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Secret sex life of wombats [w/ terrifying pic]

theage.com.au — A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire.

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  • ToeCracker, on 02/06/2008, -3/+24Okay Education time. Now you know why when someone from Down Under says: He makes love love a wombat it's because he . . . 'Eats, Shoots, Roots and Leaves'. For American to 'root' someone in Australia is to ***** them!
    • cresswga, on 02/06/2008, -1/+22Shouldn't that be Eats, Roots, Shoots and Leaves? Otherwise he might need to see a doctor about his "premature" problem.
      • kaph, on 02/06/2008, -0/+7We don't usually include the shoots bit. So it's usually, "Eats roots and leaves".
        • BladeMelbourne, on 02/06/2008, -1/+6As a Victorian, I was taught the 5 "F"s of dating: Find them, Fone them (Tasmanian spelling), Finger them, Fsck them, Forget them.
        • darienphoenix, on 02/06/2008, -1/+8You can say ***** here, city boy.
          • BladeMelbourne, on 02/06/2008, -0/+9/dev/hda4 doesn't agree with you...
    • RedHairedMan, on 02/06/2008, -1/+8Okay Mr. Educator, now my next question: Who the ***** got paid to sit around and watch wombats *****? That sounds like a punchline more than a serious study.
      "What do you do?" Oh I'm a wombat voyeur. I wait until they're *****, then I rush out and get a picture of them just as they're cuming. Wait, where are you going?
    • cactus476, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves
  • kamikazicondon, on 02/06/2008, -3/+63i'm gonna show her my O-face....Ooo Ooo
    • Samsong, on 02/06/2008, -3/+5You'll never get the opportunity, my friend...
    • MRintheKeys, on 02/06/2008, -0/+0The Wombat?????
    • dylan420, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2I'm gonna take her on a ride on my bone rollercoaster
    • theelectricafro, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1The only reason I checked out the comments was to make sure this one was here. So here is my backup
      " Ohh.....would you fu*k me? " /Ala Jason "Jay" Mews
  • Haidoken, on 02/06/2008, -2/+13Room Service, please send up a paper bag
  • magnus3994, on 02/06/2008, -2/+83dugg for the picture
    • ClavinJ, on 02/06/2008, -13/+1that is wat this article is about
      • SmpleJohn, on 02/06/2008, -3/+16"wat" is usually spelled with an "h" - here, like this: what.
    • kiiwii, on 02/06/2008, -2/+1I'd like to see that wombat fight the dramatic prarie dog.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
    • rootneg2, on 02/07/2008, -0/+1I imagine a (very bad) Chris Tucker movie, where in one scene this wombat pops out of somewhere unexpected and they do the scream, cut, scream, cut, etc. thing.

