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  • frostyausty, on 06/25/2008, -13/+380Kevin is now: OGC
    • Scrappy1850, on 06/25/2008, -2/+27he is better off
      • luet, on 06/25/2008, -3/+10puntastic? I'm wondering if that was intended or not
        • LostnTransition, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3Even if it wasn't, you calling it a pun made me catch on, and made me smile so you sir deserve a digg.
        • Scrappy1850, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1unintended
      • ike368, on 06/26/2008, -1/+17WTF, NEWS FEED GOES BOTTOM TO TOP, THSI STORY IS BACKRWARODS.

        FOOLS, EAT A DICK.
        • jawagas, on 06/26/2008, -1/+6Caps lock accepted, but only on the terms that your comment was competently humorous and appropriately screamed at your computer screen.
    • BoneheadFarker, on 06/25/2008, -3/+24I always forget what that stands for until I tilt my head to the left...
      • AzureRise, on 06/25/2008, -0/+16And you end up gagging on it?
      • MrMineo, on 06/25/2008, -1/+11Took me forever to finally see that, and now I am astounded--and can't stop laughing...
    • Redequlus, on 06/25/2008, -6/+2LOL me too thanks!
    • MrErr, on 06/25/2008, -2/+15Since no one else is asking, what is ogc?
      • beware001, on 06/25/2008, -0/+35til your head to the left and be imaginative. you will never look at those three consecutive letters the same way ever again.
        • icehazard, on 06/25/2008, -3/+12ohhhhh lmao now i got it i was confused for weeks ahah thanks alot mate

          and yea dont dont look at those 3 harmless letters anymore like i used to ;P
        • Cndor, on 06/25/2008, -6/+5Still don't get it
        • luet, on 06/25/2008, -6/+4I just OGC'd to your comment, Cndor.
        • bluezinc, on 06/26/2008, -1/+14If you still don't get it then you fail at internet.
        • keenkumar, on 06/26/2008, -1/+16its a guy jacking off
        • jrspartan53, on 06/26/2008, -3/+2skeet skeet skeet!
        • scubaman5000, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Here's another hint: ogc doesn't work, has to be OGC
      • jerrysizzler, on 06/25/2008, -3/+14do you know how to use a search engine?
      • staffell, on 06/25/2008, -0/+29It's the Office of Government Commerce dude. Everyone knows that!
        • Sandhog, on 06/26/2008, -4/+4No, It's Organized Gaming Commission, Duh. :p
      • FLarsen, on 06/25/2008, -2/+20Urban Dictionary exists to answer exactly that kind of question.
      • theotheragentm, on 06/25/2008, -0/+5I know some people are still not getting it.

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656/OGC-unveil ...
    • burnin8r28, on 06/25/2008, -0/+1no one does it better than you!
    • sarixe, on 06/25/2008, -0/+3teledildonics
    • Switchnig, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2amy is a two-bagger
    • MasterThief117, on 06/26/2008, -1/+21:DGC
    • 1kewldude, on 06/26/2008, -9/+1Dude - if you dont try to get Jennifer and Amy to kiss then i brand you an idot (yes, stupider then an idiot)
    • element4l, on 06/26/2008, -3/+3Sadly I had to go on UrbanDictionary to find out what OGC meant :(
      But it's ok, I must be in with the cool crowd now

      *sits in corner and hopes to fit in*
  • Beshitehboss, on 06/25/2008, -11/+207Never feed your 2-month old Indian food.
    • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -2/+25Sounds like a good piece of advice.
    • cbbs, on 06/25/2008, -5/+43It smells like, like a used diaper. Filled with...Indian food.
      • iPood, on 06/25/2008, -2/+6It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair...
        • sap959, on 06/25/2008, -4/+4it smells like bigfoots dick!
        • drgirlfriend, on 06/25/2008, -0/+7It smells like pure gasoline!
        • SuperFarStucker, on 06/26/2008, -1/+2worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier...
      • blahtastic, on 06/26/2008, -6/+1I saw that movie. It sucked. Why the hell are you all quoting it?
        • ericmerrill, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4Why are you asking redundant questions on the internet?

