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- jakash, on 10/11/2007, -29/+54$q1 = Do you find this ad funny?
if ( $q1 ) {
echo "DIGG it then!";
exit;
}
else {
fine then!;
}- nova912, on 10/11/2007, -12/+162/*
require_once('http://api.digg.com');
$q1 = 'you find this ad funny?';
$DIGG = new DiggApi();
if ($q1) {
echo "DIGG it then!";
$DIGG->diggIt();
}
else {
echo 'fine then!';
}
*/
// Fixed - sirdaz, on 10/11/2007, -34/+10yea.. fixed as the whole snippet is commented out.
I'm gonna guess at roughly 37 PHP snippets to follow.
function doComment($comment){
echo "$comment";
}
$func = doComment;
$func("Now 38 comments."); - PARAPA, on 10/11/2007, -9/+77
echo "hello world?"; - arjie, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14"it's amusing to me that any reference to a programming problem-- in this case, FizzBuzz-- immediately prompts developers to feverishly begin posting solutions."
Funnily enough, as this page and the ones it links to show, very often they're wrong:
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000781.html - nova912, on 10/11/2007, -8/+1Commented out b/c of the filters on Digg commenting =P
- Grimdotdotdot, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19Not only is it going to fall over at line 2 because of the lack of semi-colons and the fact that they haven't put the strings in quotes, but "you've already" and "about the" won't have spaces, and the last character is a comma.
Also, it doesn't seem to matter if you are willing to move to the valley or not. - Grimdotdotdot, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10Of course, now I read it, I see that all those things are there deliberately...
- wardrox, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10echo "Why do they have the echo command on each line? I know I'm no master of PHP, but wouldn't a simple line break be more suitable?";
- soogy, on 10/11/2007, -32/+4If you could script PHP, the only reason you'd be laughing at this is because IT WON'T COMPILE. That goes for the first commenter, too.
And the second guy, for some reason, commented out his entire code (by the way, you don't need to put quotes around a variable to echo it).
The third dude, I don't get why, sets his function as a variable, instead of calling it directly.
foreach ($digg as $comment) {
if ($comment === SUCKS) {
unset($digg);
break;
}
} - nuudles, on 10/11/2007, -6/+32@soogy
It's a good thing that PHP code isn't compiled then, isn't it? - meez, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3fine then!
- hello2usir, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3@nuudles:
http://www.roadsend.com/ - soogy, on 10/11/2007, -10/+6@nuudles
In addition to hello2usir's comment, when used in a web server, PHP is compiled on-the-fly, you moron. It could also be called "interpretation", but thanks for making yourself look stupid. - mtwoar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Well while everyone is correcting code lets look at the usage of '==='. I myself find it quite interesting.
- Scaryclouds, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I noticed that as well '==='. Damn shame I'm still in college, and not that good with PHP, sounds like an interesting job.
- hello2usir, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10@nuudles:
http://kb.iu.edu/data/agsz.html
@mtwoar,ScaryClouds
=== is an operator that tests for type as well as value equality, whereas == disregards type. - avolant, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13@soogy
"interpreted" and "compiled" are not the same thing. i think you made yourself look stupid _and_ managed to look like a jerk. nice job.
@Scaryclouds
college is stupid. php is easy. if the job looks interesting, just try for it. - hello2usir, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Woops, that link was meant @soogy.
- swordedge, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8To all you people saying "It won't compile".... THAT'S THE POINT!!!! When you talk to them on the phone, you must be able to correctly tell them everything that is wrong with the code or they will submit your resume to the DIE pile.
I thought the die else condition was GREAT!
Oh, and I don't know PHP so can't say much about it. - rebotfc, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1applicants = Person.find(:all, :conditions => {php_ninja => true })
for applicant in applicants
SiliconValley < < applicant
end
Ruby on Rails FTW - ldkronos, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4hello2usir explained the === operator properly, but here is an example to better clarify
"0"==0 is true
"0"===0 is false because the types don't match - Terr01, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Quoting soogy: "In addition to hello2usir's comment, when used in a web server, PHP is compiled on-the-fly, you moron. It could also be called "interpretation", but thanks for making yourself look stupid."
You guys are equivocating on the exact meaning of "compiled". To use the more general term "converted", PHP is "converted" into bytecode and then that bytecode is interpreted by the engine. PHP is most certainly not "compiled" in the same sense that C/C++ coders will use the word, which means specifically a transfer to machine code. - m242, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I love how they want someone who knows the theory behind MVC, yet they break it by including view code inside their controller. Classic PHP.
