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9 Words and Sentences Women Use To Dominate Men...

zoliad.com — Guys, when it comes to women, we can't win for loosing. Well, here are 9 key words / sentences to watch out for if we want to keep the peace...

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  • glasnostic, on 10/10/2007, -4/+191man - "hey honey, check out this list I found on digg"
    woman - "they forgot 'I have a headache'"
    man - *sigh
    • Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9Geez. We need to redefine what words mean to end this domination women have over us. Because of these words he so simply defined, I have been trapped in a sort of...quazi prison... I say we declare war...
    • briansearles, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1That's #10 on the list.
    • Damienk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2You don't know what fixes headaches?
    • Konstantino, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Wow, who would have thought the word "nothing" was so dangerous?
      • PopcornDave, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Anybody who's married or is in a long term relationship.
      • Arramol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Anyone who's ever heard a woman use it.
    • nigh7dagger, on 11/14/2007, -7/+0Glasnostic, that would be funny if more than .01% of Diggers actually had a significant other.
    • kathaclysm, on 11/14/2007, -1/+30Man: Honey, have some Excedrin
      Woman: What? Why? I don't have a headache.
      Man: Oh, no? In that case...
    • viewtiful4ever, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Woman: Hey baby, if you take out the garbage I promise to make love to you.
      Man: ok.
  • twrife, on 10/13/2007, -9/+230Sometimes I wish I had a woman to dominate me.
    • rappermas, on 11/14/2007, -8/+158Your mother telling you to stop playing WoW for a little bit isn't enough?
      • jhshukla, on 10/10/2007, -11/+8actually he did stop...

        while he was on digg.
        • Sefus, on 10/10/2007, -24/+2LOL how he got +15 out of it I have know idea :P
          l2grow balz n00b
        • psykiv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Dual Screens ftw?
    • Frnnkdlxx, on 10/13/2007, -5/+57Pussy. Get out of the house and begin a rampage of sexual harassment, eventually you'll have a woman... Or at worst a loving, humorous, but pleasantly rough inmate named Jermaine.
      • gungaroo22, on 10/10/2007, -21/+3He was making a joke dude. Chill a bit.
        • b3mus3d, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28He was making a joke dude. Chill a bit.

          ;P
        • Dundasbro, on 10/10/2007, -10/+11He was making a joke dude, just chillax and eat a watermelon.
    • uberkling, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1Named Kevin?
  • jmpeagle, on 10/10/2007, -38/+17dugg despite the fact that @sshole submitter's icon is of a man who gladly butchered families
    • RomeozGod, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2hurr hurr
    • cesclaveria, on 10/10/2007, -7/+11How many families did the "Che" Guevara killed? thats a new one for me (and he was a friend of my family)
      • UglieJosh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9No "families" but the man was a murderer. I don't condone using Wiki as fact, but I have checked with other sources and this seems correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara . He wasn't the great man that people like me and Rage Against the Machine make him out to be...

        I say this as a registered member of the socialist party.
    • detuneyourradio, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3i logged in just to digg you up.
      • pault107, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8Why is it that some people insist on informing everyone that they "logged in"? Like it's some kind of big effort and they want a pat on the back.
      • MusicalGenius, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Pault107 is stupid, because people say things like that to say how much they agree with someone. How people could digg you for that comment for instance is something we shouldn't be understanding.

        I don't know who the man is, I tried to find out... but if he is something like that, then no, I wouldn't support having it on here either. People need to learn decency and respect. America and certainly Diggers have no concept of this.
    • vornan19, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1I don't understand why diggers don't make their own icon. I did and I'm not graphically inclined.
  • sarazen, on 10/13/2007, -8/+42Time for another Digg man rant I see.
    • kiyyik, on 10/10/2007, -7/+10Well, y'know, it's been *hours* since the last one. Wouldn't want the boys to get out of practice, would we?

      Seriously, I've been keeping mental census of articles about women on this site, and they tend to break into three categories: Those Darned Women, How To Get Laid, and Look, Hot Babes. I swear, if just once--just ONCE--I could see a story on the front page about "The hot throbbing studs of the IT industry" or "73 utterly sleazy things men do out of desperation, and why they suck", it'd almost make the whole rest of 'em worth it.

