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Demetri of "Douchiest Phone Message Ever" Orders a Pizza watch!

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  • badwithcomputer, on 07/02/2008, -2/+40link to the original this video is based on: http://digg.com/people/The_Douchiest_Phone_Message ...
    • JVIikel, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Thank you for that! I somehow missed that, and it wasn't funny without context.
      • glych002, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Who knows this guy? Someone knows this guy. I cannot wait to see a picture of this douche. I mean "catch".
  • lpalm10, on 07/02/2008, -2/+18hilarious. press pause when she's doodling on the notepad.
  • skizzy, on 07/02/2008, -7/+5I've heard greeks are paticular
  • ventsi, on 07/02/2008, -4/+5haha that was hilarious
  • mydigga, on 07/02/2008, -2/+14I love the part about how he doesn't like his women with psychiatric problems. I'm sure he scores plenty of sane women with that act.
  • rjc5056, on 07/02/2008, -2/+12The close up on the lips for "...or do you?" won me over.
  • scot333, on 07/02/2008, -23/+8THat was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I didn't laugh once or ever crack a smile. I am totally insulted that anyone would bother to post this. I hate this, I hate you, and I hate the world. die in a fire.
    • badwithcomputer, on 07/02/2008, -2/+8Damn, dude- you might want to get some professional counseling.
      • flogistan, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3You had to laugh when she threw the antidepressants.
    • leonardoty, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Wow. Someone hasn't been laid in a while.
    • Galaxylander, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5You know, I'm sure they have medication for sand-in-vagina-itis.
    • YodaJones, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Dmitri, cool out dude.
  • Zip7, on 07/02/2008, -3/+2Aw man, blocked at work, is there another link?
  • kingjafee, on 07/02/2008, -2/+5I am Greek and have no trouble getting women sounds like what he says after he finishes paying for sex.
  • ant1832, on 07/02/2008, -1/+34Tons more info on this guy...he a doctor with sexual assault charges...who would have guessed.

    Here's his site where he charges for advice on picking up women- http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ (check out the interview)

    And another site that summarizes a bunch of info about him - http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-hist ...
    • angelstardust, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7Thanks for that!
    • badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6Holy ***** that's creepy. Part of me was hoping this was all just some fake, but very funny, joke of a phone call. I guess it's not...nice use of the word "cumming" all over his website.
  • Crackerpat, on 07/03/2008, -4/+2How the hell do you get 212 Diggs and it not go popular? Just wondering.
    • irfanmp, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1Earlier today I saw one with 400+ diggs and it wasn't popular (although it eventually did hit the frontpage). It seems its becoming harder and harder for something to get promoted.
  • eliot2000, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3funny- would like to see him made into a soundboard.
  • jaybol, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3"believe it or not im a complete catch"
  • Oasisma, on 07/03/2008, -2/+2lmao. extra cheese!
  • lhodsdon, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1HAHAHA. i love the Demetri mash ups! thanks for the share!
  • Miamisun, on 07/03/2008, -3/+2Kinda Cute
  • gamben0, on 07/03/2008, -2/+25Not a very good follow up video. Nothing about the original message screams 'Ordering a Pizza' to me, much less anything in this version.
  • Bob042, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3It cracks me up every time I hear the transition "elegant women are very rare I'm greek..."
  • beavismorpheus, on 07/03/2008, -1/+0I wonder if they'll do something with the last half where he goes off.
  • rowlodge, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1if anybody of you has the courage you can call me back, talk to you later.
  • colincornaby, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2Well this video kind of sucks, but the original video is hilarious.
  • IDIGTHEDIGG, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1This video sucks,if badwithcomputer didnt tell people to digg this it wouldnt make the front page
  • Ceaser57, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Not funny.
  • Amiga501, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1This is the exact opposite of funny. What kind of ***** up piece of ***** watched this and actually laughed? If an episode of Family guy was 7 on a 1 to 10 scale, this ***** garbage is -32
    • rukeypoo, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1Well your opinion means ***** considering you still believe an episode of Family Guy is anything above a 4.
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    • AnOMNOMymous, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3ONLY YOU CAN TAKE A STAND AGAINST ***** ASCII ART!

