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collegehumor.com — Bear Grylls teaches you how to survive Mardi Gras.

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  • DJNewStyle, on 02/08/2008, -19/+73***** great!!
  • Deliguy, on 02/08/2008, -26/+8funniest video ever!
  • anotherjeff, on 02/08/2008, -8/+245I can't wait for milf hunter.
    • FlagrantDrugUse, on 02/08/2008, -24/+4that's a sweet porno site if you're into older chicks...
      • Cenobite, on 02/08/2008, -0/+23Really? I would never have guessed!
      • WillHutch5, on 02/09/2008, -4/+1I know plenty of hot mom's who aren't what you would think of as "older". 30-35, driving beamers and beggin' for a wang their husbands of the financial services industry fail to provide. Milf FTW is right.
        • berryhill, on 02/09/2008, -3/+2Yeah, uh. Dried up vaginas ain't my thing.
    • trezegol, on 02/08/2008, -0/+12Milfs FTW.
    • Dush, on 02/09/2008, -1/+2I'm still waiting for NBC to air Milf Island.
    • sdcarter, on 02/09/2008, -3/+1http://milfhunter.com
      fortunately there's no Gilfhunter.com
  • Grantismo, on 02/08/2008, -13/+2win
  • minoss, on 02/08/2008, -8/+330That voice is spot on. Amazing.
    • HenvY, on 02/08/2008, -32/+1I guess you're not British since you can't notice the difference. :)
    • Rheic, on 02/08/2008, -1/+61I'm British and I thought it was a pretty good Bear Grylls impression.
    • demps, on 02/08/2008, -0/+30The way the guy sounds crawling into the girl's shirt for shelter seals the deal. So ace.
    • quomen, on 02/08/2008, -0/+28When he said "BONE DRY" I LOLED!
    • samreich, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7Actor is Josh Ruben (joshruben.tumblr.com).
    • Vodka2389, on 02/08/2008, -1/+5"It was once food and it deserves a second chance."
  • zhepp, on 02/08/2008, -49/+15Bear Grylls sucks.
    • timewarp424, on 02/08/2008, -8/+4***** you!
    • vat0r, on 02/08/2008, -10/+9He's better then the "Survivor Man" guy.
      • MrZop, on 02/08/2008, -4/+8I highly doubt Bear could survive for a week alone in some of the places that Les Stroud has.

        Bear lies and needs to be honest on his porgrams. it's a shame that he could have a great program but chooses to ***** it up.

        Although the guy does things like cheat and lie on his show and i sort of dislike him for it, i will admit that this video was awesome.
        • zorlok, on 02/08/2008, -2/+6Yeah, I'm so sure a british special forces guy couldn't camp under a tree for a week like Les does. Right...
        • whyufail, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2You haven't read his actual background do you. And for the record, his shows are all staged. When he actually goes out for 7 days alone, call back.
          • Glenn711A, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Lay off the guy, it's not like he was staying in a hotel while he was supposed to be sleeping in the wild.

            Wait, he was? *****
    • SyntraFTW, on 02/08/2008, -8/+9Let me correct you. Bear Grylls doesn't suck, he's just not as good the person he ripped his show off of. Plus he sleeps in Hotels whilst "surviving", though I'm sure he could actually survive if needed.
    • TheMarenum, on 02/08/2008, -0/+6no it's true, he does.
  • Mouser58907, on 02/08/2008, -9/+111Possibly the best thing ever on collegehumor.
  • andywebb95, on 02/08/2008, -7/+35I laughed my ass off. Great parody!
    Whoever the actor was, he had obviously done his homework,
    • nelwan, on 02/08/2008, -0/+6agreed. i always appreciated when people take the extra step for quality.
  • kpmoore, on 02/08/2008, -3/+158That was an absolutely perfect Bear Grylls impression.
  • TaniaDerveaux, on 02/08/2008, -10/+9One of the best collegehumor videos I've seen in a while!
  • deadnoob, on 02/08/2008, -6/+296the condom and vomit part almost made me vomit
    • HenvY, on 02/08/2008, -3/+71But seriously, it is a good source of Protein and Simple Sugars. If you're ever lost in the wilderness with a gorgeous woman, this is a good way to get head.
      • mike17032, on 02/08/2008, -29/+3No, its not. That is a myth:
        http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html

        There is so little of it that it hardly matters.
        • RandomTaskMan, on 02/08/2008, -3/+61for the sake of MAN-kind Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        • thesonofdarwin, on 02/08/2008, -5/+4Comparing ejaculate to an egg makes any biologist cry. Refuting claims with no sources, and making bad assumptions is even worse. Of course you can't live off it, but comparatively ejaculate is rich in protein at 40mg/mL. You'd be better off just killing the person and eating them, though.