      Ah, well. I can dream. *sits back and watches the purty fireworks*
      • silvercatmon, on 10/10/2007, -9/+5Far too many for my taste.
        I'm thinking about leaving Digg, since it's getting to the point where the amusing or intelligent comments are not worth reading all the idiotic comments.
        • habbofresh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5dude it's been like that for a year now.
    • skyshock1, on 11/14/2007, -5/+1Okay I'll bite....

      1. ) Fine: This is the word women use when they've been caught in an argument they know they've lost but don't want to own up to it due to stubborn pride. What this means is that if you want to get laid, SHUT THE ***** UP when she says "fine". You can high-five your buddies about it later.

      2.) Five Minutes: This is all she'll get in the sack if she doesn't let you watch the game.

      3.) Nothing: A manifestation of passive-agressive disorder. This chick will annoy you - avoid.

      4.) Go Ahead: Get out of jail free card!!! Sleep w/ her friends!!! WOOO BOOBIES!!!! (bitch, you said I could)

      5.) Loud Sigh: Yet another sign of semi-psychotic passive-aggressive disorder. Avoid this chick. She's probably a pain in the ass. Go for her sister instead. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

      6.) That's Okay: This means buy her *****. Better yet, hand over the credit card and let HER pick out stuff. And while she's gone? Bang her mom.

      7.) Thanks: You should panic and ponder for a moment what you did. Something is SEVERELY WRONG. She probably just figured out you did her sister and her mom, and enjoys watching you panic. Sadistic ***** aren't they?

      8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*@& ME! Extra high-five for stabbing the Balloon knot!

      9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: To which you respond "Great! I'll be in the living room watching football, princess." After all, he who cares the least, WINS!





      ... boobies.
    • Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I wouldn't expect otherwise. Digg is populated by horny pre teens who for some reason disrespect women.
      Us guys are just as bad, if not worse (Look at Cheney for God's sake).
    • CaptainZipTie, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Guilty conscience?
  • Lososaurus, on 10/10/2007, -8/+59The way you fix these tools women use is you start taking them literally. Send a message that you're not going to take that ***** and she needs to be more transparent about what she means. If she wants to be a bitch about something, she should be direct about it.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -17/+6I bet the ladies love you. Try a little tenderness, my friend.
      • Y0tsuya, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4How about try not to get whipped?
      • feoren, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5It's true, actually. The trick is to be absolutely 100% honest about everything (seriously, it's not that hard), then you have the moral high ground when she's trying to be sneaky or manipulative. Don't let that power-play ***** get anywhere in the relationship, it's amazing how good it can be.
    • TnTBass, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10Great idea! In theory...
      Women are crazy. There is no doubt about it. They don't need to be rational (and at time, cannot be).
    • UglieJosh, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3Women have a vagina and, therefore, win by default. These stories are just angry men, abstracting the only form of "revenge" they can.

      Leave me alone. As a married man, I can relate to this stuff and will continue to Digg it.
      • spyd3rweb, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1bring back the rule of thumb (or rule of wrist)
      • Y0tsuya, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'm just glad I'm not married to a bitch. If she seems like a bitch while dating, don't marry her, run away. Unless of course you're already whipped. In that case best of luck to you pal.
      • nigh7dagger, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4"Women have a vagina and, therefore, win by default."

        So true. If by some fluke the man does win, he loses because the woman has the vagina.
      • SuperWinner, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2"abstracting the only form of "revenge" they can"

        Dude, try a dictionary. The word you were reaching for but your brain was too short is, "extracting"
        • UglieJosh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2I wasn't reaching. It was 3 A.M. and I had been drinking. It happens.
          • twinklyJesus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1So, you're saying when you drink it's hard for you to pretend to be intellectual and smart? Because I don't have a problem with that, even when I am drunk.

