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flicklife.com — Jimmy Kimmel gives us the break down of what Miss Teen really said.

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  • IHaveIssues, on 10/10/2007, -19/+429***** you flicklife.
    • thriLLceLL, on 10/10/2007, -43/+5They have feelings
      • ca7593, on 10/10/2007, -1/+53If they don't want to have their feelings hurt then maybe their site shouldn't suck so much.
    • pvcrisp, on 10/10/2007, -31/+4http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5zV0eK00Vk
      • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -3/+10FAIL.
      • jamima69z, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3nice job *****.

        obviously you should leave the difficult stuff to smarter folk than yourself.

      • boris92, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3I can't believe how stupid you are
      • RTourn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Not a bad link, but you should label what you are linking to.
    • L0g1X, on 10/10/2007, -0/+86Flicklife is like destructoid. They cheat the digg system to get their content on the front page. But flicklife is worse because they steal videos from other websites and claim it was "user-uploaded" when they really hired those "users" to steal and upload videos. I have a video on there and they're so ignorant they want me to provide a report from a lawyer that it's my video. Is there a way to remove my video from that site without going through the hassle of flicklife?
    • rodbibeau, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Go here and report every single one of their submissions spam, They are. http://digg.com/users/bobbeckybob/videos/submitted ***** you Flicklife and ***** you bobbeckybob.

      Digg - can we tag a user as a spammer? That would be efficient.
      • BlackOp, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Digg don't seem to give a ***** about spammers. There are MANY people doing it.
        Next time you see a submission linking to one of the bad video sites (especially mediaflix; read their faq to see how they work) check the submitters history. I do that sometimes and about 85% of the time they only digg/submit stuff from that site.
        There should have been a spammer button ages ago.
    • thebeefytaco, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7One of the bury options should be flick life
  • ChileanGoD, on 10/10/2007, -10/+50Aww... the internet :). The bashing never ends.
    • saisumimen3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5As long as there are money-grubbing bastards stealing content and cheating voting systems like Digg, the bashing will continue.
    • fwc67, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3you realize this is from television
  • RegalGSX, on 10/10/2007, -42/+12I want to have sex with that girl, really really badly
    • SuperWinner, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2Enjoy the HPV you'll get off her...
    • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2I want to toss that salad.
    • Herv3, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28The best part about that is she won't remember where you live.
      • sadilak, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3because she does not have a map and maybe because you are not a "US American"
    • supermanred, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Shouldnt be hard, just convince her you are from another planet and you must mate with her or you will destroy the planet earth. Or make up your own reason, she'll believe it, she's pretty stupid.
    • yosempai, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Like, such as, intercourse?
    • humperdeath, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Well, um, I think that the Iraq is a country too, and such as, they need the U.S. Americans to keep the control, so, um, you know, they can lead there own selfs in goverment. And whatnot.
  • Kidman13, on 10/10/2007, -2/+81Down...Youtube link?
  • kent1146, on 10/10/2007, -67/+5Didn't even bother clicking on the video. Dugg down for Jimmy being a total asshat.
  • davidsmero, on 10/27/2007, -17/+256Damn that bitch was dumb. She should just do prono.
    • gambyt13, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22Except that pr0n stars actually have dialogue these days. I'm not into watching people get it on with a sack of hammers, boxes of rocks or fence posts.
      • UwasaWaya, on 10/10/2007, -3/+28That sounds kinky as hell.
        • h4mx0r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3To the bat cave, there is a fortune to be made!
        • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'll call Ron Jeremy and see if he's interested...
    • qwertydvorak, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15she should marry this guy. they sound alot alike.
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=g6kwUBrRjaM
    • AladinSane, on 10/10/2007, -14/+5It's a pretty good indication of the mentality of the average Digger that some mouth-breathing ***** can make a statement like that about a teenaged girl, and get +102 Diggs for it.
  • Wormfather, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Mirror?
  • djspanky, on 10/10/2007, -14/+3Genius. She did say "Children" at the end but she was cut off.
    • manicmailman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6ooooooooh.. it all makes sense now...
  • SIRBERUS, on 10/10/2007, -0/+176Flicklife needs to be banned from Digg... seriously.
  • ExSlashdotter, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6Couldn't find the video on YouTube either. Oh well...
  • estacado, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6210 points to whoever can give a YouTube link.
  • hanni000, on 10/10/2007, -7/+75Who the hell calls Iraq, "the Iraq". It's like calling Google, "the Google". But we all know like such as that was more funnier.
    • ahawks, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Using a "the" prefix does make you sound pretty stupid. As a diabetic, I hear it most when people refer to it as "the diabetis" (note mispronounced diabetEs). I've thought on it though, and it's odd that "the flu" doesn't sound as stupid. "The AIDS" or "The Clap" ... why does one sound stupid and the other doesn't?
      • onewingedangel9, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I LOVE hearing people who say "the diabetis". I usually call it that among friends just for kicks.
        • salinemist, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5A lot of people get he Diabetis from a bad case of the Chubbies.
      • kufu91, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1maybe its because the flu and the clap are informal names
    • DJCult, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Bitches don't know bout my diabeetus.
    • isellmacs, on 10/10/2007, -5/+0I think if it's got an S at the end it doesn't work so well to use 'the' as a pre-fix.

