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'Barbie Bandits' nabbed, police say
cnn.com — Cobb County police tell CNN that the two women they picked up and questioned earlier Thursday in connection with a bank robbery have been arrested. Dubbed the Barbie Bandits, the two young women are believed to have robbed a supermarket bank branch and were caught on surveillance camera smiling and wearing sunglasses. Cobb County Police are hold...
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- WiseElben, on 10/12/2007, -2/+74I bet it started as a dare and turned into a double dare.
- CheckMarshall, on 10/12/2007, -21/+39Seems no gun could be used, as the Barbie girls not only didn’t have opposable arms, but their fingers were glued together. Police say the interrogation went well...until the strip search only yielded giant plastic boobs and flesh colored panties that seemed to be adhered directly to the girls bodies. No word yet on if any plastic on plastic action lead to the robbery. More info as it plays in. From the Malibu beach house….this is Ken Doll.
- Krymore, on 10/12/2007, -5/+47I still can't believe that two 16 year old girls just walked into a bank, handed the teller a note demanding money, then walked out smiling with the money. I mean I've watched Pulp Fiction too, but I didn't think that actually worked.
- mickeyknoxxx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16
10 bucks says they made this site.
http://myspace.com/barbiebandits
maybe someone they met on myspace made them do it. ;-) - obrie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14krymore,
They were 19 and the teller was in on it. - knupso, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Obrie beat me to it.
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10"I still can't believe that two 16 year old girls just walked into a bank, handed the teller a note demanding money, then walked out smiling with the money. I mean I've watched Pulp Fiction too, but I didn't think that actually worked."
First off, they're 19, not 16, and second, banks always err on the side of caution, because they're federally insured, anyway, so as long as they cooperate with any demands, no matter how little threat, they're always in the clear. You'll also notice that the amount stolen is never disclosed publicly. Even if the teller wasn't in on it, the default response to such a note is to give the money and hit the alarm button. And tellers have boobie-trapped money as well that they draw from to give to the criminals. The only reason the girls weren't caught *more quickly* is because the teller was in on it. - AntBing, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1@ krymore -The "Barbie Bandits" being 16 is only speculation. The police have only stated that they believed the girls to be between 16 and 23.
*edit - i guess they're 19 - wild, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21What moron coined the term "Barbie Bandits"?
- Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24And they're not very hot either, more like tweaker-bitches. http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070302/capt.wxs10103021355.girl_bandits_wxs101.jpg?x=380&y=187&sig=5hKtxLt0zbTeUXCVelrnoQ--
- cmiller1, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2>>I bet it started as a dare and turned into a double dare
They can physically challenge me any day! - lessew, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1Why did I think that you said "I bet it started as a dare and turned into a double date."? :|
- voldemorty, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Oh noes, they caught the two Barbies...
Will they have a pink jail cell full of plastic furniture with decals stuck on? - gamesector, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@crass22
yuck. - BarryChuckle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7damn. i've yet to see a good looking female mugshot.
and no i dont like the male ones. - Dested, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Did anyone else notice that they were also charged with having an ounce of marijuana on them as well as trafficking MDMA? Thats why they were smiling and laughing, they were rolllinn.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228073bandits3.html - jsharp88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1WELLLLLLL..... i hate to disapoint a whole bunch of you but since I have come across this I figured that i would set everyone straight. 1st off.....the girls were 19. 2ndly......heather (who is the only one i really know) used to be a drop dead gorgous red head. 3rdly.....apparently cocaine doesnt look good on redheads. I knew heather really welll, went to high school with her, almost beat her ass once, and drove her home from school all that high school drama crap. lol and they werent rolling or stonned, they were coked up that day. Oh and it was heathers birthday.....Happy Birthday Heather.....what jail are they in? forgot to send a present.
- bradm81, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2If the girl on the left didn't have hair, I'd say it's Britney and Jessica
- tHePeOPle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1On the smoking gun page.... the girl on the left... her right eye is lower than her left. It's also looking in a completely different direction. ***** that's creepy. They shoulda taken the mug shots with the sun glasses on.
