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  • C4Strife, on 07/21/2008, -14/+517The thumbnail kind of ruins it.
    • zantos420, on 07/21/2008, -5/+24saves a click at least
    • tylercomp, on 07/21/2008, -3/+43maybe, but in the thumbnail i couldn't tell how much of the guys face the ball is really claiming
      • GliTCH82, on 07/22/2008, -11/+3Yeah, I couldn't tell how much of your mom's face my balls were claiming either.
      • bane18, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1...LAME!!!!
    • fuhcough, on 07/21/2008, -16/+9i'm waiting for the alien to pop out of his stomach with a tophat and cane...

      "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaaaaaal".

      /spaceballs reference.
    • sysop073, on 07/21/2008, -7/+4By "it" I assume you mean the chance to waste time clicking the link, instead of seeing the picture conveniently located right on the article page
    • hartley, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6But it looks much better enlarged.
      • Gorgonzola44, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10That's what sh... too easy.
      • twigboy, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1still doesnt make it any less awesome!
      • sanderson325i, on 07/22/2008, -2/+0but enlarged, much better it looks
    • Disease, on 07/22/2008, -2/+8I miss the days before Digg had thumbnails for pictures. You never knew what you were clicking.
      • fireinhole8, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
        you a thumbnail
      • TyrelVnne, on 07/22/2008, -0/+0digg used to be like a box of chocolates. you never know what your going to get!
    • BluFire, on 07/22/2008, -5/+0what thumbnail?
    • Xspire, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1To be honest, before clicking on this from the home page, I thought it was a picture of a dalmatian licking a guy's face.
  • markbri, on 07/21/2008, -79/+6OH NOM NOM NOM
  • markbri, on 07/21/2008, -81/+2OH NOM NOM NOM
  • drgmdp, on 07/21/2008, -18/+37talking about fiction scenarios, russia beating netherlands on football...
    • sasonion, on 07/21/2008, -3/+8Should have been Oranje all the way or at the least, they should have played the Spaniards. Just amazing, how they played in the group stages, esp. Wesley Sneijder, Van Persie, I can keep going.
      • PullingTeeth, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5Should have, but when the Dutch were beaten at their own game, they really had no excuse.
      • anothrnbdy, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1The Dutch should have had that match. On every set piece the Russian defense was so lax it was ridiculous. The Dutch nearly scored by a fraction of a second at least 4 times. After the game I called the Russians losing the the Spanish and I nearly called the score. I was off by one.
    • McMaster88, on 07/21/2008, -11/+1isnt it futball...
    • tkr2099, on 07/22/2008, -7/+1Soccer.
    • tas08, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5In Soviet Russia Netherlands loses to Russia?
    • rentmitchum, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1talking about speechings times, talkings is me.
  • Crazysticks, on 07/21/2008, -25/+2OM?
  • lnxfi, on 07/21/2008, -7/+227it looks like an alien is going to burst out of his chest
    • SkippyDoorknob, on 07/21/2008, -2/+32Is that an alien bursting out of your chest or are you just happy to see me?
    • vuzman, on 07/21/2008, -1/+10Only an alien would have a chest down there...
    • j1ggy, on 07/22/2008, -4/+1That would be his brain after it was forced into his chest cavity like a zit popping.
  • DaRiz, on 07/21/2008, -7/+82Makes a good Tylenol commercial.
    • StayPuft21, on 07/22/2008, -3/+1Buried for pain reliever specificity.
      • rentmitchum, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1+1 for specificity, -1 for what you -1'd the first guy for, so you broke even with me. I won't digg or bury.
  • Shoebox639, on 07/21/2008, -19/+7I love you football. Let's make out!
  • ssquared22, on 07/21/2008, -6/+138And just like that, Kurt's career as an eyeglass model was over.
    • jmahnn, on 07/21/2008, -4/+16You made it sound like a Far Side, nice work
    • kerbe6, on 07/22/2008, -4/+3I thought the same thing. =0)
  • joewashere, on 07/21/2008, -12/+6ouch.
  • idavidtang, on 07/21/2008, -4/+42Smashed in face from soccer ball, tumor spurt on stomach?
  • CindyMindy, on 07/21/2008, -19/+0Ur*
  • tripledjr, on 07/21/2008, -19/+12Looks like he has a massive erection coming up his shirt.
  • KyjL, on 07/21/2008, -4/+137If you had any doubts that 4chan is slowly invading digg... Well, here you go.
  • xsecretfiles, on 07/21/2008, -16/+1Beckham needs to teach them
  • juicycutlets, on 07/21/2008, -16/+9respect.
  • diggit08, on 07/21/2008, -17/+5Mirror: http://www.demotivate.info/2008/07/21/soccer-fail/
    • faizal5k, on 07/21/2008, -1/+6I've never seen tinypic's servers go down. but thnx anyway...cause you never know when it WILL go down.
    • netneutrality, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4Even stupider it's not actually a mirror. The jpg file itself is still the same one, hosted at Tinypic.
  • thehemi, on 07/21/2008, -12/+1Uhm, how old is that picture?
    • ngmcs8203, on 07/21/2008, -0/+11Very but only 1/3 of diggers have seen it. So the other 2/3s need to waste a minute of their lives to see it while the original 1/3 are left to yell, "DUPE!"
      • caseycoold, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1The 1/3rd has already wasted a minute of their time, having seen it before.
        You are wasting your time by coming here and posting on something you have already seen.