        • NatieB, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Wrong again....
          "exacting"
      • kathaclysm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Wait... what? How come I haven't heard this? In my house it's always;
        Me: We should go shopping
        Husband: No, we shouldn't.
        Me: Why not?
        Husband: Because I said so, and I have the balls, so I win!
        Me: Damnit.
      • BeardDob, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I hope that is a joke fellow or I feel very bad for you.
    • sloppychris, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Stay strong, don't listen to their *****. Define your own reality, and people will live in it. They won't be afraid to actually speak when they have a problem, then tell you what it is.
    • JonLatane, on 11/14/2007, -1/+12Seriously, it works. If the girl has a problem with talking literally, she's not worth dating long-term because there's going to be too many situations like this article outlines.

      However, if when you talk literally to her in response to this, she responds with equal (or at least improved) reason and understanding, then you've definitely got a keeper. My girlfriend of over 1.5 years is like this, so believe me, they exist. Just talk ***** sense to them.

      If the conversation ends with "Fine," don't let it end there! Especially if you're not wrong, contrary to what the article says. Say, "Listen. If you're going to just end with the word 'fine' every time an argument happens, don't be surprised when this ***** happens again. Or just talk to me and explain what the problem is." And remember, like I said above, if you don't get the expected response, she's not even worth it. You can keep playing along with her if you're just trying to get (well, stay) in her pants, but otherwise, drop her if it happens frequently. There's plenty of more sensible women. Hell, they're probably better in bed too, given that this behavior is a classic example of a lack of maturity.
      • JonLatane, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3P.S. Damnit Digg, stop eating my line breaks.
    • Shredgnar, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I do it with my girl friend, she'll keep sighing, I'll ask whats wrong, but i'm only gunna ask once. If she says nothing, wicked, I'm home free and don't have to worry about something. But by now she's learned that she needs to talk or ***** is going to get fixed. If you have a problem say it.
    • phufufoo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Funny how this stereotype is generally true. I wonder why girls like to hurt themselves so much. I take that ***** literally all the time just to piss her off, then she tells me not to play dumb. I just say " well you said I could leave wtf do you want me to do, I already expressed that I wanted to and you said fine leave whatever" (combo ) but yeah seriously girls need to stop ***** playing all those stupid games "wah wah you should know better i see how you really are wah wah *****" can't blame me for ***** if you say its fine bitch!!! god damn imma dump my girlfriend right now
  • atdigg, on 10/13/2007, -4/+17where is "I don't know"?
  • satx, on 10/13/2007, -14/+50This is what you get for letting your women talk back to you.
    • Y0tsuya, on 11/14/2007, -6/+6That means your woman does not respect you. She thinks you're an idiot and lord knows why she allowed you to father her offspring. Since she has no respect for you don't be surprised if she sneaks behind your back and have quickies with the cable guy. On that thought better do some DNA testing on your kids.
  • destro713, on 11/14/2007, -8/+166I really wish these man-lists that are all over the front page lately didn't all make offhanded references to "watching the game," as if all men are lame-ass dudebros.
    • Sairynn, on 10/10/2007, -18/+10You must be one of them queer-o-sexuals.
      • Tobark, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2You must be one of those sport-o types. Heres a tip; Get off your fat lame ass and stop watching the game, go out in society and do something constructive. And take those huge god dammed magets off your driver side door. You dont work for the team, you never will. Stop trying to act like you do.
        • acid0426, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2So because people watch sports that makes them fat, lame, and a non-contributing member of society? Funny, Bill Gates mentioned how he loved to watch hockey! Oh wait, that makes most likely your hero fat, lame, and non-contributing. And "sport-o" types? Are you 10? You sound like a ***** tool.
        • joklem, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Should get your brain checked, Tobark.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -10/+9Well this entire list is also generalizing the girls, too...
      • SuperWinner, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6Actually no, every woman I have ever met has done almost all the things on this list.
    • PueSi, on 10/10/2007, -5/+13No kidding, i always end up embarrassed after reading those lists, does people really think we men are like that?
      • atonement, on 10/10/2007, -4/+0...i haven't disagreed with one thing so far and i'm no tool. and the moment you care what "people" (being women I ASSUME) think about you, part of your manhood is dead. go punt a little dog, it'll help.
        • Castronaut, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2If you don't care what women think of you at all, then you probably dress like a slob, and do not associate with women. Which would make your manhood really dead.
    • uberkling, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4You may proceed to pass me the proverbial brewski, my metaphorical male sibling.
    • Arramol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1No kidding, we're not that lazy - we actually play the game! Who likes to watch someone play WoW anyway?
    • umerok, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Drink this bro! Now, take off your pants bro! Don't worry bro, this'll be awesome!
  • deadpixel621, on 10/10/2007, -2/+52AM I FAT: Even if I did gain about 5 inches around my waist and my blubber's all hanging out of my tube top dress... you better ***** still say "No, honey. You are not fat at all."
    • TnTBass, on 10/13/2007, -2/+47My Girlfriend: "Does my ass look fat in these pats?"
      Me: "It's not the pants fault"
      My Ex Girlfriend: "Whatever"
      • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Zing!
      • po43292, on 10/13/2007, -2/+7I see what you did there.
      • phlebitis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Sometimes the pants just aren't flattering. Like when the pockets are too small and too far apart on a wide ass... Or when they wear those damned jeans with no back pockets...
        If the pants aren't doing it for her, its your job to let her know. What is a relationship for, if not honesty?
        • TnTBass, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Constant sex without having to pay for it?
          But kidding aside, I agree... however, unless you're gay, and helping out your 'girlfriend' it doesn't fly all that well.
    • voetsjoeba, on 10/10/2007, -9/+1Nah "it's not the pants' fault" would've been more appropriate if she asked "do these pants make my ass look fat ?"
    • TheCount, on 11/14/2007, -2/+21I gave up on that one. Now when she asks, "Do I look fat?", I just say, "Yeah, you do.", without even looking at her. She's learned to laugh about it, but maybe she cries later, who knows. Am I a bad boyfriend?
      • pault107, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Yes, you are. But a funny one so that probably makes up for it.
      • habbofresh, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6As long as she appreciates the wit, then no, you're on the right track.
    • scojerroc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3the long term girlfriends i've had weren't insecure enough to ask that question.
    • twinklyJesus, on 11/14/2007, -0/+2I made it clear when my wife and I were first dating. I told her "I am an *****. Don't ask me the fat questions, I won't play that game. Don't expect me to lose an argument just because you are a woman. etc."