      The Flu v The Flus or The AIDS vs AIDS
      • MikeCampo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You have the gonorrhea
        You have the HPV
        You have the cancer

        Nope, that doesn't work.
    • sjones, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/soosy/11518926158867cn.jpg
    • LtXenodite, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3THE DUGGLER!
    • ICSU, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1da' Iraq actually
  • djspanky, on 10/10/2007, -11/+2Genius. She did say "children" at the end but she was cut off.
  • cr4ft, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Well, I was about to record this and put it on YouTube since flicklife sucks ass, but since it's down right now and I can't even watch it I think it proves my point
  • kirab, on 10/10/2007, -4/+7And it's down for the count @ < 60 diggs...
    • ExSlashdotter, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2it was down at about 20 diggs actually
    • persecuted, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Not to be picky, but I'm pretty sure 20 is less than 60. I'm just saying...
  • ChaoticCheez, on 10/10/2007, -11/+19What kind of moron are you to post a flicklife.com link instead of something reliable like youtube.com? only 54 diggs and the thing is already down. ***** noob.
    • cr4ft, on 10/10/2007, -11/+6What kind of moron assumes he's going to link to a YouTube video that, as of this moment, doesn't exist? ***** noob.
      • captmorgan555, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11He could have moved it to youtube first... Obligatory ***** Noob.
      • ChaoticCheez, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Exactly what I was trying to say! Thanks Captain.
      • cr4ft, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That's not what you said noob. Captmorgan is a dumbass, so every website we don't like the submitter is obliged to submit it to a website we do?
        So every FOX news article should be moved to pastebin or some dumb ***** like that? idiot...
  • sdub74, on 10/10/2007, -24/+14Oh the things I would eat out of her ass...
    • persecuted, on 10/10/2007, -9/+6Girls that stupid are not hot! Am I the only one who understands this concept? Jessica Simpson for God's sake...
      • Jwoey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7"understands"
        What you dont understand is the concept that not everyone has the same tastes. And i'm pretty sure he didn't say anything about spending any time with her before or after the sex. I'm not interested in stupid women, just like you.. but i'd have sex with one if there were no strings attached, you betcha.
    • crackhead2006, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2That is a totally vulgar statement!
    • alphonseragusa, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dugg up for David Krumholtz reference.

      FYI - He will return in Harold & Kumar 2 (2008). CAN'T WAIT!
    • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -6/+0I would eat out that pussy.
  • griz, on 10/10/2007, -27/+1News article and a youtube link...
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4181521a5620.html
    That was painful to watch.
  • KyloOb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+81I think it is obvious that the people who post flicklife videos are in serious need of maps.
  • BurnTees, on 10/10/2007, -11/+20why are people even continuing to digg it if the link doesn't even work. so dumb!
    • Disease, on 10/10/2007, -4/+13Welcome to Digg
      • airdish, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1People could have also seen the bit on TV, thought it was funny and wanted others on Digg to know it is funny. So they Digg it even if they can’t watch it again so that other Digg users know it is a link worth looking for.

