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17 Mugshots of Offenders With Very Ironic T-Shirts [PICS]

thesmokinggun.com — When cops yesterday arrested Daniel Everett for allegedly trying to set up a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old girl he met online, he was wearing a t-shirt pronouncing him the "World's Greatest Dad. As seen in the following booking photos, drunk drivers wear t-shirts extolling their alcohol intake, perverts proclaim their love of Jesus etc

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  • ChayesFSS, on 07/16/2008, -2/+21Surprised there's no 'Nascar' style '1st place'
  • Zybergod, on 07/16/2008, -3/+54I expected to find "Digg This"
  • antz66, on 07/16/2008, -17/+3Love the second guy out of the shoot, "trouble finds me" FAIL!

    Yes it does my friend, yes IT does.
  • tcrescibene, on 07/16/2008, -1/+78A good way to advertise your bail bonds company
    • diizy, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7I wonder why so many bail dudes end up in jail?
      • pastasauce, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15You gotta make use of that employee discount somehow...
    • greenroom628, on 07/17/2008, -0/+40actually, i have a buddy in the police department and he told me that some people come in either without a shirt or clothes, they just throw on whatever free t-shirts/clothes they have to take the mugshot. apparently, (1) you can't have a mugshot taken without any clothes and (2) bailsbond places give police/sheriff departments free t-shirts just for this purpose.
      • phibit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3An informative digg comment... And near the top of the page, too. Thank you!
  • digmark, on 07/16/2008, -1/+26Self-aware of their pre-disposition. Interesting.
  • theregoesdave, on 07/16/2008, -1/+10At leas it's the perfect time to have a bail bondsman's number on your chest.
    • yaddayaddayoda, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1The phone number should be printed backwards so that you can read it in a mirror.
  • UnFriendlyFire, on 07/16/2008, -3/+107Oh, the ironing!
  • Polarize, on 07/16/2008, -18/+9Criminals all seem to have one incredibly damning, external thing in common: They are ***** UGLY.

    Get the firing squad and rid the world of this trash.
  • louiebaur, on 07/16/2008, -0/+10Out on bail is a nice one.
  • microview2007, on 07/16/2008, -0/+36He should of worn the other one that said, "I rooted your daughter's box and I didn't use a Trojan"
  • RubberChicken24, on 07/16/2008, -7/+16How is that ironic?
  • teriyakisause, on 07/16/2008, -2/+9It's almost as if they woke up in the morning and knew they were going to jail.
  • deSouza3, on 07/16/2008, -7/+1The first guy is about 6 ft high!
  • have, on 07/16/2008, -8/+2http://all.fuseurl.com/fi
  • Khanvalescent, on 07/16/2008, -3/+97Almost all of these are APPROPRIATE rather than ironic. Ironic is becoming one of these overused, misused words (e.g. surreal, tragic, hero).
    • DeskFlyer, on 07/16/2008, -0/+35Agreed. Ironic shirts would be ones that read "I will never get caught" or "Free forever" or something like that.
    • blackmoth, on 07/17/2008, -8/+1Yeah, just like Rosie O'Donnell is "becoming" fat.
    • howdareyou, on 07/17/2008, -6/+2A porn star moving to Bonnerville isn't ironic. A porn star moving to Virgin Town is ironic. Does everyone understand now?
    • Steeeeve1, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1Another overused word would be "I'm gonna digg this even though it's stupid"
      • phibit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Another overused one: "This isn't a word this is a sentence."
  • dildoolielly, on 07/17/2008, -10/+4Definitely a Bush voter
  • BennyGreenberg, on 07/17/2008, -8/+3Ya Just gotta Love Irony
    • 801NvizioN, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7Ya Just gotta Love Forgetting To Capitalize gotta. Am I Right?
    • phibit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2Ironically, nobody likes your brand of irony.
  • cquilliam, on 07/17/2008, -2/+37I don't know about anyone else, but a lot of these look fake. There's just something about it, like the lighting is different on the letters than on the rest of the shirt.
    • endlessoul, on 07/17/2008, -1/+10I know because I've seen some photoshops in my day.....

