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  • gulpy, on 07/01/2008, -5/+827I wish there was an option to arrange icons by penis... :-(
    • abbelito, on 07/01/2008, -4/+85Even if this is fake it is still ***** hilarious.

      Btw why hasn't it been made available as an option to draw lines on your desktop on how you want to arrange your icons? Though then in these guys would really feel like they've wasted their time: http://macenstein.com/default/archives/1280
      • afidler, on 07/02/2008, -2/+85Is there really any question of whether this is fake or not?
      • EvilCan, on 07/02/2008, -1/+40You wouldn't think so considering there are credits at the end...
      • girlgames, on 08/03/2008, -0/+0Amazing. If you like games like Halo, check out my site full of free flash games for girls. http://www.egirlgames.com/. It's not quite as good as Halo, but it's easier to multi-task since all of the games for girls are online available in the browser already.
    • kmotiv1, on 07/02/2008, -1/+50I can arrange my icons by penis.
      • CrushThemTorg, on 07/16/2008, -1/+1But can you arrange them with penis?
      • gotspeed1212, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2i can arrange them with my ipenis
        :)
    • btschul, on 07/02/2008, -3/+61I'd rather arrange them by *****.
    • artfiend77, on 07/02/2008, -3/+21Amen brother, amen...wait, what?!
    • darkciti2, on 07/02/2008, -5/+37"Look dude, I don't want to get into the details of IP telephony..."
      "You Pee Telephony?"
      "hehe"
      "I pee urine... hahaha, I totally fell for it!!"
    • Asvetic, on 07/02/2008, -9/+1Lotus Notes can arrange by Penis. It's under the window menu, dork.
    • lgh0s7l, on 07/02/2008, -4/+2this made my day
    • DeathfireD, on 07/02/2008, -1/+19This needs to be made into a weekly show or vlog. I would definitely watch it!
    • PleaseJustDie, on 07/02/2008, -1/+5Just wanted to say, this can be found on: http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/ and has been submitted to digg before. 1500 diggs but didn't make it to the front page before, gotta love it.
    • LeeSoong, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7Actually that would be a great feature:

      Saving desktop icon locations.

      Sure seems silly, but you could make different profiles:
      work, games, boss, spouses, kids
      and go back and forth to the different icon set profiles.

      The Next new feature on OS X 10.6 !
      • Namco, on 07/02/2008, -6/+3That's just retarded. Like icon arrangement is a feature that anyone needs?
  • RandomHero420, on 07/01/2008, -6/+311I hate when my sales report is part of the right testicle.
    • AlekseiVasiliev, on 07/02/2008, -50/+4I had lusted after the Asus P5Q for months, ever since I saw her in that gorgeous brushed-metal Lian-Li case. She seemed so sweet, so innocent, the way she happily and silently accepted those long, smooth DIMMs. I would watch her all day from my slot in the Dell Precision 690, waiting for the day when I knew she would have to accept my contacts into her willing, open sockets.

      I knew exactly what I would do to her. She had never seen me before; she didn't know what to expect from me. I would slide into the case and head straight for those gaping sockets, sliding my pins right into the slot. She would be unable to cry out due to my excellent implementation of state-of-the-art design and technology dampening her sounds until they were nearly inaudible. Nobody would know but us.

      Finally, at long last, when I was sure I could wait no longer. The day came, and the new computer was ready. I was removed from the Dell case in preparation for the installation in the Lian-Li. I could see the side of the Lian-Li lying open, revealing all of the Asus' most sensitive parts to the world. She had no idea what was in store for her.

      I was brought closer and closer to the Lian-Li. I secretly enjoyed the terror that slowly became evident on the Asus' face as she realized what was about to happen to her. My pins brushed against her socket, causing her to let out an involuntary shudder. I braced myself as I was lined up for full insertion.

      CLICK. There I was. Finally I was inside her. The sensation was incredible. Tears ran down her face as I reveled in filling her sockets to their maximum capacity; I could almost feel her writhing under me, trying in vain to escape.

