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  • theaceoffire, on 06/16/2008, -1/+445Wish I had been the editor for this.
    • awesometastic1, on 06/16/2008, -2/+129wish someone would post the uncensored version ;-)
    • DeskFlyer, on 06/16/2008, -2/+38Wish I had been the director for this.
    • vinnyvenus, on 06/17/2008, -19/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9jf0U5Pm7M
      youtube link
      • cherwilco, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5yay just like the one submitted but blurrier!
      • evulhotdog, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1Yeah, youtube is ***** quality compared to CH.
    • bdfariello, on 06/17/2008, -12/+4You wanted to see tons of penises? Or was it just the one slow-motion meatspin guy?
    • Mike668, on 06/17/2008, -1/+24As someone who does a lot of motion tracking for a living.... no you don't.
    • axelstudios, on 06/17/2008, -1/+9giggity giggity
    • donald347, on 06/17/2008, -1/+5Editor?! I wish I was the director or something? Why would you want to be in an editing room instead of on the set?!
    • icehawk, on 06/17/2008, -4/+2PAGE IS FULL OF ***** SPYWARE
      • evulhotdog, on 06/17/2008, -1/+4You dont have Adblock Plus. Your fault.
      • comradeTJH, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5you mean SPYING *****?
      • ubercow13, on 06/17/2008, -4/+4Get Linux...
        Whats a virus again I can't remember?
    • flipzmode, on 06/17/2008, -5/+3This page IS full of shadyness. I tried to click on the volume slider and it closed my main firefox page and opened a small window down by the taskbar like a balloon alert telling me I'm infected and to click OK to download something. That might be my last visit to collegehumor.
      • evulhotdog, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5And thats physically not possible due to the fact that you didnt install anything or any addon for FF to make it do that. That would have to be coded some how into FF. No web page can do that, your full of *****.
      • rompom7, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Hey flipzmode, hate to break it to you, but you have spyware on your PC. It's not the page that is infected, it is your computer.
      • vdogg89, on 06/17/2008, -0/+0nope, im using FF, and the same thing happened to me, it closed my browser
    • picsectionpleez, on 06/17/2008, -1/+1TOE JAM!!!!! +1
    • 122333, on 06/24/2008, -0/+0same
  • jggube, on 06/16/2008, -19/+148Yeah, I wouldn't watch something like that at work, even censored, so NSFW.
    • scimitar91, on 06/17/2008, -1/+8So would this be allowed on day time television without fines since its censored?
      • gooberguy, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3yeah, i kind of see adult swim airing it or something
      • jadrian, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2In many countries yes. Prime time even.
    • Spudster, on 06/17/2008, -1/+18I totally just watched this at work. I sir, have proven you wrong.
      • metaliq, on 06/17/2008, -5/+3Where do you work? The toilet store?
    • grason1129, on 06/17/2008, -6/+3i finally found out what NSFW means!!

      i thought it was a new image format stupid me!
  • rapcrap187, on 06/16/2008, -5/+75Haha some of the most contemporary art I've seen! Badassness to whoever thought this up
    • mnemy, on 06/17/2008, -2/+31No. Badassness to the pimp that got the girls to agree to it.
    • ashotfired, on 06/17/2008, -6/+4Badassness is the least badassnessed usage of the word badass.
    • staffell, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1this is just weird
  • mvanhorn, on 06/16/2008, -1/+123This video is from Brighton Port Authority, Fatboy Slim (Norman Cook)'s new project.

    http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_displa ...
    • mu0p, on 06/16/2008, -0/+14Correct, here is the full title

      BPA - Toe Jam Featuring David Byrne & Dizze Rascal
    • Schmapdi, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6Anyone know where I can get the .mp3 of the song? I love David Byrne.
      • cowsgonemadd3, on 06/17/2008, -15/+9Go buy it....
        • dggeek, on 06/18/2008, -0/+1FTA: "A release date for the collection has yet to be announced, but "Toe Jam" will be out digitally July 7 via Cook's Southern Fried label."
    • ginnipig, on 06/17/2008, -1/+5now it make sense :)
    • telepwn, on 06/17/2008, -4/+9http://rapidshare.com/files/122981048/std_b08a824f ...