- EruLabs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Exactly. It is NOT compiled, rather is it directly transcribed into bytecode during its processing. The bytecode is read by the PHP engine and the PHP engine converts it into runnable C code (of course, it is a tad bit more complicated than that).
As a programmer, you would never say PHP is complied. Just like you'd never call yourself a programmer if you only knew HTML. Somethings are just the way they are. - EruLabs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2@virak:
Please, let me know. As a J2EE dev and a LONG time PHP coder I'm very curious as to your meaning. I've heard PLENTY of co-workers rip on PHP and then, under my eye, struggle for HOURS to get their python script readable and working at the same time.
Please, let me know why PHP is 'harder' or 'worse' than Perl, ASP, J2EE, or for that matter... ANYTHING.
As a Unix sysadmin who is able to write entire system services in PHP, I strongly disagree. Not only that, but PHP is lightweight, fast, powerful, easy to learn, and doesn't have the overly-complex pitfalls of something like Python or Perl.
As a final point... How much do you make hacking Python scripts? Oh yeah. Thats right. - Lukesed, on 10/11/2007, -3/+17HAI
CAN HAS PHP?
IM IN UR LOOP
LOL FUNNY
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBAI - Terr01, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@Erulabs: For one, as Virek mentioned it significantly pollutes the global function namespace, only barely mitigated by function name prefixes, e.g. msyql_query, mysql_fetch_row...
Two, it's OOP features have been dismal.
Three (closely connected to Two) I work at a company with a large and very old PHP codebase, designed in the days of yore. It makes me weep. PHP in general encourages coding which is difficult to reuse.
PHP5 promises to significantly help with the last two, however.
- nova912, on 10/11/2007, -12/+162/*
- Virak, on 10/11/2007, -97/+13Wow, they're paying people to use PHP? That's ***** hilarious.
- emresokullu, on 10/11/2007, -4/+25yes, we do, why not :)
- emresokullu, on 10/11/2007, -37/+2And here's the announcement from my personal blog: http://www.emresokullu.com/?p=247
- Sarsura, on 10/11/2007, -7/+79@ "Wow, they're paying people to use PHP? That's ***** hilarious."
What the ***** does that mean? - PARAPA, on 10/11/2007, -4/+50To WRITE PHP not to USE it.
Foo'! - Grimdotdotdot, on 10/11/2007, -17/+18Pretty sure I'm earning more coding PHP than you are doing whatever you're doing :-)
- stauken, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Getting paid to use Smarty IS hilarious.
PHP can do a lot and you can do more with it the more talented you are, I thought that was why you got paid to do stuff? But Smarty..that's just funny. - PURDooM, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Newsflash, PHP makes money. I work at a recruiting firm and all we do is place PHP archetechts for 70K a year.
- derkaas, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3See, Virak is just scoffing at all PHP developers because they are not Java EE developers. Since Java EE is so much more onerous, it frequently commands a higher hourly rate and significantly more hours of work. That's a winning formula, my friends.
Regards,
Soul-crushed Java EE developer - Virak, on 10/11/2007, -16/+2"What the ***** does that mean?"
It means PHP sucks horribly, and I wish people would just use something else. *Anything* else. I don't care if it's Perl or *****, it'll still be infinitely superior. Every time I have to write PHP, every time I have to use its pathetic excuse for an implementation of references, every time I discover some new, horrible corner of the box of surprises that is PHP, every time I have to deal with the monstrosity that is a standard library of thousands in a language without namespaces, I die a little inside.
@derkaas:
No, no I'm not. Java is only marginally better than PHP, and I'd certainly not willingly use it either. - dafragsta, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10Because PHP killed your puppy and your mom.
Seriously. I've spent 8 years working with PHP off and on, but it was my first server-side language. The only people who say PHP sucks, PERL rules are PERL programmers who insist that the same functionality couldn't be found in PHP, which is totally not the case. PERL's one advantage is it's deep integration into Linux as a standard scripting language, whereas PHP has only gotten respect as a server-side web technology. - Virak, on 10/11/2007, -10/+4@dafragsta:
I never said Perl rules. I loathe Perl and also wish for its swift and painful death. I was just using it as an extreme example of the fact that anything is superior to PHP, no matter how much it may suck. - Error601, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2Nope, not just perl users. Both perl and php suck as an application language due to the lack of proper type checking and modularity. You can put up a J2EE server and instantly have a mountain of resources available. The syntax is basically the same too.