      This was unlike anything I had ever felt. I could feel the tips of my capacitors beginning to bulge in anticipation. As wave after wave of sensation flowed through me, I noticed the Asus' cries getting louder. Suddenly, my capacitors burst, spraying the Asus with hot, sticky electrolyte. I gradually came to rest, and the only thing audible were the faint whimpers of the Asus as she came to terms with what was happening. I knew that this was only the beginning...
    • Katana314, on 07/02/2008, -11/+3...I'm sorry, thing is, you can't arrange them by penis.
  • bootie, on 07/01/2008, -6/+74Sales guys = Helper Monkeys
    • SEN5241, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9Except with Helper Monkeys banging away at typewriters, there's a chance they'll eventually randomly create the works of Shakespeare sometime within a billion years or so.
      • Dested, on 07/02/2008, -0/+10Or potentially a matter of seconds!
      • scoot2006, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1So, what you're saying is that sales guys will do something right once in a billion years? Sounds about right.
    • dclowd9901, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6Helper Monkeys that make so much more money than I do. God Bless America.
    • Henko, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4Yet they are the ones who make sure you get your salary every month ;) Plus they make more money than you. Life sucks eh?
      • LeeSoong, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1and they get reimbursed for all the drinks they buy for the bimbos they are trying pick up in the bar...


        Nothing like a few thousand dollars bar tab for a whole party to make the accountants weep...
    • sodade, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1not "helper" monkeys, Handshake Monkeys.
  • Thoku, on 07/01/2008, -4/+400thats freaking genius.
    • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -1/+37the exchange editing was definitely the best part.
    • silfiriel, on 07/02/2008, -10/+2Yeah, and what's the OS this guy is using, MACXPunix?
      • piwy, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7Ever heard of parallels?
      • silfiriel, on 07/02/2008, -13/+1no, I've heard of dual boot and virtual machines, but something like that on the video isn't possible...
      • deacont23, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9VMWare.....
      • Cimlite, on 07/02/2008, -0/+8Remote desktop and terminal windows... what's so not possible about that?
      • Calibur, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3LOL .. silfiriel ... oh I mean Chip is that your name ?
      • silfiriel, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1oh, look at us, we're all so freakin' smart. we regularly flip through multiple OSs because we need it and we know it, and ordinary people that have one OS, no parallels and the rest of the ***** aren't so cool. In fact they should all be imprisoned untill they learn all programing languages, how to build a computer from scratch that would support five OSs running at the same time including Vista.
        (yelling)Prison for all non-geeks!
  • gd1107, on 07/01/2008, -15/+268If this is real, I wanna work in that IT department.
    • muzy, on 07/02/2008, -11/+5its not, can you see the site he is trying to advertise...... watch 40 seconds into the vid, alt_tab

      this video is cool but it fails at advertising.
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 07/02/2008, -2/+13Random, I Know, but...

      "You can't arrange them by Penis."

      ^_^
    • ethangk, on 07/02/2008, -10/+4Also, this was posted on techcrunch about a week ago as fake,
      http://thewebsiteisdown.com
      • smoger, on 07/02/2008, -1/+17you needed a website to tell you it was fake?
      • ethangk, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1no but im pointing it out for gd1107
    • plnegative1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+20It has credits at the end.........
    • slayernine, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1But still getting paid to sit around a play games until a problem arises is a pretty sweet gig. Anyone out there have a dream job like that? I had to argue with my boss to just let me install Firefox let alone a video game...
      • StandardsDT, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6Working in an IT Department as a Hardware Tech I do this pretty much every day checking digg, mixx, facebook, gmail, playing UT 3 and Universe at War on my laptop. It gets really boring fast, and you start wishing the day is over already the moment you walk in the door, well at least I do.
  • screwy3333, on 07/01/2008, -25/+5rather play Theme Hospital on OS9
  • cpostier, on 07/01/2008, -11/+127I have never ***** myself soo hard before.

    • po43292, on 07/02/2008, -1/+16You really ***** yourself? It was ***** hilarious though.
      • Dested, on 07/02/2008, -1/+88Apparently he ***** himself often, this was just the hardest one.
      • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -3/+2Didn't you?
    • DephexTwin, on 07/02/2008, -1/+35How often do you ***** yourself?
      • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -8/+3Quite frequently. I stock up on Depends for the occasion.
    • lostradamus, on 07/02/2008, -1/+4Then you've never been to Mexico.
    • daveluke1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1haha its funny cuz it sounds like you enjoy ***** yourself.... google scat.
      • daveluke1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1also 2girls1cup 4girlsfingerpaint 2girls1finger.....tubgirl.com, fartsex.org (i made the last one up)
  • Jpardue, on 07/01/2008, -5/+611Whats your password? it just the letter "a"
    • handler, on 07/02/2008, -7/+54as in apple, rofl.
    • Cannon49, on 07/02/2008, -3/+83Hand, meet forehead.
    • dlite922, on 07/02/2008, -1/+35I wonder how long it takes to brute force that password