      I snagged the song off BPA's myspace and uploaded it if anyone wants the MP3.
      • VinceNoir, on 06/17/2008, -4/+11That's PIRACY. You are criminally insane. I will be reporting you to the Taliban (supporters of capitalism).
    • prophetpimp, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4FATBOY SLIM ***** Rules. Don't be a douche. Buy his stuff, he is actually good.
  • DeskFlyer, on 06/16/2008, -4/+217I work in a pretty relaxed office, but I'd still consider this NSFW. Now where's the really really NSFW version? :)
    • thesqudge, on 06/16/2008, -0/+12I'm sure the preview picture is deterrent enough...
    • zaren, on 06/16/2008, -28/+8NSFW is not the point. The SFWness was the point. And I think this would fly in my office, since nothing came about from my red penis moment - http://digg.com/gaming_news/Zero_Punctuation%3A_Th ...

      Admittedly, there were a few cuties in there worth seeing NSFW, but there was too much creativity in the censor bars to spoil it that way :)
      • nyrol2, on 06/17/2008, -7/+2Are you someone famous now? "Hey everyone! Remember when zaren, god of the internet, got caught at work?" I'm sure no one is going to be saying that around the internet watercooler any time soon.
        • VinceNoir, on 06/17/2008, -1/+3And I'm sure I'll be telling you to ***** off. His linked comment was damn uproariously funny. I'm hoping that the lot of you who dugg him down all get crotch rot and have your dicks fall off or your ***** widen to the size of a watermelon. That's just a little taste of how I feel about people who lack a ***** sense of humor. ***** off. The lot of you!
        • drakenlot, on 06/17/2008, -1/+2Hey, remember when zaren got caught at work?

          No? Cause that was ***** hilarious, far different from that jackass nyrol
      • ienjoyrolling, on 06/17/2008, -2/+1To Zaren: SHUT UP
    • Frost9999, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1NSFW is such a vague description. If there was a brief description of the content the masses could make up their own minds.
  • teriyakisause, on 06/16/2008, -3/+116First time I wasn't pissed off at censor bars.....not as pissed anyway.
  • v666, on 06/16/2008, -8/+23cranky song, and yes I'm pissed with the censorship as well
    • Haecceity, on 06/17/2008, -1/+8I hate to be the one to tell you, but it's not censorship -- it's a joke.
  • nc60659, on 06/16/2008, -20/+10Did "Lost" pop into anyone else's head when the censor bars formed an octagon/bagua-ish shape?
  • sinisa10, on 06/16/2008, -2/+90These are the only bars I hate.
  • Qong, on 06/16/2008, -3/+36That's an awesome song, and video for that matter. Absolute quality!
    • ennwarenn, on 06/17/2008, -2/+5David Byrne is beyond awesome..
      • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2I really need this song, but I don't remember the name.
        • Danby123, on 06/17/2008, -1/+9I went to go look for it for you, but then I just realized I was doing a random favor for somebody I probably will never know, so I stopped.
          Sorry. I hope another digger is a bit more charitable than me.
        • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -0/+7I'm not asking anyone to go look for it, just thought someone would know it off the top of their head. Thanks for the laugh anyway.
        • sounditout, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4its called: Toe Jam Featuring David Byrne & Dizzy Rascal. here is the youtube link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D-8W4HXFlE
        • Qong, on 06/18/2008, -0/+1As sounditout said above:

          It's The BPA (which stands for Brighton Port Authority) which is the guy behind Fatboy Slim. The song features David Byrne (completely awesome guy, as ennwarenn said above) and Dizzy Rascal; and it's called Toe Jam.
    • rjinswand, on 06/17/2008, -3/+1except on a fresh xp install...
  • DeathWish808, on 06/16/2008, -20/+6http://digg.com/comedy/Censor_Bar_Art_3 I wish you luck since this was a cool vid and hasn't been made popular yet.
  • AussieCynic, on 06/16/2008, -6/+1wow
  • blackrage, on 06/16/2008, -0/+96Dugg for shag carpet
  • vcleniuk, on 06/16/2008, -16/+2Shag carpet :) Which one?
    • DubiousDrewski, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2Seriously? You thought we wouldn't notice?
  • AWBoy666, on 06/16/2008, -25/+62I'm sorry, but the whole time I was watching that, I just wished the bars were gone. Wasn't very interesting beyond the naked hot chicks :(

