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  • LordSeth, on 02/21/2008, -24/+687I see tools like this every time I go drinking at the pub
    • ProfessorSYM, on 02/21/2008, -3/+370You're going to the wrong pub then.
      • shredswithpiks, on 02/21/2008, -47/+9Not if chicks that that also show up
        • s1mph0ny, on 02/21/2008, -3/+64yeah, "that that" chicks are the best.
        • Tyr7BE, on 02/21/2008, -2/+38....parse error
        • ligyron, on 02/21/2008, -2/+33Could not compute
        • xxNIRVANAxx, on 02/21/2008, -2/+48written stutter?
        • Tiak, on 02/21/2008, -5/+15"Not if there are chicks like that that also show up" fixed.
          • mhender, on 02/21/2008, -10/+4Oh now it makes. Thank God Tiak was here to clarify.
          • IllBeBack, on 02/21/2008, -6/+2I think you meant: Not if chicks that look like that also show up.
        • mywhitenoise, on 02/21/2008, -11/+10That chick is generic looking. Boring, dumb, probably a prude *****.
          • CoolWind, on 02/21/2008, -2/+6She has a fake smile. She probably wishes that goofy guy would stop touching her.
          • teckieee, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1it looks like she didnt want to be in the picture. hostage picture taking?
          • kajoob, on 02/22/2008, -2/+2you sir, are a *****.
      • cawpin, on 02/21/2008, -11/+6ProfessorSYM - I would say he isn't going to a "pub" at all.
    • xptoast, on 02/21/2008, -3/+97This looks like a grown up cabbage patch kid with all those collars.
    • artisresistance, on 02/21/2008, -13/+45Guido alert!
      • tHePeOPle, on 02/21/2008, -1/+22A little more spray on tan and that stupid looking lip glossed kissy face and he's there.
      • therightclique, on 02/21/2008, -19/+8who doesn't love a good racial slur?
        • ayeroxor, on 02/21/2008, -7/+25Your chink mom.
        • artisresistance, on 02/21/2008, -1/+14Get with the program...

          From Wikipedia: "...in recent years, the term "guido" has been applied to a certain style rather than just a person of Italian ancestry. Due to the emergence of this term, some people have been referred to as "guido" despite the fact that they have no Italian ancestry."
          • kajoob, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1If Wikipedia says it, it must be true. You really put him in his place!
        • ramunenke, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3guido's of america are like britains chavs
          • ayeroxor, on 02/23/2008, -0/+1And apostrophes of pluralization are like... well, something stupid.
        • kajoob, on 02/21/2008, -0/+5Wops apparently
      • hawarkarem, on 02/21/2008, -2/+1how does one pronounce "guido"? i've only ever read it not heard anyone say it.
        • actorboy, on 02/21/2008, -1/+8gwee'-doe
        • diktator279, on 02/22/2008, -15/+3Say it so it rhymes with Fido (the dog)


          C'mon, let him say it a couple times, it will be hilarious
        • mackattack22, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3not unless you pronounce that as "fee-doe"
        • FreydNot, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2Just like the starwars character
        • LordMaul, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3Yeah, like "Greedo" with a "w."
      • LeeSoong, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Chris Kanik picking on an audience member -

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkKoEF78jo
    • themastersb, on 02/21/2008, -3/+213According to the douchebag flow chart that guy seems to be a douchebag x10.
    • diggit83, on 02/21/2008, -2/+117This is my new ***** haircut...
    • NJank, on 02/21/2008, -0/+22and the hair matches too... the paintbrush look!
      http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20080208
    • pyrophire, on 02/21/2008, -1/+72JAGERBOMB!
    • rpebble, on 02/21/2008, -7/+49Hah I know this kid, we submitted this picture with the same subtitle to Collegehumor about two months back. Fortunately, the getup was a joke. Unfortunately, people like that actually exist.
    • yfguitarist, on 02/21/2008, -5/+88From kamikaze87:

      Holy ***** I partied with them at University of Delaware this past weekend.
      I called my friend from UoD and was cracking up when I told him about the picture. Apparently he was dressing up at a theme party and was dressed as a "tool" (Yes UoD is VERY close to NJ)
      He's actually a cool guy and so is his GIRLFRIEND (not sister!) but this picture made my spit soda out of my mouth after seeing it.
      Dugg.
      • Disneyisevil50, on 02/22/2008, -3/+5I live in Newark (Delaware) about 2 minutes from main street and UoD, and I'm going there...because that's so relevant...look, no one ever ***** mentions Delaware, so every time I see it I'm like, OMG DELAWARE...DMA anyone?
        • JoeDiggsIt, on 02/22/2008, -0/+7What the ***** is a Delaware....Oh yeah that state....or county....I get confused.
    • PixelMagic, on 02/21/2008, -1/+37Just wait until 2015. All kids will wear their clothes inside out.
    • xlneoMAXlx, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Double vision in the mirror?
    • kamikaze87, on 02/21/2008, -0/+16Okay okay, got more info on it: He did the multiple shirts thing for St Patty's day. Still ***** hilarious seeing this on here. Surprised I hadn't seen it before. Next time I see him I'm going to call him coolness. lol.
    • NinjaBoy, on 02/21/2008, -12/+4Before we go hatting on him to much....he does have a girl friend.....i mean id wear 4 popped collars if it would increase the odds of me getting a bj.
      • cdahlkvist, on 02/21/2008, -1/+9I didn't even notice a hat on him.
        • DephexTwin, on 02/21/2008, -0/+9Quit being a player hatter.
        • dswinder, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Thanks you so much for the hat comment. That made my year.
      • sarixe, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3then you'd be a TOOL
    • intothemoat, on 02/21/2008, -4/+2It should be illegal to have a monopoly on hatred...
    • darkciti2, on 02/21/2008, -5/+4He may look like a dolt, but he must be doing something right if he's banging that cute little brunette.

