This Twitter Thread Of People's Favorite Onion Headlines Is A Perfect Way To Waste 20 Minutes Laughing
Prompt Twitter — where a user posts a question or prompt ("your quarantine name is the last thing you threw in the garbage!") in the hopes of garnering retweets and engagement — can be a deeply tedious affair.
But it's not all bad, as Twitter user @tonybonesarelli's thread proves. The original tweet asks others to reply with a classic Onion headline that they "think about the most [or] relate to most often." The resulting thread is… very good. We've picked out a few of our favorites, and we highly recommend scrolling through the full thread here.
If you have more time to kill (it's quarantine, of course you do), you can also drop the tweet link into Twitter's search function and scroll through the quote tweets, where you'll also find some gems:
[Via Twitter]
