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Top 10 Worst Realtor Headshots

ericbramlett.com — In a profession not always know for being professional, it's pretty amazing what some agents will do to set themselves apart in a bad way. These are all actual headshots, of actual agents, actively online. Take a look and see what you think.

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  • EricBlackwell, on 12/29/2007, -20/+3Too funny...BTW-How did you get the photo from one of the agents in OUR office?? grin

    Eric
    • SlvrEagle23, on 12/29/2007, -1/+8The comments box in a Digg article and the "Reply All" button in your Outlook window serve two completely different purposes.
    • punx777, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1"Hire me or my child will starve!"
  • annabegonia, on 12/29/2007, -16/+9Emo Realtor was pretty cool!
    • DarkSamus, on 12/29/2007, -4/+13if you don't sign, he slashes
    • Zique, on 12/29/2007, -4/+7Cutting a deal should be easy for him, but I'm just afraid he would slash the price too much.
  • Emused, on 12/29/2007, -16/+6It is a sad commentary of myself, dugg hoping to find open house mayhem and escrow carnage.Oh well back to Halo.
  • chas46, on 12/29/2007, -11/+5 Creepy, funny, and what's with all the 'got milk?'
  • affol, on 12/29/2007, -11/+4The gay couple at #3 is hilarious :-)
  • roguedragon, on 12/29/2007, -12/+7Good lord. What were these people thinking. O.O
  • wesleywinston, on 12/29/2007, -19/+2Great Job with the this one eric -!
  • piratebr0adcast, on 12/29/2007, -14/+7Things like this are the reasons I go to digg. :)
  • DennisPease, on 12/29/2007, -21/+1These are funny Eric. I each one of us could come up with a Top 10 for our city. lol
  • webgrafix12, on 12/29/2007, -14/+2FUNNY!!!!
  • Bacitoto, on 12/29/2007, -19/+0These are funny Eric....thanks for not putting me on there!!
  • whatthefu, on 12/29/2007, -11/+7God I'm starting to get sick of Top Ten lists.
    • HalfBurntToast, on 12/29/2007, -1/+3Than you should enjoy this article because it is in fact a bottom 10 list.
    • sdellboy, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1"God I'm starting to get sick of Top Ten lists."

      Maybe stop clicking on them then? It's not like the title isn't giving it away for you....
    • marx2k, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1I bet you couldn't give me the top ten reasons for that...
    • BossKey, on 12/30/2007, -0/+2Interesting. What are your top ten worst top ten lists?
  • DarkSamus, on 12/29/2007, -6/+22what's with everyone calling out eric to thank him and *****? do you know him like that?
  • Prototek, on 12/29/2007, -11/+12LOL. You forgot this guy Eric.
    http://www.ericbramlett.com/about.php
    • wiifm69, on 12/29/2007, -2/+51994 called, they want their javascript rollover images back
      • Bittervirus, on 12/29/2007, -1/+1They probably want their catchphrase back too
    • MattnJax, on 12/30/2007, -0/+3Hahaha... Eric should have added his own photo, the one of him standing by a guardrail, to that list
  • Neuticals, on 12/29/2007, -3/+5#6 is the best 'Creepy Uncle Roy' stereotype I have ever seen....
  • maxpower2911, on 12/29/2007, -9/+9Boom, Headshot!
  • L4WL3RS34L, on 12/29/2007, -10/+7Buried as inaccurate. I didn't see anyone get headshot.
  • jaschen, on 12/29/2007, -6/+390 diggs and its down. Weak server.
  • Albo23, on 12/29/2007, -11/+9http://duggmirror.com/people/Top_10_Worst_Realtor_ ...
  • xxTazxx, on 12/29/2007, -3/+1...and digg effect. Mirror anyone?
  • chesstwin, on 12/29/2007, -6/+3I can sense a bury party coming, MUST RESIST
  • drunkmuppet, on 12/29/2007, -18/+15Mirror: http://www.ericbramlett.com.nyud.net:8080/worst-re ...
  • ericbramlett, on 12/29/2007, -3/+8sorry...on the phone w/ them right now. I talked to them twice this morning & they assured me it wouldn't be a problem.
  • anonymous6237, on 12/29/2007, -1/+22This guy needs to be on there:
    http://www.cobbledick.net/
    Yes, that is a realtor's site
    • Berkana, on 12/29/2007, -0/+8For a moment, I thought that link said "gobbledick.net"
      • homersaysdoh, on 12/29/2007, -0/+5I wonder how many times his classmates turned the C in his first name to a G.
        • marx2k, on 12/30/2007, -1/+0Gean Cobbledick? Those must've been some stupid classmates.
    • eexlebots, on 12/29/2007, -1/+3"Good 'ol fashion service!"
      • Nevarius, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1lol.....thou i did find whats left of that a bit more disturbing. "putting your move first" and a pic of a kid.
    • SyntraFTW, on 12/29/2007, -0/+3Notice its a .net. Is this because Cobbledick.com is already registered?
  • Lutremi, on 12/29/2007, -1/+8Link's down, a mirror doesn't work, one has no pics...
  • benjony, on 12/29/2007, -2/+7I love the one where dude says, "I'll Serve You". Best one hands down!
  • pagit, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2I'll server you - what adds to the stupidity factor is that the shot is done in the hallway of his home
    In the first got milk i thought the lady on the left was actually a guy in drag until I read the commentary
  • dildoolielly, on 12/29/2007, -3/+19HI MY NAME IS PATTY AND I'M YOUR AGENT!
    I'm going to speak really loudly and excited about whatever over-priced piece of cr@p house I try to shove down your throat! Did you notice my makeup and perfume? I put WAY too much on. It's my way of trying to cover up the 45 pounds I gained after I have birth to my kid. My husband then lost interest in me and now has sex with Thai hookers when he goes on business trips for his WIlly Lomanesque sales trips! Can I interest you in this split-level Colonial which has gone 500% in the past six months? The markets fueled by low interest, interest only loans which will entrap you like an 18th century negro south of the Mason Dixon Line- hi, I'm Patty!
    • marx2k, on 12/30/2007, -0/+0Wait, what's wrong with Thai hookers?
    • wilf_brim, on 12/30/2007, -0/+2Dugg for getting the sale pitch down perfectly.
  • bigteebo, on 12/29/2007, -1/+3I dunno, I'd bone the bikini-clad babe in #1. She has a cute bulldog too(in a "cute pet, I'd adopt it" sense, not in the other sense of what I'd do to that realtor)
  • MechaFalcon, on 12/29/2007, -1/+3The usage of the little girl in "Hire Me Or My Child Will Starve" is absolutely sickening.
    • MattBD, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1I can't stand it when people have their child's picture as their Facebook profile pic, but this is so much worse.
  • OhSn4p, on 12/29/2007, -9/+5Eric himself is no looker:
    http://realtown.com/img/articles/_Eric_Bramlett.JP ...
  • wesleywinston, on 12/29/2007, -0/+0Seriously? Why you gotta put him on front street?
  • OwlFlavored, on 12/29/2007, -0/+9Here's a word everyone should learn: molestache
  • jimjoebobbillyb, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2The creepiest thing about #2 is that this DOUCHE dolled up his LITTLE daughter, and put a freakin' "FOR SALE" sign pointing at her!!
    talk about crass...
    that's GrrrrrrRRRRROSS!!
  • aceakm, on 12/29/2007, -2/+0I've met #6. His name is Michael Pollack, and he owns a movie theatre, and a ton, and I mean TON of real estate. And a minimall in Tempe Arizona. Anyways, he gave a $100 Christmas bonus to all of his employees at the theatre when I worked there in 2006, which is generous since I had only been there two weeks. Nice guy and an even nicer car.
    • whorunbartertwn, on 12/30/2007, -1/+0Yeah Pollack is the heavy hitter for commercial real estate in the East Valley. I've never met him in person but every picture I've seen leaves me wondering where Marilyn Chambers or Linda Lovelace are.