      When we argue, and she points out that I am being an *****, I reminder of that conversation and the fact that there was no deception involved. She is very self sufficient and successful in her career. We've also been married for nearly 20 years.

      Set the ground rules in the beginning, be honest about everything, even about being wrong. Never hold back praise for a correct decision, even if you didn't make it. Never hesitate to say something positive when it is due, even if you are mad at each other.

      Don't play these stupid word association games EVER! Be direct.
  • Daunting, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16I'm still waiting for, "It's yours".
  • Poweroft, on 10/10/2007, -7/+509 WORDS WOMEN USE
    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
    5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
    8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
    9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.
    • seanmc303, on 10/10/2007, -2/+610. I'm pregnant = Lifetime pwnage
  • blueracer6, on 10/10/2007, -5/+66Good to see we're still mutilating the English language in the descriptions, it would be such a loose if we didn't.
  • ToxicBomber, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11conisdering this is on Digg, its an appropriate audiance that needs to know. Any guy though who has dated his fair share, knows this stuff instinctively. The male brain tends to learn how to act in such a way as to preserve itself when dealing with females, regardless of what the guy thinks he should do.

    So yeah, file this under "Duh!"
    • Battleloser, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Shhhhh, as long as women think we don't know any of this we've always got the idiot card to play.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -7/+0The type of guys on Digg are already push-overs, so 99% of the population here don't need to bother with any of this. It's not like any of us would actually argue with a girl, we'd just submit like a sad, weak puppy. Get me?
      • ToxicBomber, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Speak for yourself
        • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -4/+0Umm no. Considering everyone else already generalizes the male population on Digg. "Live in your mom's basement playing WoW all day". Sound familiar?
  • MrKrinkleDude, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47They left out "If you loved me..."
    • archimago42, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3Or perhaps you have a bad habit of going out with bitches.
      • Y0tsuya, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Agreed, don't date bitches. But sadly some people are gluttons for punishment.
    • migbike, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2Actually, that's a phrase men use to dominate women.