- cactus476, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11What ever happened to comming up from behind and putting them in a head lock?
- famousdave, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Or a good old fashion pimp slap.
- Azimuth1, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16Never send a girl to do a man's job.
- EComni, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45Pretty suburban white girls robbing a bank?
6-month suspended sentence tops.- Lyph4, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I'm going to put my money on "Time Served"
- Neiby, on 10/12/2007, -7/+22I bet you're right. If this were two 16-year-old black kids they'd probably end up in jail for a few years. These girls will get nothing more than a firm scolding. Maybe they'll be grounded for a couple of weeks. If the court really wants to be tough on them, they might even lose their cell phones! Like, oh my god!
- bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Nah there was a black man involved, they'll probably get off because he was using his evil twisted black ways to make them do his evil bidding.
- ray901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Man - they are not pretty, they are ugos! - I can't believe people are that desperate.....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228073bandits1.html
lol - you got dugg up as well - Tsen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I live in Utah, and there was a bank robbery here at the end of last year carried out by a black man. But since blacks are a tiny minority here, they get discriminated on even worse.
The official police description was "black male, 18-40, possibly wearing blue coveralls". Well, if you hadn't noticed, that's a tiny bit vague.
Well, they wound up trying to arrest my friend at a Mexican restaurant the next day. They forcibly threw him to the ground, held him at gunpoint (despite no resistance being given), and interrogated him for several hours. He had a backpack with him, and without a warrant or his permission, they searched it for the stolen money. What came out? A massive pile of Pokemon cards. He'd just left the comic book store next door to get lunch.
Further, the whole debacle involving five police cars and a helicopter didn't even make the evening news.
What a great, fair society we live in, eh? And a note--he got a cash offer from the police to prevent him from suing, but (unfortunately) didn't press charges.
- sleepmaps, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Here are pictures of the girl's after they were caught, they were 19:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/03/02/girl.bandits.ap/story.miller.ap.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/03/02/girl.bandits.ap/story.johnston.ga.ap.jpg- Flump5000, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18dogs.
- reiner15, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27those two sure don't look like a Barbie to me
- deviationer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+36they look like ***** meth heads. hahhahahah.
- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17thats hilarious because of all the people in the other thread saying how hot they looked!
Suckers! - insomuchas, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1I dont see the resemblance. In fact Id say, that is not them. The girls in the b&w photos look younger and have nice skin.
More police incompetence. - CactusChef, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14If they're "Barbie," then Ken should look elsewhere.
- AigenArn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14That'll add two years to their sentence.
- jjesusfreak01, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Meth is terrible, makes cute girls ugly, and glasses should be illegal, they make ugly girls look cute.
- Sp0rAdiC, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15They look a whole lot better in the security camera shot.
- cJw314, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Gah! Where'd teh hotness go!?
- Deluxe247, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Throw the book at them! (Literally - it may make an improvement!)
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10Who the hell looks hot in a mug shot?
- napier, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Wow its amazing what grainy, black & white surveillance cameras can do for your complexion...
- sxtxixtxcxh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5...and apparent weight.
- Number23, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2It's no wonder Ken is gay
- ez12a, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4from the surveillance picture i thought "they're not THAT bad [looking]..."
from the mug shots--i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
- DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Who was the journalistic genius that came up with the "Barbie Bandits"? Stupid. Just stupid.
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2I think it's funny, actually.
- BrK1, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4I was just wondering what happened to these two hotties.
It would be unfortunate to send these two misunderstood white girls to prison to teach them a lesson. Taking away their credit cards and 3-Series BMW would be punishment enough in their society. As they say, let the punishment fit the crime. I suppose if you feel some sort of "cruel and unusual" punishment is in order they could be made to wear only thrift-shop/second hand clothing for a year, but I think that is a little bit extreme for a first offense.- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9yea bank robberies arent serious enough to not let you get away with it atleast once.
