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  • badwithcomputer, on 07/23/2008, -1/+179sometimes you can read a headline and just instantly know it's from break.com
    • willster580, on 07/23/2008, -4/+6Lets see "hot girl," "wheelie" and "faceplant." I think you're on to something here.
    • ayeroxor, on 07/23/2008, -3/+20sometimes you can see "my.break.com" and just know its from break.com
      • damian7, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2sometimes you can see "Offbeat" > "People" and just know it's from break.com
    • nicksource, on 07/23/2008, -8/+11The video is also fake... and she's gay, obviously.
    • tmart, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2so what is the issue with Break? why so many complaints?
      • gordeaoux, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3break.com: mildly funny, crappy quality 15 second videos of dudes or hot chicks smashing their face into something played back 3 times in increasingly slow slow motion with a generic soundtrack.
      • swraman, on 07/23/2008, -1/+3and what are the negative aspects of break?
      • andcal, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1I can only speak for myself, but I hate their player controls. You try to pause it, and it plays anyway (especially if it is buffering). You move the slider anywhere, and it automatically unpauses. It's very annoying if you are trying rewind a clip, but not play it back instantly (if you want to wait and let the rest of it buffer, or if the whole thing is already buffered, but you want to play it back in a second or two and show someone else).
  • 120394, on 07/23/2008, -7/+25i wonder how hot she is after the faceplant?
  • carpespasm, on 07/23/2008, -2/+48This is why you wear a full helmet and at least long sleeves if not a jacket, especially for stunts.
    • marx2k, on 07/23/2008, -0/+5This is also why I don't get why people riding around here at ridiculous speeds, doing dumb *****, don't wear helmets. It's like watching Darwinism on 2 wheels.
      • Markpdotcom, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2They call them organ donors here :)
    • whatsthatsmell, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1who cares if she didn't wear a helmet. made the video better. i also wouldn't have cringed if she were wearing a helmet.

      People who don't think of this stuff deserve it. I just hope those same people have video cameras too.

      don't get in nature's way!!!
  • rypic7, on 07/23/2008, -22/+4dudee! i found a picture of the girl after the accident!
    http://cinefantastiqueonline.com/wp-content/two-fa ...
  • KokomoNYC, on 07/23/2008, -1/+65I think these videos are better when the annoying, MTVesque edit comes AFTER the raw footage.
  • TheCash, on 07/23/2008, -2/+36So when did stupidity + ***** balance start equaling hotness?

    Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I like a girl who can land her ***** when the camera is rolling.
    • megamod, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4she even had wheely training wheels...if that makes any sense.
    • Quaterni0n, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2There's no correlation. I don't know how you managed to link those two together.
    • Paulish, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Dude, you just said you like scat porn to the whole world.
    • alex4u2nv, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1yuck! You've looked at wayyyy tooo much 2 girl 1 cup videos!
  • algaeturd, on 07/23/2008, -1/+129On digg: "hot girl" = any female. At all. With a pulse, sometimes without.
    • SniperZ, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3seems to be the case...
    • gtownplaya, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2So true.
    • arcooke, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2http://www.petaimg.com/uploads/1216927569.jpg

      Oh, wait.. you meant female as in human female.
    • Paulish, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1So the vast majority on guys digg is not shallow, and some are creepy. That's not so bad.
    • cmw72, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1That reminds me ... I heard that Estelle Getty died the other day. Just FYI.
    • JasonHaley, on 07/24/2008, -1/+31- Smile a lot:
      Girls like a guy who smiles. So the more you smile the better your chances are when she's looking.

      2- Don't blink too much:
      The less you blink the more the girl knows she has you undivided attention. It's simple!

      3- Compliment her on her dress:
      Girls spend a long time choosing dresses, and you should look for the reason why your particular girl made that decision and compliment her. For example: She's wearing a flowered dress. Then say "Nice dress, I like the pretty flowers."