      That or she's a fag hag.
    • tugger, on 02/21/2008, -1/+4com.pen.sating!!!

      'Small guy syndrome' so has extra shirts to look bigger, and small girlfriend so he doesn't appear to be "throwing a sausage up the high street"
      (ref. viz profanisaurus)
    • bigmike7, on 02/22/2008, -7/+1"I see tools like this every time I go drinking at the pub"

      That's because you go to "pubs", which invite pretentiousness. Go to a bar.
      • badjoke, on 02/22/2008, -0/+6Not everyone is American. In other English speaking countries "pub" is all there is.
      • BillyTIdaho, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1Most people in Canada and the UK call refer to "bars" as "pubs." It isn't like they are two separate and distinct places.
      • pmac, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1pub = public bar
    • taboam, on 02/22/2008, -0/+9Looks like a massive green vagina
    • FadieZ, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3D-D-D-DOUCHE BREAKER
    • LeeSoong, on 02/28/2008, -1/+2Lord Xenu's Collar's popped - The Leader of Cool:

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Xenu ...
  • FameMoney, on 02/21/2008, -98/+71He has an excuse ...I see snow in the picture, it must be cold.
    • ghee, on 02/21/2008, -1/+212Why wouldn't he just put on a jacket? Oh, that's right, he's a douche.
      • RoroCo, on 02/21/2008, -3/+330One popped collar makes you a douche. Four makes you a quadouche. You add the jacket and you get the rare Coated Quadouche - although in near extinction in areas outside of Jersey - a magnificent site to behold.
        • SurrealDream, on 02/21/2008, -1/+32Pentadouche!
        • WaltDismal, on 02/21/2008, -0/+16Bonus points for the rare Orange-Tanned Coated Quadouche that only drinks Jaeger bombs and eats eucalyptus leaves.
        • Cannon49, on 02/21/2008, -3/+4I couldn't digg your comment fast enough
    • Monkeywithacold, on 02/21/2008, -3/+36I got the sarcasm.
    • MattB123, on 02/21/2008, -2/+7I bet that's why he has a small wiener too.
    • DrewBlood, on 02/21/2008, -0/+9And the collars are popped to keep the wind off his neck of course! It's like a scarf made of coolness.
    • snowskate22, on 02/22/2008, -2/+4? Yeah defenitely. That's why his girl is wearing a sleevless shirt.
    • DarkWolf54, on 02/23/2008, -0/+0That would be why he's is wearing 4 Polo T-Shirts and his girl is wearing a sleeveless instead of just putting on a jacket
  • swissjames, on 02/21/2008, -14/+1461his eyes are so close together, it's like he's beaming coolness into my brain
    • sockpuppets, on 02/21/2008, -6/+57He's like the Sylar of popped collars. She's under his spell.
    • abcdefghijkkk, on 02/21/2008, -18/+979That girl must be a mechanic, because she knows how to pick a TOOL.
      • Coffeedemon, on 02/21/2008, -7/+177Thread's over. You win.
      • hammburglar, on 02/21/2008, -2/+471000 diggs wouldnt even do that justice. we need a new system now. thanks.
        • BossKey, on 02/21/2008, -6/+19How about KDs, as in "That last Mac submission got 3KDs" (KiloDiggs)
          • therightclique, on 02/21/2008, -10/+8that is terrible. stop communicating. you don't meet the necessary criteria.
          • Timbertron3000, on 02/21/2008, -1/+23Nahh... Thats too metric. In the USA, it would be 12 diggs to a hole, and to convert between KD's and holes, we'd need to type it in to google....
        • DeadlyAlpaca, on 02/21/2008, -1/+3kD*
      • mathwiz1991, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2That just made my entire day! Thank You!
      • atonement, on 02/22/2008, -7/+5Yes, but will he blend?
      • LordSeth, on 02/22/2008, -2/+4Not the sharpest tool in the shed but certainly the biggest
    • KraftDinner101, on 02/21/2008, -2/+127Yea but at least he only needs one goggle go swimming in the pool.
      • ichibanstunna, on 02/21/2008, -10/+1unigoogle
      • kewidogg, on 02/21/2008, -8/+6props for family guy, but de-props for messing it up
      • NeoCortex, on 02/21/2008, -1/+64I've been on Digg too long. I had to read that twice to realize you said "goggle" and not "google"
      • JordanE, on 02/21/2008, -5/+1That maybe, but I only need one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
      • stephengotlost, on 02/22/2008, -0/+6I..I have to draw you..
    • JLecker, on 02/21/2008, -11/+3He's staring straight into my soul...
      • Grindelwald, on 02/22/2008, -3/+2I'm staring at my wall, thinking how lame your comment is.
    • SuperWinner, on 02/21/2008, -3/+37So thats what its like to peak in High School. Me no want.
    • ChaosProfessor, on 02/21/2008, -21/+7yah but he only needs to wear one goggle when he goes swimming in his pool
    • skyshock1, on 02/21/2008, -0/+27He exudes Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
      • lineweight, on 02/21/2008, -4/+0FAS is a widened gap between eyes. Geez. Get it straight. ;)
      • SuperWinner, on 02/21/2008, -0/+9Is that a new flavor for Axe deodorant body spray?
    • usrlocalbin, on 02/21/2008, -1/+19He missed the last step or two of evolution.
    • Escamotage, on 02/21/2008, -6/+4LMAO. I wish I could put your comment in as a Favorite.
      • SuperWinner, on 02/21/2008, -1/+2REPLY! Its right under the comment you want to respond to.
    • Orb9, on 02/21/2008, -4/+3They say the further apart ones eyes are the more intelligent one is.. Take Oprah for example.. she could walk sideways like a crab and see infront and behind
      • Pikachelsea, on 02/22/2008, -0/+7I'm afraid I'm going to have to present Britney Spears as conclusive evidence of the failure of your theory.
    • Servebot, on 02/21/2008, -1/+15dont make fun of people with down syndrome
    • teejer, on 02/21/2008, -1/+18i...have to paint you.
    • L0g1X, on 02/21/2008, -0/+0From what I remember in my high school biology class, if a mother consumes too much alcohol while pregnant, her child will have eyes that are close together.
    • Cheezeburgar, on 02/22/2008, -1/+5A challenger appears.
      http://www.isdsgn.com/blog/uploaded_images/Mr.Cool ...
      • absentmindedjwc, on 02/22/2008, -0/+14 popped collers vs. none... this is an easy win
    • BlueCadenza, on 02/22/2008, -1/+0You, my friend, deserve every thousand diggs you have collected. Its almost like 1,000 popped collars over this guys 4.
    • XxERMxX, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1I bet less than 200 of your diggs understand that.
    • dominikkom, on 02/22/2008, -1/+3ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!111!1one
    • bonzoape, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1And god said unto Popped Collars "You will be the biggest douchebag of all time!"
  • jeaikz09, on 02/21/2008, -10/+211It really takes a lot of concentration to get that douche bag image out huh?
    • Janv1er, on 02/21/2008, -5/+137All douches pop the collar.
      http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Phot ...
      • xptoast, on 02/21/2008, -3/+10Nice picture to link to. I almost fell off my chair. She is a douche. Now just to find the bag to put her in.
    • NSResponder, on 02/21/2008, -6/+1Either concentration, or Scientology "auditing".

