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Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions of most successful Digg title

rentalio.com — Nobody diggs lame titles, so we decided to help out. Using the most sophisticated AI engine the all-powerful Diggitizer analyzes the millions of most successful Digg titles and combines this knowledge with your keywords to create the fool-proof title to drive your entry to the very top of digg. Type any lame title in the text box!

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  • ers35, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Amazing Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions iPod of most successful Digg title Funny!

    Top 10 Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions Sucks of most successful Digg title Spectacular!!!

    Strange Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions most glorious of most successful Digg title Social Bookmarking
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    So true.
    • ediPG, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9:-) agree
    • ivko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Everybody install most glorious Ubuntu Integration with Microsoft iPod

      hm
    • Ganpachi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Exclusive!! Boring blog rehashes awesome popular story!!


      ...wait, I might actually use that one.
    • Monolith2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38lol, i typed in "sex" and got this result:

      "Exclusive!! Sex Rocks"
    • dralezero, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1fg fddf
    • i440, on 10/12/2007, -5/+6And the most successful Digg title would be...

      HOWTO Ajax on Ubuntu Using Exclusively Open Source Software
    • cphuntington97, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Exclusive!! Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions most glorious of most successful Digg title Rocks
    • pwill, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3From "31 Proven Texas Holdem Strategies"
      To "Exclusive!! 31 Proven Texas Vulnerability Holdem Strategies Hits Cover Story"
    • afeitarse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17"dead people and pizza" to

      "Top 10 dead people Firefox2 vs. IE7 and pizza Spectacular!!!"

      Even though I'm a firefox guy, I think I'm going to go with the IE7 pizza.
    • electronaught, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5from "i am a sneaky ninja"
      to "Amazing I Am A Major Breakthrough Sneaky Ninja Integration"

      dude, see, it works, better title!
    • Atomic1fire, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Major ask a iPod ninja Social Bookmarking
    • rhettnyedotorg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10digg effect is a ripoff of slashdot effect

      equals

      Awesome digg effect is a Web 2.0 ripoff of slashdot effect Amazing


      (shouldn't that include a reference to the Daily Show or Colbert somewhere?
    • thomashallock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I typed in sex and got this:
      Awesome sex Upsetting everybody
    • 23r17i05o42n, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Worst Kevin Rose More Then $100,000 Nintendo Apple! WOW!!!
    • Pstonie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"Boobs" < "Strange Boobs WOW!!!"
    • RadiatedAnt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Strange porcupine leaves Ubuntu mans ass Amazing

      what the?!
    • scooze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I love it .. and it's so real. Diggitizer must be online a while now. I see the titles every day on the front page.
  • zoransa, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Amazing I have Sucks giant ass Integration

    Top 10 I have Turbo giant ass Funny!

    LOL! And it is AJAX!

    digg++
  • converge, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Nice. Digg++.
  • Heckler078, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6muhahahahaha super turbo awsome hahaha
  • Oxygen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Have there even been a Million DIgg submissions?
    • Heckler078, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4hmm good question, who knows ... :D Still hella funny ... dramatization purposes :D
    • fragrance, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2All this thing is parody as far as I understand.

      Great "tool" indeed!
    • tempusrob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Well, there's only been 35,250 front-page stories, and that's all he really could have analyzed.
    • vdxc, on 09/29/2008, -0/+2This is story 837,051 so no, there hasn't.
  • Heckler078, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4LOL obviously :D

    Amazing All this thing is parody Firefox2 vs. IE7 as far as I understand Upsetting everybody
  • jubbjubb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8lmao oh man any story would get to homepage with those titles: "digg, myspace ,top 5 best, wow!!!"
  • kman2k1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25"i hate my life" translates to "Strange i hate iPod my life Rocks."

    Thank you, Diggitizer!
  • BETRAMS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Before:

    Woman farts and millions vomit.