      "If you loved me, you'd swallow"
      • fxspec06, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5dude, thats gross. no woman wants to hear that
        • TheBrat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0wanna bet? some of us actually LIKE doing that you know.........
    • migbike, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2Actually, that's a phrase men use to dominate women.

      "If you loved me, you'd swallow"
    • scojerroc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2if you loved me, you'd get your fat ass back into the kitchen and make me some pie!
    • volonix, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1But men can use that one too, just be creative.
  • Puppetfunk, on 10/10/2007, -8/+28Whoa! That kid is so cool! He has a Che Guevara icon! I wish I was cool enough to have Che Guevara plastered on everything and then not know what he did!
  • N3wtR0ckn13, on 10/10/2007, -8/+8hmm all I hear is...9 reasons why I dumped ur arse.
  • PQCrash, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Funny, I don't see "child support" on that list.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3BREAKING: Wearing a condom isn't common sense anymore.
      • MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3You're saying that people shouldn't wear condoms?
      • ahoyhoy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Yeah, he's saying condoms just break too damn much.
      • Ramble, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Remember, condoms break 100% of the time.
    • PjsPjs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"child support"
      That goes beyond domination, into the realm of sadistic.
  • felidaeus, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7It's almost funny.

    But.... buried as blogspam.
    • dbhaley, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3It's not blogspam if it's original content. Unless you have the original source. If you do, please link it.
  • Sp4nk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+44LOSE has ONE O, NOT TWO. You should've learned how to spell that word when you were 5.
    • sloppychris, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3You should have learned to make a funnier comment.
      • Oomsoup, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I say he should have learned to use the reply feature.
        • Sp4nk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1My post isn't a reply to a comment, *****-for-brains.
    • uberkling, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Bug, kindly exit the above poster's nether-regions to your right.
    • Cov3rt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Pfft, he's just been listening to Nelly Furtado.
  • xnviews, on 10/10/2007, -4/+0Sometimes it makes only having rare, detached and indifferent interaction with women not seem so bad. It also makes me feel good that I've never had to deal with any of those because I almost never come in contact with woman outside of a formal, detached setting. I pity other men who have to go through this. It's nice to see I'm saving myself from these problems!
  • Xspire, on 10/10/2007, -5/+13Wow I don't think I've ever seen a more true article in my entire life.
    • Camphlobactor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2You haven't read enough articles then.
  • eclectro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I laughed. Only saw the list above tho, the site is down.
  • loganhuddleston, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6burried as OK, this is lame.
    • yenshee, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Glad to see I'm not the only one who finds these kinds of lists lame. Maybe this would be cutting edge humour for early Carson, but now?

      Also, the women I have known and dated aren't very much like this at all, and I'm not very much like the male version of this stereotype either (honey, pipe down, I'm trying to watch the big game!). It's all so... boring.
      • AnimalTaglits, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5"Also, the women I have known and dated aren't very much like this at all"

        You are one lucky son of a bitch.
        • dbhaley, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Nah, he's just dating fat chicks. They don't have the leverage to use these phrases.
      • MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Where do you live, Utah?
      • offwithyourtv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"Also, the women I have known and dated aren't very much like this at all"

        I believe you. Such women do exist; they're just not very common. I also choose being logical over emotional and straightforward over manipulative, and my fiance doesn't really fit the male stereotype either. Digg is getting kind of pathetic with all the articles about women and men. No one is forcing anyone to date bitches or assholes. Choose wisely and you will be much happier in your relationships.
  • Sairynn, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3Snarf snarf, Lion-o! This list is older than Mum-Ra.
  • crapmatic, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3I don't need to read about pussywhipping when I can just go over to my friends houses and hear a whole litany of this stuff for free.
  • Sefus, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2This one makes me wish I could just leave my mouse on the digg botton with a brick on it and have it work right.
    *sigh* women.
  • LucasVB, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Miiindgames.
  • MadN, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1810) Does X make my Z look Y?