      -jcr
      • badjoke, on 02/22/2008, -0/+6Thank god you signed your comment. I don't know what I would've done if I didn't know your real initials.
    • KaiSe7eN, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2His head looks like it's about to blossom like a flower with the collars as the petals.....mega douche.
  • theForemanGrill, on 02/21/2008, -73/+22reminded me of this pic : http://uxxb.com/pictures/friendzone/
    • MikeinLoFi, on 02/21/2008, -3/+36I don't see a relation.
    • hammburglar, on 02/21/2008, -9/+7its still funny
    • PixelMagic, on 02/21/2008, -3/+15They are just digging you down because it hits too close to home.
    • weirdness67, on 02/21/2008, -2/+7Players have a term for guys like that (ones that always get LJBF'ed--Let's Just Be Friends): EMOTIONAL TAMPONS!!

      And yes, I think you're getting dugg down because that seriously hit a nerve for a lot of diggers who are bitter and jealous about it. They're bitter about the fact that they're emotional tampons and they know it, even if they don't know it by that exact term, and they're jealous of the guy who's actually banging the girl, who they get to hear all about when he acts like an ***** and she comes crying to them about it--hence the term 'emotional tampon'.
  • compuclean, on 02/21/2008, -12/+130Damn, he was so cool I almost shivered...
  • chuzbox, on 02/21/2008, -11/+290Apparently 4 collars will get you a girl, because you could be the biggest douche bag and it will still get one like this guy.
    • kenplaysviola, on 02/21/2008, -15/+10We all bag on these types of guys who have 4-collars and dress like a douche (douche dressing chart), but they get results with the ladies. So to us guys they look like douches, but to the women they are attractive and 4-collars too cool.
      • ghetek, on 02/21/2008, -4/+15I find women are more attracted to confidence and individuality. these tools are so cookie-cutter
      • d3dm, on 02/21/2008, -3/+58It's not the four popped collars that the girls go for - it's his obvious confidence. This clown has so much confidence in himself that he can wear crap like that and still strut around like the ***** of the walk.
        • dondara, on 02/21/2008, -2/+20Dugg for wisdom
        • Navicerts, on 02/21/2008, -1/+11But given enough time even the foolish girl will find that the confidence is unfounded.
          • therightclique, on 02/21/2008, -0/+8But by then, he will have already seen everything.
      • repmekevets, on 02/21/2008, -2/+16the kind of girl that thinks 2+ (4 is outrageous) popped collars is cool is one that i wouldn't be interested in anyway.
        • therightclique, on 02/21/2008, -0/+6i've yet to meet a single girl that isn't that girl. . . which is massively depressing.
          • TheCasablancan, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1You should be like me and go for Chinese Med School Students. The ones I meet are ***** crazy, but I love it.
      • IdevInull, on 02/21/2008, -1/+21I am sure it is his sister.
    • oldhick, on 02/21/2008, -1/+25Who gives a rats ass about some whiny girl that's in to douche bags. There are plenty of real women that will laugh at that guys premaddona BS and any dumb chick that falls for him.
      • JessicaSarahS, on 02/21/2008, -2/+17A-*****-men. Vain guys are embarrassingly stupid, over cocky for no other reason than thinking they look good (which they don't) and too into themselves anyway.
        • silencerider151, on 02/21/2008, -2/+7Dugg for being a girl with a clue.
      • phrenzy, on 02/21/2008, -2/+2"...that will laugh at that guys premaddona BS..."