    After:

    Worst Woman farts and most glorious millions vomit. Hits Cover Story
    • ydt89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Before:

      Hard Hot Sex.

      And After.......

      "Awesome Hard Hot Ipod Sex Integration."

      I'd digg that. -_^;
    • BETRAMS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Before:

      Apple and Microsoft are closet gay lovers. People Rejoice

      After:

      The Greatest Apple and Microsoft are closet Ubuntu gay lovers. People Rejoice Social Bookmarking
  • michaelyurechko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Diggitizr would've been a little cooler name, web 2.0 is all about dropping vowels :-P
  • ydt89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Before:

    Kevin Rose
    (how could that possible be anymore diggable!?!?"

    After......

    Top 10 Kevin Vulnerability Rose Stupid

    I could do this all day!
    • muyuu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Major Pam Vulnerability Anderson Awesome
  • knightoptyx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"i need to stop typing crap on diggitizer."

    Diggitzed to:

    "Major i need to stop Turbo typing crap on diggitizer. Goes Beyond"

    and,

    "do not be a loser try diggitzer!"
    Diggitzed to: "Strange do not be a Acquire loser try diggitzer! Is Out"
  • consonance, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1"Exclusive!! Digg Stupid"
  • WestDC, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Worst Ajax Ubuntu iPod Apple Open Source Kevin Rose Zune Sucks Wii Firefox Google Youtube Vista Iraq Steven Colbert Upsetting everybody"
  • ZombieNixon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Top 10 The Greatest Awesome Diggitizer - Diggitizer analyzes the millions Vulnerability Ubuntu MySpace of most successful Digg title Spectacular!!! Hits Cover Story Funny
  • Kiel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Apple Ipod =
    Amazing Apple Acquire Ipod Social Bookmarking

    :)
    • zoransa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hmmm Steve Jobs should think about it, make social bookmarking service and add it it every iPod and install with quickTime and iTunes by default without possibility to remove it without formating whole OS
  • homestar14, on 10/14/2007, -0/+13"Fart"
    translated to
    "Amazing Fart Is Out" :P
  • bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Soap is better than Ipod says customers ---> The Greatest Soap is better than MySpace Ipod says customers Is Out

    Tell me this is still in the Beta Stage.

    That Myspace reference was totally uncalled for though :(
  • tastethevenom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Full List of penises and Web 2.0 vaginas Integration
  • adamsucks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Top 5 Awesome cool Web 2.0 gay horseshoe Goes Beyond

    I wouldn't digg that. o_O
  • Frankie4Fingers, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4This is terrible. Takes a list of lame words and puts them into your sentence. How pathetic.
    • gluckman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4But its fun
    • resplence, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Full List of This is terrible. Takes a list of lame words Vulnerability and puts them into your sentence. How pathetic Upsetting everybody"
  • gluckman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Apple introduces TRUE iPod Video= Top 5 Apple introduces TRUE most glorious iPod Video Upsetting everybody
  • xelloss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Kevin Rose = Full List of Kevin Vulnerability Rose Social Bookmarking or The Greatest Kevin Sucks Rose Funny!
  • mek2600, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Major cards win the most glorious world series! Ever!
  • xeno439, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Duplicate story from way back.
  • bigbaddie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Me no English!
  • skylights, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It not only improves your headline, it predicts election outcomes:

    before:
    Republicans Suck

    after:
    Full List of Republicans Turbo Suck Spectacular!!!
  • cwcheang, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Single most successful digg title:

    AWESOME GOOGLE APPLE VISTA COOL SONY LAME UBUNTU AMAZING TOP 10 COOL SPECTACULAR IE TUBES COLBERT RIAA FUNNY BATTERIES STEVE JOB WEB 2.0 SEX LINUX NSFW APPLE STUPID BUSH PICK-LOCKS WOZ FIREFOX APPLE MAC IPOD SUPERB 911 PS3=DUKE_NUKEM_FOREVER WINDOWS SUX GENTOO h4x0r AJAX Wii !!!!!!!11