        Oh course, this all depends on Digg users not submitting links to one page but writing the topic about another link…
    • cr4ft, on 10/10/2007, -7/+24Actually, it's called being "smart." The site is down right now but it will eventually be up. People who want to watch it will digg it now and watch it later. So, sorry to burst your bubble, but you're the "dumb" one here...
    • weside, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17To come back to later when the traffic dies down.
      • JoshuaH, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2A lot of people say that, but I don't understand why they don't just bookmark it in their browser.
      • UlicBelouve, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Can't watch vids at work. Bookmark? Wouldn't carry over to my home PC. That's why I digg it, and I guess others do that too.
        • BladeMelbourne, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Use a bookmarking synchronisation tool (eg: Google Browser Sync).

          I don't like the idea of Digging something if I haven't been able to view the content. If people did this, the articles/stories on servers that are down the longest will get the highest number of Diggs. That's not the way it should work - it should be the number of people that thought the content was good.
    • fribhey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16the linked worked fine for me.... maybe it's because i have a map
  • whatsthatsmell, on 10/10/2007, -8/+29 .
  • Dokument, on 10/10/2007, -25/+9id suck a fart out her ass
    • estacado, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23Interesting.
    • PrettyMuchBryce, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7yuccccckyyyyyyyyy
    • skyfire1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This girl is so dumb she probably doesn't even know where her ass is located.
    • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Dude that is gross. You went way too far.
      • saisumimen3, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2You want far, how's this?

        "I'd eat a turd of hers one mile long, just so I can kiss her pucker when I get to the last bite."
  • jjpertusch, on 10/10/2007, -3/+123http://abc.go.com/latenight/jimmykimmel/index?pn=video
    • captmorgan555, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3Damn, is that dead already too?
    • renegadeafk, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2The video won't load...
    • vgtek, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1lol hilarious video
    • scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Worked for me! Gracias.
    • Angaino, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0If you are running the flash block plugin, you have to select "Allow flash from this site" then reload the page for it to work. Allowing that part of the page's flash to load is not enough. Maybe that helps.
  • pukiman, on 10/10/2007, -19/+42This is lame. He just repeated what she said.
    • BurnTees, on 10/10/2007, -4/+53This is lame. He just repeated what she said.

      is it funny when I do it?!
  • civperc, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4damn you flicklife!!!
  • helloelan, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Whois Miss Teen?
  • robisfunky, on 10/10/2007, -20/+3I'd eat the peanuts outta her poop.
    • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dude these sexual comments are getting grosser as I go down the page. Can we leave just leave it at "I'd have anal sex with her" please.
    • technoboy6666, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1dont make offers you cant keep
  • in2deep, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Pretty funny!
  • GeorgeDubyaBush, on 10/10/2007, -13/+2Geez you guys are sick, eating peanuts from her poop, get some help.
    I'd let her give me a face full of jizz.
  • Ummagumma, on 10/10/2007, -10/+3Or, just watch it on the site of the originating network who like, paid for the studio and the host and stuff, instead of engaging in copyright infringement on YouTube. Sound like a plan?
    • h3llscaper, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Or, you could stop pretending you're not a corporate shill. ;)

      P.S. The ABC site is even worse.
  • CheckPlease, on 10/10/2007, -9/+17OK, now can somebody explain who the hell thinks Jimmy Kimmel is funny?
    • pukiman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Gina Kimmel?
    • radish01001, on 10/10/2007, -7/+10He's a lot ***** funnier than Leno or Letterman.
      Can't touch Conan though..
    • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -7/+2Me, especially on the man show. girls on trampolines, enough said.
  • qwerty1263, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1She said let me give you an example as to why..........
  • MindTrigger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Yeah, she is seriously retarded, even for her age.
    • madrid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Ho my GOD I just watched the clip from the miss teen pageant. Jesus Christ she's dumb. Go Team America.
  • Gadgetfiles, on 10/10/2007, -8/+0You can also find it on www.redtube.com - it's their top video right now.
  • cdemeis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Watch it here:
    http://abc.go.com/latenight/jimmykimmel/index?pn=video
  • Xare, on 10/10/2007, -7/+4Some of you here can't take the Truth of it.

