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  • syadasti, on 07/23/2008, -82/+17***** hell, the gravity of this situation REALLY gets me down...
    • mcool119, on 07/23/2008, -2/+100Astrology, not astronomy.
      • mtdna, on 07/23/2008, -4/+2No, no, no... You mean cosmetology! As in - Edwin Hubble and Carl Sagan were famous cosmetologists.

        Here's a mnemonic:
        Astrologers and cosmetologists study stars
        Astronomers and cosmologists work for "stars".

        Geez. Get it right.
      • mtdna, on 07/23/2008, -0/+7Oh, wait...
      • humperdeath, on 07/23/2008, -4/+2Reminds me of this one:
        Comedians say funny things, Canadians say things funny. . . Eh?
    • Nerolus, on 07/23/2008, -0/+5F-
  • cheesecake42, on 07/23/2008, -75/+7cant read you fail
  • WriterSD, on 07/23/2008, -42/+3Oh my, words fail me... :-P
  • quomen, on 07/23/2008, -11/+412That's OP for telling us about how you pointed out the irony with red arrows. I was looking for green mailboxes to point it out until I read your description.
    • DarkReign16, on 07/23/2008, -36/+14I guess you didn't catch the humour in my description.
      • quomen, on 07/23/2008, -5/+56No, I didn't.
      • crossmr, on 07/23/2008, -18/+5"No, I didn't because you're a ***** moron and I can't believe people dugg this *****"

        there, I fixed that for you. You know how digg occasionally cuts off comments.

      • SHv2, on 07/23/2008, -20/+8I don't usually catch humour with a 'u'. Perhaps if we spelled it like it's supposed to be I would have gotten in. Just got hung up on that word.
      • orlyfactor, on 07/23/2008, -9/+4Actually, I fail to see the irony in the description or the picture.
      • cawpin, on 07/23/2008, -3/+4There is no irony in the description. It is quite apparent in the picture, though. Of course, if you weren't a ***** moron you'd know that already.
      • nicpedersen, on 07/23/2008, -3/+3the arrows aren't even red
      • Feanor, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1Shv2 - You should always catch humour with a 'u'. That way it can't run around in the wild any more.
      • laguano, on 07/23/2008, -1/+0Be quiet SHv2! You're embarrassing us!
    • maximize, on 07/23/2008, -6/+110wingdings: mailbox, open mailbox.
    • Archer007, on 07/23/2008, -1/+81Dude, stop forcing your proprietary red arrows on us.
    • post3r3r, on 07/23/2008, -11/+4"I turn my mouth away from the mic so he can breathe" - Tay Zonday
      • Cenobite, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Tay Zonday's talking in the third person now? The fame has really made him obnoxious.
      • crossmr, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1careful or he might murder your TV...
      • DephexTwin, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1It appears he is talking in some sort of partial third person, where you use first person in main clauses and third person in subordinate clauses.
    • PleaseJustDie, on 07/23/2008, -2/+10Thanks for the proprietary red arrows and all, but am I the only one who doesn't see/get how this is ironic?
      • orlyfactor, on 07/23/2008, -3/+6Not at all. Astrologist aren't known for predicting the future...maybe a psychic, but not an astrologist.
      • dpantages, on 07/23/2008, -3/+20yeah...one a scale of 1 to not ironic...i would say this is pretty not ironic...
      • klipseracer, on 07/23/2008, -1/+4Astrology has to do with unseen forces and effects on the world. Not necessarily predicting the future. Astrology has to do with the stars aligning at certain times and having an effect on the way we live our lives. And remember, astronomy and astrology are different. The latter is known to be *****. Unseen, and Unforeseen are two different things. But I understand what he's trying to say. And no, this should never have made front page.
    • thegreenspanput, on 07/23/2008, -7/+0do you have 229 digg accounts, because this comment is not funny.
      • theGOG, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3You have just been penalized three digg accounts.
    • greco530, on 07/23/2008, -4/+1i give you GOLD, and this is what you people DIGG? wtf do i have to do? i wouldn't even digg this if i submitted it if thats possible
  • ZurMacht, on 07/23/2008, -59/+5That isn't really irony.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

