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thesarcasm.com — Exactly what the title says--I found this convo and I don't know how many of you will appreciate this, but my friends and I did.
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- jubcoo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2that was lame, pointless, and only applicable to stupid 13 year old on aol. no digg.
- Areku, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Both of them are complete retards. LAMEZORZ.
- defectDS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Agreed. People who use typos as an argument basis should be not alive. :)
- wyld, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4another example why people should get a license before using the internet .. no digg you idiot
- Rezzy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1wow...not even worth the read...and the dood obviously tried to appear intelligent...though he failed miserably...
- sarcasmo2k5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Oh, wow, you can correct a girl's spelling and call her retarded. Grats... No digg.
- Dano, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4WHAT!?!? Most pointless story I've ever read on Digg. Please give me my 25 seconds back.
- Jeebugorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3worst thing i have EVER READ. i am now stupider for having read that.
- schlagzeuger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2even if I were still 13 I would think that's really lame. thanks for wasting my time
- evilgod69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1yeah, what a waste of space in the digg database.
but i do feel sorry for that girl, that guy needs to grow up - Jeebugorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2but he's making $100/hr for some IT job, roughly $208,000/yr. pretty good money for someone not in high school
- ctoph0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2he totally ROWX sweet dude.... yah and i guess digg is his site? im sure everyone in his highschool reads digg. haha i bet hes reading these comments too, just likeher father. What a queer bag, dude your a douche. and i doubt your ever guna get a lilangle again, i dugg it by accident, damnit.
- ctoph0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1thank god, its all ready dead
- ctoph0, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1LilAinjl: hi
pWn Y4LL: hi
LilAinjl: why are you ignoring my calls?
pWn Y4LL: you should probably know about my new screen name
pWn Y4LL: [edit]
LilAinjl: i know about it
LilAinjl: i cant im it
pWn Y4LL: why?
LilAinjl: restrictions
LilAinjl: btw....dad can read our convo.
pWn Y4LL: maybe you should tell your blubbering idiot of a step-dad to take his restrictions off and stop reading our conversations ^_^
LilAinjl: i have asked for less restrictions and they keep telling me that i wil get them....but i never do
LilAinjl: he still has a problem with walking in my room without knocking while i'm getting dressed
pWn Y4LL: has he seen you naked yet?
pWn Y4LL: maybe you should live in arkansas rather than texas -_-
LilAinjl: no.....why are you being so unsupportive like you want him to see me
pWn Y4LL: has he told everybody that he does, indeed, have pedophilic and incestial desires yet or is he still in the closet?
pWn Y4LL: i'm not unsupportive; i'm just unsupportive of the insecure brainless monkey that lives in your household
LilAinjl: if it weren't for him would we still be together?
pWn Y4LL: yes
pWn Y4LL: according to them you're an angel; no way could the evil satanist person tower over the gorgeous christian the way he does
pWn Y4LL: it must be a lie
LilAinjl: it's not my fault my parents are too controlling and nosy and unsupportive of my relationship decisions
LilAinjl: well, for all it's worth. Happy 1Year Anniversary
pWn Y4LL: i am particularly interested in the fact that your dad is a pedophilic jerk
pWn Y4LL: **step-dad
pWn Y4LL: because when he decides to read this: you are her step-dad, idiot
LilAinjl: what is pedophilic?
pWn Y4LL: -_-
LilAinjl: nick
LilAinjl: don't get me in trouble. it just aggitates him and makes things worse
pWn Y4LL: i would tell you to go to dictionary.com, but because of him you can't because of the restrictions ^_^
LilAinjl: right
LilAinjl: so will you tell me?
pWn Y4LL: An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.
pWn Y4LL: [Dictionary.com]
LilAinjl: oh like a pediphile? (did i spell it right)
pWn Y4LL: no, *pedophile
LilAinjl: oh, close enough
LilAinjl: what you called me for dating you when i'm only 4 mos older than you
pWn Y4LL: No entry found for pediphile.
LilAinjl: thatnks
LilAinjl: *thanks
pWn Y4LL: yes! exactly that. however, i was only being sarcastic
pWn Y4LL: in this case regarding your step-dad, i'm being completely serious
LilAinjl: ah
LilAinjl: well, that wasn't my point. all i asked was for him to knock, i think he was looking for mom in my room, but he still should have knocked
LilAinjl: but he refuses even if it does eliminate the possibility of that happening
pWn Y4LL: m'kay
pWn Y4LL: well, when you get pregnant, it isn't my fault
LilAinjl: do you HATE my sister?
LilAinjl: nick that was uncalled for
pWn Y4LL: no! i think your sister is a spoiled brat, but i do not hate her
pWn Y4LL: naturally, but my care rate is set to 0
LilAinjl: oh, i just had to prove that to her cuz she thinks all my friends hate her
pWn Y4LL: she's probably looking for attention, just like your step-dad
pWn Y4LL: attention, attention, attention--isn't that what we all crave?
LilAinjl: can we get off that subject or talk on the phone or somthing?
pWn Y4LL: you, on the other hand, just so happen to be the innocent one...