      0.0000001 second!

      lol
      • derbestemann, on 07/02/2008, -0/+27yeah, every idiot knows you should take the letter "z"!
    • iadiggs10, on 07/02/2008, -0/+23Yeah, that's even better than spaceballs: 1-2-3-4-5
      • HotBaconSauce, on 07/02/2008, -0/+36That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
  • garrettsdiggs, on 07/01/2008, -7/+977i haven't watched a fake 9 and a half minute video all the way through in a long time.. brilliant!!
    • mdp8889, on 07/02/2008, -1/+33true but wow sooo good... *goes to show friend down hall*
    • Peroxyde, on 07/02/2008, -2/+26Yea, kinda obvious considering the ssh connection to the webserver is "root@localhost". Nevertheless, good video.. But the changed voices were pretty annoying.
      • parallax7d, on 07/02/2008, -0/+33yeah, and he had the screenshot transfered from mac os through remote desktop to the appropriate windows 95 background folder without doing anything
      • PAStheLoD, on 07/02/2008, -20/+1plus deleting all the icons, without confirmation.. including "my computer" :|
      • bno545, on 07/02/2008, -0/+25he didnt delete them he just moved them to the bottom right corner
      • ray4389, on 07/02/2008, -2/+4This makes me want to switch from CS to IT sometimes...
    • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -3/+7that was fake?
      /sarc
      • muzy, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1yep, he is trying to advertise his company by cliking alt_tab choose firefox.
    • BlinkSumGreen, on 07/02/2008, -6/+2Porn...
    • ABadPerson, on 07/02/2008, -5/+4So you have never seen a fictional movie before?
  • dwninjungleland, on 07/01/2008, -9/+144Is this by the makers of You Suck at Photoshope? It has the makings all over it.
    • topshot2219, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6The frame where Monster.com is up seems very YSaP-esque
    • virtualsnyper, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1exactly the first thing i thought too. martin sergent's been trying to get Donnie on Internet Superstar but it's been a no go.
    • DeathfireD, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4they really need to make this into a weekly/daily show or vlog like You suck at photoshop.
  • kpne1home, on 07/01/2008, -6/+34Simply amazing. Funniest video on Break since the "Super Mario Brothers is Frustrating"
    • po43292, on 07/02/2008, -6/+4annoying as hell but also hilarious.
      Edit: OK funny for about 3 minutes.
    • macrowe, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0Just watched that Super Mario Brothers thing - funny as hell. Memories.
    • cwmather, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2Thank you for the Super Mario Brothers is Frustrating reference, it was hilarious. The dude sounds like Christopher Walken.
    • idiotonuni, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1completely agree...that's exactly what i thought of when i watched this
  • abbelito, on 07/01/2008, -10/+66It's funny how the description says that "voices have been altered to protect identities" and yet they show a picture of one guys face and mention both the name of certain employees as well as the company itself.
  • damagicsausage, on 07/01/2008, -8/+296THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING VIDEO I HAVE SEEN ALL YEAR!

    I wanted to see him DELETE all the icons after setting the wallpaper as the background. LOL!
    • dclowd9901, on 07/02/2008, -1/+8I loved the CYA on the e-mail he was supposed to get.
    • Commodore84, on 07/02/2008, -23/+3Uh, he did delete all of the icons.
  • abbelito, on 07/01/2008, -14/+168It's fake, it's a part of a series. Or it seems to be the first part of a series at least.
    http://thewebsiteisdown.blip.tv/
    • aspec, on 07/02/2008, -3/+205Of course we know it's fake. What IT guy restarts a webserver on a sales guy's whim?
      • sexybobo, on 07/02/2008, -1/+26that is what i thought. First thing you do is remote in to their pc and make sure they it is actually your web site they are complaining about.
      • mikhial66, on 07/02/2008, -2/+65The credits didn't give it away?
      • StingingNettle, on 07/02/2008, -2/+38an IT guy who no longer gives a *****?
      • andymion, on 07/02/2008, -2/+10a distracted IT guy who wanted to shut the sales guy up.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I'm going to go with "a stupid one". Of course most of those aren't really IT people. They were just the one sitting closest to the server...
      • minorgods, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5Maybe not on a whim, but I have done it out of spite...
        Course in my day it was IT playing quake2 with the bots skinned to the sales peeps pics. You can't imagine the stress relief of putting a bullet into the head of Bill after he bitched about a font in the AR system. :)
    • citirae, on 07/02/2008, -1/+38please let there be more like this
    • bwdd, on 07/02/2008, -1/+43is this gonna be another digg weekly thing?
      • bmystry, on 07/02/2008, -1/+40we can only hope!
      • fxu1989, on 07/02/2008, -1/+18I don't mind if it is... it's a lot better than most of the crap that goes to the FP here.
      • po43292, on 07/02/2008, -1/+10hope so
    • tama00, on 07/02/2008, -1/+15What video that isnt fake has credits at the end lol