- BrK1, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4@Jwoey:
Right. I mean you have to take the persons ethnicity into consideration. I wouldn't recommend letting a couple of minority girls get away with this, in that case they would clearly be a danger to society. But two clean, healthy suburban white girls are really no threat. - BrK1, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4Oh wait, I just saw their mugshots. These are not the upscale suburban girls I thought they were! These are definitely some lower-class chicks, they need at LEAST 20 years of incarceration/rehabilitation.
- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -7/+5Wow, holy wow do you have a ***** up point of view.
I woulda thought you were sarcastic if you hadn't kept it going. you're actually FOR harsher punishment for minorities and ugly people? - Amablue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Obviously sarcasm, dude. It's laid on so thick, how can you miss it?
- BrK1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4@Jwoey:
Yes, but I should also clarify not JUST minorities and ugly people. The poor and handicapped (I mean that as two separate groups, someone in multiple groups certainly needs more than the baseline incarceration) should also be sentenced accordingly.
Jews and Protestants are kind of a grey area. In those cases there are additional factors that should be considered.
I think that covers it, except for old people. They can get a shorter sentence, because the net effect is the same.
Let me know if you need more clarification.
- Mudcrutch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39I bet there were numerous cops volunteering to slap the cuffs on.
edit: AGH just saw pics. ***** YIKES.- JDoggqx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Dugg for the quick change change of opinion.
- devilbody, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228073bandits1.html
More Info.- grobinson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wow, they caught them on possession of marijuana too.
Who say that coming? : /
- grobinson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wow, they caught them on possession of marijuana too.
- PrestonM, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5They are not that "Barbie" in their mugshots!
http://www.wsbtv.com/slideshow/11153240/detail.html?qs=;s=1;p=/news/;dm=ss;w=400 - Fire4Effect, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Police are now on the hunt for Ken, the ringleader. Sources say he may be held up in the Malibu house.
- Samovar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Turns out they're 19 and had a bank teller as an accomplice. They were apprehended 20 miles from the crime scene... it's been what, three days? Brilliant.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=nation_world&id=5084444 - krabat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Jesus, I'm never trusting a security camera photograph again. Those chicks are completely busted.
- CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Busted. Yeah, they got arrested.
Oh wait... I see what you mean.
- CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Busted. Yeah, they got arrested.
- LivingTribunal, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0They don't look suspicious at all!
- goldfenix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Second worst bank robbery I've ever seen.
Worst belongs to a local woman who donned a Santa Claus costume and robbed the local bank.
In a town of about 1,500 people.
She then went home, and was arrested about 2 hours later since half the people in the bank already knew who she was. - rshu4you, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_on_re_us/girl_bandits
Pic of their Pimp arrested too- grobinson, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1why he got to be a pimp?
- bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14because hesa nigro you insensitive clod.
- grobinson, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0He is Black and he was a Bank Teller, but i didn't read anything about him being a pimp
- rshu4you, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ok, their crack dealer.... better?
- grobinson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4ok i do have a sense of humor, and that was pretty funny comeback.
- davesbrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I bet they're not laughing now.
- cmiller1, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Oops, bury
- MinisterOrange, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0I demand a Strip search!... Oh and video taped of course to make sure nothing is missed :)
- finbec, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Did you see the mugshots? It's all yours buddy.
- stormfilter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's like the bank security camera had an "ugly" filter on; the police took a while b/c they weren't looking for some hungover trolls...
- garyblock, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Maybe they have the wrong girls. Maybe the ones they caught are patsies, and maybe the real criminals are government connected. Or maybe this was all an elaborate scheme to frame a black man.
- animefx, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1Sony's Kaz Hirai was asked to comment on the capture of the Barbie Bandits...
Kaz Hirai: "It's Ridge Racer! Riiiiddddddgeee Raccccccer!!!" "Five Hundred Ninety Nine US Dollars!"
I'll probably be dugg down for this, but just -imagine- how it great it would be if a non-sequiter like this made it near the top. Its kind of funny right? - LonesomeFighter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6how did they get caught? they had such good disguises.
- MacGyver2210, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Yeah, I'd love to know where they picked up the 'Hot Suits' that made them look completely attractive in the cam photos. I think the Extreme Makeovers people were in on this too...damn.