      http://www.mesachamber.org/Meet%20Your%20Board/Pol ...
    • wilf_brim, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1Sounds like the dude is a heavy hitter, why can't he spend a little bit on his image, so he doesn't look so damned creepy in his pictures?
  • lehmon, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2Why the hell can't digg at least temporarily host the pictures.. pisses me off every time I try to look at a popular story and it's no longer there and there aren't any working mirrors....
  • demicritter, on 12/30/2007, -4/+4Eric is a loser.
  • tony23, on 12/30/2007, -0/+13Anyone notice how the "For Sale" arrow is pointing at the kid?
  • rykthia, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1lol, that means that out of all of the pictures they took of the mustache guy, the one shown there was his favorite
  • pinguwin, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1While not a bad headshot issue, there was a realtor who asked this in his ad. Is your agent *A Reiki master? *A peaceful warrior? *Able to solve problems holistically before they happen *In touch with the earth?

    Yep, he asked all those things. He was in Boulder, CO. No surprises there.
  • futureisours, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1I'd hit it.
  • SpoonMachine, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1I think at this point we've officially run out of "Top 10" lists.
  • slothika, on 12/30/2007, -1/+0It disturbs me to see the 'for sale' sign arrow pointing right at the little girl posing for the camera...
  • TheSkunkMonkey, on 12/30/2007, -2/+2I really hate it when clients demand stupid photos..
    http://www.superteamhomes.com/
    God, I hope my client doesn't catch this post!
  • booradley7, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1Add this one: http://www.zoobat.com/img/bettyjomorecock.jpg
  • booradley7, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1Add this one: http://www.zoobat.com/img/bettyjomorecock.jpg
    • bobcrain, on 12/30/2007, -0/+0so good you had to say it twice?
      • booradley7, on 12/30/2007, -0/+0Blame Digg, not me. Besides, Bob, I thought you were dead.
  • JGFox, on 12/30/2007, -1/+0#1 is #2 25 years later
  • HotDogBun, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1Dugg in hopes of ruining someones career.
  • elf25, on 12/30/2007, -1/+1it's even worse... http://www.reagentinct.com/category/bad-mls-photo- ...
    shows the disaster of what happens when you put a camera in the hands of the avg. agent. Thank Gods that it's not YOUR house they are attemping to sell.
  • Spoomeister, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1I can't be the only person who expected to see pictures of realtors who were shot in the shoulder or ear.
    • whatamaroon, on 01/06/2008, -0/+2what do you expect when its a realtor submitting their own stuff?
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