          *ducks back into glass house*
        • blahtastic, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Just thought we usually only dugg up funny quotes, is all. Guess I was wrong.
        • Norumeni, on 06/26/2008, -0/+0What's this a quote from? I thought it was hilarious, though kind of random...


          (apologizes for being uncultured)
        • blahtastic, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1All the smell lines are from Love Guru. Save your money and don't see it. It tries way too hard and fails. Half of the jokes were throw something wacky out there, then look at the camera and wink type of gags.

          Just awful.
        • Unknown038, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3i havent seen the love guru, but if those quotes are from it, then it shamelessly ripped off anchorman
        • blahtastic, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1***** wait a sec, was anchorman..I'm a ***** moron. I saw both around the same time (yeah i didnt see anchorman a million years ago, forgive me)

          The other had terrible smell jokes at one point too.

          I reiterate, Anchorman does not suck, other does, I am a huge moron. Please continue.
    • mikem94590, on 06/25/2008, -0/+257Well, you can't just let your two month old Indian starve.
    • devila2208, on 06/25/2008, -2/+62Misplaced modifier FTL!
    • emanl, on 06/25/2008, -1/+83Don't eat your 2-month old Indian food either... unless it has been properly refrigerated.
    • Tanktunker, on 06/25/2008, -1/+34This is the best use of ambiguous grammar since about half the threads in 4chan.
    • BlackTye, on 06/25/2008, -2/+35Never feed your Indian 2-month old food.
    • MrErr, on 06/25/2008, -14/+3What has indian food got to do with the article?
      • Canadian0207, on 06/25/2008, -0/+8buried for lack of observational skills
      • UrrbinLegind, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Fail
      • mikem94590, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Jonathan has learned an important lesson about fatherhood: Never feed your 2-month-old Indian food.
    • jd33, on 06/25/2008, -1/+10Never eat a stale Indian.
    • drgirlfriend, on 06/25/2008, -3/+4Never feed your baby chili.
      • passedoutghost, on 06/26/2008, -2/+0Heh, I remember one time my little cousin ate a bit of Tabasco sauce that was on my pizza. Her whole face turned bright red and she started crying. Because I couldn't stop laughing, does that make me a bad person?
    • pigducksheep, on 06/25/2008, -1/+6Never do something about a baby and food!
    • mummydigger, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5Well unless he's Indian...
    • dlite922, on 06/26/2008, -3/+1You forgot Never eat 2-month old Indian food
    • t1tlehto, on 06/26/2008, -2/+0Soon someone will post this thread and it will go to the front page. Just wait and see.
  • arj03, on 06/25/2008, -26/+8lol
  • croydon196, on 06/25/2008, -19/+13Nice work!
  • alapoet, on 06/25/2008, -33/+8That is REALLY funny!
  • Monkeydew06, on 06/25/2008, -9/+669Hmmm... Doesn't the news feed typically go from newest at the top, to oldest at the bottom? I read it wrong the first time and was thoroughly confused. However it is very funny, and sadly very true...
    • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -11/+49Think about it this way: If you were to read it that way, you'd know what would happen at the end. Not fun.
      • Monkeydew06, on 06/25/2008, -1/+215Think about it this way: Because I assumed it was done in the fashion of a real Facebook news feed, i scrolled to the bottom and ruined the ending anyways. Double Not Fun.
        • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -0/+66Touche.
        • TheWorm, on 06/25/2008, -0/+32You can't win
        • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -0/+7Seriously.