      it would be the highlight of the movie.
  • suzywang3000, on 02/06/2008, -10/+2AH! I have nightmare for month now - bad pizzler!
  • D4CH, on 02/06/2008, -2/+20He came.
  • peestandingup, on 02/06/2008, -6/+3"Hey, Baby!"
  • Nougat, on 02/06/2008, -5/+37Pic: Not Terrifying
    • lyrica42, on 02/06/2008, -1/+4Agreed. It's amusing, not terrifying.
    • KingGorilla, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Just a teensy bit when I first opened the page
  • paintpro, on 02/06/2008, -0/+14This officially replaces the dramatic hamster as my favorite rodent
    • rayraym0fucka, on 02/06/2008, -4/+1Wasn't it a squirrel?
      • JavertHolmes, on 02/06/2008, -0/+5Prairie dog.
        • KingGorilla, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Following the trend of this thread the scientific name would be Cynomys
    • BladeMelbourne, on 02/06/2008, -0/+7Should I book you a hotel room? A wombat is a marsupial - and weighs 44-77 pounds.
  • borez, on 02/06/2008, -3/+5Dugg for title alone
  • NoCt1, on 02/06/2008, -1/+15I actually laughed at the picture. That is a pretty funny looking picture...
  • wilhoitm, on 02/06/2008, -3/+2Is it me or does that pic of the wombat look like Danny Devito? ::-)
  • dsendecki, on 02/06/2008, -3/+36This pic has meme written all over it. LOLBATS anyone? WOMBATURDAY?
  • aaabatteries, on 02/06/2008, -10/+2This is from '05...
    • revjustin2, on 02/06/2008, -2/+6Are you the same person who likes to say you liked Micheal Jackson before Thriller came out, too?
  • flxfxp, on 02/06/2008, -13/+3I felt disappointed. Plus this is old. Buried.
    • ChronicColonic, on 02/06/2008, -0/+3The wombat didn't satisfy you? He must not be kinky enough for you.
  • AnotherBrian, on 02/06/2008, -0/+8Well, isn't this how you're supposed to have sex?
  • windowi, on 02/06/2008, -0/+8Dugg for the most awkward wombat picture ever.
  • ChronicColonic, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2The Captain and Tennille are going to reprise there 70's hit...Muskrat Love. Wombat Love will be in a thrash metal style. It will still be a ballad.
  • pax85, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Aahahah, so cool :D
  • Mutton, on 02/06/2008, -0/+8Wombats are freakin' awesome.
  • kucing, on 02/06/2008, -1/+2:-o
  • Greenergrass, on 02/06/2008, -2/+0Funny report. Ah ah sad men don't dance a lot!
  • cbrunet, on 02/06/2008, -2/+3How you doin'?
  • RedRummy, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1only 7 times? what a wuss!!
  • pigtown, on 02/06/2008, -1/+2Who hasn't made that face after good sex?
  • DeFex, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1if that is terrifying then the government is working way to hard to keep you scared.
  • buddamus, on 02/06/2008, -2/+10I for one welcome our new wombat overlords
  • blanktarget, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1I haven't even looked at the picture yet but the caption is priceless.
  • jellygraph, on 02/06/2008, -1/+2Ha ha... and here comes the money shot!
  • matthewf01, on 02/06/2008, -3/+1errrr...sfw?
  • midbc, on 02/06/2008, -0/+3A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks

    eHarmony here i come
  • bjs3171, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1sounds like an average night of sex, for me....

    (ok, maybe not)

    btw, i woudln't exactly call that pic "terrifying". more like "hilarious".
  • KlogereEndGrim, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Didn't even get to see any action.. meh
  • weeeezzll, on 02/06/2008, -2/+10Anyone else think that Wombat looks waaaaay too much like Brian Posehn?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75 ...
    • Crashwithuhk, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Thank god I thought I was the only one.
  • Aidanjalali, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2OOORLY?!
  • wombat02, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • uptwolait, on 02/06/2008, -1/+5Vidi, vici, veni ... "I saw, I conquered, I came"
  • PaperMonkey, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1So I'm the only one who read that as Wopat not Wombat and wondered what the hell scandal a 'celebrity' that old could get up to..?
  • minorthreat, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2Yesterday I noticed the weird lady in office has a "wombat crossing, next 5km" sign hanging near her cube... I said WTF is a wombat. Today digg show's me a picture and explains how they mate. Thank you digg and thank you pizzler.
  • wankelrotary, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2Well! Thank God we finally got that nailed down.
  • BigLLamasHouse, on 02/06/2008, -2/+1I live in West Virginia and found this highly educative. Anybody know where I can mail-order me one of them Wombats. Ima figure-eight into her heart.
  • octophobic, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Kind of reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried.
  • aWombat, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1I approved this message.
  • leerayIG88, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2I need sex
  • uacheesehead, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1i just had to digg this b/c it says "terrifying pic"
  • naonao, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1Wombats are bitching from now on. LOLBATS ftw.
  • MoonDogAFO, on 02/06/2008, -1/+1ITSATRAP!
  • antdude, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1No video clips? :P
  • Fleece621, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Thats its "Oh!" face.
  • amoeba, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2The real picture is here:
    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/05/funny-pic ...
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