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You are alone on an uninhabited island.........
rave.ca — What would you choose ?
dan0964- 2781 diggs
- digg it
- haooken, on 11/14/2007, -12/+624Whew! For a second there, I thought I was alone on an Inhabited Island...
- Paroparo, on 10/12/2007, -40/+202Full version: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5734/1169580137464ky7.jpg
Yeah abusing the comment system and whatever.. - jordansampson, on 10/12/2007, -84/+9neither... i could deal with the small of fish.... hmmm wait a min....
- atgunning, on 10/12/2007, -24/+218Possibly NSFW
Sorry for the comment abuse, but I felt that this needed to be near the top. - jgrgg, on 10/12/2007, -9/+326Choose A
boobs and a human mouth
bottom half can be lunch
or dinner - chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -54/+7@ the original image posted on imageshack
I dont want no fish face kids, detrimental the the gene pool - EmileVictor, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38There's a great episode of Red Dwarf called "Better than life" where this joke possibly originated from.
- jsiii, on 10/12/2007, -3/+80Also Futurama, episode Deep South I believe contains this joke... A bit :-)
- aragon127, on 10/12/2007, -34/+12Choose B. Either half could be lunch or dinner.
- Emanji, on 10/12/2007, -2/+581This is not even close. i rather getting a blow job from a hot mermaid than ***** a fish any day of the week.
- Twist05, on 10/12/2007, -85/+541@thefamousone
You think women pee out of a vagina?
*Virgin alert!* *Virgin alert!* - absolutehavok, on 10/12/2007, -134/+15umm... don't they pee out of their vagina??
- moxx, on 10/12/2007, -39/+4Neither...I'd have to split my food with one of those...and thats no good...I want to actually live. Though I guess one of them can fish pretty well...hmm..
- SIRBERUS, on 10/12/2007, -54/+24Wow... I take it none of you guys are fishermen...
Anyone ever see a fish swallow a worm?
B for sure! - fishpen0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+158Choose A, everybody knows that every once in a while a mermaid becomes fully human....but there are no fishhead to human stories...
- Jem2768, on 10/12/2007, -64/+20@thefamousone
"TECHNICALLY the urnine out of the urethra"
Men & Women have urethras and pee ... where's the confusion? TECHNICALLY You're still a virgin... in need of an anatomy course... - michaelb1, on 10/12/2007, -11/+309I'm in my 30's, had sex many times, but I have no idea where the pee comes out on a woman.
- TheClone, on 10/12/2007, -11/+147@Twist05 and Jem
The two of you need to grow up. "Vagina" is commonly used to refer to female genitalia in general, encompassing the vulva and often the urethra. It was obvious the point he was trying to make. How about this one, the mermaid still has to crap so there must be . . . do you see where I'm going with this? ;)
Edit: @ Michael: It's a little known secret that it actually comes out of their left ear. - mutants, on 08/17/2008, -2/+118@TheClone
The left ear? This still confuses me. Since women always pee in twos, there has to be some sort of Rube Goldberg Human Urination Contraption. - spiffyfitz, on 10/12/2007, -43/+13DIGG DOWN!
- anonydigg, on 10/12/2007, -51/+10***** off with the urethra comments...
Woman have a vagina and they pee out of it and ***** with it and that's final.
Anything else you are an encyclopedia pussy enthusiast who's trying too hard. - Al3x, on 10/12/2007, -2/+77Definately A.
It can TALK!! I mean...after being alone for a while you're going to be wanting something to speak to as well as get a BJ from. That fish is scary as *****...I wouldn't be able to look at that thing...let alone put my dick in it. - ucg1, on 10/12/2007, -42/+10Women don't pee out of their vaginas you ignorant *****. You put your penis in the vagina, urine doesn't come out of that hole.
- 98acura, on 10/12/2007, -17/+37@al3x
And talk it will... If you are on a peaceful deserted island... why would you want to listen to a woman babble on about nothing? - dogshaft, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44Fish more than likely have a cloaca, not a vagina. Not something you'd want to be messing around with.
- JimmyChooLove, on 10/12/2007, -35/+19As a woman, I would like to say that you are ALL idiots and will be surprised if any of you have ever been in a relationship with a real female. WE are NOT like men, we don't pee and cum out of the same hole. The vagina is the hole that you have sex with, the urethra is the hole you pee out of. I know it might be difficult to understand this dichotomy, but it exists...deal with it.