        • philostrato, on 06/25/2008, -0/+8i'm with monkeydew.
        • DforSpiD, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3Sometimes it's good to have never had Facebook
        • Norumeni, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I read it the 'correct' way, and thought Kevin had recently broken up, then got together with Amy and they lived happily ever after, but I haven't been getting much sleep lately.................
      • darkened, on 06/25/2008, -1/+24I read it the same way and it was very confusing Monkeydew
        • Redequlus, on 06/25/2008, -1/+15Kind of like how writing Monkeydew at the end of your comment, without any punctuation, is very confusing.
        • FadieZ, on 06/25/2008, -0/+12Yes it is Redequlus
        • TheConman, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1KA-BLAM
      • jasonlfunk, on 06/25/2008, -2/+1I knew what was going to happen when I read the Digg headline. Not very original...
    • ry4nsm1th, on 06/25/2008, -1/+89Yea I read it from bottom to top at first. :(
    • KraigR, on 06/25/2008, -0/+16Yeah I did that too. Somebody had a brain fart. They must have went on that 10k in spite of their gastrowhatever....
    • jordan314, on 06/25/2008, -0/+27I like how it's a screenshot of firefox 2 for mac with a windows font, too.
      • gunner453, on 06/26/2008, -0/+13I like how you can notice that
      • sephiroth965, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2It's probably one of the 10,000 OS X clone FF themes.
      • mufffin, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
    • getstuff, on 06/25/2008, -0/+39It just goes to show that you should never trust the media to make a technology-related joke. Srsly, anyone who uses Facebook was confused.
    • R031E5, on 06/25/2008, -6/+4Whoa, [style="lang:geek"] is he using Firefox 2 in a mac with MacOSX 10.3 panther? [/style]
      • gavintlgold, on 06/25/2008, -0/+4That's what I am forced to do whenever I must use my mac...
      • mufffin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I hate when people intentionally imply they're geeky
    • fydo, on 06/25/2008, -1/+17Yep. Dugg down for fail. Latest stuff goes at the top!
    • Beshitehboss, on 06/25/2008, -2/+7Seriously... if you don't even have a facebook, don't make fun of it because you will probably end up looking like an idiot.
    • IanPR, on 06/25/2008, -0/+5As was I...
      Confused the hell out of me.
    • morninglorii, on 06/26/2008, -0/+24Actually, if you read it bottom-to-top, it becomes a story of two girls fighting over Kevin's love, with Jennifer eventually winning.
      • scimitar91, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3yeah i read it that way and thought it was retarded. lol. now that i read the comments it makes more sense.
    • Guzzz, on 06/26/2008, -0/+0The other way around and the non-facebook users would have been confused.
    • Larsonal777, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1I wondered which way they made it so i was reading 2 from the top 2 from the bottom then 2 from the top.... by the time i figured out which they they wrote it I was already most of the way done reading it... and then i was mad that they ***** it up... seriously... why did they have to go and ***** it up? I coulda laughed at my stupidity of reading it funny, until i found out they ***** it up, then I was just mad.
    • passedoutghost, on 06/26/2008, -1/+0It's funny because most diggers would claim to hate facebook and not have an account, yet they seem to know so much about the inner workings of the social network.
    • skyroket, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1I have no clue about Facebook, but I know ***** like that has the more recent stuff at the top. This is due to people watching it as it happens, so they want to see the more recent entries.