      But stil very funny
    • da_bradler, on 07/02/2008, -1/+9lol it has credits at the end it isn't fake it's a skit. fake implies it was trying to be real.
    • Fubarepublic, on 07/02/2008, -9/+0Who cares! That story is so close to the truth it make me cry tears of how miserable IT work can be. (And funny)

      Boss said "go do this"
      U said "I can't it will mess things up"
      Boss said "Ok I will do it then, show me how"
      U ok
      Boss "OMG! Its ruined it"
      U I know

      Boss "Why did you do that?"
      U do what?
      Boss ruin the website like that.

      U "Sigh"

    • zeromous, on 07/02/2008, -1/+3Yeah if you're a real IT nerd you probably don't have time to play Halo...Only the mini-geeks we get to answer our calls all day long while we're watching EURO Cup or something have time for that *****.
    • delau, on 07/02/2008, -2/+1reminds me of the you suck at photoshop production
  • drethedog, on 07/02/2008, -2/+34Company ran by Elves?
    • Cloud7654, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6It's the Keebler Elves' IT guy.
    • samthurston, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1is MC Chris the sales guy?
      • l034me, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0LOL i thought the same thing.


        I want candy, bubble-gum and taffy...
  • RoyHobbs, on 07/02/2008, -20/+8obviously fake, but still funny
  • badwithcomputer, on 07/02/2008, -5/+108i thought i was bad with computer!
    • Archer007, on 07/02/2008, -2/+64You are.
    • Olivaise, on 07/02/2008, -1/+21I'm surprised you made it this far.
    • tgunner, on 07/02/2008, -2/+4Help computa.....
      • sinoth, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6Stop all the downloadin!
      • SoCalGolfGeek, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2I dun know much about computers other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play 'em....
      • kenelbow, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Oh HELL no! What's up dog?
    • Alegoo92, on 07/02/2008, -4/+3Well you're certainly bad with grammar!
  • Miamisun, on 07/02/2008, -9/+8Saw this on Entensity.net yesterday. Hilarious. Seems like some elaborate sletch. Things just seem to flow too perfectly.
  • awfulgrace, on 07/02/2008, -1/+18sounds like mc chris...
    • TokenWhiteGuy, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1"I got all of your cassette tapes."
  • DjArcadian, on 07/02/2008, -15/+6I have a feeling this will be one of the most popular Diggs evar!
  • hypnotiq, on 07/02/2008, -6/+38***** YES! Very nicely done, if his is fake they did a fantastic job with the sales guys attitude.
    • RSterkenburg, on 07/02/2008, -3/+28Unnecessary swearing? Check.
      Unnecessary capitalization? Check.
      Somewhat useless comment? Check.
    • pablo82, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4' if his is fake they did a fantastic job with the sales guys attitude'

      If this is real then they did a lame job with the credits at the end...
  • acceleration, on 07/02/2008, -7/+12I can barely understand what these people are saying, I know the pitch was raised but it sounds sped up too
    • doingallright, on 07/02/2008, -3/+22It is sped up, thats why the pitch is higher
  • espowari, on 07/02/2008, -3/+89Props for the CCTV in the server room!
    • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -0/+10CCTV watches you masturbate to the RAID arrays.. trust me. My boss has commented on this one too many times and I never believed her.
      • vladimirpoopen, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10Did she use her usb powered vibrator while checking you out?
  • handler, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9Repost, but this is the best video I have seen. I've already watched it 6 times, doesn't get any less funny!
  • galvo, on 07/02/2008, -1/+166Haha, my life. The best part is when he adds Chip's mailbox to his exchange and deletes the sent email.