    Yes i am sorry the caps are neccessary
    • dbr_onix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1The defintion of successfull is not "obnoxious" you know..
      - Ben
  • TheeGeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0from "apple loves the people"

    To "Amazing apple loves iPod the people Funny!"
  • invsbmooseman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2My Feet Itch = Top 10 My feet most glorious itch Ever!
  • thomashallock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I like how they used the Web 2.0 logo creater featured a couple months back:
    http://digg.com/design/Automatic_Web_2_0_logo_creator
  • Strd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Full List of Poincare Vulnerability Conjecture Ever!

    The Greatest Quantum Turbo Computing Stupid

    Top 5 Thermobaric iPod Explosive Goes Beyond

    Amazing Ahmadinejad Web 2.0 Bush Social Bookmarking
  • stuffhappens, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"This is terrible. Takes a list of lame words and puts them into your sentence. How pathetic."

    Fixed it for you...

    "This is terrible. Takes a list of lame words and puts them into your sentence and actually does a better job than some Digg submitters".
  • mindtrick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7That was one the smartest things I've ever seen on digg.
  • NeoRicen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4This better be a joke
  • Surefoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Top 10 NUDE Ubuntu GIRLS! Ever!
  • BarriedaleNick, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Totally lame - just adds Top 10/ipod/apple/amazing etc and comes up with complete and utter gibberish - or is that Diggers - Im confused.
  • Indrek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"Cure for cancer discovered" was improved to:
    "Top 10 Cure for MySpace cancer discovered Amazing"

    Shouldn't it be called Diggitizr, though, in good Web 2.0 fashion?
  • baxtermadux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Amazing! Nude Lolitas Banging Daily Show Colbert in Iraq w/ iPod Amnazing North Korea Bush Sucks off Ubuntu while Microsoft pays to Watch! Breaking News!!
  • starlbirth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Exclusive!! Blog MySpace Spam Spectacular!!!
  • yomomo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1who needs AI? just add "Bush sucks" or "Republicans will loose".
  • nwkeeley, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2This thing is lame all it does is toss in 'Amazing' and 'MySpace' into the 3 test titles I created.....
    • Indrek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You don't say? And I seriously thought that there was a hugely, mind-bogglingly complex AI system at work there, analyzing the trends on Digg in real-time. Boy, do I feel stupid now.

      Come on, develop a sense of humour, will you?
  • zxzxlch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Top 5 I just pooped iPod in my pants. Amazing"
  • nightowl512, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Hot nude girls on beach."

    "Amazing Hot nude girls Ubuntu on beach Integration."

    I want to see those girls Ubuntu on that integrated beach. :)
  • Azur2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Awesome Paid shill pushes Secret Wii hype WOW!!! "
    "Top 10 Paid shill pushes Secret Wii hype Spectacular!!"
    "Amazing Paid shill pushes MySpace Wii hype Goes Beyond!!!"
    "Worst Paid shill pushes Ubuntu Wii hype WOW!!!"

    Hey, it works - that's pretty much the sum gaming news the last two weeks.
    • zoransa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Azur2 to be honest does not go so far... try with last 7 days ;)
  • dimplemonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Major Nobody Diggs More Then $100,000 Lame Titles Is Out
  • JonAce, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Full List of Condoms Stupid

    O________o
  • DragonAura, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1From: "greatest top 5 firefox2 vs IE7 Myspace amazing WOW!!! ever! apple most glorious turbo goes beyond"

    To: "Awesome greatest top 5 firefox2 vs. IE7 Myspace amazing Major Breakthrough WOW!!! ever! apple most glorious turbo goes beyond Stupid"

    AND from: "dude, youre gettin a dell"

    To: "Exclusive!! dude, youre gettin Killer a dell Goes Beyond". It seems to like Dell...
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