        Get off on talking ***** much?
      • ngmcs8203, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Yes. And I had never seen it before, well maybe I had since it looked familiar, but I'm not against seeing it again. Thumbnail didn't scream "don't click me since you've seen me already" so I clicked.
  • uneasyryder, on 07/21/2008, -14/+3epic double fail?
  • rob2oo4, on 07/21/2008, -11/+0Siamese Twins
  • sgtiger, on 07/21/2008, -5/+79At least he kept his eye on the ball.
    • a30n, on 07/21/2008, -12/+1hehehe I like that, thanks for the laugh sgtiger
      • vbullinger, on 07/21/2008, -1/+7A thumbs up would have sufficed.
      • jbbuena, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1A thumbs down would have sufficed.
      • phibit, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1@jbbuena
        Thumbs Down != "A thumbs up would have sufficed."
        vbullinger actually conveyed a message.
      • moonguidex, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Wat.
    • j1ggy, on 07/22/2008, -1/+5I don't think his eye was supposed to stay on the ball for the rest of the game.
    • tehcatrabbit, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1...and his face. XO
  • Rocketbird, on 07/21/2008, -10/+18that's not the first time two sweaty heads have bumped
  • TomGfromCanada, on 07/21/2008, -12/+1ouch!
  • antricparticle, on 07/21/2008, -6/+117Apply directly to the forehead!
    • HumanGlitch, on 07/21/2008, -5/+2Thats what she said.
    • kahrytan, on 07/21/2008, -3/+9You did it wrong.


      Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead! .... until you need some aspirin.
    • purelithium, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4HEAD ON!
  • LZeppelinJ0, on 07/21/2008, -23/+149god these comments suck
  • omercyme33, on 07/21/2008, -12/+1Look in the bright side: He'll probably get a lot of chicks by telling them he broke his nose in a "fight."
    • opmike, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Chicks like guys with deformed noses that get their asses kicked in fights?
    • john2kx, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2...because women can't resist violent men. . . ?
    • hesitaliandad, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6because being an elite level football player wasn't quite working for him
  • boilerjh, on 07/21/2008, -13/+1Dugg for the Denace the Menace quote
  • luke16, on 07/21/2008, -11/+2Bronckhorst = legend
    Not sure who the other player is.
    • FapCommander, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2pretty sure its Pavlychenko
    • bodaciousllama, on 07/21/2008, -2/+0Pavlyuchenko, no?
    • llamakoolaid, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2Yeah its Pav, However if it was Niko Kranjcar the ball would have ended up in the Dutch net. (In the fictional scenario that played out in my head when the Croatians beat the Dutch in the final that was 11-0 Croatia.)