        Wait, this guy is going to become Madonna someday?
    • Dundasbro, on 02/21/2008, -3/+55Probably his sister.
    • gallagherFTW, on 02/21/2008, -1/+7his assortment of collars looks like a flower.
    • hagfish70, on 02/21/2008, -5/+16Dude, your better off being single than dating a c*nt like that. I know that sounds harsh, but any girl that would date a douche like that is a C-U-N-T.
      • dbz253, on 02/21/2008, -0/+12why was it ok to type "c-u-n-t" but not "*****"?
    • slambert90, on 02/21/2008, -1/+11He has 4 popped-collars too many...
    • sgtpppr, on 02/21/2008, -0/+10Honestly, which is worse...this guy or the FACT girls fall for this form of douchebaggery. Guys would NOT dress like this if it didn't get them laid. Females don't realize how much control they really do have over guys. If you stop dating douchebags, assholes, and morons, they'll start fading out.
    • woofers07, on 02/21/2008, -0/+13http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
    • SuperWinner, on 02/21/2008, -0/+9Are women unable to see douchebaggery?
    • Impeller, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2He's the sherminator...
    • DemDude, on 02/22/2008, -0/+6You have a point. Most girls are somehow extremely attracted to assholes...
      On another note, what was that guy thinking when he chose what to wear? "Alright, let's see... I'll wear shorts, socks, pants, a polo shirt, a polo shirt, a polo shirt, a polo shirt and perhaps a watch?"
    • rurounikengyrl, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3if the girl does date a douchebag like that, well that only makes her a douche who probably only wants you to buy her more Cosmopolitans and carry her stupid dog.
  • suzywang3000, on 02/21/2008, -36/+76It's not very nice to make fun of retarded people, benb24...
    • elint6, on 02/21/2008, -6/+17I don't know why you're being buried. You're absolutely right.
      • TruMetaluna, on 02/21/2008, -3/+8You're right, but its still fun!
    • hurt911gen, on 02/21/2008, -14/+4It's not nice to make fun of nigge...oops, sryboutdat.
    • ToBeFairOKChaps, on 02/21/2008, -5/+0Not all people of the collar-enpopperising variety are retarded:
      http://tinyurl.com/2e3oav
      It's a tribute to their evil overlords.

      I tell you, they have a plan. If only they were mature enough to grow a goatee then they'd have been stopped before all this.
  • TnTBass, on 02/21/2008, -11/+271Its true. I will never be that cool.

    I'm ok with that.
  • PhoenixAgent, on 02/21/2008, -26/+4414chan called, they want their memes back.
    • a6n28f, on 02/21/2008, -41/+121992 called. They want their joke back.
      • JoshuaH, on 02/21/2008, -4/+11Was 4chan even around then?
      • trisweb, on 02/21/2008, -0/+331886 called. Just thought I'd let you know. They didn't leave a message, the uptight bastards, but they'll probably call back if it's important. Probably don't know what an "answering machine" is.
        • Scrappy1850, on 02/21/2008, -0/+51975 called... they want their answering machine back. they left a message on my voicemail.
    • markwilcox, on 02/21/2008, -7/+126Don't you get it? THIS IS 4CHAN
      • asskey, on 02/21/2008, -1/+26NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      • shredswithpiks, on 02/21/2008, -1/+35/b/ is infecting everything I know :(
      • RandomTaskMan, on 02/21/2008, -3/+1174CHAN?

        THIS IS DIGGGGGGG!
      • moush, on 02/21/2008, -3/+29This is where the pussies from 4chan go when they're tired of seeing dicks.
        • kcdstudios, on 02/21/2008, -0/+7pretty much. count me in that demographic
      • CATSCEO, on 02/21/2008, -8/+15I thought this was Sparta?
      • CrackIsWack, on 02/21/2008, -8/+4bunch of newfags...
      • Llanowar, on 02/21/2008, -7/+3Nah, we're not 4chan, we're just a minor extension.
      • solarwind24, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
    • GrendelT, on 02/21/2008, -4/+43Seriously.
      This was on 4chan a month ago.
      Reddit yesterday.
      Now Digg.

      Question is where do memes go afterward? They spawn at 4chan or SA, trickle down to reddit, end up on digg... then myspace?
      • korea, on 02/21/2008, -0/+52Yahoo/del.icio.us