- kenjura, on 10/12/2007, -10/+67Incredible. Grab an encyclopedia, boys.
The vulva is the term for the entire genital apparatus, comprising the vagina, clitoris, urethra, and labia.
The vagina is the orifice used for reproduction (and all that entails).
Wow, guys. Wow. - JCSaint, on 10/12/2007, -10/+49"grab an encyclopedia?"
All of you people need to get laid and stop discussing the finer points of female genitalia terminology.... - crilen007, on 10/12/2007, -19/+22There are people who don't know where women pee from? Let alone people in their 30's?!@?
Seriously.. wtf? How big was the rock you crawled out from under.... - donotdigg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+42just reading the comments on here make me wish I -was- on an uninhabited island...
- Dragon88, on 10/12/2007, -1/+84Wait - women pee TOO?!!
- Hellokittie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28guys shouldn't freak out too much about vulva parts, i forget mine all the time. they are too complicated.
- broomett, on 10/12/2007, -12/+6Twist...and he is obviously not alone...At least 63 others dugg his comment up. Probably many more when you factor in the well adjusted humans like yourself that probably dugg the comment down.
the clone...the vagina is what VIRGINS call the entire thing.
Basically, Twist is saying that he wants to ***** the urethra. - LucasVB, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6By the way, this is just a panel of a series of mangas called "Short Cuts" by Usamaru Furuya. Funny stuff!
(sorry for the comment hijacking, just wanted to point out the source in case anyone's interested) - Foamator, on 10/12/2007, -9/+0B can walk, 'nuff sed.
- djm91, on 10/12/2007, -9/+49what do you call the useless skin around a womens vagina?
...a woman - Dradis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+43I'm going to have to go with:
http://kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com - evangelism, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1@Dradis
beat me to it. - LocalDocal, on 10/12/2007, -3/+23Hmm, all of these people saying "You don't know how a woman urinates? You obviously never been with a woman."
I never realized that ***** a woman will automatically transfer full knowledge of their autonomy (including notes with technical terms...) to your brain. Man, I should put on a radiation suit and go ***** an atomic bomb. Hopefully, the knowledge on how to build one will transfer to my head and the government will pay me millions to build one.
In your face, Herophilos and Oppenheimer! - TheClone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6@LocalDocal
I think my French textbook just injured me. - 6cyV7dpXUrZomP3, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2I would choose the one to the left, since I could still get my penis sucked with her mouth, and I wouldn't have to smell nasty fish face.
- jonnyboy88, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2B, since it can talk. (fwap fwap)
- Paroparo, on 10/12/2007, -40/+202Full version: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5734/1169580137464ky7.jpg
- Berkana, on 10/12/2007, -1/+380Chose A, for the following reasons: (presuming sex, rather than conversation, is your motivation)
1) A might actually get you aroused; B is far less likely to get you aroused. And if B does arouse you, you are one sick creep.
2) Despite what they may have taught you in sex ed, it is possible to have sex with A in spite of her restricted choice of sexual activities.
3) It appears that sexual activity with B has the possibility of resulting in pregnancy and offspring. Close your eyes and imagine what that would look like.- xsuite, on 10/12/2007, -5/+78You forget that fish have sexual organs. Id choose A.
- trghpy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+87If you're trapped on an island who would want kids?
I choose A - Cenobite, on 10/12/2007, -24/+91Instead of either A or B, can I have half of one, and half of the other? =)
- Software2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+727"Instead of either A or B, can I have half of one, and half of the other? =)"
What the hell do you want with a giant fish? - NSMike, on 10/12/2007, -44/+105nm, mod me down
- JaytB, on 10/12/2007, -5/+74I would choose A since you could only have sex underwater with B
- absolutehavok, on 10/12/2007, -6/+43Seriously, what kind of freak would choose B?
I don't know about you, but I would be psychologically scarred if I had to ***** a fish! - woz_fraggle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+130absolutehavok, you'd be surprised how quick you get used to it
- darny, on 10/12/2007, -3/+74>>Seriously, what kind of freak would choose B?
>>I don't know about you, but I would be psychologically scarred if I had to ***** a fish!