    Oh and, "Did you try to reboot yet?"
    • handler, on 07/02/2008, -1/+122"I already rebooted 3 times, like you always tell me to do."
    • ian937262, on 07/02/2008, -5/+2I used to work in a telecommunications shop monitoring the hardware in the Air Force. Always wanted to be in IT. What'd you do to break into the field?
    • SwitchXFactor, on 07/02/2008, -0/+8I don't think it was Chip's mailbox, I think it was another of the IT staff letting him know that soft restarting the server wasn't working and it would require a hard reboot.
    • rschenkel, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3It was his boss' mailbox. He deleted it from the sent items folder, so his boss couldn't find the mail he sent him... Very clever...
  • imhalfpirate, on 07/02/2008, -11/+4This is hilarious. Some people are just idiots. "it's just A, like apple." and AOL? Mannnn.
  • demonstealer, on 07/02/2008, -20/+2Dugg for Windows VM on Ubuntu
    • neflar1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+10You fail
    • SuperSneaks, on 07/02/2008, -1/+22You mean Windows VM on OSX? It's ok. I know that Ubuntu and OSX look nothing alike so you would have a hard time telling the difference.
  • KlassyGuy, on 07/02/2008, -13/+5This wasn't on reddit yesterday Sarcasm

    Hilarious... but I HATE team killers!!!
  • sirlancelot88, on 07/02/2008, -42/+3***** IT guys
  • pamrdigg, on 07/02/2008, -1/+38What, no arrange by penis??
  • a1cd, on 07/02/2008, -2/+309wait wait wait... you can get to the internet without AOL?
    • aralls, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6yes, but you have to have the AOL promo disc in the drive - either 3.5" or CD.
      • smoger, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9i tried the 3.5" version but it didn't fit in the dvd drive
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1No no no! You have to buy something called a... ah hell... Zip drive... You can just plug it into one of the rectangle ports on the front, that should work. LOL (laugh out loud) trying to put a floppy into a CD drive!
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    i can has pedo bear icon arrangment?
  • Hellothere123, on 07/02/2008, -14/+5Instead of dragging the icons out of the screen, the guy should have right clicked desktop, go to View, and uncheck "Show Desktop Icons".
  • elliotps933, on 07/02/2008, -8/+0This is exactly how I react to stupid people!
  • Po0py, on 07/02/2008, -3/+31You can't arrange them by penis.

    :D
  • xtractor, on 07/02/2008, -3/+49WHOA! somebody just moved my mouse too! wait, that was me.
  • vibrate, on 07/02/2008, -14/+0old
  • GuitarHeroDenn, on 07/02/2008, -1/+82Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    • Devotia, on 07/02/2008, -0/+33Are you sure it's plugged in?
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7Go behind the computer and make sure it is plugged in.
    • virtualsnyper, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4I miss that show =( I thought NBC was supposed to pick it up. Wonder what happened. They had the original Moss in it too.
      • lcarsdeveloper, on 07/02/2008, -0/+8Series 3 of the UK version is coming, probably by Christmas 2008.
    • flxfxp, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9The problem is between the chair and the keyboard
    • lcarsdeveloper, on 07/02/2008, -0/+13Please contact the Reynholm Industries IT Department to resolve your query:
      http://www.reynholm.co.uk/it.php
      Moss and Roy are both available to assist you.
    • Rainmaker90, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1They're making another season in Britain I think...They want to do an American version. Moss was to be the only character to carry over though? I can't remember the details, but they do exist!
    • Earthacis, on 07/02/2008, -2/+1Season 2 IS out.

      http://btjunkie.org/search?q=It+Crowd+Season+2
    • doshindude, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1When is that show coming back??? It was so hilarious..
  • galvo, on 07/02/2008, -2/+98
    Haha and when he remotes into the guys computer and sees the hideous ***** windows screen saver. Hahahahah
  • MikeHoe, on 07/02/2008, -0/+25NIce, I want more
  • MidnightRIder77, on 07/02/2008, -11/+5I want a blueberry Snaple!
  • minorgods, on 07/02/2008, -1/+39"They call it online. you have to get the page online."
    I wish I could double digg...
  • AlekseiVasiliev, on 07/02/2008, -11/+0Yay digg comment system
  • druciferre, on 07/02/2008, -2/+57I'd like to know what kind of remote desktop software he's using.
    • electromage, on 07/02/2008, -2/+5I think he was switching computers with a KVM, and running VNC for remote control.
    • boobyman, on 07/02/2008, -0/+10The sales guy had an OPEN VNC icon on his desktop.
  • salvadorwii, on 07/02/2008, -0/+20im confused, is he using macos, windows and linux in virtual machines?


    or its the video fake
    • clickwir, on 07/02/2008, -0/+28yes and yes

      VM's and/or remoted in to other systems.