    Dugg anyways.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 07/23/2008, -0/+43Seriously?
      "5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."
      • Insolent, on 07/23/2008, -21/+3Yes, seriously. Because astrologers can't actually foresee events. ZurMacht made a joke about the joke and you missed it.
      • Cenobite, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Yeah, but sgtbutterscotch made a joke about the joke about the joke and you missed that one.
      • sgtbutterscotch, on 07/23/2008, -2/+1...er, yeah. Actually I guess I can see ZurMacht's point in that since astrology is crap, it isn't actually expected for astrology to be accurate; but then again, maybe he's just trolling and I can't tell?
    • SmellyGeekBoy, on 07/23/2008, -1/+28While that's pretty much become the standard answer to anything on here that claims to be "irony", in this (rare) case the OP is actually right... This picture is, in fact, the very definition of irony. So er, you fail, Mr. Pseudo-Grammar-Nazi.
    • macslut, on 07/23/2008, -8/+2I think ZurMacht was just trying to be ironic.
    • 10ofDiamonds, on 07/23/2008, -7/+3Nice try, but I see more abuse of the word "literally" than "irony" on a daily basis. I think were just all sick of hearing "irony: or "ironic" since that Alanis Morissete song.
      • nicpedersen, on 07/23/2008, -4/+1Nice try, but actually pretty much everyone likes Alanis MorissetTe

        ...and hates you.
      • stonedthot, on 07/23/2008, -1/+3Well the entire English department of my school loathed that song as the source of incessant wrong examples of irony from students. Most were examples of sod's law, eg "a free when you've already paid". However, as you said pretty much everyone likes Alanis Morisette I'm going to assume your comment was not entirely serious. So instead of criticising you I'm going to the pub.
      • stonedthot, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1*ride*
    • ZurMacht, on 07/23/2008, -2/+3...I was talking about how it isn't irony because you wouldn't expect astrology to be able to accurately predict an outcome... *sigh*
    • 10ofDiamonds, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2@ZurMacht You are right, it does fit the definition of Irony. dont worry Digg is just suffering from an insurgance of farktards.
  • cl0n3x, on 07/23/2008, -8/+558I like how subtle you are. Maybe you should've highlighted the arrows too, just to make sure we didn't miss the irony.
    • bratterscain, on 07/23/2008, -2/+35This is the interwebs. We need the arrows highlighting the joke, we need someone to tell us when the pun was intended, and we need /sarcasm tag to know when you're being sarcastic. Of course, all of this at a slight cost to the joke for those of us who can pick up on it.
    • thegreenspanput, on 07/23/2008, -8/+2347 losers dugg you.
    • Zlorp, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1this is digg, he really did have to draw arrows so that most of you didnt miss the irony. and you know what? i bet the majority of you did anyway
    • geoff1210, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Ok let me see if I follow the joke... It's astrology, so they predict stuff, and uh, there were...

      DAMN. I guess I just don't get the joke guys.. sorry.
    • Tallon29, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighter pen, but he could not read it.. He thought i was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper..
  • algaeturd, on 07/23/2008, -31/+13That's not irony. Astrology isn't the art of predicting the future. It's a study of how the stars affect the events of the day. Nothing more, nothing less.
    So the joke is on you because astrologists don't predict anything; they simply are supposed to give you insight to how and why events happen as they do.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 07/23/2008, -2/+19I have just been enlightened by algae turd... well, not really. Astrology is still junk. Tell me why haven't they adjusted the zodiac so that it coincides with today's sky, and not the sky of hundreds of years ago?
    • cutekelvins, on 07/23/2008, -4/+8Buried for stupid enlightenment.
    • bratterscain, on 07/23/2008, -4/+12"they simply are supposed to give you insight to how and why events happen as they do."