LilAinjl: *e
LilAinjl: i am innocentO:-)
pWn Y4LL: if you feel the need to stop talking about anything, block me. you have that right. if, for a reason, you decide to keep talking to me knowing that i'm going to keep making such remarks, i am not responsible
pWn Y4LL: so block me now or hold your peace -_-
LilAinjl: i will hold my peace or we can talk on the phone....which do you prefer?
pWn Y4LL: i would prefer you to hold your peace, that way your parents can know what i think without me doing it behind their back
LilAinjl: personally i would like to hear your voice that i haven't heard for a while
pWn Y4LL: like he does
pWn Y4LL: nope
pWn Y4LL: anyways; he talks behind my back and he thinks it's cute
LilAinjl: haha
LilAinjl: well, i pretty much tell you everything anyways, so it's not so effective is it?
pWn Y4LL: and wait--mr. pedophile gets mad at me for not being christian! he's no more of a satanist himself! indulging in all that pleases him..
pWn Y4LL: nah, not really
LilAinjl: haha
LilAinjl: so how was your day?
pWn Y4LL: it was good
pWn Y4LL: and yours?
LilAinjl: well, boring because you normally make it fun and you weren't making it fun today due to certain circumstances...but it's better now
LilAinjl: i feel better now that i've apologized
pWn Y4LL: certain circumstances?
LilAinjl: yesterday
pWn Y4LL: why don't you tell your step-dad what those circumstances are
LilAinjl: why does he care
pWn Y4LL: to prove my former point, to show that he thinks you're an angel
pWn Y4LL: and i'm the "devil-boy"
LilAinjl: i threw a fit and overreacted at you....I'm sorry
pWn Y4LL: don't say you're sorry, your mom will start whining
pWn Y4LL: and crying
LilAinjl: well, I AM SORRY!!
pWn Y4LL: stop!
pWn Y4LL: i don't want your mom calling me again
pWn Y4LL: it would also provoke your step-dad and make him jealous XD
LilAinjl: she can understand that when i do something wrong i will apologize
pWn Y4LL: nah
pWn Y4LL: that concept is too complex :-
LilAinjl: stop please
pWn Y4LL: block me
pWn Y4LL: please
LilAinjl: i don't want to?
pWn Y4LL: then you'll have to deal with it
LilAinjl: why are you so keen on me blocking you?
pWn Y4LL: so that way when they try to get somebody to issue me a ticket i'll tell them to blow it out of their...4th point of contact ^_^
LilAinjl: how would somebody ticket you?
LilAinjl: under what circumstances?
pWn Y4LL: "sexual harrassment" or something dumb because of your pedophile of a step-dad
pWn Y4LL: and of course, by no means is he abusive...
pWn Y4LL: idiot
LilAinjl: well, I'm going to be out of here after graduation anyways
LilAinjl: 2 years
pWn Y4LL: excellence!
pWn Y4LL: where to?
LilAinjl: UT.....or well, i dunno....i guess i'll figure that out later if I'm not accepted to UT
pWn Y4LL: XD
pWn Y4LL: bahahahahaha
pWn Y4LL: if you don't get accepted into UT that'd be REALLY bad
pWn Y4LL: given you're the perfect type for UT
pWn Y4LL: at least, these days
LilAinjl: I realize that
LilAinjl: what do you mean "perfect type"
pWn Y4LL: blonde texas girl likes country music and loves to party
pWn Y4LL: woo-hoo you're so cool!
pWn Y4LL: you love to party and be HAPPY!!! YEAH!!!!!
pWn Y4LL: you also like to strip at eisenbergs don't you! i'm sure your step-dad would LOVE to hear about that story!
pWn Y4LL: and of course it MUST have been my fault!
pWn Y4LL: by the way, frank, she was in 8TH GRADE!!!!!
pWn Y4LL: WOOOOO
LilAinjl: oh well how's this.............gothic satanist boy who likes to sit at home playing computer games and sulking in your own misery from having no life
pWn Y4LL: no life? misery?
LilAinjl: what the heck is your problem?
pWn Y4LL: misery because you were my girlfriend!
pWn Y4LL: playing? no. making the games
LilAinjl: ooooooh big diff
pWn Y4LL: which will, in fact, get me a job. did you know i already have one now? $100/hr being hired as an IT tech for a company?
LilAinjl: why are you being so mean?
pWn Y4LL: did you know that?
pWn Y4LL: because you were extremely rude and, above all, verbally abusive yesterday
LilAinjl: i apologized
pWn Y4LL: k
LilAinjl: I'M SORRY
pWn Y4LL: doesn't change anything
pWn Y4LL: are you the one calling me?
LilAinjl: please why can't we just be friends? REAL freiends
LilAinjl: people who care about one another and laugh and have fun
LilAinjl: and dont isult each other?
pWn Y4LL: isult?
pWn Y4LL: cryptic language..ooh
pWn Y4LL: you're special
LilAinjl: no im not calling
LilAinjl: *insult
pWn Y4LL: thing is, you just want to be friends because you're attached to me
pWn Y4LL: maybe because i own you
pWn Y4LL: i own what you had, at least
LilAinjl: no because i care about you
pWn Y4LL: LIEK L!O!LO!L!O!L!O!L!O!L!O!L!O!L
LilAinjl: how come you can be great friends with other people but not me?.
pWn Y4LL: WOOO
LilAinjl: i DO care about you!
pWn Y4LL: because i typically don't respect complete IDIOTS
pWn Y4LL: and it is against my nature to befriend a total retard!