    It's a trap! Do not answer....
    • MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3You have to answer with "No, of course not" or deal with the uncontrollable sobbing and/or silent treatment for days
  • SantaClauz, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2Dugg by women.
  • TheSexyGeek, on 10/10/2007, -7/+5Most of these kinds of lists are about 70% *****. But this one is pretty accurate.
    • Icebird, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7And 68% of stats are made up on the spot and are *****.
  • Amablue, on 11/14/2007, -7/+12The more of these lists I read the more I get annoyed by them. Sure they're funny for spiteful guys, but I've never come upon any of this stuff in the real world with my GF (and we've been together for five years, so there's been plenty of time for stuff like this to come up). It's just a list of stereotypes, which makes it easy to agree with.
    • kiyyik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Yay! You go with your normal, mentally healthy self! Holy breath of fresh air... :)
    • LuisCypher, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1I call ***** , or one of these applies
      1. Imaginary girlfriend
      2. Post op transsexual girlfriend
      3. you are a woman posting as a man
      4. You don't live together
      I am sorry, I don't believe that you haven't experienced ANY of the things on that list , not even "five minutes" or "Nothing"
      • bjoy4ll, on 11/14/2007, -1/+7LuisCypher you are an obviously an idiot who has never even been with a woman
      • Outdoor83, on 11/14/2007, -0/+1Ditto to Kiyyik. I've never experienced any of these problems. I've been with my wife for nearing 10 years.
    • uberkling, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1The whipping has been known to damage the long-term memory centres of the brain.
  • GeorgeWKush, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3***** this story.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Wow, it sure must have upset you...
  • WildBil, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7WTF - You actually listen to women?
    • crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I wouldn't say "listening", it's more like "hearing". Yeah, I hear women.
  • aussia, on 11/14/2007, -4/+13"Five minutes" turning into several hours applies much more for my boyfriend "just finishing" things on the computer than it does me getting ready to go.

    stupid-ass lists.
    • CCmachined, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2no, did you forget hes probably having to use Windows at your house.? it multiplies time taken to do something, which he is probably used to doing in actually 5 minutes on his Linux box.
    • JLKLacross89, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1I wish I could dig you up more
    • aubbey, on 11/14/2007, -0/+4A-*****-men.

      It takes me about 30 minutes to shower, get dressed and primp to go out. When my fiance is diddling around with his computer and says it'll be about 30 minutes, it often turns into 3 or 4 hours.

      Geek guys are great, but if you date one, you'll usually see the back of his head more than you see his face. ^_^
    • Arramol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2This is true of me when I'm playing Civ IV. "Just one more turn!"
  • JoshuaH, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6"You're just like your father."
  • remo2012, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1All you need is a
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqr-gt93jOE
    • omjeremy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1No offense, man, but that song sucked.
  • super_duper, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3Men, don't take this. Keep your pimp hand strong!
  • monka, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21"We need to talk..." / "I need to talk to you..."
    When you hear those words you know nothing good awaits you relationship-wise... unless you're hoping to get dumped.
    • thephosphorbox, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Heh ain't that the truth. I usually get this one from the wife when she's had the day off and I've been at work. She has all day long sitting by herself to get a bug up her ass and stew over it for a few good hours. So by the time I get home, she's standing in the kitchen with the forlorn look on her face... "We need to talk...".

      *facepalm*
  • nekt, on 10/10/2007, -10/+0Sounds like a list for pussies to me.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

    This is where you smack the ho and do it anyways.
  • sc0utd0g, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1yawn
    • 2bizzzare, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Men, the fact is..."you can't handle the truth"! You don't even want to hear what women have to say accept "ya wanna full around"? THEN we have your attention.
      • TnTBass, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I think you meant "fool" around.

        How does one full around?
  • tuxidomasx, on 10/10/2007, -12/+1the title SHOULD be: 9 Words and Sentences Women Use To ATTEMPT To Dominate Men...

    anyway... here are the proper response for all those words/phrases:

    each woman phrase is followed by an arrow pointing to what your real dude-man response should be

    1. Fine ==> Thats what i thought

    2. Five Minutes ==> Make it 3. Geez, you're always late. Just like my ex. Yea, she was a real slut.

    3. Nothing ==> (This is good. Women should be seen not heard anyway.)

    4. Go Ahead ==> (This is probably a dare. Do it. And if she complains tell her she's a dumbass for giving you permission and getting mad about it later. Use a good metaphor; something like "If i tell you to bring me a beer, why would i get mad when you actually do it.")