      Isn't that what science is for?
    • passedoutghost, on 07/23/2008, -4/+11I'm sorry for you algaeturd. You seem to have believed the *****.
    • Enderpanda, on 07/23/2008, -10/+0God forbid (hehe) you try something you don't fully understand, yet use almost everyday...

      'Wow, I needed a keg tap and I totally got one! That was totally meant to happen!'

      'Well she dumped me, guess it wasn't meant to be...'

      'I'm destined for greatness...'

      All things that assume there actually is a story being played out, yet no one wants to actually admit that. I'm all for science and reasoning, and despise religions that attempt to circumvent that for their own gains, but scientific reasoning itself assumes to be faulty a lot of the time, because simply we do not know everything there is to know. [que the Rumsfeld comments]

      Seems like an entire culture has grown up around 'ZOMG! This study I heard about like tewtally disproves that LOL!!11!!'. Never thought I'd see scientific rational become an abused, misunderstood method, but I guess that happened awhile ago. Pretty sad. With that rational we can just sit back and enjoy everything that's been thought of before, no need to produce anything new or any more material on it.

      If you are truly rational and scientific, then you readily accept that there are things we don't understand yet. Don't just glom onto things cause you heard they're 'right' without doing any of your own research.

      As for astrology, I don't think it's rational or scientific, but damn it seems to be right a lot of the time.

      Go ahead and dig me down, but ask yourself if you really think that your life has any meaning outside of scientific boundaries, if your life is part of a bigger story, if the human condition amounts to more than just what we can see and interpret.
      • Bowd99, on 07/23/2008, -1/+6I completely agree with you that life has a lot more to it than science can fathom out, and it most likely always will. But you seem to be suggesting that astrology is a better system for people to understand the mysteries of life? I'm sorry, but I hold astrology in as much esteem as I hold religion and that is very little.
        Astrology is a practice developed thousands of years ago based on what are really just ambiguous shapes made up of stars that have no relation to each other outside of our own perspective, how could this possibly hold a scope into the inner workings of the universe, much less short-lived individuals?
        At some point this week you will have to overcome a challenge. That's not a prediction, it's life.
      • rhapsodisiac, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1That we use the intentional stance as a method of sorting out our problems and needs is a psychological, subjective process, and does not equate to the use of Astrology, which attempts to objectify a subjective element of living in a way that is so flawed it's laughable.

        It's as though you're saying, "Hey! You look for meaning in life! Astrology looks for meaning in life! Therefore, they're the same and you're a hypocrite!" The question really is: what methods are good for finding genuine meaning - not whether meaning is sought.

        Astrology seems to be right, but it's way off, and it hides this by using generalizations.

        If you really like this kind of thing, try IChing. It's more straightforward, more accessible, and more fun as a psychological tool. :)
    • dnields, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2I don't know why you're getting dugg down. Astrology doesn't have anything to do with prophecy or ability to see future events.
    • ArchangelZLT, on 07/23/2008, -1/+3Despite differences of definitions, a common assumption of astrology is the use of celestial placements in order to explain past and present events and PREDICT THE FUTURE.

      --Wikipedia
  • cutekelvins, on 07/23/2008, -17/+3People are stupid in India on astrologers. Not just illiterate one but also the one who are very educated.
    • Chinzon, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2Also ironic.
    • ayeroxor, on 07/23/2008, -2/+3What the ***** does it mean to be stupid on somebody?
    • Futurejunior, on 07/23/2008, -2/+3I assume you are one of the illiterate ones then?
  • Vikaas, on 07/23/2008, -8/+32He's a witch!
  • travis1982, on 07/23/2008, -9/+273I ***** hate astrology.
    • Vikaas, on 07/23/2008, -23/+3Meh. Hating astrology is pretty much like hating the "religion" part of scientology. As long as astrology doesn't teach incredibly backward and dangerous ideals, I'm ok with it.
      • Murdats, on 07/23/2008, -3/+28anything that preaches ignorance is dangerous.
      • KLowD9x, on 07/23/2008, -12/+5Murdats, where does astrology preach ignorance?