    Sorry.
  • hempydave, on 06/16/2008, -12/+5SFW
    :{
  • Acuraracer32tl, on 06/16/2008, -5/+92This was considered hard-core porn back in the day.
    • Borgcube636, on 06/17/2008, -2/+2It's a piece of art, if you think about it. Great performance
    • prophetpimp, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2Porn was better back then. Todays porn is the *****.
  • rxanderq, on 06/16/2008, -16/+11I would have enjoyed this more without the censored bars/
  • iamanalog, on 06/16/2008, -5/+80so who spotted the uncensored boobies!!!
    • iamanalog, on 06/16/2008, -1/+105actually thats a man with moobs and sausage nipples, excuse me while i load this gun.
      • therightclique, on 06/17/2008, -13/+1shut the ***** up. "moobs" isn't something.
    • Depravo, on 06/16/2008, -1/+11I thought I saw one but on closer inspection it turned out to be a fat man-booby. Curses.
    • goldfenix, on 06/17/2008, -1/+30Chalk up another person who thought they had found the holy grail of censored videos, only to discover, after spending several minutes trying to isolate the frame, that I was staring at a moob. A well tanned moob, but a moob nontheless.
    • xingyun, on 06/17/2008, -3/+1851 seconds, girl on the left
    • funkyjunk3, on 06/17/2008, -3/+133Real,uncensored, *b*oob ----> 35 seconds in: http://i30.tinypic.com/2a5dag1.jpg

      Its blurry, its hard to stop at just the right time, but its there.
      • elveis, on 06/17/2008, -3/+38OGC
      • fudged71, on 06/17/2008, -2/+18too much [time] on your hands
      • thzae, on 06/17/2008, -0/+71It's people like you who give me so much faith in the internet.

        Thank you.
      • fxu1989, on 06/17/2008, -5/+2Boobs?!

        Someone call the FCC. Make sure this never gets on TV!

        It will corrupt the mind of our children!
      • tas08, on 06/17/2008, -0/+10Why do I find this more exciting than the million hits I could get by putting "boobs" into a Google image search?
        • funkyjunk3, on 06/17/2008, -0/+11because that would be too easy?

          The best thing in life are the things you have to work for. Yes, even boobs.
      • morphinapg, on 06/17/2008, -2/+28higher res reveals no nipple:

        http://i32.tinypic.com/2u5akwk.jpg
      • flipzmode, on 06/17/2008, -0/+9Maybe being on the set wouldn't be as exciting as we all think if all the girls were wearing skin-colored pasties.

        Although I suppose you still get to see boobies bouncing all around.
    • oflaherty, on 06/17/2008, -3/+3WOW SO COOL
    • chrgrose, on 06/17/2008, -2/+3SHE'S A MAN BABY
  • LoneCrow, on 06/16/2008, -40/+5Uncensored version

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
  • milkmit, on 06/16/2008, -15/+2uuiU gives it away.
  • gotcheaprice, on 06/16/2008, -2/+70Woooo, David Byrne xD
    Talking Heads FTW

    I'm gay aren't I?
    • ncapone, on 06/16/2008, -0/+53No, not at all. Talking Heads and David Byrne are great.
    • jaythree9, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Beware of animals
      They're setting a bad example.
    • partyoverhaul, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4not so much gay as awesome. id never heard that song before though, the only byrne solo album i have is grown backwards, so idk if thats like new new or older
      • meatychud, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2Its not a david byrne song, he's just a featured singer in another band's song, Toe Jam or something. Still awesome, though.
        • gotcheaprice, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1Yeah, but he is pretty much the singer for the whole song, so yeah xD

          But I was just saying this since I noticed it with this video(if anybody didn't get that, but I'm not sure, since I am known as captain obvious between my friends).
    • jaydoj, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1Nope!!
    • bubba9999, on 06/17/2008, -0/+2It doesn't have anything to do with the Talking Heads though. :P
  • Dimbleby, on 06/16/2008, -14/+3I know uuiU when I see one.
  • ECas123, on 06/16/2008, -3/+16Now, where can I get that music?
  • Dimbleby, on 06/16/2008, -13/+2I know uuiU when I see one.
  • LoneCrow, on 06/16/2008, -6/+1Not anymore =D
  • bearcat8543, on 06/16/2008, -7/+18OGC
  • cuevas4711, on 06/16/2008, -0/+4I love art.
  • amr05h, on 06/16/2008, -5/+171dug for pong
  • KittySpark1es, on 06/16/2008, -7/+31This video is done by the same guy that did the Atari ET video a few years back. Keith Schofield is an amazing director. Check out all his videos... www.keithschofield.com