      Ah imagination.
  • AbdullahAbuDawu, on 09/12/2008, -12/+1Define 'wrong'.
  • iPood, on 07/21/2008, -13/+3Gilbert Gottfried in the orange?
  • netneutrality, on 07/21/2008, -3/+95I like the ball's expression the best.
  • fcostta, on 07/21/2008, -10/+1please, increase the size of the label* in white shirt before the next game...
    (*RESPECT)...
  • yillip, on 07/21/2008, -11/+1can someone post a mirror? blocked :( and im worthless at trying to make a proxy
  • gllopc, on 07/21/2008, -12/+1There's something wrong with this banana.
  • enclaved, on 07/21/2008, -13/+2Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead!
  • brianmcuasito, on 07/21/2008, -13/+2i Knew there was a reason i never wanted to play soccer.
  • jbenson2, on 07/21/2008, -32/+20Soccer (European Football): Useless

    Who wants to a watch a sport that constantly ends up Nil / Nil.

    If the world really wants Americans to watch their cute little no-handsy sport, they've got to make an effort. The world has done a poor job marketing this World Cup thing to us. There's no Burger King tie-in, no campaign with Matthew Perry going Soccer Crazy as a pre-emptive excuse for going to rehab. Would it be too much to ask that France's Zinedine Zidane develop Le People's Eyebrow? You know who's doing World Cup commentary on TV? Me neither, but I'm pretty sure it's not Snoop and Ozzy Osbourne. I can't understand why I'm not in charge of everything.

    And just because Americans grew up playing soccer in adolescence doesn't mean we want to watch other people do it; we also grew up bowling and arguing about who should hang up first. The intrinsic problem with soccer is that a goal can occur at any time, including breaks for nachos, beer or the bathroom. Unlike the rest of the world, with their soccer and cricket and goat malleting, we have perfected our sports so that you only have to tune into the last two minutes to see if Shaq can hit his free throws. We're a busy people.
    • Protuhj, on 07/21/2008, -4/+1TLDR
    • Vital8, on 07/21/2008, -2/+14i don't even want to begin to point out all the stupidity of your post
      • sysop073, on 07/21/2008, -1/+8I do, I just can't figure out where to start, it's an avalanche of choices
    • racco, on 07/21/2008, -2/+7why the digg down people?? he's pretending to dis football (that's its proper name) whilst actually dissing Americans,

      great stuff!

      everyone hates Americans right!?!
    • roxgod666, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2how is it useless? its the most demanding sport there is, try playing baseball and then soccer you will probably die. Haha yeah our sports are really perfected where in a game that is 60 minutes lasts 3 hours and if you were a real fan of a team you would watch the whole game not the last 2 minutes. theres something called highlights for that
    • gyurka, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4So when the whole world plays football and only Americans have their own perverted "oooh I could get hurt let's put this armor on" variety it's the rest of the world that does a bad job at marketing their sport? ;)
    • Exodust, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4Haha... jbenson2 good job... so many people owned...

      It's a satire guys... sheesh...
    • djfreex, on 07/21/2008, -4/+3Nothing to see here...Another troll... Move on...
    • tk0680, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1I would make a "woooosh" post or something, but it was probably too far over your heads to hear. Never mind.
  • Shawnabanana, on 07/21/2008, -11/+0what u tlkn about.
  • jsnjrmh1, on 07/21/2008, -10/+0Ouch
  • bokep, on 07/21/2008, -11/+3Combo +2
  • Sairynn, on 07/21/2008, -12/+2N-N-N-N-N-NOSTRIL BREAKER!!
  • rasbill, on 07/21/2008, -11/+2its been a real long time since anything on the internet made me laugh out loud, of course this is probably from 1992 so im sure i just missed it all this time
  • GhostM, on 07/21/2008, -12/+2Aim for the pregnant woman! ....H-h-h-h-headshot!
  • mdisc, on 07/21/2008, -12/+0thats what she said.
  • liljewnbug2023, on 07/21/2008, -21/+10APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
    • baldick, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1LMAO! I really despise the commercial.
  • byrdgang, on 07/21/2008, -11/+2The guy in orange is Dutch...haha
  • kgunning, on 07/21/2008, -11/+1BOOM HEADSHOT
  • euphoria860, on 07/21/2008, -14/+5one more ball, and this would be gay porn.
  • brezenix, on 07/21/2008, -9/+0eee, it was a great game!
  • sodariot, on 07/21/2008, -8/+1Does anyone have an after shot of the damage done?
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