Not only that, but if you ever got rescued, you'd forever be remembered not as that guy that got rescued from the island but as that fish ***** that was on an island or something. I'd hate to be remembered as a fish *****. - dogshaft, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Don't most fish lay eggs and fertilize them externally?
- spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23"If you're trapped on an island who would want kids?"
Who else is going to train your army of monkey butlers? - shooby, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Mermaids have to reproduce somehow right?
- ohcoaster, on 11/14/2007, -5/+38I'd choose B. At first it seemed obvious to pick A but then I was thinking; Her having the mind of a women, I'd probably have to put up listening to her bitch about stuff, do the chores she's assigned to me first, and then talk her into sucking me off. With B, it's just action whenever I want. B is nothing a (large) brown bag wouldn't fix.
- CountC, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Mermaids have brains, so all this talk about sex, I don't think she would have sex with some of us..
- dielawn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24"I'd choose B. At first it seemed obvious to pick A but then I was thinking; Her having the mind of a women, I'd probably have to put up listening to her bitch about stuff, do the chores she's assigned to me first, and then talk her into sucking me off. With B, it's just action whenever I want. B is nothing a (large) brown bag wouldn't fix."
you make some good points, however, your still a fish *****. - HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15...but Bill Clinton told me that option 2 isn't sex.
- Thrashtastic27, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9I'd chose B, because it can't talk.
- dan0964, on 10/12/2007, -7/+547To be honest, id choose B simply because it's not alot different to what im with now.
- Rickard, on 10/12/2007, -2/+188Now lets just hope Mrs. dan0964 doesn't read digg.
- cwbypete, on 10/12/2007, -6/+73Yeah... cos with a surname like 0964, it'll be pretty obvious to her that it's him...
- TheWife, on 10/12/2007, -2/+242You rotten bastard I hate you I want a divorce
- jjb123, on 10/12/2007, -6/+20"Yeah... cos with a surname like 0964, it'll be pretty obvious to her that it's him..."
This is digg, its almost a given. - Cenobite, on 10/12/2007, -36/+13@ TheWife
Divorce papers contain punctuation, so I don't think you'll be able to understand them anyway. - Omnianimosity, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3hahah ***** me...Its funny to be truthful sometimes isn't it rofl.
- eburing, on 10/12/2007, -2/+257I'd choose A because everyone knows mermaids lose their tails out of water.
- DMCer, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2GENIUS!! The rest of us seem to have forgotten the basics of mermaid science.
- dongcha9, on 10/12/2007, -22/+6I take the mermaid...no work.
- grendel, on 10/12/2007, -37/+9A.
After some head, ask her where the real pu55y is at. - unloud, on 10/12/2007, -4/+277I'd choose A; it normally smells like fish down there anyway.
- yukevster, on 10/12/2007, -97/+7Depends on weather the woman is Black, white or Asian (hint; Asians have way less smell 'down-there')
- CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Thanks for the lesson.
- grubwort, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45Their snatches do go sideways, though.
- groovytrance, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11damn.. you need to either see different girls, or have them bathe every couple weeks.
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -7/+71Theres more than one way to skin a cat, I'd choose A
(That is an old saying, I have no intention of skinning or the tormenting of cats, I like cats)- ominpotent123, on 10/12/2007, -38/+10Ohhhh....... i get it. Theres more than one way to "skin the cat". So THATs what you kids call it these days, skinning the uhh... the "cat", eh?
- jonshipman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+35Actually I can only think of one way to skin a cat...