- Nodren, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1i have a full time job coding php, i love it. the language can be have its craptacular moments if you dont know how to code, but if you can actually follow some simple concepts of naming and using classes then there really isnt much of a problem there.
also stauken:
smarty is pretty useful, and has its own function and variables apart from php, so knowing it along side of php helps... unless you dont think using MVC in an application is useful... but if thats the case, you really dont have the room to be talking about coding. - KicktheDonkey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8@Virak:
I'm very curious... What language DO you prefer. You said PHP sucks. You said you didn't like Java. Perl was just above PHP on your list. If you had to sit down, and write a web based application, which language would you reach for first?
Tell the truth... Are you a Ruby bandwagon-jumper? - zyl0x, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2He probably uses VBscript in ASP.
- Virak, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3@kickthedonkey:
Python, most likely. If I really needed the speed, maybe C. Never tried Ruby, but it looks nice.
@zyl0x:
I'd rather die than use Windows.
- m0d3s7m1k3, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Pretty neat. Those typos were obviously intended for those who aren't familiar.
As for jobs, of course they pay for PHP programming! On a daily basis I see PHP coding jobs for $45 an hour w/benefits on craigslist and monster. - dotjones, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10Haven't ever coded a line of PHP and can see that there is a dangling variable. $q7 is not used.
- mauriziopetrone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing out.
So maybe moving to Silicon Valley is not strictly needed? Work-from-home type of job? - gregv, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4The dangling $q7 is probably meant to be on of the programming errors in the code/ad that they request you tell them about when you give them a call. They probably still expect you to move to Silicon Valley.
- Seidoger, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3"About Us
GROU.PS is a San Francisco based social groupware startup."
Indeed! the last variable has to be used after all :)
- mauriziopetrone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing out.
- Garfunkel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+36WTF? of course people get paid to write PHP.
- PradaPete, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2hmm this isn't funny to me. Maybe I should hang out with people more often. Get to know their type of humor, you know.
- deleric, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7he forgot $q7 in the if statement ;-)
- marnaq, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Maybe you don't need to be ready to move to the valley? Working from home, VPN etc.
- dootzky, on 10/11/2007, -9/+24PHP rocks. much better than that ***** ASP or ASP.NET *****... pfffff...
- vario, on 10/11/2007, -2/+44As any experienced developer knows, it's about the right tool for the right task.
- feralkid, on 10/11/2007, -10/+5PHP?! Yuck! I'll take Python any day thanks.
And yes, I have worked with both PHP and Python. I can't think of any situation where PHP is a better choice than Python. - Optimaximal, on 10/11/2007, -15/+3IIS & ASP run rings around PHP for SSL usage.
- thushan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17meh, nothing overly funny to warrant capitalisation of the word FUNNY.
i prefer Google's one more:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/09/09/1094530769493.html
Its old but it separates the boys from the men. - robmcm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9It's not very PHP, errors everywhere! :)
- gharding, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Looks more correct than what the average PHP coder could do ;)
- seangp, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8The variables are all missing the " ; " terminators.
- nova912, on 10/11/2007, -2/+20Probably why they need a php scripter ;)
- vario, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8That, and it's missing the string quotes around each question.
- robmcm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Yeah good point, they REALLY need one :p
- chriskey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1they aren't questions to print as there is no way of accepting input, they are variables that contain a TRUE / FALSE for that answer.
- tony23, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1$q1 = (I_am_a_master_PHP_Ninja);
etc...
- FuzzyCat, on 10/11/2007, -5/+4
Funny? No.
Worst? Yes. - algo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7why didn't they use an array?
[/on topic] - despisedIcon, on 10/11/2007, -3/+3nerd humour
- hello2usir, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Not even. This is wannabe nerd humor at best. And Digg is full to the brim with wannabes. "Oh boy look code in a job ad and I can find the errors! lololol i r smart"
- urho, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0As to the poster, he pointed out the line:
$q2 = Excel at object oriented PHP, MVC pattern, Smarty template engine, caching practices and PEAR?
So, I think he 'LOL'-ed at Excel, which is why he should take English lessons of some kind. - prockcore, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2The syntax errors aside, it's bad practice to echo large blocks of text.. just break in and out of php.
....
if (...) { ?>
Give us a call blah blah blah
<? }- platinumpt78, on 10/11/2007, -3/+5Even better, using a templating system! :)
Also, this add is not funny at all.- beajk002, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1I dunno... but you owe me $5.
- DarkSunlight, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1@prockcore:
Yeah, and it makes the code messy and unreadable...
There's nothing wrong with echo!
echo... echo .. ho ... ho .. oo - tamrix, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1:^)
- tamrix, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Its not bad practice at all. Its actually quite ugly and unreadable if you break in and out of php all the time. It is although bad practice to use < ? instead of < ?php for older versions of php and it makes sense.