      4-Don't compliment her clothes when she's wearing jogging pants, but do compliment her personality:
      Look guys, a girl knows when she's not wearing something pretty so the last thing you want to do is make a compliment on something that is not pretty and then end up looking fake. So now is a good time to work on her personality. If she's wearing jogging pants it's maybe because she's tired so say: "Wow! You're a hard-worker!"

      5-Don't be sexist:
      Now is a good time to let go of all those sexist things you may say behind her back to her friends. You don't want her to catch you saying it and you shouldn't be degrading women in the first place.

      6-Defend her honour:
      Being the "nice guy" has its perks but there will come a time when you need to defend her honour. If another guy calls your girl a sexist name, then defend her dignity soundly. Step up to the plate, nice guy!

      7-Buy her flowers/chocolate/candy/cards/jewelry:
      Girls love all of the above in different combinations. Don't just buy it for her when she's upset but on normal days without reason. If you think this may be too expensive then remember that flowers can be free and chocolate/candy can be bought in small quantities. This should save you enough time and money to eventually buy her jewelry.

      8-Make her laugh:
      Come on guys, what girl doesn't enjoy a good joke? There's tons of them on the internet to memorize. Just don't use any ones that refer to sexuality as she may think you're implying something (That you want to have sex.)

      9-Pay for dinner more than half the time. Some girls aren't comfortable with a guy buying the dinner all the time, so let her buy when she chooses to. However, if you're prepared to buy MOST of the time, it shows that you're always willing to support her if she ever needs it. Remember guys: Statistics show that due to sexism in the workplace, women earn almost 25% less than men. This is outrageous and something our society will need to conquer. Until that happens, you'll be there to help her.

      10-Do her doggy-style:
      Girls love it doggy style. What can I say?
  • Conway, on 07/23/2008, -5/+5ugh. what a ***** video. Nice music and replays.
  • 223Sniper, on 07/23/2008, -4/+8US: 10 Japan: 9.5 Germany: 9.5 Russia: 5.5 China: 9
  • mrblue182, on 07/23/2008, -5/+17That's not even funny.
  • Revolution101, on 07/23/2008, -0/+20that wasn't that great at all.
    the replays got annoying, i just wanted to watch the clip in its entirety.
    and the clip itself wasn't that great. vertical faceplant... hilarious. but diagonal faceplant into road rash.. not so much.
  • Hax0rJimDuggan, on 07/23/2008, -9/+2I'll tell you what's funny - watching girls eat shat. Now that's funny!
  • baskingturtles, on 07/23/2008, -5/+2close shave!
  • Evildudetx, on 07/23/2008, -2/+8Gotta love stupid people. They make safety gear for a reason......you may not look as cool, but damned if you can walk away without injury.
  • DigitusAnonymus, on 07/23/2008, -1/+33And this is frontpage material...
    • MOJIRA, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3Hey it's either this or the cheap crappy Dark Knight flip phone.
    • theOster, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1i'm telling ya - any of this kind of crap and 9 times out of ten the submitter joined digg this year
  • WhoDoneIt, on 07/23/2008, -4/+1....and she even had a wheelie bar on the back.
    Maybe she should have considered getting training wheels as well.
  • surfchicky23, on 07/23/2008, -2/+7This was quite pathetic and sad. Especially advertising it as a hot chick.
  • deathfix, on 07/23/2008, -8/+7I like the way she face plants right thurr, right thurr.
  • solsurvivor, on 07/23/2008, -5/+1moar?
  • The_Red_Monkey, on 07/23/2008, -0/+10I hate break.com's editing.
  • PresidentSoup, on 07/23/2008, -1/+13Break's video codec is horrible.
  • brainscab, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4there is something sad about seeing a girl having a klutz moment... like the first few seconds after they fall and then they realize that they are too big to cry, and then a few seconds later they start to feel real stupid because they have temporary lost any symbolence of grace that they once had...

    anyway, that video was tarded....
  • nycmac247, on 07/23/2008, -5/+32 types of motorcyclists:
    1) those that have been in an accident
    2) those that will be in an accident

    (sorry)
    • wilsgrant, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Statistically speaking, one could say the same thing about drivers in general.
    • joshblufs, on 07/23/2008, -1/+22 types of people who travel in motor vehicles.
      1) those that have been in an accident
      2) those that will be in an accident
    • philz, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1I second that.
      /motorcyclist
    • proliance, on 07/23/2008, -2/+52 types of people who make generalizations
      1) dumbasses
      2) idiots

      Feel free to digg me down and say I just made a generalization.