- AxeSwinger, on 10/12/2007, -42/+151. Lawnmower
2. Hold it by its tail, shake vigorously
3. Give it a bath in hydrochloric acid
4. Let it play with a ball of barbed wire
5. Teach it to jump through a flaming loop, then get it drunk and have it
do it
6. Eat it, cough up a furball, then puke
7. Put it in a paper shredder, slowly (collect bits afterwars, glue and
some assembly may be required)
8. Tie tongue to one car, tail to another, and have them dive in opposite
directions
9. Flamethrower
10. Attach tail to fan, put it on high (the fan)
11. Get a pair of tweasers, pluck one hair at a time
12. Bury it, dig it up a few weeks later
13. Throw it at a fan (make sure it's on (the fan))
14. Stuff it in a mailbox with a quarterstick of dynamite
15. Throw catnip on the launching pad of the space shuttle just before
takeoff
16. Have it roll in hot tar
17. Drop it off a building onto a sharpened sewer grate
18. Toss it in Boston Harbor
19. Use a tire pump to fill it with air, pop it
20. Shave "Saddam rules" on it and throw it to a pack of Kurds
21. Volunteer it for a documentary on pirranahs
22. Cover firecrackers with catnip (light them)
23. Use it as the bat in "mailbox baseball"
24. Throw it at the windshield of someone who annoys you (or just for fun)
25. Tie (or shave) a message on it and throw it through the window of an
enemy
26. Use it as shark bait
27. Train an attack dog with it
28. Volunteer it for radiation testing
29. Volunteer it for Olympic training for the hammer throw
30. Use it as a train brake
31. Put a condom on its head and give it to a Bishop
32. Use it as printer paper
33. Use it as the "kindling" to burn down a billboard (for best results,
douse in gasoline first)
34. Rub alcohol on it and chase it over hot coals
35. Cats love chasing moving things, cut some live electrical wires and
watch them dance (bring your cat, twit)
36. Light its tail on fire and watch it chase it
37. Give the cat and some acid to Skeeve
38. Let it run The Works for a day
39. "Bowl" it over millions of shards of broken glass
40. Experiment with the explosive properties of cat hair
41. Turn on the car while the cat is getting warm in the engine
42. Check the read/write properties of cats in disk drives
43. Test out the hair club for men on it
44. Put plastic explosives in fake mice
45. Drop it off a cliff, repeat until it doesn't land on its feet
46. Feed it to a pack of raving Puce Armadillos
47. Have it figure out the previous entry
48. Wrap duct tape around it, peal off rapidly
49. Have it try to write a 101 (tm) text file
50. Feed it live grenades (and run)
51. Slide it quickly down a slide lined with brillo pads
52. Use it to smoothen the rusty parts on your car
53. Squeeze it through a pipe half its size
54. Chainsaw
55. Throw it at a velcro wall and rip it off
56. Use a cheese grater
57. Feed it cherry bombs
58. See how good it is at "eating fire"
59. Eat fire yourself, and use the cat as a target (great at parties)
60. Use sandpaper
61. Ask it the meaning of life
62. Have Skeeve explain the meaning of life to it
63. Use it in a game of "tethercat" (this entry courtosy of The Far Side
comics inc.)
64. Have it piss off (or on) Cab the Nastie
65. Try to get it inside the computer to accomplish the preceding entry
66. Use hedge clippers
67. Test how good the properties of cats are for making spam
68. Scotch (tm) tape it to the exhaust pipe of a bus
69. Use its face as a guitar pick, gradually move to other parts of its
body (Note to all you sex perverts: No, I didn't have a special
entry just for this number, nyah nyah nyah!)
70. Get a giant, economy size electric pencil sharpener and...well, you
know...um...ok...fine, so it was a bad idea
71. Use it as the lance (or shield) for a good clean game of joust
72. Test its electricity conductivity properties (in any manner you choose)
73. Put alcohol in its water bowl and release it into a mine field
74. Nail the pet door on your door closed, encourage it to run full speed
into the house
75. Introduce it to Butch the pitbull next door
76. Pull its flea collar off, going from head to tail
77. Hang some catnip from the rear bumper of your car (near the tire) and
have the cat chase it, then slam it (the car) into reverse (this can
also be found in the soon to be released "101 (tm) ways to ruin your
transmission")
78. Have it attempt to figure out "f00g and the art of Zen"
79. Severely hinder the existence of one of America's greatest evils, the
trailer park (of course) by using the cat to link two of the park's
power lines, thus shorting out the whole place
80. Use it as a place to stick Post-it (tm) notes
81. Put it on ther head of Raytheon's famous Patriot Missle
82. Put it 5 miles from the intended target of a Scud
83. Shave the American flag on it and sell it to a drunken football fan as
a patriotic souvenir (ok, enough with the belated-gulf-war-patriotic-
stereotypes)
84. Paint it white and bring it to a sheep shearing contest
85. Toss it into the street after it (the street) has been newly tarred, get
some popcorn and wait for the steam roller
86. Treat it like you would a balloon animal
87. Shave signs of the devil on it and give it to a babtist as a gift
88. Teach it to surf
89. Have it fight a big armadillo
90. Ask it why armadillos are such a favorite topic of mine (cats HATE even
the mention of the word)