- majorwimp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I think these girls had some plastic surgery done after the robbery. They were probably both on the operating table when the tornadoes hit Georgia. Poor faces.
- davesbrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0No way they're sixteen, and they didn't even smile for the picture. I guess robbing banks is all beer and skittles, getting arrested and having a mug shot taken isn't.
- cygnus2112, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Wow, don't go in for a closeup.
- spz104, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'd do them... assuming I can keep looking through the bank camera lens.
Looks like some of us had a case of "bank goggles". - garyblock, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1The marijuana explains it.
Someone should write a book: Why Do Smart People Commit Dumb Crimes?
Related:
http://socsci.gulfcoast.edu/rbaldwin/Why%20Do%20Smart%20People%20Believe%20Weird%20Things.htm- MacGyver2210, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Cool link, but pretty off-topic.
- garyblock, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0No, it's not at all off-topic. These people carried out a scheme guaranteed to fail, and it would be interesting to explore--in book form--the reasons why people commit such crimes.
- CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Sure it's off topic, he was talking about "Why Do *Smart People* Commit Dumb Crimes"
It's obvious in this case there are no *Smart People* to begin with.
- mybentlip, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I bet they are going to be in MAXAM or at least one of them will
- weister42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I'd definitely by their issue of MAXIM. "Sexy robbers revealed!!!!"
Seriously MAXIM contact these two bandits and get them to do a photoshoot.- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3seriously WEISTER look above at their pictures and take it back.
- emergejuice, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Yes, if they don't do any jail time, Maxim and/or Playboy will pay them a lot of money to pose. Great message to send to young girls -- If you are at least fairly good looking, do something stupid to get quickly famous/infamous and then cash out by posing nude/in a compromising position.
- MacGyver2210, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"If you are at least fairly good looking, do something stupid to get quickly famous/infamous and then cash out by posing nude/in a compromising position."
Yes...and?
- MinisterOrange, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Unfortunately I posted the comment about the strip search before seeing the mug shots. Damn those big sunglasses! Nichole Richie is a skinny, ugly whore, and sucks for starting that trend
- wvannus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I know one of the girls, Heather. She was my next door neighbor. Please please please do not blame the parents on this. Her parents are hardworking and mean well, but she just got in with the wrong crowd, started doing pot and meth, and just went downhill from there. She was really into tennis for a while, I played with her every week. She used to be one of the best looking girls at my school (really,) then lost a bunch of weight when she went on the meth makeover. She got caught up in drugs, stripping, abusive boyfriends, all the sort. Her parents meant well and it sickens me to see all the negative comments towards them. Her actions are of her own doing.
- wvannus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Also, if this story is followed, it will be dug up that she had been arrested recently (Jan) for breaking into her parents' house.
- 4UIDigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I have a feeling these chicks got into drugs
- wvannus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Meth and pot. Prostitution and stripping too. See my above post.
- RockMyMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Most women look like this without their make up. Have you people never seen any of the millions of websites with famous hot women without their make up? These women are just as hot as your favorite porn star. I am willing to bet they do Playboy or Penthouse the second they get out.
- pogopuggie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The surveillance images are taken on MySpace angles
- jsharp88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0still trying to figure out how to post messages...lol not a rocket scientist. I'll set some of you guys straight on the story since i went to high school with one of the girls (heather) and knew her pretty damn well. 1st...the girls were 19. 2nd....they went worried about their identities b.c they both died their hair...duh! 3rd....i know for a fact heather wasnt ugly last time i left her, she was a drop dead gorgous red head. 4th cocaine will make everyone ugly. and little tid bits that you may like to know...the girls didnt tell anyone what they did, they did it spontaneously and even went out to a party later that night with the money on them (although no one knew at the time). Oh and it was a special occasion....it was heathers BIRTHDAY!! Heather, when your on your 30 min of computer time in jail and you see this...happy belated birthday. hope you had fun!!!
- ideo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Not very clever post, but... Sweet, dugg it.
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