        there they age like fine wine until they are ready for digg again.
      • LLLSecretChimp, on 02/21/2008, -0/+11They hide for a week and then come back to digg. Dozens of commenters then point out that this was on the front page a week ago.
      • dondara, on 02/21/2008, -0/+4hehe, you said myspace.
      • Klarth, on 02/21/2008, -0/+18Ebaums.
        • TokenWhiteGuy, on 02/21/2008, -2/+14Chan took over Ebaums years ago.
      • Texmurphy01, on 02/21/2008, -2/+9A month ago? Lurk the ***** more
    • RatherDashing, on 02/21/2008, -2/+20in b4 slow poke
    • alostreflection, on 02/21/2008, -8/+6as someone who isnt very privy to internet lingo for the most part, what is a meme?
    • rune420, on 02/21/2008, -13/+6Way to be an ass; this wasn't even originally from 4chan, it was on collegehumor first.
      http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1794608
      • lime148, on 02/21/2008, -0/+16That explains why the image in the motivational poster is at a higher resolution and not watermarked.
    • popularwinner, on 02/21/2008, -1/+15Agreed. Old meme is old.
    • ByteGuerilla, on 02/21/2008, -2/+16Every repost is a repost of a repost.
    • xsquirrel378x, on 02/21/2008, -2/+14COOLNESS IS NOT A MEME
      MILHOUSE IS A MEME
      • jackyyll, on 02/21/2008, -6/+2milhouse is not a meme is a meme, newfag
        • ileftfark, on 02/21/2008, -1/+20only newfags say "newfag", newfag
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    • Navicerts, on 02/21/2008, -7/+24Chan? Didn't that "meme" come from Seinfeld?
      • Rheic, on 02/22/2008, -0/+3The jerk store called... they're running out of you!
    • rockefeller2, on 02/21/2008, -8/+15Jesus, do people have to keep using these trite worn out repeated comments?
      _____ called, they want their ______ back.
      I see what you did there.
      In soviet Russia _____ _____'s you.
      I'm in your ____, ____ing your _____.
      ***** people, get some originality
      • Defuser, on 02/21/2008, -3/+26I see what you did there.
      • 1b2a, on 02/21/2008, -2/+28In Soviet Russia originality *****'s you.
      • ellkro, on 02/22/2008, -0/+0dugg for that last trite worn out repeated comment.
        ("***** people, get some originality")
      • eyesmell, on 02/22/2008, -2/+4This was a triumph
        • cyb3rdemon, on 02/22/2008, -2/+2I'm making a note here: EPIC FAIL
      • dawnraid101, on 02/22/2008, -0/+41). Look at obligitory comments,
        2). list them then mock them.
        3)???????
        4). PROFIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        i see what i did their.
        • ifknot, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1ouch! are you sure you meant to use the possessive adjective "their" as opposed to, and imo correctly, the abstract impression of place with "there"? or was it switch & bait?
      • FadieZ, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1iliketurtles.
      • sugarkang, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2i'm in ur poloz, poppin ur collarz.
      • xaeon, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1There's no apostrophe in "In soviet Russia _____ _____'s you."

        Do you see what I did there?
    • therightclique, on 02/21/2008, -6/+14chan people always take credit for something that doesn't belong to 4chan. that's hilarious. they take credit for lolcats constantly.... i get the feeling none of these jackasses was on the internet in 1994 or 1995 when all the same jokes that they take credit for still existed... long before 4chan.
      • Errdoth, on 02/21/2008, -1/+4I'm going to guess that the current batch of /b/tards (post /b/day ones) weren't even alive in 1994...
    • ImBreno, on 02/22/2008, -4/+1Follow rule 1 & 2
    • nVoy, on 02/22/2008, -0/+4It's e/b/aumsworld.
    • BeefyCow2001, on 02/22/2008, -2/+1What is this "4chan" you speak of? (^.~)b
  • ElAssoWipo, on 02/21/2008, -8/+437In all fairness, if they weren't popped it would just be worse.
    • DPowers08, on 02/21/2008, -1/+8...or just don't wear four collared shirts at the same time period.
    • isaactwito, on 02/21/2008, -1/+3In all fairness, the style of popped collars evolved from how cool the people were who were wearing the popped collars to begin with. Originally they had to wear five to seventeen designer kevlar polo shirts to protect their awesome-coolness from all the jealous people.
      • Shrubber, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1Kevlar polo shirts? I want some of those. And if I had seventeen kevlar polo shirts, I probably would wear quite a few of them at once.
    • benjaminbr, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2No, it wouldn't be worse. He would be strangled.
    • ophello, on 02/21/2008, -3/+2im gonna go out on a limb here and say he PROBABLY WASNT REALLY WEARING THEM OUT ON THE TOWN
  • sDow, on 02/21/2008, -14/+846That guy has a vagina neck.
    • asskey, on 02/21/2008, -2/+59What the ***** kind of Vagina has four lips on either side?
    • staxofmax, on 02/21/2008, -4/+14And the Comment of the Year award goes to....
    • cgrickard, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3big, angry, man-spewing, vag.
      • oojamaflip2006, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1Arent most vaginas man spewing?
    • bahamuto, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1Va Jay jay neck... I love it!
    • itzmattu, on 02/21/2008, -1/+7Vageyena Man?
      • SNIPE07, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2pfft, already submitted to maddox. Losers.
    • newelement, on 02/21/2008, -0/+4Thanks for making me laugh out loud in my cubie, where no one else is making a noise in my office...
    • jarvismak, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1I nearly spit out my food... that shows me not to eat and read Digg at the same time.
    • fluxion, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1looks more like a flower with a head growing out of it
    • SweetJones, on 02/22/2008, -0/+0...and some badly beat up vag at that.
    • moonlessrat, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1All green....more like he rammed his head through a cabbage =)
  • reuscel, on 02/21/2008, -6/+456Someday, we'll all look back on this and laugh. For me, that day is today.
    • jmkiii, on 02/21/2008, -0/+20Are you from the future?
      • SurrealDream, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3No, he just sits at the PC desk the wrong way round.
    • SpeshulEd, on 02/21/2008, -0/+6Someday, we'll all look back on this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh... ohhh boy.
  • DarKnight90, on 02/21/2008, -36/+19old 4chan photo is old
    • recruz, on 02/21/2008, -5/+9then stay off digg- not everyone has as much time as you do
    • shredswithpiks, on 02/21/2008, -0/+8the proper format would be