          Isn't evaluating sources, like basic addition, considered a fundamental skill taught my public institutions these days?

          Source: Luke MC, Coffey DS. Male Sex Accessory Tissues Structure, Androgen Action, and Physiology. In: Knobil E, Neill JD, eds. The Physiology of Reproduction, 2nd edition. New York: Raven Press; 1994.
        • KarthVader, on 02/08/2008, -1/+12Thanks mike17032, you RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
        • thesonofdarwin, on 02/08/2008, -4/+3To add to my post above since I can't edit/reply, the average egg white has 96mg/mL of protein, to put it in perspective. So while mike's source isn't completely wrong, it's right for the wrong reasons.
        • alk509, on 02/09/2008, -0/+8If my wife reads about this, I'll hunt you down, you *****!
      • stoanhart, on 02/09/2008, -1/+1Yeah, but at the expense of YOUR protein and sugars. I prefer survival over head.
        • dball48, on 02/09/2008, -0/+13no you don't
        • lowerlogic, on 02/09/2008, -0/+6hey if i'm going to die in the wilderness with a gorgeuous woman, I'm gonna go out with a bang.
    • wesniles, on 02/08/2008, -5/+2i did vomit...
    • tehnico, on 02/08/2008, -6/+14You've obviously never had to survive.
    • Narcowski, on 02/08/2008, -4/+15I stopped watching when he picked up the condom >.>
    • ElbertF, on 02/08/2008, -10/+5It's not like he had a choose, perhaps if there was a pizza nearby..
      • ElbertF, on 02/08/2008, -7/+19Choice. Learn to spell you idiot.
        • Servebot, on 02/08/2008, -0/+6lol?
        • purzzzell, on 02/08/2008, -1/+11He chose the wrong word, he didn't misspell anything.
          Learn to grammar nazi you idiot.
        • Vodka2389, on 02/08/2008, -2/+2I think you mean "learn to choice words, you idiot."
        • kingdomdude, on 02/08/2008, -1/+2God I love the internet.
    • soulkitchen, on 02/09/2008, -0/+6Was anyone else yelling "DON'T DO IT" at the screen when they saw him pick it up.
  • rapincandy, on 02/08/2008, -12/+1I need to learn how to do similar things with MY penis!
  • Ch0chi, on 02/08/2008, -4/+29Omg this was hilarious! It sounded just like Bear Grylls to! "Breakfast won't come easy" LOL
  • paintpro, on 02/08/2008, -2/+94I was unaware that an erection could be so dangerous. I'm gonna have to be more careful...
    • droopypooper, on 02/08/2008, -0/+10fortunately i only have a semi right now...
    • zeromancer, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1i don't think you have anything to worry about
  • tmpuser, on 02/08/2008, -9/+47This video was a thing of beauty, and less fake than the show it's based on. Dugg.
  • flxfxp, on 02/08/2008, -5/+3The ending was epic
  • bossm4n, on 02/08/2008, -1/+125Thank God he didn't gut that coed carcass and climb inside for warmth.
    • anononon, on 02/08/2008, -0/+43I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
      • samgab, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1I've got a really bad feeling about this...
    • redneckblues, on 02/08/2008, -10/+5I wouldn't mind climbing inside, if you know what I mean.
      • beansac, on 02/08/2008, -0/+11I don't. Explain, please!
        • HueytheFreeman, on 02/09/2008, -0/+4I think he means he wants to dislocate her jaw and climb inside her mouth and wiggle his way down her esophagus until he's in her belly, where he has access to predigested food. The idea of course is preposterous since he wouldn't be able to fit in her mouth!
  • SRSco, on 02/08/2008, -23/+7This was stupid.
    • samgab, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1your stupid.

      haha, see what I did there?
  • triplescoop, on 02/08/2008, -17/+8Bear Grylls is such a phony! You can clearly see the hotel he's staying at in the background.
    • spyd3rweb, on 02/08/2008, -5/+14Les Stroud FTW!
    • jopjop, on 02/08/2008, -3/+1No, apparently he was staying alone in the Australian outback while he made that film...
    • mattsegal, on 02/08/2008, -6/+3lee stroud is a little bitch... you don't see him flying 40,000 feet with a propeller and a parachute
      • MrZop, on 02/08/2008, -3/+2That's because it's difficult when you also have to fly the plane and film it too.