      When someone writes a news article, they mistakenly think people are going to read it from top to bottom (which, granted, some people really will). The majority of the people who would even click on an article with "Facebook" in the title would probably know how to read one of those properly.

      It's not like Facebook invented bottom-to-top chronology or something.
  • ohnoerino, on 06/25/2008, -13/+4HA!
  • chenshaoming08, on 06/25/2008, -23/+4ouch, that's why i don't wanna use facebook
    ppl are monitoring u
    • WickEd101, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1> u're rite.
      > let's all use irc peepz best conversations ever & its onli text.
  • skipthefrog, on 06/25/2008, -4/+203I think I know Kevin. Dude's a slut.
    • suckaPU, on 06/25/2008, -13/+9yea but hes got the illest chronic on the block
    • BlackHatFerret, on 06/25/2008, -19/+3Don't hate on a playa f00. That's my homeboy straight from da ghetto.
      Know what I'm saying? This notorious muthaf@#$ will pop a cap at all you crackaz.
    • bills534, on 06/25/2008, -4/+11That amy must be my ex-gf. Bitch is a total slut
    • AKBryant54, on 06/25/2008, -1/+11*****' skanks!
    • burnin8r28, on 06/25/2008, -1/+1there is no
    • l800LEMMINGS, on 06/26/2008, -3/+1oh no this isn't kevin rose, different kevin
    • kevinaustin95, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1Jerk.
  • acmaurer, on 06/25/2008, -14/+36Haha, I love watching people's relationships rise and fall on Facebook (and not only this one!)
    • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -0/+19If only Antony and Cleopatra had Facebook.
      • passedoutghost, on 06/26/2008, -0/+0Cleopatra: is now being bitten to death by asps.
    • mwalker05, on 06/25/2008, -1/+12creepy ass facebook stalker
      • mrmacky, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I don't think it counts as stalking when it shows up on your home page automagically. :P
    • KlogereEndGrim, on 06/25/2008, -0/+12This is why we cannot have nice things.
    • Nescirian, on 06/25/2008, -0/+8There's an ass-facebook now? I gotta check that out.
    • nickvdk, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Romeo and Juliet facebook would be very interesting, but we all know how that went.
    • Larsonal777, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4Its funny when peoples relationships on facebook keep changing because they can't figure out what sounds better or if they want it to show their relationship status... I made sure to not let mine show up in the minifeeds because I didn't want people asking what happened when all that happened was that I wanted less stuff on my profile. Or you finally get it on there... and people are like... did you get a new girlfriend?
    • TedViper, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4When I broke up with my ex, changing my relationship status was both cathartic and a way to let my friends know what happened without thirty-five individual conversations about the relationship ending.

      The next day, fifteen people asked how I was doing before I mentioned it to anyone.

      I remember one of my friends who, after breaking up with his girlfriend, launched an epic campaign to get her back, all trackable on Facebook. When his relationship status changed after something like forty different feed updates, I cheered.

      ...they broke up months later.
    • mrmacky, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1In the process of watching one rise & fall right now. It rose and I can't wait to see it fall like the other 3 ;-)
  • seabass341, on 06/25/2008, -12/+184It's not what you think, amy's asian.
    • rald84, on 06/25/2008, -5/+11what? somebody explain please.
      • OUChevelleSS, on 06/25/2008, -5/+35Asian-Americans generally have strange social skills, such as being awkward yet flirty in a truly oblivious way without any intent or feeling being the flirting.
        • TracerMan, on 06/26/2008, -2/+7You would know how?
        • rugabug, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4Or its not that she thinks because he only got a happy ending.
        • SatansSpatula, on 06/26/2008, -9/+3What in the ***** are you talking about? You're just applying a ***** racist filter to the retarded ***** you're seeing, you *****. And don't think that because you're not saying something like, "black people steal things," that your statements aren't racist or offensive.
        • bencho, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1Truth! I've been and still am going through that as we speak. Still trying to make it work though! 0:)

          As if women already aren't hard to follow already. Throw this ***** into the mix and its like complete wtf.
        • passedoutghost, on 06/26/2008, -2/+1That's not racist. I'm Asian Australian and there's truth in that. While I'm not flirty, I do have strange social skills, probably due to my self consciousness. Although all those problems are solved with alcohol :D And I've met many Asian girls who were born in Australia or immigrated to Australia at a very young age act flirtatiously towards me and various others while not intending to do so.
      • FadieZ, on 06/25/2008, -1/+23Oh...I thought it had something to do with Futurama.
    • staffell, on 06/25/2008, -12/+3racist!
    • SatansSpatula, on 06/26/2008, -8/+2Seriously, what the hell is that comment supposed to mean? It is simply racist. I'm sure I'll get buried by all the other racist ***** who think what you wrote is somehow funny, but it's not, it's just plain stupid.
    • EccentricCdn, on 07/13/2008, -0/+1Oh my! We've outsourced our relationships! Is there no end to the madness?
  • Huangism, on 06/25/2008, -16/+10yep facebook, what a waste land
  • Griny, on 06/25/2008, -10/+3Looks great! Nice job...
  • Oasisma, on 06/25/2008, -10/+300Unfortunately, the newest events should be at the top.
    • TheScotsman1980, on 06/25/2008, -1/+54I'm glad I wasnt the only one reading this the wrong way.
    • michaelphw, on 06/25/2008, -0/+21Heh, I wondered why it started off with him single and Amy being called a tramp.
    • itsripitsrip, on 06/25/2008, -14/+2the newest events are at the top.

      he starts out single because him and jennifer broke up. then he starts seeing someone else and jennifer gets jealous. then him and amy start hanging out more. i think he wanted to put "single" at the bottom and "in a relationship" at the top to add to the effect of the pic.