        ...where does it preach at all?
      • kidathinnes, on 07/23/2008, -12/+4This ***** article is preaching ignorance. Astrology has NOTHING to do with fortune telling.
      • ayeroxor, on 07/23/2008, -5/+7"Murdats, where does astrology preach ignorance?"

        The whole "these rocks were here so you're gonna like puppies and be a poet" part. But I see it's too late to help you.
      • kidathinnes, on 07/23/2008, -4/+7ayeroxor, you obviously have no idea what astrology is about. I am not saying I believe in any of it, but your assessment is pretty far off. This article has some of the most ill informed comments I have ever seen on Digg. Maybe you need to actually understand something before you go off on it. And astrology is preaching ignorance. ha.

        And its not preaching anything. Do you know the definition of preach?? How does astrology try to put any of its philosophy on other people? It's more of an alternate form of information.

        go ahead, digg me down, but your all a bunch of ignorant morons.
      • fluke1975, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2If astrology tells us how the constellations in the northern hemisphere determine our traits and choices, what happens if you're Australian?
      • Nerolus, on 07/23/2008, -3/+2Shut the ***** up.

        Thanks.
      • fluke1975, on 07/23/2008, -1/+0et tu, douchebag?
    • TomJohn, on 07/23/2008, -7/+123You must be a Libra.
      • andrihb, on 07/23/2008, -10/+5rofl, indeed. good one.
      • Cenobite, on 07/23/2008, -2/+10Hey, what's wrong with being a Libra? :(
      • ayeroxor, on 07/23/2008, -2/+1"Hey, what's wrong with being a Libra? :("

        Nothing if you don't count obvious retardation
    • seldon452, on 07/23/2008, -3/+22Astrologists were put on this planet to make economists look good.
  • damian7, on 07/23/2008, -7/+38He was the only one who had the Google account with all the RSS feeds

    *****.

    R.I.P.
    • evillawngnome, on 07/23/2008, -5/+48What the ***** does that even mean?
      • IanPR, on 07/23/2008, -4/+23I don't know, but everyone dug it, so I might as well too.
      • Samsong, on 07/23/2008, -0/+12IanPR, what is dugg is not always right, and what is right is not always dugg.
      • idastheman, on 07/23/2008, -1/+6it's still dugg.
      • Nerolus, on 07/23/2008, -0/+5I'll pretend to be the smug douche who knows everything about the internet for two seconds...

        Apparently he has a google account with ALL the RSS feeds, ever. So, he sees things as they happen.

        GET IT?

        Har har har. =/
  • diggit08, on 07/23/2008, -12/+1So..um why didn't he know he was going to die?
    • Vikaas, on 07/23/2008, -0/+15I assume he did. I mean, I know I'm going to.
  • Cretius0, on 07/23/2008, -11/+1They knew it was gonna happen
  • cutekelvins, on 07/23/2008, -13/+3BTW this is a standard reason given in India for everything that goes bad. Whatsoever the reason is, even if there is no reason.
  • akohut, on 07/23/2008, -22/+453No, guys. Astrology is real. You guys are idiots if you don't believe the position of the sun can tell us all about ourselves and how things work. Really. The stars tell us the ***** future. They're geniuses. Big, flaming balls of genius.
    • cutekelvins, on 07/23/2008, -87/+4I regret to announce that due to unforeseen circumstances beyond my control, your comment is buried.
      • BNash577, on 07/23/2008, -7/+6You should've seen this coming...
      • SickofSects, on 07/23/2008, -11/+2cutkelvins buried.. now THAT's irony
    • airmann90, on 07/23/2008, -7/+47whoosh
    • Mookeh, on 07/23/2008, -7/+183Dugg for 'big flaming balls of genius'.
      • flangepiece, on 07/23/2008, -0/+53*hides small hairy balls of mediocrity away in shame*
      • iMyst, on 07/23/2008, -3/+10Wow, 100+ diggs for telling us why he's digging something.
      • OldJesser, on 07/23/2008, -1/+9To be fair, that's how telling us why you dugg something should be carried out.
    • rizla420, on 07/23/2008, -11/+2I'm in no way advocating astrology nor do i practice it, but I do think that there may be a smidgen of truth buried under there.