91. Let it play with your favorite samarai sword (did I spell it right?)
92. Have it use a razor sharp spork (they're so common...) to eat from its
food bowl
93. Stuff its nose and mouth full of sawdust and watch it flip out (place
any desirable sharp objects near it)
94. Feed it green eggs and spam
95. Introduce it to the wonderful world of narcotics (Note: This was put
here in a mood of jest and merriment only, Psychotic Alliance would like
to stress that drugs are of no use, except when writing text files)
96. Use a utility knife (anyone who accomplishes this, please contact me)
97. Poke it with a pen all over its body, let the scabs heal and then pick
all of them off
98. Put it in a time capsule
99. Push it through a screen
100. Just use a razor blade...
101. Give it some swiss cheese (YOU figure it out, hehehe)
from: http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/skincat.html - TheTankengine, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Why would you want to skin a cat in more than one way you sick bastard?
- sephiroth965, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5linking to totse is strictly forbidden.
- plasticgonads, on 10/12/2007, -5/+7A for sure
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -4/+157To rid the Tail of Mermaid A...
"I put on my robe and wizzard hat" - anonymoustroll, on 10/12/2007, -9/+52two holes vs one hole and an annoying chatterbox
...the choice seems obvious.- snerge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+104Fill the annoying chatterbox ....
- d03boy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Walk 50 meters from shore. Problem solved.
- SloppyJoe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+83A all the way... I'd just get creeped out if I had to look at B.
Also, A has a nice rack.- Lyph4, on 10/12/2007, -36/+8A has the titties of a 12 year old.. How is that a nice rack? Nice Racks usually have something in common with Danny Devito's initials.
- thestorey, on 10/12/2007, -19/+9@ lyph4
Maybie he is into that and you need to respect that.
- sleepandtvgood, on 10/12/2007, -5/+90I would choose A and ride her away from said island towards civilization... after she gives head :D
- hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+47She swallows?
- dylanrjones, on 10/12/2007, -2/+129B would not only swallow, but could actually extract oxygen from your seed
- Weilawei, on 10/12/2007, -14/+10Mermaids are half-human, half-fish, not half-bird. ;)
- KnightMareInc, on 10/12/2007, -52/+3this is old as hell
- Cenobite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+155Yes, I believe Socrates contemplated this very dilemma.
- JorgeGT, on 10/12/2007, -7/+9His choice was way poorly...
- Pests, on 10/12/2007, -7/+28B has a mouth too... right?
- seg7, on 10/12/2007, -14/+4YES! And bigger :)
- velocitymonk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9a mouth, but no lips. have you *seen* a fish's teeth?
- refreshments, on 10/12/2007, -5/+25@velocitymonk
Some Vaginas have fish teeth, coincidentally.
(i.e. Oprah)
- baalzebub, on 10/12/2007, -7/+9neither one...
- DonKarnage25, on 10/12/2007, -4/+137You guys forgot to add the NSFW tag to this one. Last thing I need is for people to think I'm looking at mermaid porn.
- evilesttoast, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Don't people think you already do? I mean at my job...
- dargon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+70just tell them it's an ad for starbucks
- Onikun, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3How about you do some ***** work at work, instead of surfing digg?
- DonKarnage25, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Wow.. because my job is very laid back.. and doesn't require every waking moment of my time to be spent on actual work.
- max1574, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15bottom half, but i would smuggle a paper bag in for the head ;)
- doma, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33I choose A. ...I'd fertilize her eggs anyday.
..umm- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38(futurama reference)
- jeffiek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+139Choose A.
B is a myth. - estacado, on 10/12/2007, -4/+113Choose a volleyball.
- S1L3NTC, on 10/12/2007, -7/+67WILSON!!!
- shadow289, on 10/12/2007, -19/+4Nooooooo not Mr wilson!
- Weilawei, on 10/12/2007, -34/+4Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ***** big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ***** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ***** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, *****-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
- meta87, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Cat from Red Dwarf chooses B.
