • Nineless, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1It's not backwards. Look, if you are lying about having started the work that needs to be done, then you have done nothing and have more stuff left to do then when you're not lying about having started.
        Example. Task x takes 5 hours. 2 people have to do it separately and the deadline is within 5 hours. Person A has done nothing, and person B has done 2 hours of work, both check the chart
        (note: I'll finish this tomorrow)
    • mastertop, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1the chart makes no sens to me :
      Is there a deadline ?
      No ->>> enter the procrastination loop...
      what the?
  • OffPiste, on 11/23/2007, -9/+294Where's the porn loop?
    • danwallace, on 11/23/2007, -3/+111Are you horny? --yes--> Watch porn.

      That's it.
      • zzz@tkz, on 11/23/2007, -4/+115--no--> watch porn to get horny
      • chrisj33, on 11/23/2007, -1/+51This flowchart needs significant expansion. Where's the porn, the flash games, random article searches on Wikipedia, and staring at your phone waiting for a text message to appear?
        • zachblume, on 11/23/2007, -0/+15The author is...well...you know.
        • Bamborzled, on 11/23/2007, -0/+11I'll make one, when I have the time.
        • pzwhite125, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3I think the porn, flash games, wiki pages are covered by "randomly browse". As for the txting, that is most likely under a the IM section.
      • rjam710, on 11/23/2007, -0/+10That would be an infinite loop.
    • 13B1303, on 11/23/2007, -1/+140"Procrastination is like masturbation.
      It feels good now, but in the end you're only ***** yourself."
      I dunno who said it but it's no lie
      • ekin09, on 11/23/2007, -0/+8Me either, I swear I heard Ari say it in Entourage... never mind. I just procrastinated from doing my assignment to find out who said it, with no success. What a ***** waste.
    • ellecon, on 11/23/2007, -8/+62Why do porn comments always get dugg up? PORN...prn...pron...porn...what's the fascination?
    • hulez, on 11/23/2007, -5/+2Anonymous Delivers
      http://www.zuckervati.com/missinglinks/archives/im ...
      • redfox2600, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1Who order "Image Hosted by: www.zuckeruati.com"?!
    • maz2331, on 11/23/2007, -2/+1That one is in the "Management Version" of the flowchart. I think this one is for us grunts.
  • blahtastic, on 11/23/2007, -32/+2What the hell, I just bookmarked this from StumbleUpon like 2 hours ago (for future poster making purposes). Someone is reading my mind 0.o
  • dinostabOMG, on 11/23/2007, -2/+403Man, is it especially bad if looking at this flowchart is part of my procrastination?
    • ruddy, on 11/23/2007, -2/+22same here. damn you google homepage!!
    • chamanbuga, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1haha you and me both! Damn google gadgets! :P
    • gh0st3000, on 11/23/2007, -4/+1hmmm... infinite loop?
  • GoingPostal, on 11/23/2007, -6/+161I was going to make this chart myself, later.
    • lazersailer, on 11/23/2007, -1/+33They should make a secondary flow chart that is half finished.
      Demetri Martin Style
      • AmICoolNow, on 11/23/2007, -1/+4Everything should be done Demetri Martin style.
  • Crath, on 11/23/2007, -4/+130I need this on a shirt...
  • garfonzo, on 11/23/2007, -3/+13Brilliant!
  • jrattner1, on 11/23/2007, -2/+112wow that one image summarized my entire thought process today
    • hulez, on 11/23/2007, -3/+10I think that much in 5 seconds. You must be simple minded
  • shutz, on 11/23/2007, -1/+135I dugg this so I could look at it later...
  • JKAL, on 11/23/2007, -0/+14http://www.structuredprocrastination.com/
    something to read or bookmark...
    • Mara5, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1I read that article. I'm guilty of doing the lesser items on my list before doing the more important items higher up on the list. LOL....
    • mishsquish, on 11/23/2007, -0/+14Ill do it later..
    • CodeNinj, on 11/23/2007, -1/+0Yeah, too many words, I'll read it later
    • tektalk, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1Damn it, I've got a five page essay due today I started at 9:50pm, now it's like 4 am and I'm not even done! Damn me for browsing digg whilst writing essay!!!
  • BRODEL, on 11/23/2007, -0/+11This is great.I am going to change it to say "Jeff's Workflow Chart" and pin this in my cube at work.
  • likwidfuzion, on 11/23/2007, -0/+62I saw my life flash before my eyes.
  • elitexero, on 11/23/2007, -1/+44That's a lot of stuff to read.

    I'll get to it later.
  • StormyAaron, on 11/23/2007, -0/+21Is it bad that I procrastinate on procrastination?
    • Lososaurus, on 11/23/2007, -0/+8Wouldn't that be a double negative and then just be working?
  • rayray14, on 11/23/2007, -1/+18I just bookmarked it so I can digg it later...
  • sirmo, on 11/23/2007, -0/+14Whoever put this chart together read my mind.
  • ttamshadbolt, on 11/23/2007, -0/+16dugg for the description
  • chrisinsocalif, on 11/23/2007, -7/+2I don't feel like reading it right now.
  • ledguitar, on 11/23/2007, -0/+25So, I'm not the only one that checks away messages.
  • ledguitar, on 11/23/2007, -0/+22I'm checking the flow chart to see if I'm procrastinating
  • berrray, on 11/23/2007, -4/+1it appears like my typical weekend...
  • TalkieT, on 11/23/2007, -33/+2This is one of the most badly put together 'flowcharts' I have ever seen... Yes and No often go to the same place, there are objects with no decision, unmarked connections, and it's pretty much based on the single 'joke' of not doing work. Not that I'm against the odd bit of procrastination, but if you have to procrastinate and make a chart like this, at least do it properly!

