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Matthew, Come Up With A Clever Title
In an effort to quell the combined angst I can almost smell emanating from the skulls of the five or six of you loyal fans who continually update your feeds and check the website for new material, I decided I should create a new chaptisode and…
It’s Just The Machine, Kid
Shadows from the Delivery Man ’s heels licked the floorboards of the dimly lit hallway as his nervousness rose, click-clacking towards the two giant wooden doors. Beads of sweat dropped everywhere, this didn’t add to his worry as today was one of…
This Place Is Giving Me The Fear
I’ve been on a zen sort of mission to kick my stress lately, which I ’m sure is pretty apparent from both my writing, and the photos of me on the internet with a bald head, wearing a diaper, and playing with what looks like chicken bones. Regardless …
A Boy And His Stomach
I’ve been thinking. I know that ’s a complicated statement, since those who know me personally are aware that when I say “thinking”, I actually mean “fell asleep on a pile of oily rags and now I’m wearing nothing but a bow-tie claiming that I’m the…
What The Bleep, A Webernet Inquest
I’ve been a web design freelancer for a few years now, and I ’ve been in the business for even more of said years, and I’ve continually been plagued by a simple question rolling around in my brain-pan, as I sit in this hospital bed after swallowing a …
Cord, I Cut At Thee
I ’ve had my MacBook Pro for several months now, and the more and more I use it the more and more I love the computer itself, the Macintosh operating system, and the taste of a sweet Georgia peach while I’m rocking in my chair and surveying all of my …
When to Pass on Projects
You just woke up. No really, you just did. You just woke up and after a hearty scratching of your places-most-private; you start the coffee maker and sit patiently as it brews its magical black deliciousness into the pot, or carafe if you’re a…
Dinner Theater With Debrie
There are many rituals to my daily routine that conjure up fears that I am indeed a sixty five year old man who ’s taken up residence in the hull of a well nourished twenty seven year old mid-westerner. I wear glasses to read. I have a thorough…
Dinner Theater With Debrie
There are many rituals to my daily routine that conjure up fears that I am indeed a sixty five year old man who ’s taken up residence in the hull of a well nourished twenty seven year old mid-westerner. I wear glasses to read. I have a thorough…
An Expensive Failure
Audibly grunting into the folding chair, Lieutenant Colonel Tilean sat his cup of coffee onto the losing hand of an old poker game and opened the newspaper for what he liked to refer to as his “morning *****”. Lightly tapping the “recent headlines” …
Frustration, Flattery, and McConaughey
By: Mikayla Jordan I love my husband more than Mary Jane loves Spider Man. I love him more than Kratos, God of War, loves brutally massacring hordes of undead minions of Olympus. I love him more than Samwise Gamgee loves Frodo…
I Lance Freely, Chaptisode 2 - Temporary
When my hair was down to my shoulders, I never used conditioner. This is likely because I was a moron – could be I still am. Because of this, it took thirty minutes to comb my hair (probably why it’s leaving me now) and an hour or so after…
I Lance Freely, Chaptisode 1 - University
I explained that I didn ’t know much about computers, but that I had successfully installed a video card one time, and it did the trick – I was hired. I spent my days making near-minimum wage peddling expensive and cheaply constructed computers to…
Edward and the Butcher
With a deep breath and a long exhale, Edward leaned back in his chair and painted a wry grin on his face – as if he had just solved the mystery we know as “woman” or if a beam of light from the heavens painted the cheats codes to Mario Party onto…
Edward and the Butcher
With a deep breath and a long exhale, Edward leaned back in his chair and painted a wry grin on his face – as if he had just solved the mystery we know as “woman” or if a beam of light from the heavens painted the cheats codes to Mario Party onto…
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