      :)
    • UrrbinLegind, on 06/26/2008, -7/+1Get facebook, then you'll get this.
    • martymcfry, on 06/26/2008, -0/+0oh now it makes sense!
  • haxderek, on 06/25/2008, -10/+5You're about to get poked!
  • mandarin, on 06/25/2008, -12/+4Whats World Naked Bike Ride Day?
    • thedogfatherx, on 06/25/2008, -1/+31Ask your grandmother.
    • DrummerAndrew, on 06/25/2008, -0/+16You bake cookies with children, dressed in suits. WTF do you think it is?
  • cozinator, on 06/25/2008, -15/+5Exactly why I got rid of my facebook account - I can't stand this high school *****.
    • UrrbinLegind, on 06/26/2008, -3/+2Ever heard of Photoshop, skipper?
  • wrillo, on 06/25/2008, -23/+12completely inaccurate, the news feed shows the most current story at the top, not the bottom
    edit: darn it, someone beat me to it six (seven? I donno) comments ago
  • thedogfatherx, on 06/25/2008, -13/+4I digg it.
  • 1892, on 06/25/2008, -15/+4FAIL
  • hackysackmaster, on 06/25/2008, -23/+4this doesn't even make sense, first of all the news feed goes from newest on top to oldest on the bottem, second it's clearly faked because all the fonts are wrong wtc. Third...WTF I couldn't even follow what was supposes td oe happening
  • airencracken, on 06/25/2008, -16/+3Fake.
    • Kaiyu, on 06/25/2008, -1/+1obv. photoshopped...so many errors
    • wanzedk, on 06/25/2008, -1/+5Oh, ok! Thanks for that comment! I was all "Can it really be true?", but then I read your comment - really made my day to get that mystery solved!

      Eh, no, fake.
  • knoxchris, on 06/25/2008, -24/+19Lame.
  • hellahyphy, on 06/25/2008, -14/+5The news feeds are backwards. They start from the bottom and go to the top.
  • ExSlashdotter, on 06/25/2008, -15/+8I know the inevitable "naked bike ride" comment is coming, so let me say: a 'naked bike' is a motorcycle without fairings; aka you can see the engine. doesn't mean you're naked while riding a bike.
    • CyclonusRIP, on 06/25/2008, -1/+16IMO naked bike ride was a metaphor for something that doesn't involve bikes at all.
    • adith, on 06/25/2008, -1/+4Someone should tell that to Jennifer.
    • FK0123, on 06/25/2008, -0/+24No.., based on the chicagotribune url and reference to barleycorn's and so forth.., this fictional series of evensts is taking place in Chicago. In Chicago there really is an annual naked bike ride event where people ride around the city naked on bicycles. Nothing to do with any kind of motorcycle.
    • aussia, on 06/25/2008, -0/+18it's also a naked bike ride, full of naked people, who ride their bikes naked to protest... something that I've forgotten because I was distracted by teh naked.
    • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -0/+5@ExSlashdotter - Actually, http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/g ...
    • wild, on 06/25/2008, -0/+10I have been on the naked bike ride. It is both as wonderful and as disappointing as you are imagining it to be.
  • seanmx, on 06/25/2008, -11/+2Kevin Sleeps With Amy
  • dafragsta, on 06/25/2008, -15/+4'shopped.
  • VinnieDaMac, on 06/25/2008, -20/+43lame, not to mention "Jennifer" must be extremely ugly if "Kevin" dumped her for "Amy."
    • Latigoliath, on 06/25/2008, -7/+7The world would be such a ***** place if people were as superficial as you...wait...
    • druciferre, on 06/25/2008, -4/+9I think you fail at reading. Its quite obvious that Jennifer dumped Kevin. Kevin was just trying to get a little on the side.
      • VinnieDaMac, on 06/26/2008, -2/+2You obviously don't know how Facebook works. Kevin was the one to list himself as single, NOT Jennifer meaning Jennifer still wanted to be with Kevin, but Kevin cheated on her with Amy. If you're cheating on someone, you might as well be dumping them.
  • lukemc, on 06/25/2008, -13/+5Dugg for the status updates
  • KipEvil, on 06/25/2008, -9/+2I think the new news feeds start at the top and the old news feeds are at the bottom. Well I've heard this a couple times... not to sure.
  • netneutrality, on 06/25/2008, -5/+15Would have liked it to have been longer.....
  • CyclonusRIP, on 06/25/2008, -0/+210Reminds me of a couple weeks ago when my brother had his best friend and his best friends girlfriend over the other night and they got in a fight, so the chick comes up to my room cuz she needs to get on facebook to break up with him. It was all I could do not to laugh in her face.
    • urik88, on 06/25/2008, -2/+29That's too damn sad besides retarded...
    • Vindexus, on 06/25/2008, -0/+32You should've laughed in her face.
    • JrGhoull, on 06/26/2008, -0/+18so you did what instead? gave her access to your computer?
    • jawbreaker4fs, on 06/26/2008, -3/+46"so the chick comes up to my room..."