      My main reason for thinking this is that large celestial bodies do have some sort of gravitational pull on the rest of the planet, take the moon for example on how it causes our tides. Thats something big and obvious that they were able to correlate, but when you start dealing with larger masses and farther distances the effects might not be so obvious that someone could say this is happening due to the force of X planet lined up in such a way.

      THe other subsequent reason i think there might be more to it is that at the quantum level you have a bunch of tiny sub atomic particles that are easily affected by "spookey" unexplained phenomena. If they're so small i think that they'd be affected by small variations in gravitational pull of bigger celestial bodies.

      I believe (yea believe, almost sounds religious because i have no facts to back it up) that there is a direct correlation between the macro world of the planets/solar system/universe to the micro world of quantum physics. The great unifying theory that they've been chasing for so many years. Where's the next Einstein when you need him? Maybe he's Chinese or something and we wont know for some time.

      Who knows, i'm grasping at straws, but its my psuedo theory.
      • Pissoff, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2If it were as you say, everyone would have the same future, everyone within 100's of miles would have the same reaction to a distant celestial body.

        Fail.
      • DemonWasp, on 07/23/2008, -1/+6Nice try, but not quite.

        Looking at the gravity, let's consider the Moon:
        Fg = G * M / d^2
        G = 6.67 * 10 ^ -11
        M = 7.3477×10^22 kg
        d >= 363 000 000 m
        so Fg = 0.0000372 N per kg. Just enough to cause tides and such.

        And now, say, Jupiter, the closest and largest of the gas giants:
        M = 1.8986×10^27 kg (several thousand times greater)
        d >= 740 573 600 000m
        so Fg = 1.2663662e-10 N per kg. That's about 1 / 300 000th the force of the Moon on us.

        Now, for kicks, those three cans of coke next to you:
        M = 1 kg
        d = 0.5 m
        so Fg = 2.668e-10 N per kg. That would be...about double what Jupiter exerts on you.

        Now do you see why we can dismiss gravity as having any substantial effect on you at this distance?