The most common way in php to echo large amounts of text is to use echo once and make the quotes pass more than one line.. The reason for this is when you start echoing alot of dynamic content it becomes VERY VERY unreadable and i hate it when people do that. They go in and out of php and to display a and then dynamic content and another . ITS HELL.. (most of the time its more than jus a though).
you tend to find people who go in and out of php like that to have of learnt html and then brefily learnt php. These are the same people who use the html indentations instead of the php ones. You know what im talking about php developers.. - Daniel0, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Just use heredoc...
- PURDooM, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1ahh crap, digg just killed my comment because it thought i was doing a sploit. :( never mind... but I do not agree with you tamrix. That is all.
- platinumpt78, on 10/11/2007, -3/+5Even better, using a templating system! :)
- mustacheo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+0FUNNY? Guess I need to know PHP to understand the humour then?
- inkubux, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6No youre not, there is nor funny humor in there
- jellygraph, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I've seen more creative, but its always nice when they speak to our hearts
- f00xx0riz3r, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1That code sucks. I'd never work for them? Using die() as way to print something? Omfg... good luck guys. You seem really great.
- flukes1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0get a clue :)
- Garfunkel, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5so maybe that's why they are hiring someone? so they can fill in their job requirement pages with proper, working PHP?
the vicious circle continues... - sariel, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0result of if-statement always true.
many errors with the $q? = statements
guess they REALLY need php programmers, because they sure can't program PHP themselves.
as for the format of the advertisement, been there, seen that, yawn.- Scynet, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6"tell us our coding mistakes in this call and let us know what you know about"
- dralezero, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Well all the first strings are missing quotes and closing semicolons, also the lack of spacing between the quotes on the echo lines will cause words to run together "...you'vealready....", "....aboutthe....". Also IF $q1 is what? !empty($q1)
- damazepro, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1This is the COMPILER answer:
Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in index.php on line 2
This is MY answer:
echo('if you cant write code properly, how the heck would you pick good coding candidate?');
die('peace');- mrfunkeye, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1echo 'I/O Read Error. User damazapro exited with code `LAME` before EOF.';
die('RTFA');
- mrfunkeye, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1echo 'I/O Read Error. User damazapro exited with code `LAME` before EOF.';
- gafasiesornivek, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Ah, 127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1 .
- Urusai, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3localhost, sweet localhost? I think you mean "~/, sweet ~/".
- Urusai, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3localhost, sweet localhost? I think you mean "~/, sweet ~/".
- sasha0, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2What they mean is::
...
$questions = array (
'Are you a master PHP Ninja?',
'Excel at object oriented PHP, MVC pattern, Smarty template engine, caching practices and PEAR?'.
'Familiar with CSS, Javascript, XHTML, MySQL?',
'Experienced with Zend Studio, Subversion, wikis?',
'Love open source? Aware of RSS, XML-RPC, web services, memcached and all other geeky stuff?',
'Keen to learn much more?',
'Ready to move to Silicon Valley?'
);
$error = false ;
foreach ($questions as $k=>$v) {
if (!$answers["answer_$k"]) {
$error = true ;
break;
}
}
echo ($error) ? $messages['don't apply'] : $messages['do_apply'] ;- blamar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1"echo ($error) ? $messages['don't apply'] : $messages['do_apply'] ;"
Huh? Void "function" into a ternary op? - blamar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2@self
Ignore.
- blamar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1"echo ($error) ? $messages['don't apply'] : $messages['do_apply'] ;"
- demonstro, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Ironically, I am a Ninja, but have no PHP :(
- Draven, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2NERD ALERT!!
- Ebuckley, on 10/11/2007, -3/+0I think it is funny how you guys are flaming them so bad for the code mistakes when they have obviously been put in on purpose.
- jizzypop, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0why the hell didn't he put all those variables in an array?
- gertin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Because that's what arrays are for, storing data that doesn't fit within a reasonable amount of variables.
- Glum, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1The ad is really lame.
strings in q1-q2 are not in quote marks ("), the code is bad indented.
Next time do it OOP - cosmo7, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5The real wtf here is the missing lines:
q8 = "Do you want to work for less than you would make at McDonalds?";
q9 = "Do you have ten years experience in PHP 5.2?";
q10 = "Do you like implementing features dreamt up by marketers into our horrible spaghetti code?";- Terr01, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Dugg for q10 from personal experience.
- russellnation, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1//it should be.
$u='like to do php';
if(isset($u){
if($u='like to do php'){
$query = INSERT INTO silicon_valley VALUES ('yourself');
}
}
/*....and so on.
maybe not I'm still learning, but aren't we all*/ - PRlME, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2i use to work in this big store that sells computers (i wont say the name but u can prolly guess) the head tech dude said when you open files and see "$" and "*" and symbols like that it means the files are corrupted. Made me wonder how some people get dez jobs.