      Unfortunately for you, this sentence did not end the way I thought it was going to.
    • SuicideMouse, on 06/26/2008, -2/+13Dude, there were so many things you could have done that would have been awesome.

      "Facebook? Nah, ***** someone else as soon as possible to hurt him more"

      "Access to the internet? There's a price for that..."

      "There isn't a better way to feel good after breaking up with a guy then riding another..."

      Seriously, you lost your chance to do something amazingly fun and funny when later told as a story.
    • passedoutghost, on 06/26/2008, -2/+1What would NPH do?
  • gfxl, on 06/25/2008, -8/+1Ugh do I read from top to bottom or bottom-up. Not a facebook user. Nor a myspace user if you're wondering.
    • mupaully, on 06/25/2008, -0/+3For the sake of the joke, read top-down.
      • gfxl, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1Yeh it doesn't make much sense bottom-up. But I dno I always thought that the most recent updates should be at the top.
  • MasterTroll, on 06/25/2008, -5/+142Buried as inaccurate. Where does it say that Jennifer and Amy added each other as friends?
    • mattbtay, on 06/25/2008, -3/+20Could have been friends already...
      • shakbhaji, on 06/25/2008, -0/+41Then she wouldn't have asked "WHO IN THE F IS AMY."
    • iPsyko, on 06/25/2008, -1/+4OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • mixsense, on 06/25/2008, -8/+4You don't need to be friends to see other peoples pictures if someone you know was tagged in an album.
      /facebook tech support
      • computerusr, on 06/25/2008, -1/+10You need to be friends to write on a wall.
      • mixsense, on 06/26/2008, -6/+1Why the hell did I get buried? Jennifer wrote on Kevins wall you dumb *****. RTFA.
        • HisTumness, on 06/26/2008, -4/+7Jennifer also wrote on Amy's wall. She wrote "You tramp." Follow your own advice and RTFA.

          Buried you twice for being wrong twice. Wish I could bury you again for also being an *****.
    • omnirusa, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4They had to have been friends beforehand otherwise she would not have seen the update of Amy also attending World Naked bike day.

      God I need a life.
    • ep53, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1You dont need to add somepeople to talk to them or view their photos, if their profile is set to public and they are over 18....This is how i do most of my perving.
  • thingsarecool, on 06/25/2008, -5/+7This makes me sad. Even though I wanted both to fail miserably.
  • desolatordan, on 06/25/2008, -6/+36Man, I read from the bottom up as it should be and it makes no sense.
  • jaggedja, on 06/25/2008, -9/+1Wow... facebook breakups.. low. Maybe there is better technology out there to break up with people? ... www.readtheanswer.com/index.php?RTA=web2
    • bjs3171, on 06/25/2008, -0/+5yes there is. it's called The Mouth. It's pretty primitive technology, but it gets the job done.
  • ragevvorks, on 06/25/2008, -2/+10This is retarded :( The future's gonna be a really sad place with zombified people spamming "less than three" all over the place.
  • silverzone, on 06/25/2008, -12/+51Next entry should be: Kevin Gave Amy the Clap.