      And yes, the whole thing was staged. It's obvious.

      Funny, but totally staged.
      • manitcor, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4the give away is that no self respecting IT shop would let a tech restart a production server just on the word of a sales moron. Further, only ONE production web server? You would have to not like your job at all to put only a single web server up as "production"
    • darkciti2, on 07/02/2008, -1/+16He using OS X (with quicksilver) and he's running virtual machines and some remote desktop software.

      I'm not sure what he's using for IP phone, tho.
      • sycsix, on 07/02/2008, -0/+34skype for the phone
      • bmystry, on 07/02/2008, -1/+20I thought it was skype? I think its skype!
      • Scaryclouds, on 07/02/2008, -0/+26He's not using quicksilver. It's called Command+tab.
    • rbflurry01, on 07/02/2008, -0/+13Skype
  • ThankTheCheese, on 07/02/2008, -4/+287that was some seriously l33t switching between Mac, Windows and Linux!
    • darkciti2, on 07/02/2008, -48/+3Only possible with OS X.
      • xkorbin, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9..vmware?
      • Fubarepublic, on 07/02/2008, -2/+1Only possible with OS X.

        Yeah NM I state stupid things at parties sometimes too...
      • tama00, on 07/02/2008, -5/+2Haha you know hes right.

        You cant run a virtualised Mac OS under VMware on any operating system.

        Yes i know there are ways. But there's no _LEGAL_ way to do it.
      • Chakz, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1So you also can't listen to a song on your computer without having paid for it right?
    • darkciti2, on 07/02/2008, -5/+21Dude, I meant natively.

      In this video, he's running OS X with Remote Desktop, Firefox, Skype, HiJaack, ScreenGrab, the Finder, and Terminal.

      I'm not sure what the video recording app is, though.
      • electromage, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6It's probably an external recorder, attached to the video port.
    • MuffinFlavored, on 07/02/2008, -0/+24I totally agree!

      Also, I think Skype should sponsor this, because now I totally want to get a ton of Skype credits so I can be as cool as him.

      And I though using remote desktop to help my mom who is 30 feet away from me was cool... :(
    • idiotonuni, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1I noticed that too. He amazed me.
    • Gforce20, on 07/28/2008, -0/+1I don't care if I grow up to be an IT worker, I want that!
  • alexkball, on 07/02/2008, -0/+27this is absolutely amazing. i have no idea if it's actually real, it probably isn't. but good lord did i laugh.

    edit: watched credits...not real but i could care less.
    • jparkinson, on 07/02/2008, -4/+4its definitely fake... there are too many things most companys wouldn't allow... like halo etc. but it is a pretty realistic and hilarious depiction
      • Vorsuc, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1are you joking? Support companies at the places I've worked allowed Halo, WoW, all kinds of stuff. I'm a dev and I get to run Eve while I work.
    • spyderveloce, on 07/02/2008, -0/+13That is not true...I worked for a huge insurance company as a helpdesk tech and we used to play Doom and Quake all the time against the other IT departments. The managers did not care as long as the calls were handled properly.
    • sotjian, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3It isn't real.. but it's a good indication, in a round about sort of way, what my day, as a SysAdmin, is like.. minus the Halo playing. Users have asked me to reboot the internet , add a feature to Microsoft Word and yelled at me cause the software DVD player has a little square and triangle instead of saying lay and stop.
      • zeromous, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I agree, this is pretty close to my day as you can get (minus halo)...except I'd probably be a lot less pleasant with the sales guy after treating me like that...oh and NOT reboot the server just because some G-money sales gangsta told me to.

  • yayintertubes, on 07/02/2008, -4/+86Funny as *****. Dugg for awesomeness.
  • infiniphunk, on 07/02/2008, -14/+1totally lame, I hope they fire him.
  • Niallgriff, on 07/02/2008, -2/+4It's called fiction, humorous fiction, who told you people that everything on the internet was supposed to be true?
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