    Our kids have been dumbed down on purpose.
    • BladeMelbourne, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Why is the "t" in truth capitalized?
      I don't have any kids as I am not a goat who has reproduced.
      You do realize that dumb means unable to speak?
      Who is preventing goat kids from speaking on purpose?

      Tell the truth - you're 12 aren't you?
      • clorby, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1at least he (or she) doesn't willfully misunderstand a word to try to sound smarter. who would be talking about goats in this context?
  • xtlosx, on 10/10/2007, -10/+3buried because of jimmy kimmel... washed up loser
    • arcooke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Coming from the kid that lives with his mom insulting people he doesn't know over the internet. Yeah, you're much, much better than him.
  • cygnus2112, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1So funny :)
  • ezljfoid, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29mirror: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aR75L08SBHo
  • ascheinberg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I'm pretty sure she said "for our children" at the end, but Mario Lopez pulled the mike before should could say "children." In fact, if you watch the video, you can see her mouth it.
  • whickywhickyjim, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3jimmy kimmel is a pile of suck
  • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3She looks like Britney Spears. She's a dumb blond like her too.
    • uncwidiot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I think she resembles Jessica Simpson more, but yeah she does fit the "dumb blonde" stereotype.
  • uziko, on 10/10/2007, -12/+1I would drink her diarrhea.
  • BossKey, on 10/10/2007, -10/+2One thing I noticed in college is that when you're that age, no matter how much you might deny it and think you're a rebel, you tend to replicate your parents' personalities, especially in a pressure situation. Parental influence is no clearer than when a young person is out on their own for the first time. When you meet their parents, you learn that the kid's just been repeating whatever they've lived around while growing up because they haven't had the time to develop their own independent personality.

    I wouldn't be surprised if this young woman's parents are off-balance right-wingers who always complain about the lazy foreigner immigrants and how the US needs to cut off foreign aid and help Americans first. And think of the children.
    • catalysis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I think you are looking way to deeply into some little girl screwing up a speech.
      • BossKey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1It isn't just that she screwed up a speech. She screwed it up in a very specific way, that she got from somewhere inside her personality. That's what was interesting...why she screwed up the way she did. You end up wanting to know who programmed her.
        • BladeMelbourne, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I don't mind who programmed her, as long as I can disASSemble her.
    • Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4You're over evaluating that shes an imbecile.
  • BMANZZS, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
  • meretricis, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23This is why education is more important than beauty. This type of pageant ***** needs to stop. Her parents should be charge with neglect, what? they didn't notice their daughter was spending more time in front of the mirror than on learning?
    • Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5You know, the ironic thing is that most of these girls are doing the pageant for the grant to Harvard or Princeton that they give out to the winner.
      • arcooke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Proof please. I don't buy that for a second.
    • sweatyyeti, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1"Her parents should be charge with neglect, what?"

      Clearly your parents should also be charged with neglect.
    • aneilwutang, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6She isnt meant to be smart. She is meant to be some dudes hot trophy wife...
  • DanJohnHarris, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9My guess is her nervousness played a large factor. In her frenzy of nerves she called on anything she could grab to save her, including Iraq and the Asians. Her bad grammar could be the result of this too.
  • kams912, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Fix your pussy ass website!
  • coldskool, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Oh Yea??

    Well.. I would eat a giant bowl of her fingernails, *****, puke and herpe puss and wash it all down with some piss.
  • aztuscani, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3These pageants always try to convince us that there is more to hot blondes then their looks. Well, yet again they fail.
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