      "OLD MEME IS OLD"

      stop adding syllables ok
      • CrackIsWack, on 02/21/2008, -3/+2oldfag elitist prick is an oldfag
  • talonstriker, on 02/21/2008, -10/+54Yes, but can he reverse global warming?
    • securitymonkey, on 02/21/2008, -2/+3Dugg for KillFace quote from "Frisky Dingo"
      • xptoast, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2dugg for frisky dingo
        • DeadBabyFloat, on 02/21/2008, -0/+7Dugg for the sake of making this comment tree deeper.
          • s1mph0ny, on 02/21/2008, -0/+8Deeper and Deeper, way down...
          • asebastian, on 02/21/2008, -1/+0is there a tree depth limit??
          • Jaliyl, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2This seems to be the tree depth limit, I cant reply to s1mph0ny
    • Balk2K, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2He's certainly green enough
  • matthewdestroys, on 02/21/2008, -5/+293i bet his name is blaine.
    • Grommy, on 02/21/2008, -1/+56I'm almost certain I know who the kid is. He went to my high school and his name is Travis.
      • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/21/2008, -0/+52He looks like a Travis
        • xlneoMAXlx, on 02/21/2008, -0/+8Note the eyes. This is proof he is a Travis.
      • TurdFaceManLove, on 02/21/2008, -1/+27Man... since when did my name become synonymous with douchebags... goddamnit.
        • yfguitarist, on 02/21/2008, -0/+41Shut up douchebag
        • CheezeMonkey, on 02/21/2008, -0/+49well with a name like TurdFaceManLove...
        • TurdFaceManLove, on 02/21/2008, -0/+30sigh... *pops collar(s) & shuts up*
        • SuperDevil, on 02/21/2008, -3/+4Is ok, my name is Travis too. But I asked my mom and she said I'm not a douchebag... so there.
    • Gunsdead, on 02/21/2008, -0/+20My guess was either Biff or Tad.
    • SleepJunkie, on 02/21/2008, -0/+13Zac?
    • xerigen, on 02/21/2008, -1/+10I bet it's Caleb
    • yfguitarist, on 02/21/2008, -0/+14Troy
      Trey
      Chet
      Chip
      Colt
    • BigLLamasHouse, on 02/21/2008, -8/+2his name is Roger Paulson
    • dbz253, on 02/21/2008, -0/+13nah dude. it's chazz
    • jmdisme, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2OR....Tucker. Hi Tuckerrrrrrr....I'm Taaaaahd....Hi Todd I'm Tucker!
    • r0ryb0ryalis, on 02/22/2008, -0/+5And he's a gym leader on Cinnabar Island?
    • luseton, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2His name is Guy
  • ats314, on 02/21/2008, -18/+217I wonder if he's from Jersey.
  • illuuu, on 02/21/2008, -7/+95Quadruple Douchebaggery!
  • Rawbt, on 02/21/2008, -16/+5must have been cold wearing all those layer, oh wait hes a pussy!
  • busybenj, on 02/21/2008, -12/+5The cross-eyed Kanye!
  • eyefone, on 02/21/2008, -12/+87He's so cool I violently vomited all over my keyboard
  • homerjs, on 02/21/2008, -14/+3The Douchebaggiest
  • troycott, on 02/21/2008, -14/+500jokes on him -- she has a penis
  • Idowhatiwant, on 02/21/2008, -3/+310How much time do you think he spent deciding which shade of green should be which layer?
    • Cheddar79, on 02/21/2008, -0/+26Dark should go at the bottom and the lightest should be at the front!!! Perspective shading FTW.
    • Whippets, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3Days
    • rurounikengyrl, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2he probably asked his friends for help.
  • jspania, on 02/21/2008, -16/+577Is your collar popped?----> Yes?------> You're a douchebag.
    • surilamin, on 02/21/2008, -69/+5Of course, being somewhat fashionable makes you a douchebag!!!
      • shredswithpiks, on 02/21/2008, -4/+52popped collars are somewhat fashionable?

        even the frat-boy-esque guys I hang out with don't tolerate this crap
      • hammburglar, on 02/21/2008, -0/+23howd this guy manage to find digg. or his keyboard.
      • Whippets, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Digg him up. Let everyone see how stupid he is.
        • hammburglar, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1more people see it if he has more negative diggs. my thought process goes like this. skim through....keep skimming....OH, -48?....i wonder what this jackass said to get so low. awe man its just another one of those extremely creative rick roll guys.
      • Unclekoolaid, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1This coming from some1 who claims to be anon. "This is ANONYMOUS! Read the rules if you are going to protest, and spread the rules to others..."
    • BigLLamasHouse, on 02/21/2008, -1/+9or in this case, a quadbag
    • geoff1210, on 02/21/2008, -1/+21Is your collar popped?----> Yes?------> You're a douchebag.