    Then: Jennifer is Pregnant.

    Then it would = EPIC FAIL
  • Ramenhood, on 06/25/2008, -4/+6Lol, I was going to say the thing about the order too, but I guess it's been said.
    • SuicideMouse, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Lol, I was going to say your comment was pointless, but I guess this one is too.
    • cabdirazzaq, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Lol, I was going to post a second pointless comment, but I guess it's been done.
  • FlyingPhotog, on 06/25/2008, -7/+5Jennifer - FTW!
  • diggonit, on 06/25/2008, -1/+15Can I send Amy, Jennifer and Kevin an ice pick in the eye?
  • greeniemeani, on 06/25/2008, -9/+4Dugg for "Always Be My Baby" by Mariah Carey :)
  • socialrebel, on 06/25/2008, -3/+14dugg for the "never feed your 2-year-old indian food" bit
  • Bucknubby, on 06/25/2008, -7/+2LOL so true
  • thegoodsteer, on 06/25/2008, -7/+71one of the many reasons culture no longer exists
    • bjs3171, on 06/25/2008, -4/+1you do know this isn't real, right?
    • madmonkey300, on 06/25/2008, -1/+1I couldn't agree with you more.
    • Jones82, on 06/26/2008, -2/+1Culture is overrated
    • SoundScape, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5And why shouldn't we consider this "culture"?
    • Norumeni, on 06/26/2008, -0/+0So if it doesn't fit into the mold of your culture then it's not culture?


      People like you make me sick...
    • Brok3nflag, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4its culture 2.0
  • EastCoastDigg, on 06/25/2008, -9/+4THANKS and I digg!!
  • tehbored, on 06/25/2008, -0/+83A few days ago I was thinking of finally getting a Facebook. Thank you for saving me.
    • ColonelTribune, on 06/25/2008, -1/+7Glad to help.
    • Cheeselover, on 06/26/2008, -0/+30dude, you're already on digg, there's no saving you now
      • fool13, on 06/26/2008, -2/+3Waste of time unless you plan to log on it every day. Nothing like finding out about a party a day late because someone posted it on your wall instead of picking up the goddamn phone. After that wonderful incident I deleted my account.
        • toastjam, on 06/26/2008, -4/+2Or instead of blaming Facebook for your "incident", you could just have Facebook notify you via phone of messages and wall postings. Problem solved.
        • StolenLamp, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3Or he could just be a normal guy that doesn't have his phone going off every time someone "writes on his wall" or "pokes" him.
        • toastjam, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1Well you can pick what you want to be notified about. Personally I don't get too many retarded wall posts nor messages, so it's not a problem for me.

          App invites, on the other hand, are a bother, but I don't get those on my phone.

          I really didn't mean to be offensive. I did realize it could be considered an odd suggestion, so I considered making it a joke. But then I realized that's what I'd done and it really wasn't so bad so I would be doing a disservice to a legitimate idea.
    • gamben0, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4Most rational thought on digg in a while.
  • chriscrillz, on 06/25/2008, -2/+5Amy is one ugly asian
  • Gimjee, on 06/25/2008, -0/+8This is the reason I don't have any friends, mainly girls.
    • greeniemeani, on 06/25/2008, -0/+4The reason you don't have many friends (on Facebook) is mainly because of girls, or the reason you don't have many friends (mainly girls) is because of Facebook?
      • Gimjee, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1I don't use Facebook or Myspace. I'm just talking plain old real life where they take all that crap and put it in real life. If the discussion isn't completely retarded and has nothing to do with anything, then they don't want to hear it.
    • xtinamo, on 06/25/2008, -1/+1Not all of us are histrionic retards.. but I agree that too many girls are and it's sometimes hard to tell until you're too addicted to the sex to leave.. so maybe you're doing the right thing.
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