      BURY A DUMBASS THAT POSTS ASCII ART TODAY!
  • digitallysick, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4I bet this guy Demetri is in Sales, i just feel it
  • gryphon50, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1I played the original Dmitri message for someone and they didn't even believe it was real. They thought no one could be that obnoxious or delusional.
  • jordanlgta, on 07/03/2008, -1/+5Must...stop...looking...at...Busted Tees ad...

    http://ll.atdmt.com/b/4IBTSBTSABS7/BT300JUNE025.jp ...
  • holyskeleton, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1Die.
  • dralezero, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1I died.
  • aadsfasdf, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1Comedy Explanation! I completely didn't understand why the original was funny, I really needed a bimbo acting out responses to the wacky audio, with a stupid ***** 'can ya believe this guy?' look on her face. ***** off.
  • Conguent, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1Yes, woman do approach him.
  • TsuruchiBrian, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1People like Dimitri are part of the problem. He sets the bar so high that none of us regular guys can stand a chance. Our only option is to put this Dimitri guy in jail. I think we can technically convict him for rape because once he talks to a girl, they are completely unable to resist him, but in a psychological way. Basically Dimitri is psychologically raping people and we have to stop it.
  • str1fe, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Honestly, my Lit teacher's family is Greek. I've spent time with people in her church; she's a member of the Greek Orthodox Church here and I can pretty confidently say that most Greek people aren't like this.
    • TsuruchiBrian, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2You should not make broad generalizations about greek people like that. It's a common stereotype that most greek people are not as awesome as Demetri.
  • jack12345678910, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1alright i've had enough of this. funnyordie obviously has infiltrated digg. they are a professional site that's backed by big money as you can see by the number of famous people that did shows on it. it is obviously that they are paying people to dig their garbage. i have never seen a funny sketch on funnyordie ever. i've given them enough chances. and i am now disgusted with this manipulation. from now on, everytime i see funny or die, i will go straight to the comment and post this. i know that ALMOST every positive comment on here is fake and bought with money. Join me in fighting this viral marketing *****. Do not become their sheep! Everytime you see a funnyordie dig, dont dig it, dont go to their site, go straight to comments.
    • badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3jack...

      first of all, i really like your username. a lot. it's just my style so based on that i'd like to think we can be friends.

      secondly, if there's anything you should be able to realize after watching multiple funny or die videos (the ones they make anyways) is that they're far from professional and clearly lacking any real funding. they used the same strip club twice in this shoot for christ's sake. celebrities make videos on the site because it's good for their image and creates that elusive buzz everyone's talking about.

      thirdly of all, going so far as to say that every positive comment has been paid for is seriously crazy. that would be impossible and pointless to do. suggesting that people only leave negative comments and refuse to check out the content is equal parts crazy and closed mindedness. you've dugg six stories since you registered. six. relax, understand people have different preferences than you and please lay off what is one of my favorite sites/communities on the internet (besides digg of course) just because it doesn't make you chuckle.

      love,
      bwc
      • jack12345678910, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1bwc...

        first of all, did you really think being condescending would actually make me listen to you? if you believed it then your an idiot, if you didnt then your just a jerk.

        secondly, if you had any sense at all you should be able to realize that a website won't make money if it pours lots of money into making stupid little videos.

        thirdly, no it isnt good for an actor's image. have you seen a lot actors do stupid little sketches on a lot of video websites? have you ever seen it? funnyordie has like 10 famous comedians do sketches on it.

        fourthly, i am good enough to know when something is remote funny. yea im that good. too bad you are not as good as me.

        lastly, no we can't be friends cuz you are a loser. and dont tell me to relax *****.

        love,
        your mom
  • Rotzooi, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Demetri is a former MD with a history of sexual harassment. (Guess why he's not allowed to call himself Doctor anymore...) Use your Google-fu to verify.

    These clips and messages are hilarious, but please do realize he is a predatory man and a danger to the people he approaches.

  • DroppedGT, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Listen to the radio interview! http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ this guy is a joke.
    • DroppedGT, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Unless you are looking for that easy.. i mean special one.
  • mnvamsi, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0my internet connection is too slow to buffer the video..
  • smoger, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1first he sells out Niko, and now this....
  • JaXaL, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I dont get it.
  • dwitchdoc, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0lol ROFL... is like a dateline
  • hansauph, on 07/16/2008, -0/+0here is a re-enactment video...

    http://digg.com/comedy/Dimitri_The_Lover_Video
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