      BTW, I rode for years and never had an accident. Now that I sold my bike, when am I supposed to have this accident?
      • RobotLeAwesome, on 07/23/2008, -0/+10oh it's coming, one day you'll wake up on a motorcycle, and blam! cancer.
    • mbelleghem, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Don't see why people are digging you down, it's true.

      /Lead 90 / CBR250RR x 2 / CBR400 / ZX6R / ZX7R (not all at once)
      /missing bits off one finger
  • Darth, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2I wonder how many were more enthusiastic/eager in watching the video due to the "hot girl" part of the title vs "wheelie into ..." part.
  • sockpuppets, on 07/23/2008, -1/+8Digg is about 3 days from being completely morphed into 4chan. Kevin, sell now. Abandon ship.
  • CannedMango, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Least Annoying. Editing. Ever.

    It's so smooth you won't notice the 5 ADD faceplants.
  • joshblufs, on 07/23/2008, -0/+7Editing sucks...
    Oh and fullface helmets are only for suckers who like keeping their teeth. everyone knows proper riding gear is T-shirt shorts flip flops and a backpack filled with sharp metal objects. You may live in a state with a helmet law in which case you sould get one of these http://www.helmetsetc.com/images/helmets/dh/dh-sku ... Its just the sort of minimal protection you want when your stunting.

    p.s. full disclosure i invest in skin grafting technology.
  • goreyend, on 07/23/2008, -2/+3the head line should read Girl Face plants, why is she hot?
    • yacks, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1i agreee... her face is too damn long.. not a very good face i bet even before face plant..
  • krnldmp, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3Too ***** stupid for a helmet.
  • hammerpants, on 07/23/2008, -2/+25"I'd hit it." -Pavement
  • Commodore84, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3She's lucky she got away with only a few strawberries. She easily could have had a broken nose and teeth broken off at the gum line.
  • MoralThreat, on 07/23/2008, -1/+6Who in the ***** edited this?
  • PGPirate, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1Well i could go with the easy, of course she wrecked, she is a girl. but i wont
  • AngeloM3, on 07/23/2008, -3/+1I find it amusing that she didn't even attempt to put a hand down to brace herself for impact.
  • DjOverEZ, on 07/23/2008, -2/+1My 4 favorite words: Hot, Girl, Wheelie, Faceplant. Who would have thought I'd see them all in one amazing Digg video!?
  • Kapitaine, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4How is it something like this gets Dugg so much? I just don't get it. It's not even a great video.
  • gregdogum, on 07/23/2008, -1/+4How do you know she is hot?
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  • Firespray1138, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2It took me about 2 minutes to understand what the hell the headline was trying to tell me.
  • zippe, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2im getting pretty tired of these break.com faceplant video links.
  • drunkmonkey01, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2weak faceplant. plus theres not really enough evidence to call her hot, so buried
  • gmacnay, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0A Female Squid rider...nice
  • iMyst, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Yeah, look at those "hot" blurry pixels... Also wtf, horribly edited with worse music. Get this ***** off Digg.
  • mcool119, on 07/23/2008, -0/+7Break.com, buried. ***** that frat boy *****.
  • DraxusD, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2funny, but buried for the irritating editing
  • RobotLeAwesome, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Hot girls wear helmets.
  • LavaWarrior, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4POW! Right in the kisser.
  • mojoface, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2She might want to learn how to ride a motorcycle before trying wheelies.

    Lesson #1: Do not max out the throttle if you are losing control of the bike
  • erasenrewind, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0ow! that musta hurt.
  • consciousNOT, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Probably just knocked a couple of cold sores off.
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