        Also, the "unifying theory" is more about finding a theory that can explain every physical phenomenon we encounter, from the very large (galaxies, the universe) to the very small (quantum tunneling, entanglement, etc). These theories are required for some areas where existing theories don't work (black holes are notably both large and small - large mass, small size...this causes a whole lot of infinity and divide-by-zero to start appearing in our current theories.
      • billbugger, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Buried for too long. Geez, this is a comment section! Go write your novel somewhere else.
    • seldon452, on 07/23/2008, -1/+9If battlestar taught me anything, its that giants exploding stars can point you in the direction of earth.
    • tas08, on 07/23/2008, -2/+10I have big flaming genius balls.
    • Blake3, on 07/23/2008, -5/+0Isn't the sun always in the same position?
    • ConfusedCartman, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Sounds like a Bud Light ad.
      • apollo168, on 07/23/2008, -0/+5Today we salute you, Mr. Big Flaming Balls of Genius Guy. *Mr. Big Flaming Balls of Genius Guuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy* While others are busy pointing out sarcasm, you're in the house of Venus showing us what's what. *It burns so good now* No idea of your lucky numbers? No problem. Need advice on your love life? Flame on. *Feel my genius* It's tough running the world, so crack open a Bud Light O titan of the truth, and thank your lucky stars. *Mr. Big Flaming Balls of Genius Guuuuuuyyyyyyyy*
      • Vesuvias, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1You need to send that one in apollo! That was awesome..
      • JoeDiggsIt, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1apollo168, that is greatly underappreciated.
    • KyleDantarin, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2dug for big flaming balls of genius. (Y)
  • uberduger, on 07/23/2008, -8/+2In before arguments on whether or not this is irony.
    EDIT: Whoops, late.
  • Mickeh65, on 07/23/2008, -16/+8I... don't get it...
  • godzillaWax, on 07/23/2008, -14/+1Buried for LOL
  • ivosilva, on 07/23/2008, -11/+87That's a joke... Last time I heard it, I laughed so hard I fell down my dinossaur.
    • smedrick, on 07/23/2008, -2/+20Ouch....so close.
    • DeFex, on 07/23/2008, -1/+17fell "off" my dinosaur
      • leakus, on 07/23/2008, -7/+8Give us non native english speakers a break! This feels like a ***** English class.
      • Jarasmen, on 07/23/2008, -1/+15leakus: Still, a mistake's a mistake. How you're gonna learn if no one points out what you did wrong?
      • moduc, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2thanks DeFex. English is my 2nd language. I wasn't very clear what fell down my dinossaur means. Change "down" to "off", I figured ivosilva was riding a dinossaur. I guess if he said I fell down from my dinossaur, I would understand.
      • Jeremyz0r, on 07/23/2008, -1/+3FedEx :D
    • Vocifer, on 07/23/2008, -1/+15Dinosaurs, lol. Another false religion.
    • J3EBS, on 07/23/2008, -2/+21What? You went down on your dinosaur? You sicko.
      • moduc, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3sick but not as sick if he was referring to his wife.
    • MJDub, on 07/23/2008, -1/+18We don't want to hear your "back in my day" stories, Senator McCain.
    • Coolmatt49, on 07/23/2008, -1/+7Did McCain tell it?
      • moduc, on 07/23/2008, -2/+1Agree. Obama would have predicted it better than the astrologist.
  • paintist, on 07/23/2008, -13/+64Burried for suckage.
    • DarkReign16, on 07/23/2008, -10/+2Hey, don't blame me for their site design.
      • MavRevMatt, on 07/23/2008, -2/+12No, that's not what sucks. The whole submission sucks.
      • Mandegar0, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Yet its being dugg... something dosnt seem right.......
  • jamwil87, on 07/23/2008, -14/+3Buried for me not getting it.
    Maybe cuz I'm baked.
  • Ryan166, on 07/23/2008, -7/+1Fake magazine.
  • LuigiCervantes, on 07/23/2008, -8/+3You're all wrong. This the proof that astrology REALLY works : since it is predicted that the guy will pass away in 1998, therefore the 1997 December issue will be the last one.
    • jamesdew, on 07/23/2008, -0/+7well then it should say "due to forseen circumstances beyond our control"
      • crossmr, on 07/23/2008, -1/+4They were actually being ironic, the submitter just didn't get it.
  • NavARXIDA, on 07/23/2008, -5/+11hahahaahaha. Guess they where looking at the wrong side of the sky :)
  • pitdog, on 07/23/2008, -6/+22"Doctor". LOL
    • nbx909, on 07/23/2008, -1/+4he could have a PhD in something like philosophy
    • BoneheadFarker, on 07/23/2008, -4/+1Given 20 minutes and a credit card, anyone could become a doctor. Hell, I'm a priest and it didn't cost me anything. Titles are essentially useless, unless you have a real diploma from a real school to back it up...
  • frostcrow, on 07/23/2008, -7/+22Would be funny if it was a Psychic magazine instead of astrology.
  • travis1982, on 07/23/2008, -10/+4What I really hate about astrology is when women try to see if our horoscopes match....women are stupid...yea.
    • rhapsodisiac, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1Buried for sexism by a female who hates astrology more than you do.
  • GumdoMike, on 07/23/2008, -4/+292I foresee what you did there
  • fas2, on 07/23/2008, -4/+20Well that was lame.
  • grneye53, on 07/23/2008, -7/+1You missed a few like standing in line for Iphone bitching about gas or seeing "Dark Night" bitching about the price of food .
  • GiJoeBob, on 07/23/2008, -7/+2He didn't see that coming.
  • Jawshey, on 07/23/2008, -3/+44This is fake, its a joke on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
    Honestly!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxpZsD7WLVA&feature ...
    -J
  • Shawn4168, on 07/23/2008, -7/+2If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
  • karmathestrange, on 07/23/2008, -6/+1...traffic jam, when you're already late...
  • alexkim804, on 07/23/2008, -7/+2that reminds me, i always wanted to steal or vandalize a sign for one of those psychic centers
    • rhapsodisiac, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3that reminds me of how badly I want to do that at my city's million churches.