LilAinjl: oh well, i dont think i can beleive you because aparently you are better friends with fanni now huh?
LilAinjl: *believe
pWn Y4LL: she isn't a total idiot
pWn Y4LL: just kinda ditzy
pWn Y4LL: she's motivated, driven, wants to do good!
pWn Y4LL: i personally don't care about school because my future is already planned
LilAinjl: oh but I''m the total idiot....you know i have feelings and i like to have friends also
pWn Y4LL: then befriend travis
LilAinjl: I am motivated....Ut is the best law school in texas!
pWn Y4LL: ROFL
pWn Y4LL: hahahahaha
pWn Y4LL: wewt!!!!
pWn Y4LL: what's your class rank again plz?
LilAinjl: yours is worse than mine! screw yourself
pWn Y4LL: pWn Y4LL (8:52:13 PM): i personally don't care about school because my future is already planned
LilAinjl: oh wow.....you're going to be a fatass sitting working on computers your whole life
LilAinjl: wow....what an accomplishment!
pWn Y4LL: in the beginning
LilAinjl: im sure your dad would be proud
pWn Y4LL: it requires something you don't have
pWn Y4LL: intelligence
pWn Y4LL: lawyers can fall flat on their face being the idiot you are
LilAinjl: obviously not if you dont have to graduate high school or even go to college
pWn Y4LL: LMFAO
pWn Y4LL: hahahahah
pWn Y4LL: you don't have to graduate high school?
pWn Y4LL: or go to college?
pWn Y4LL: you have no idea what you're talking about
LilAinjl: oh but you know all about law school and attorneys
pWn Y4LL: no, if you paid attention and actually read what i said, i simply stated that you're an idiot and a failure
pWn Y4LL: and would fit in with more rednecks in a redneck-filled school
LilAinjl: why are you so rude to me?
LilAinjl: you act like it doesn't hurt me
pWn Y4LL: no, i just don't care. after yesterday i realized how little you care, so why should i?
pWn Y4LL: besides, internet-slapping your step-dad across the face is fun
LilAinjl: no i was jealous because i DO care!
pWn Y4LL: i can't wait for his emotions to overcome him and hear him yell at me over the phone
pWn Y4LL: you care about yourself
LilAinjl: i wanted you for myself.....i love you and i want yoiur atten.....not fanni
pWn Y4LL: you're insecure, you can't handle anybody else being better than you
pWn Y4LL: you're insecure, you can't handle anybody else being better than you
LilAinjl: ?
pWn Y4LL: internet kicked off, where were we..
LilAinjl: no....i just want to spend time with you as a friend....but you cant seem to treat me like a friend
pWn Y4LL: and you can?
LilAinjl: who's the one who kissed me and messed with my head after breaking upo with me
LilAinjl: *up
pWn Y4LL: cussing at me in front of the whole class when i did absolutely NOTHING while everybody just quietly sits and stares at you?
pWn Y4LL: LIEK LO!L!O!L!O!L!O!OL!LLO!OL!
pWn Y4LL: LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK
pWn Y4LL: OH MY LIEK GOD
LilAinjl: you hit me in the face with the paper
pWn Y4LL: it was an accident you moron! and you KNEW that!
pWn Y4LL: and i didn't hit you
LilAinjl: and you were pissed that i wanted to work in partners with you
LilAinjl: everytime i tried to get sometghing done you pushed me away
pWn Y4LL: this conversation isn't worth my time. i'm going to send this to oompa because we'll be able to laugh our heads off together at how much of an idiot you are. actually, i'm going to put it on my site
pWn Y4LL: so EVERYBODY will be able to place comments like "wow she's an idiot."
LilAinjl: you dont even miss me or want to be with me....that tells me that you nevercared to begin with....i do care about you....but you just care about yourself
pWn Y4LL: bye- Areku, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And you're trying to prove WHAT?
- WermerSkoch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I can't believe I just read that whole thing.... And does he really think everyone's gonna say "Oh man! You PWNED her!"
What a jerk... I'd almost like to see it get to the front page just to see all the flames thrown his way by other digg-ites. I'm not sure if the guy who posted this on Digg was the guy who was in the conversation, though. - GLucas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1darn you all. your blasted 'this is stupid' comments caused me to be unable to resist reading the impossibly stupid excuse for a decent use of bandwidth. oh well, it was submitted by Satan...though I didn't believe even he ever sunk this low...
- evilgod69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1for those who want to say the link is dead, add an l to the end :P
- billyboobs34, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The ONLY way to pwn an ex is to post nudie pics!
No nudie pics no digg dude.- Jeebugorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1lol...nice!!!!
- acoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0they are both retarded
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