  • Johnka, on 02/08/2008, -5/+143Too far, but hilarious: "This was once food and it deserves a second chance"
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 02/08/2008, -1/+9I also like "there's nothing. She's bone dry. It appears as if someone or something has beaten me to the punch".
  • ardeay, on 02/08/2008, -7/+2freaking sweet
  • BillGod, on 02/08/2008, -10/+6Holy crap I don't Digg many articles but this is funny
  • peregrine, on 02/08/2008, -6/+23I love Bear Grylls.
  • mistergoodburge, on 02/08/2008, -42/+3This was on Attack of the Show, the tech show with all the gaming, tech, and porn coverage you could want, weeknights at 11pm live only on g4tv
    • mlvassallo, on 02/08/2008, -1/+9Ugh.
    • fef560, on 02/08/2008, -0/+4have we forgotten already?

      TSS 4 Lyfe
    • mistergoodburge, on 02/09/2008, -6/+1-32 diggs, i love how ppl hate something (scientology, g4) without even understanding *****
  • Antibland, on 02/08/2008, -8/+6Fantastic idea. Dominant performance.
  • videographer, on 02/08/2008, -7/+7Very funny, and very well lit and shot.
  • hollyminkowski, on 02/08/2008, -6/+22I had to stop it when he found the condom....just could not watch past that..ewwww
    • B3000, on 02/08/2008, -0/+11Oh, but then you missed the part where he ate the vomit! Uhhgg.
      • cuntmate99, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9if you watch closely the cum also gets poured onto his face

        lovely
    • ElbertF, on 02/08/2008, -1/+20Some girls consider it a tasteful midnight snack.
  • rmeddy, on 02/08/2008, -15/+5WTF the pizza was right there!!!!!!!!
    • Peavey, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7Wow, you're very observant.
    • hackiavelli, on 02/08/2008, -0/+6Welcome to the world of the sight gag.
    • myt29, on 02/08/2008, -1/+2That's the point. Bear has to eat all these nasty stuffs while his cameramen are loaded with food and drinks.
    • samgab, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1OMG you're right! Now that I watch it again, I see that it WAS right there, as you say, all along!
      I'll be he felt like a right silly billy when he discovered THAT!
  • AzMegladon, on 02/08/2008, -34/+5Wow, i bet tons of mac fags got boners when he was gonna swallow that cum.
  • beastee, on 02/08/2008, -5/+48The more I watch the videos College humor puts out, the more I think Idiocracy is unfolding.
  • zwarrior99, on 02/08/2008, -6/+4lmfao hilarious i would love to see the Milf Hunter too lol~!!
    • Steeple, on 02/08/2008, -1/+1crikey!
    • centran, on 02/08/2008, -0/+2It will quickly turn into a porno... "watch as I stick my finger up it's cloa..." NOOOO STOP Milf Hunter! that's not a cloaca, thats a vagina!
    • zeromancer, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1youtube --------->
  • MightyE, on 02/08/2008, -8/+7Clever up until about half way through when it started confusing disgusting as funny.
    • samgab, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Disguising this AS that.
      Confusing this WITH that.
  • ssj2119, on 02/08/2008, -2/+3amazing, really well done
  • Aharoni, on 02/08/2008, -5/+7Pretty awesome but it just got too nasty at some point...
  • SebG, on 02/08/2008, -2/+1That was hilarious, thank you for making my day at work a lil bit brighter
  • lightningrod220, on 02/08/2008, -3/+8SFW?
  • spinaltap87, on 02/08/2008, -2/+2Holy crap. Funniest video I've seen all week.
  • cuntmate99, on 02/08/2008, -4/+2that was a definite mix of nasty and nice
  • Thrilltone, on 02/08/2008, -2/+1That was great!
  • igoratwork, on 02/08/2008, -2/+2Brilliant!
  • zspeed78, on 02/08/2008, -7/+2I turned it off after the condom.. wtf
  • Schmapdi, on 02/08/2008, -2/+7I was expecting it to be super lame - but it was actually pretty funny. Perfect Bear impression too.
  • Digg360, on 02/08/2008, -1/+2Entertaining AND educational. Classic Discovery channel material!
  • theghoul, on 02/08/2008, -6/+1That ***** was nuts. The guy was spot-on though.

    Anyone notice the mustache painted on the passed-out big girl he slept on?
  • maddla, on 02/08/2008, -6/+3"Are you ***** on the floor!?!, dude that is *****' nasty!"
  • MadOgre, on 02/08/2008, -1/+2Brilliant!
  • Takuro, on 02/08/2008, -1/+6I loved the part where he ate the vomit while a box of pizza was just inches to his side. It made me "lol." :P
  • TecK415, on 02/08/2008, -4/+7It's a rip off of this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_hyhfRPFDA

    Both are hilarious though.
    • eyrelight, on 02/08/2008, -0/+2Except for that one is extremely poorly executed and much too long.
  • sdellboy, on 02/08/2008, -0/+1A Monty Burns-style 'Ex-cellent' for that....the Brohemian Rhapsody is good too...
  • mrtdot, on 02/08/2008, -0/+1The real Bear Grylls' show is fake....
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