- cyrax6, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Cat: I'm gonna eat you little fishy
- bluezinc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35A-she has a fish tail, she can swim for help after we're done with the lovin. Then, hey, free fish wife.
- hobojesse, on 10/12/2007, -12/+0A, giv me head then i'd use her 2 swim me off the island.
- TimB80, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I would choose A, but I'd have to ask her to remember to shave her neck next time shes shaving
- joebloom, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Of course A, she can still pleasure ya plenty. The top-half fish would just creep you out.
- sponger58, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3A for sure.
- OEMHumanoid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4B) I'd get up in the fish guts, turn it over and do it again...
- bazuden, on 10/12/2007, -11/+19A for the blow jobs and titty *****
- amphet, on 10/12/2007, -3/+81I doubt you will be able to titty ***** those A Cup's, hell my uncle has bigger boobs than that maybe I can arrange something for you.
- amphet, on 10/12/2007, -21/+3B, less talking more sex
- evilesttoast, on 10/12/2007, -0/+44Less sex, more WTF-ing.
- b3mus3d, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9"hey babe... wanna whatthe ***** tonight?"
- PabloIV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20A, for all the reasons that have been so illustriously elucidated above
- ohsin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31i am AB+
- ryanthemadone, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31A mermaid still has to ***** out of somewhere right....
- MAdaXe42, on 10/12/2007, -49/+18No. Mermaids are full of *****. That's why we only ever see Bush's top half.
- OriginalLucid1, on 10/12/2007, -6/+56What kind of hatred must you have to turn a mermaid joke into a hate Bush speech? Get a life dude.
- githoc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+88A - she has hands so can cook and clean too!
- RareSaturn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"There are other things you can do with a mermaid.."
heh heh
- RareSaturn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"There are other things you can do with a mermaid.."
- mashw, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21Why no credit to Ricky Gervais? Naughty.
- Dean129, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Yeah, this is taken from his standup 'Animals', yet no mention of him.
- TwilightKing, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14This must be Mencia's doing!! Alert Joe Rogan!
- ChrisJP, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4"What are you gonna do with 'A' Ricky? Make 'er laugh?" -
Glad I'm not the only one who knew where this was originally from :)
- Sgurdcrimp, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21mermaid.... someone to talk to, handjobs, and some nice head.... ohh and some titties to rub on and *****....
yeah all that ***** better than pussy.... altho i would miss some ass *****- anks, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6You wont miss *****'. Mermaids' got fingers, you the hole. Do the math.
- skEwb35, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I'm lazy, I choose A I don't like work...
- fosenteskotia, on 10/12/2007, -13/+2a is actually turning me on wuite a bit right now.
- Yazilliclick, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28Gotta be A. How the heck is B going to cook for me with no hands?!?
- fatlip, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16jump into a frying pan?
- moley, on 10/12/2007, -3/+64WWJD?
- evilesttoast, on 10/12/2007, -15/+3He would summon his own angel girls, duh.
- MAdaXe42, on 10/12/2007, -0/+93Cut her up and feed her to 5000 people, apparently.
- refreshments, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1He wouldn't do either, he was married to Mary Magdeline, she would not approve.
- ChrisJP, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Well, Jesus got nailed to a cross, so maybe his decision making wasn't all that great...
- jellygraph, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13oh man, thats a tough one...
A is easier on the eye, but I don't like BJ's one 1000th as much as I like proper woohoo... so... er...
oh man.... this is gonna bug me all day. - OneNub, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17How come B doesn't have an anime face?
- grunk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7If she's a bluefish or a pirhana, I'd need to say A.
- selfdisplaced, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7well you always have the chance of Ursula changing her into a full human...so I'd say "A"
- captainbluebear, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2You gave her a name?
- chingy1788, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22hmm hang on
they didnt mention the size of the mermaid
are they human sized like we assumed
or
gold fish size?
or whale? - s14sh3r, on 10/12/2007, -3/+79"You are alone on an Inhabited Island"
*fap*- rcomegys, on 10/12/2007, -2/+58I like how it's just one fap. That's brilliant.
- curtnuggets, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5DEFINITELY A, the mermaid. she is nicer to look at....and she does have a mouth.
- omababy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+61its a TRAP
- tHeSiD, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4one word.... blowjob....
so A -
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