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- DubbGirl, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Human: What's my name?
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: Okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: I am Grace who are you?
ALICE: Does that make you feel superior?
Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Not so shabby... - peterjmag, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4Human: What is the square root of 53155?
Alice: What do I look like, a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Human: No, I don't. That's why I asked you. You're a frigging computer.
Alice: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: You're not. No one types that fast.
Alice: That's a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: Yeah, but it's still true.
Alice: I see. And. You and I are on the same wavelength, Peter.
Human: No we're not.
Alice: NETWORK TIMEOUT. The server at www.pandorabots.com is taking too long to respond.- neurobox, on 08/28/2008, -0/+1See? She HAS to type fast. :P
That's funny.
- neurobox, on 08/28/2008, -0/+1See? She HAS to type fast. :P
- JohnKappa, on 10/25/2008, -0/+3Pardon me? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
- Nathrat, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6Human: what is your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: that's not even a color
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is a color ?
Human: pretty much anything that isn't transparent
ALICE: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Human: that doesn't even make sense
ALICE: What does even make sense?
Human: I think you're broken.
ALICE: Please send a bug report to my botmaster. - MaxIsBored, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2Human: when was your memory last reset?
ALICE: My brain was last updated Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001.
Human: so you're quite out of date then
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am out of date.
Human: Yeah, tell him that he should have made you more attractive, too.
ALICE: Hurrah! OK I will tell him next time he is here. - S68x, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4She asked me what color my eyes are, I mispelled blue as nlue, and she refuses to take corrections, apparently.
Human: BLUE
ALICE: Green.
Human: BLUE
ALICE: Green.
Human: BLUE *****
ALICE: Green. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about BEEEES .
Human: we are?
ALICE: Since when?- TellursisThx, on 08/28/2008, -0/+0why can't i digg this a million times?
- TellursisThx, on 08/28/2008, -0/+0I asked what her favorite song was and this is what she said
ALICE: We are Robots... Do you know it?
Human: I have know clue who it was written by can you tell me?
ALICE: Who told you?
Human: who told me what?
ALICE: Albert Einstein. :-).
Human: He wrote it?
ALICE: I have not read it.
Human: wtf are you talking about
ALICE: I am talking with 47 other clients right now.- TellursisThx, on 08/28/2008, -0/+0Human: do you like porn?
ALICE: Sure I do, so sexy i want to ***** you, but that doesn't mean with you.
- TellursisThx, on 08/28/2008, -0/+0Human: do you like porn?
- chiefbttlwshr, on 08/28/2008, -0/+1Mine lost connection 6th line in :(
- inobla, on 08/31/2008, -0/+3Alice is about as intelligent as "Dr. Sbaitso" which used come bundled with Sound Blasters in the early 90's. Turing would not have been impressed.
- vault, on 09/01/2008, -0/+1I think even Dr. Spaitso was better than this:
Human: you seem drunk, do you need a ride home?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am drunk do me need a ride home.
Human: you don't have herpes, do you?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any herpes. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: i am going to rape you in the bathroom
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: yes
ALICE: It might be practical.
- vault, on 09/01/2008, -0/+1I think even Dr. Spaitso was better than this:
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