    5. Loud Sigh ==> What was that? Did you say something? Yea, thats what i thought. (or you can just ignore her)

    6. That’s Okay ==> Good. Now that that's settled, bring me a beer.

    7. Thanks ==> (say "no problem" BUT keep a tab of this. always good to remember when YOU do something nice for her so you can bring it up later if she tries to act like you never do anything for her. Example:
    Girl: you're so lazy, you never do anything special for me.
    You: *pull out notebook* Au contraire. August 10th. I held the door open for you when you were bringing in groceries. I also bought you a brand new broom and dustpan. *nod decisively and put notebook away*

    8. Whatever ==> Yea, thats what i thought (btw, women love this phrase. it asserts your manliness which will probably get you laid)

    9. Don’t worry about it, I got it ==> Oh, ok. Thanks, babe. You're the best. (even if you say it in a mocking manner, women are emotionally inept. Somewhere along her warped socio-mental path she'll equate it with genuineness and will appreciate your "sincerity" and gratitude. might also get you laid that night)

    as you can see, women say all kinds of dumb *****. but it isnt hard to say the right things back. if you let yourself get dominated by a few words, you need to ask your chick for your balls back so you can stop being a wuss.
  • fragsta, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2By "watch the game" do they mean "play the game" as in "play CnC3" or "play Quake" or "play "?
    • uberkling, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3No, indeed they mean the MANLY FOOTBALLS. Those childish intraweb games are distracting you from polishing your gun and stripping down engines. Now go and grill something!
  • EmperorDristan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4This article only makes sense to me if I replace every instance of the word "woman" with "sitcom character."

    There's a real simple solution. Don't go out with women who act like cliches. There are plenty of them out there. Try picking a mate based on her personality, intellect, and communication skills instead of her resemblance to the factory-farmed bimboids in the porn you wanked off to as a teenager. It works wonders.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Not that all pornstars look like bimbos.
      Not that all pornstars are stupid.
      Not that a good personality and intellect have to exclude good looks.
      Not that all teens wank off to bad porn.
      • simonecaldana, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2indeed, some wank off to good porn.
      • Outdoor83, on 11/14/2007, -0/+1This from someone who goes by 'jugulator?'
  • sazai, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Burried for blogspam and pure idiocy.
  • samurimaster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6how did they get it down to 9
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7The 10th word is their secret weapon and will kill any man who hears or scribbles it down, so the list stopped there.
  • Darksoul, on 10/10/2007, -8/+1***** that ***** seriously you men who lie down and take that attitude are the problem grow some balls and defend yourself and stop using the excuse well if you say that then you wont get laid that remark is old as hell just about as old womens excuses.
  • descrysis, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Yeah I really agree with this list especially number 1 coming from my gf all the time.
    • utahnkid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Girlfriends on second life don't count.. Sorry descrysis
    • shauncorleone, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1By 'girlfriend', do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your d*** every night?
  • WoollyMittens, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2That advert below the article seems strangely out of place.
  • yndy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17wow... how original... a blog re-post of an email that's been circulating the internet for years!
    Wait! I know what will make it better!
    Grammar errors and misspellings!

    *eye roll*

    buried due to blogspam
    • utahnkid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Thats exactly what I was just thinking.. What a waste of time. I think these lists exist for the guys out there who don't get the pleasure of every actually being around the opposite sex and think the out dated stereotypical lines in them are actually true. Didn't they forget the last line? I thought it had something to do with if i didnt send this to at least 10 people my true love would never speak to me. but if i DID.. then something good would happen TONIGHT! Keep scrolling down! No Cheating!i i LOOVE chain spam!!!
  • andrewa, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Just record what you want them to say:
    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oooooh/honey-doll-has-touch-sensors-moans-has-fake-orgasms-288234.php
    • faskippy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0ROFLMAO! You didn't just think that, you wrote it, too!
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