      Is your collar popped 4 times?----> Yes?------> Wow. Fellate a gun barrel, now.
      • theratboy, on 02/22/2008, -0/+14 times?, the same collar??


        divide by zero kekekekke
    • ispeakasian, on 02/22/2008, -3/+2i see what you did there ... :P
    • ifknot, on 02/22/2008, -1/+2I IZ IN YUR FLOCHART POPPIN YUR DOUCHEBAGZ
  • gannondork, on 02/21/2008, -5/+20I remember MC Hammer put out a single called "pop your collar" I think this guy took it too seriously.
    • riklomas, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Usher, not MC Hammer /pedant
      • Etchii, on 02/21/2008, -1/+33 6 mafia has one.
        Now eva since i can remember i've been poppin my collar (poppin poppin my collar, poppin poppin my collar)
        Now eva since i can remember i've been workin these ho's... And they betta put my money in my hand.


        lol
        • dylan420, on 02/21/2008, -3/+1I *love* three six...


          gotta stay high, hi hi igh gh high high
    • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/21/2008, -6/+5Blacks can get away with bad fashion better than us pale whiteys.
      • rex84, on 02/21/2008, -2/+8No, they look just as stupid as we do, we're just too big of pussies to say anything.
    • gannondork, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SPWieM21Ig

      No it's hammer.
    • mykalimba, on 02/21/2008, -0/+0That's 2 Live Crew you're thinking of. "Pop That ..." Oh wait, that's something else...
    • SuperWinner, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1Just think of the first moment he made the decision to pop the collar... what excitement that must have been for him. Now, in order to capture the excitement again he is up to 4 collars that must be popped. Where will it stop?
  • missingnoh4x, on 02/21/2008, -15/+5How many times have I seen this photo in the past few days?
  • camkerr, on 02/21/2008, -6/+133Ma! Where's the protein ?!?!
    • ScottyDontKnow, on 02/21/2008, -26/+5YAGGERBOMBS!! YAGGERBOMBS!! YAGGERBOMBS!! ***** YAGGERBOMBS!! YAGGERBOMBS!! YAGGERBOMBS!! ***** YAGGERBOMBS!!
      • seinman, on 02/21/2008, -3/+35Jager, idiot.
        • Etchii, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1I really want a Jagerator. A bar near me has a 4 bottle one. yum.
          random comments ftw!
        • spudnic, on 02/21/2008, -1/+5JAGER IDIOT!! JAGER IDIOT!! JAGER IDIOT!! JAGER IDIOT!! JAGER IDIOT!! JAGER IDIOT!!
        • dracostimpy, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1For now perhaps, but eventually everything will be spelled phonetically in America since we're overrun by idiots.
        • caffiend, on 02/21/2008, -1/+3YAGGER isn't even phonetic for Jäger. It'd be more like YAYGUR.
      • paradigm1220, on 02/21/2008, -0/+6Obviously, Scotty Don't Know.
      • dawnraid101, on 02/22/2008, -2/+1pffft if you guys saw the orig vdeo he wouldnt have been dugg down.
    • skyroket, on 02/21/2008, -0/+9Girls love my new *****' heahcut, and if they don't, they're *****' skanks. Skanks... *****' skank... *****' skanks...
  • moolf, on 02/21/2008, -4/+10i just can't stop imagining how uncomfortable those layers must be
  • antisthenex, on 02/21/2008, -41/+26I logged in just to bury this.