      Okay, no, really, these people really wore these shirts. Don't have too much faith in humanity.
      • turpialito, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4It's also possible that these are real and the letters may have been sharpened and lighted to accent or emphasize them.
    • rudeboyskunk, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7Out of all the people who get arrested and processed every day, somebody had to be wearing these shirts. It's not ***** Glamour Shots.
    • joauri, on 07/17/2008, -0/+0Even if these are photoshopped, some idiot was probably arrested wearing that. I see people (I'm a paramedic student. So I do field work with EMS.) with "I'm the best mom" being arrested for beating their kids. It disgusting.
  • xmizzbojanglesx, on 07/17/2008, -4/+2Dugg for #17's pouty lip
  • Weekapaugr00ve, on 07/17/2008, -2/+17dugg for "support your local hooker"
  • wrathchilde, on 07/17/2008, -0/+30Irony is when you have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Love Irony" and you get rear ended by someone reading it. It is NOT ironic if someone honks.
  • Prod1gy, on 07/17/2008, -2/+23Yeahh...some of these look a little sketchy. Photoshop? Some of the fonts seem really familiar and the lighting seems a bit off.
  • benroy, on 07/17/2008, -1/+28My favorite part was how all the images were conveniently located on one page.
  • NoctemSaiyaku, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15The "I'm Sorry. My Fault." looks like the exorcist
    • 0011002, on 07/17/2008, -1/+1Exactly what I was thinking. I wonder if she puked on the cop..
    • bitterbug, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2She doesn't look like Max Von Sydow at all.
      *He* was the exorcist.
      Linda Blair was the possessed.
      • NoctemSaiyaku, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2Her name was right there but I couldn't remember
    • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Her picture really scared me
  • Vetteguy182, on 07/17/2008, -7/+4Is #10 Linda Blair? Uncanny!!!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Vetteguy182 ...
  • Xoti, on 07/17/2008, -9/+4Thats racist,Theres only one black guy.
  • Teradoc, on 07/17/2008, -1/+16Wait...this is a list and it says it is a list and it is on the front page but not from Cracked.com?
  • sevenslashfour, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6Stop going for stupid, easy submissions, please.

    Especially if they've been on the front page/top 10 several times in the past few months.

    And stop abusing the word "irony" :(
  • PhoenixAvatar2, on 07/17/2008, -10/+3http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/07 ... (#5)

    Daniel Craig???
  • roberts1111, on 07/17/2008, -3/+3"I am not santa, but u can sit on my lap anyway!"
    Pedop alert!
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/07 ...
  • IllBeBack, on 07/17/2008, -2/+7It looks like that if you own or are wearing a T-shirt advertising a bail bonds company, you are a criminal and have either already been in jail or will be in jail sooner or later.
  • Torx, on 07/17/2008, -5/+9most of these have to be photoshopped..
  • petaganayr, on 07/17/2008, -5/+2Where is the irony!!!!!!!....aarrrrgghhhh!! Plus, I think most of the shirts were shopped!! aaarrrggghhh!!!
  • munawarali2, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3The absolute lack of humanity in those faces is frightening. A system that arrests people like this is only looking after the elite. These people need help, not jail.
    • billbillbilly, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1those people are probably drunk or high, and pissed off to be there. you be smiling?
  • 801NvizioN, on 07/17/2008, -1/+3The 2% angel girl has the devils eyes.
  • macattak420, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Thats fantastic guess they realized well im goin to jail... lets do some funny *****. 2 thumbs up on that find
  • doctorinfierno, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2Is number 10 Linda Blair?
  • Doubledeuce06, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1Shopped, buried.
  • jave8u, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Hehe, the monkeys :D

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/07 ...
  • Mikejoneswho5, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2I was watching cops, and a drug dealer had a "dare" shirt.
    i lol'd
  • tacotruck08, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1517 pages!! ***** THAT
  • jakeou812, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2BUT WHAT ARE THEY IN FOR?? How do we know if any of it's ironic? There's no irony here, just mugshots with stupid t shirts
  • notmiya, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5I don't get the one with the old man wearing the "I'm not RELIGIOUS I just LOVE the LORD" shirt... Everyone else has a shirt doing with alcohol, hookers, and bail bondsmen

    So WTF?
    • NebCanuck, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5Probably the only truly ironic one after the first page... ironically.
  • 12916studios, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5LMFAO! I have that first T-shirt...the one that reads "Trouble Finds Me." Ever funnier, though, is that I am wearing it right now.
    • kds405, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2Oh than perhaps maybe you can tell me who's winning....Undertaker or HHH?
  • paulmer2003, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Damn, most of these people look so pitiful. lol. I guess that's typical for mugshots.

    And, is it just me, or does #17 look pretty masculine?
  • FahrenheitPark, on 07/17/2008, -0/+0That was pretty great.
  • neodude237, on 07/17/2008, -2/+6Buried for using too many pages
  • Sqlawl, on 07/17/2008, -7/+117 pages does not go well with my new iPhone
    • negativefx, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8that sucks! try killing yourself for using an article as an excuse to gloat that you dropped five bills on a phone
      • pHreaksYcle, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5It's not a phone! It's SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!

        ***** apple people...
      • giggl3, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Agreed, iPhone sucks all though I wouldn't mind one if it were given to me.


        Then I could I burn it.

        Haha
      • bitterbug, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Might as well burn it if you were given a free one in Canada. The fees here would still make it not worth using.
    • goleopards1, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Douche
  • vivalanation734, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1this is what happens when CNN runs a story on your site.
  • barfnugget, on 07/17/2008, -2/+2I am so annoyed at people freaking out over the misuse of irony.

    Okay...we get it...you guys know what irony means and you want everyone else to know that you know.

    Good for you.



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