      ... but hey, why not just leave sidewalk-chalk messages instead?
  • skiiper, on 07/23/2008, -5/+2Dr. Raman. Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
  • ortucis, on 07/23/2008, -9/+3I predict, whoever finds this funny is going to get hit on the head by an asteroid.

    Actually, I hope they do, esp. the poster. Retard.
  • spiderbazz, on 07/23/2008, -3/+2Didn't see that coming.
  • PlayingGangsta, on 07/23/2008, -1/+13Kinda like Miss Cleo not foreseeing the Psychic Hotline's failure. I get it. How ironical.
    • Vocifer, on 07/23/2008, -3/+6Miss Cleo was a shill for the neocons.
      • Pronoiac, on 07/23/2008, -1/+4They digg you down because they're afraid of the truth. No one else sees it but you and I have the vision and clarity to see her for the globalist fascist she is and how she's been using her psychic powers to further the neocons' goals for total domination.
      • PlayingGangsta, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2And Dionne Warwick, too.
      • billbugger, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2I knew there was something weird about her.
    • johnnyboy239, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Anyone reminded of the robin williams joke?
  • ainsmart, on 07/23/2008, -3/+7I see these red pointy things, what are they doing on the....
    ohhhhh
    I didn't read the description
    silly me
  • EquesArdor, on 07/23/2008, -5/+10Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster was none-too-pleased with this man's name, I take it, and took things into his own noodles.
  • mwalker05, on 07/23/2008, -4/+10buried for being so condescending as to highlight the irony. my lad, the humor in irony comes from NOT POINTING IT OUT.
  • maeon3, on 07/23/2008, -2/+51Astrology Joke:

    Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
    Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
    Penny: (puzzled) Participate in the what?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8P0YmgQTbA&feature ...
    • griz, on 07/23/2008, -6/+1Penny for your thoughts?
    • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/23/2008, -6/+3Wow, that was painfully unfunny.
    • bloominoctober, on 07/23/2008, -0/+7"Big Bang Theory" FTW!!!
    • mhuggins, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3Holy crap, I always meant to watch this show and never did for no real reason. This clip alone makes me want to buy the seasons on DVD when they come out so I can catch up!
  • dashdingo, on 07/23/2008, -4/+7PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES

    wait, he said "circumstances." damnit.
  • matt9m5, on 07/23/2008, -1/+8LOL. PAINT
  • EnoshKhan, on 07/23/2008, -1/+63I liked the part where it was ironic.
  • close2theflame, on 07/23/2008, -2/+2lolwtf how ironic its a year old
  • BedPost, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4It took me so long to get this. I kept thinking "Prepare for unforeseen consequences".
  • aimhelix, on 07/23/2008, -1/+1Meh..
  • rblancarte, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Buried for use of arrows.
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