    Are you guys serious? Digg is not the place for this. Goto 4chan or 7chan if you want this kind of stuff.
    • Tyr7BE, on 02/21/2008, -0/+40Right. Digg is for serious news only.
      • hammburglar, on 02/21/2008, -2/+11MUST BURY ALL NON-RON PAUL RELATED NEWS!!!!!!
        • LogitechG15, on 02/21/2008, -1/+9Digg's herd mentality shifted from Ron Paul to Obama if you have not noticed by now.
        • Scheissen, on 02/21/2008, -2/+3Ron Paul is worth reading about unlike Obamaspam.
    • spudnic, on 02/21/2008, -6/+3This is the nature of 'social news' websites unfortunately, there will be more and more crap.
      Idiots are in the majority.
    • flazz, on 02/21/2008, -2/+20chill out ... take off some layers
    • FearLess77, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Digg is for the popular think, and if you think contrary maybe you should investigate a different news site
    • DharmaTurtle, on 02/21/2008, -0/+5Digg needs a "Not News" section.
    • lilaliend, on 02/21/2008, -1/+5This is appropriate for Digg in the hopes that the featured douchebag will see this and realize his douchebaggery
    • sixhoursoflucy, on 02/21/2008, -2/+1I agree, this kind of thing is beneath digg.
  • emachine6000, on 02/21/2008, -4/+221Yeah, a lot of the homeless guys in my neighborhood wear all the clothes they own too.
  • ZoNeD, on 02/21/2008, -20/+9Girls really do like popped collars.
  • demonstar55, on 02/21/2008, -11/+3...
  • wireframework, on 02/21/2008, -12/+7DOUCHE.
    • chamberlanderic, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1i would like to ad: DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE
  • moocowrat, on 02/21/2008, -19/+270yes...but will he blend?
  • recruz, on 02/21/2008, -3/+24what's even more of the awesome, is each shirt is a shade of green- i can't compete with this
  • hokie47, on 02/21/2008, -12/+5This guy might be just at a social making fun of popped collars. I used to do similar stuff like this when I was in college. A common social was golf pro's and tennis hoes.
    • moush, on 02/21/2008, -2/+8douchebag
    • Cheddar79, on 02/21/2008, -2/+6Still doesn't detract from his coolness...and now yours.
    • TheMarenum, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1No, kids like that are serious. This kid I went to high school with used to wear three at a time almost every day. Everyone gave him mad ***** for it but he did it anyway.
    • zeabu, on 02/21/2008, -3/+1Making fun of someone we all do, but look at his face. That's something you HAVE.
    • yacks, on 02/22/2008, -3/+1Where do we find these tennis hoes and how much do they charge? Are these Tennis hoes classier and more expensive than the normal street hoe?
  • chrisinsocalif, on 02/21/2008, -9/+4Could be worse, he could have had 6 popped collars.
  • k1down, on 02/21/2008, -3/+28Good ol' lettuce neck. Gets the girl everytime.
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    • hexalite, on 02/21/2008, -3/+62Captain Jean-Luc Picard?
    • Asvetic, on 02/21/2008, -4/+78Is that a wheel of cheese?
      • evanscott07, on 02/22/2008, -1/+1you ate a whole wheel of cheese? how'd you do that? i'm not even mad.... that's amazing!!!
        • mnevstar, on 02/22/2008, -3/+0ha! was hoping that someone didn't beat me to the gun with that one!
    • banido, on 02/21/2008, -10/+4IT´S A DOUCHE!
    • LettuceJoans, on 02/21/2008, -11/+6Thank you for facepalming this old-ass image that's been floating around the chan sites forever.
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      • chucali, on 02/21/2008, -0/+15We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel douchness of that magnitude!
      • poordavey, on 02/21/2008, -0/+4Good call
      • Etchii, on 02/22/2008, -4/+1IS ascii art the new thing on Digg?
      • bayouJosh, on 02/22/2008, -2/+1Admiral Ackbar's cereal! Made with imitation crab meat!
    • hightower77, on 02/21/2008, -0/+25IT'S A TRAP!
    • skabyss, on 02/21/2008, -0/+17There has been an odd amount of face-palming going on around digg lately.
      • pikpikcarrotmon, on 02/22/2008, -0/+5It's because every day we don't think people can get any dumber yet every day we're proven wrong.
    • Whippets, on 02/21/2008, -8/+3Do you really have that much time on your hands?
      • utahnkid, on 02/21/2008, -3/+4...from the kid who had enough time to comment the apparently time wasting post
    • avenu420, on 02/22/2008, -0/+2i love ascii art. digg, can you support ansi now?
    • sherifsarcasm, on 02/23/2008, -0/+0that is quality comment especially since that was my initial reaction
  • analogkid, on 02/21/2008, -2/+25Goes well with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNgzKlKPhJY
    • Crosshare, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2I never know whether to take that video seriously or not.
  • Caukin, on 02/21/2008, -5/+15Who wears 4 short sleeve shirts, all with collars?

    ... Other than this douchbag
  • Igei, on 02/21/2008, -6/+2Way to layer up...
  • gymbrall, on 02/21/2008, -2/+5does anyone else think his head looks like a cabbage in those shirts?

    cabbage patch head is not cool... it's just not...
    • robmizelldotcom, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1yeah, that's the first thing I thought of.
  • RedNeckerson, on 02/21/2008, -7/+35I thought this preppy abomination from the 80's had died. You kids need to come up with your own fashion disasters.
    That hair-covering-your-eyes thing is a good one. So is the worn-out flip flops thing with your gross pale-white bony toes showing. Stay with that stuff.
    • mhender, on 02/21/2008, -1/+15Yes, a man named RedNeckerson is giving fashion advice to today's youth. We should all pick up our styling cues from Larry the Cable Guy.
      • RedNeckerson, on 02/21/2008, -1/+13Sadly, I'm apparently overqualified for the job.
        Git 'r done.
        • doktorzee, on 02/22/2008, -3/+4I'm happy to see someone on Digg who isn't a kid, not that I'm that old myself, but I can appreciate.
  • bubbles19518, on 02/21/2008, -3/+15Mirror
    http://www.hugelaughs.com/go/picture/Coolness/
    • capainter, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Damnit, also blocked by Websense. Category = "Tasteless" Haha...haven't seen that one before. Can someone tell me what the caption says, I can make out the picture okay.
      • oiskaio, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Websense -- the bane of my slacking off at work!
  • jimfin25, on 02/21/2008, -8/+1Anyone else think they look like apes?
    • Stevethegreat, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Everyone looks like an ape, because -well- *surprise* we ARE greater apes, you know hominids and stuff....
    • avenu420, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1i would be surprised if he had thumbs.
  • Andia83, on 02/21/2008, -1/+73Wow... when I worked in the men's area in a major department store (the one that does that parade every Thanksgiving), we used to dress the busts with as many polos as possible for a display... I didn't think anyone would actually wear them in real life. What a douche.
    • johnsonjoeb, on 02/21/2008, -2/+20Ah HA! So this is YOUR fault! I'm coming for you. :)
    • NeoTEKK, on 02/21/2008, -4/+14So how's it like working for Macy's? =P
      • Andia83, on 02/21/2008, -0/+16It wasn't exactly the happiest place on earth, I'll put it that way.
    • rishichhibber, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1Maybe he took it to be a fashion statement!
  • mark076h, on 02/21/2008, -10/+30that is my friend Joe, last name Cool
    • ggacid, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1Word.. I think I know the Joe Cool you're talkin about! haha
  • frostbyt, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2He is so cool. I turned gay. Lucky for me I soon found the cure for being gay. That was a close one.
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