- locotx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Crazy as it may seem . .this was a decent discussion of opinions about PHP, Peal, ASP, ASP.Net, Ruby on Rails and Python.
"Tastes Great! Less Filling !"- Urusai, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Everybody knows $MY_SCRIPT_LANG is better than $YOUR_SCRIPT_LANG.
- TimRogers, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1function scripting_language_comparison($l1, $l2) {
if ($l1 > $l2) {
$answer = $l1 . " is better than " . $l2;
}
if ($l1 < $l2) {
$answer = $l2 . " is better than " . $l1;
}
return $answer;
}
echo(scripting_language_comparison("PHP", "ASP.NET"));
- applew, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0function call($goods){
$open = fopen('http://www.digg.com/software/FUNNY_PHP_Job_Ad#c6955455?id='.$goods2);
}
function allyourworldarebelongtous($yum){
$q = array("Good looking","SExy","oh and good at PHP");
if(in_array($yum,$q)){
return 1;
}
return 0;
}
if($yourmother=='lovesmen') && !$busy){
call('applew');
} elseif(allyourworldarebelongtous('94B7AB7B62489F18D109DEC497FAE08B6B22C8EF')) {
echo 'too bad...';
} - PDelahanty, on 10/11/2007, -0/+310 PRINT "BURIED AS LAME"
20 GOTO 10 - Error601, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2There's only one coding mistake...using PHP.
- patrick24601, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0This one is much better and it actually works:
http://fxnexus.com/joinourteam.aspx - summerpan, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0echo "yuwamanch.com";
printf "yuwamanch.com";
alert "yuwamanch.com";
document.write ("yuwamanch.com");
:-)
- slapthemonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Good revision
- flukes1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2,>,>++++++++[-]
+>+[-]++++++[-],.
Shame only about 3 people will get that one- sasha0, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0What is there to get?
bfc < b.b >b.c 2>/dev/null && gcc b.c -ob && ./b - ribo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Someone needs to write a mod_bf ;)
- sasha0, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0What is there to get?
- canhelie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1wow you have lame sense of humor
- torgos, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0they forgot quotes. they fail at programming.
- maximusjane, on 10/11/2007, -4/+0echo "Kevin Rose is a greasy little prick";
- fLUx1337, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3if($digg_comment="Wow, they're paying people to use PHP? That's ***** hilarious." && $commenter = "n00b"){
echo"wtf?? PHP is one of the most powerful languages in my eyes. Sure, maybe C is better in terms of stuff you can do, but 99% of the net uses php - so it can do anything you use on the net!";
die;
}else{
echo"Your either a php developer, or somebody who is wise enough to know its power! Kudos.";
}
echo"Dugg btw, made me smile! ;)"; - rmeddy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2True Master Ninja hayabusa
- mareks, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1why is no one noticing that the small block of logic will always test true? $q1, $q2, $q3, $q4, $q5, $q6 (regardless of $q7) are always equal to true. Everyone that is asked the 6 questions will be asked to join the team. The logic does not look for answers to the question at all..
// Will always output 'yes' because $string and $string2 are set
$string = "anything";
$string2 = "some more";
if($string && $string2)
echo "yes";
else
echo "no"; - thepaulm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2@arjie
Great link - that matches our experience exactly. Very sad... - adambard, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A Q1 ITZ "Are you a master PHP Ninja?"
I HAS A Q2 ITZ "Excel at object oriented PHP, MVC pattern, Smarty template engine, caching practices and PEAR?"
I HAS A Q3 ITZ "Familiar with CSS, Javascript, XHTML, MySQL?"
I HAS A Q4 ITZ "Experienced with Zend Studio, Subversion, wikis?"
I HAS A Q5 ITZ "Love open source? Aware of RSS, XML-RPC, web services, memcached and all other geeky stuff?"
I HAS A Q6 ITZ "Keen to learn much more?"
I HAS A Q7 ITZ "Ready to move to Silicon Valley?"
IZ Q1 AND Q2 AND Q3 AND Q4 AND Q5 AND Q6 AND Q7?
YARLY
VISIBLE "YOU SHOULD JOIN US! drop your resume to contact@grou.ps ";
VISIBLE "please include some php and javascript code snippets or refer us to an open source project you've";
VISIBLE "already made. tell us our coding mistakes in this call and let us know what you know about";
VISIBLE "the new javascript 1.7, mysql 5.2 and php 6. thanx,"
NORLY
DIAF "Maybe Next Time"
KTHX
KTHXBYE - garytay, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0wierd interview
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