    Cheers - N
    • VanD, on 11/23/2007, -2/+7Is it really the most badly?
    • uremomsnitemare, on 11/23/2007, -2/+9it's supposed to be this little thing called "funny" when yes and no go to the same place..

      funny = makes laughter

      laughter = happiness

      you = retard.
    • fusenmuse, on 11/23/2007, -2/+5They were going to clean it up later, but... you know.
    • catalysis, on 11/23/2007, -3/+3It appears that the person who made it doesn't actually know what a flow chart is. Kind of funny none the less, i suppose.
  • stopbrorape, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5my mind on a flow chart
  • dagr8tim, on 11/23/2007, -15/+1no WoW?
  • Dameleeman, on 11/23/2007, -1/+52That chart is so accurate its scary
  • solinent, on 11/23/2007, -1/+7Hmm... lets see...
    Yes, I have to do it within an hour, no non-morally objectionable excuse that's justifyable, I really have to do it, or else I could screw up my english mark (I have a 97, 95, 91, 62
    • solinent, on 11/23/2007, -1/+6WTF, it cut me off twice:
    • solinent, on 11/23/2007, -1/+19thrice, damn, can't make a witty response, it's like digg has a witty response filter now. :(
    • riyehn, on 11/23/2007, -0/+10At least you got to spend three more minutes not working.
    • bede, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1And yet here you are on Digg...
  • MavRevMatt, on 11/23/2007, -1/+3Ingenious, I wonder when they started...
  • Chubs879, on 11/23/2007, -0/+17Surprisingly thorough...

    Why does nothing else lead to "Woot!"?
    • Vaelroth, on 11/23/2007, -4/+0The image creator didn't include pr0n.
    • CodeNinj, on 11/23/2007, -2/+0I don't think they're actually referring to the website...
  • wallitron, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3Great, it's a png that was obviously converted from jpeg. Now I'm going to have to redo this entire diagram this afternoon from scratch, on top of all my other procrastination tasks.
  • nishay, on 11/23/2007, -3/+43this is like my entire life in a jpeg
    ...damn thats pathetic
  • SilverBack101, on 11/23/2007, -0/+11Great...I'm supposed to be writing a paper due tomorrow morning. Damn it I'm procrastinating right now! :S
  • osofast, on 11/23/2007, -3/+4it forgot take a nap
  • motiontomove, on 11/23/2007, -0/+4This defines me.

    (Sadly)
  • booto, on 11/23/2007, -2/+3I like it how the only answer to "Can you justify it anyways?" is "YES".
    • ninjad, on 11/23/2007, -1/+1no matter what you'll always be able to justify your procrastination
  • urik88, on 11/23/2007, -0/+4The saddest part, is how true that chart is... At least for me.
    • jaynemother, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5It's true for everyone, everyone on Digg anyway...
      • urik88, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1Don't know if to laugh, or if to cry...



        :(
  • grimward, on 11/23/2007, -0/+6*checks for food as he realizes that this flowchart describes his sad pathetic little life right now*

    By the gods, let this post be a warning to all of you, you *might* be a procrastinator too!
  • JZeFF, on 11/23/2007, -8/+1Open link in new tab anyone?
  • GHoose, on 11/23/2007, -2/+4I just set it as my background.
  • Laurie1, on 11/23/2007, -6/+0Procrastination Flow Chart, I love it. Just what I have been looking for to improve my procrastinating and get new ideas on the subject. Now what can I put off next? I didn't get to be this good at it by accident you know!!!. Come and procrastinate with me at www.wombatbed.com and stay awhile.
  • MrFisty, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1Wow, if I ever get around to writing my memoires. It'll read like this.
  • SquigglyP, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1I'm only an amateur crastinator. I guess I'll have to work on that.
  • clancemasterj, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3This reminds me of the Pie Chart of Procrastination.
  • VanD, on 11/23/2007, -1/+16Are you hungry? Yes - Find Food
    Are you hungry? No - Find Food
  • Archee, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5Dugg for perfect accuracy.
  • aupolaris, on 11/23/2007, -4/+4Skipped all the way to the end. Too lazy to read the chart.
  • f4nt0m4s, on 11/23/2007, -0/+7that chart fits my college lifestyle almost perfectly, they just need to add napping
    • riyehn, on 11/23/2007, -0/+12Do you need to wake up for class now? Yes -> Are you still asleep enough that you can convince yourself that staying in bed is more important than going to class? Yes -> Do you sit near hot girls in the class? No -> Sleep until noon.
    • muddann, on 11/23/2007, -0/+0man..you just put words right out of my mind...
  • B2G7M, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1My life in a nutshell.
  • digthedug, on 11/23/2007, -0/+0Dugg for the awesome description.
  • echolyean, on 11/23/2007, -1/+2So accurate, it's frightening.
  • SystemicAnomaly, on 11/23/2007, -2/+4Is it bad that I'm procrastinating while reading this?
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