    or check out his instructional video on how to make meth....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=jX0zWvYWBaI

    read the comments for a good laugh, haha.
  • fattehboi, on 06/16/2008, -12/+3that must have been a bitch to censor haha

    so much pussy and titties...and the occasionally flailing of a mans shaft
  • Austin7687, on 06/16/2008, -4/+9Very inventive use of the censor bar.
  • disrupter, on 06/16/2008, -7/+46wheres the uncensored version?????????????????
    • FadieZ, on 06/17/2008, -12/+3??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????hi:)
  • tdmand, on 06/16/2008, -3/+73I've spent way too much time looking for the uncensored version of this, and the topless version of the playboy model doing Wii Fit today.
  • KittySpark1es, on 06/16/2008, -9/+4How to make meth instructional music video form the same director:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=jX0zWvYWBaI
  • raptor87, on 06/16/2008, -3/+6that was great made me smile
  • mareksoon, on 06/17/2008, -4/+31I saw a boob!

    Oh, *****, that was a dude. :(
  • Wakkyweed, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6Even after all these years, David Byrne is still one of the coolest kid on the block. It figures that he would be involved in this.
  • camaroz06, on 06/17/2008, -3/+3anyone know where/when I could get the track?
    • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1Download Limewire, and search for David Byrne. I don't know the name of the song, sorry.
  • RcHer, on 06/17/2008, -10/+42***** OR GTFO!
  • benburned, on 06/17/2008, -8/+1I wonder if they knew it was going to be censored.
  • pSilociN, on 06/17/2008, -2/+17Dugg for the uncensored set of man-boobies at 1:08-1:10.
  • scottperezfox, on 06/17/2008, -4/+30I can haz director's cut?
  • zdiggler, on 06/17/2008, -12/+6it was on reddit like last week.. digg is slow!
  • Dr.House, on 06/17/2008, -7/+1oh now thats just ***** up....
  • aflaks, on 06/17/2008, -1/+7I wana see the after party :D
  • connectfive, on 06/17/2008, -13/+2the worst idea for art ever. it actually made me angry.
  • robodud3, on 06/17/2008, -13/+2This is just stupid [?]
  • skinsgamer, on 06/17/2008, -6/+113With all those girls dancing around me my censor bar would have been a little bigger if you know what I mean.
    • fjordhippie, on 06/17/2008, -2/+102i don't understand please explain
      • antiorblkflag9, on 06/17/2008, -16/+11Yes, okay, uh... well, have a seat. Uh... um... when a man... needs to prove to a woman that he's actua- when a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec..
        • Soave, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Thanks Tobias.
        • sasquatchcrotch, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you. I know what you mean. I, I didn't mean babies in general.
    • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 06/17/2008, -0/+30Not mine. :(
      • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -19/+3Is that your way of saying that you're gay, and if it is, than the :( was a little insulting.
        • AngelX, on 06/17/2008, -0/+16I think that was his way of saying he has a small dingdong.
        • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -8/+4Even if it is small, that doesn't mean it wouldn't get bigger.
        • dumpyhumpy, on 06/17/2008, -0/+14impotent perhaps? i dont know any gay folks who are saddened by their natural attractions...
        • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -8/+1@dumpyhumpy
          I'm sure not
      • ZimbuTheMonkey, on 06/17/2008, -1/+20Everyone is out to get you, Jaxx. EVERYONE!

        The implication was that the bar would not increase in size because my erection wouldn't cross the threshold to begin with.

        Explaining jokes is super.
        • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -8/+1Sorry, just asking. I didn't expect someone to say they had a small penis on the internet, and I meant more-so that it would have been insulting to gay people, not specifically myself.
        • DragonForce4, on 06/17/2008, -1/+2"not specifically myself."

          you believe what you want to believe
        • BestJaxx, on 06/17/2008, -1/+1It sounds like you are saying that I am denying that I am gay. I'm not denying it. I'm saying that it would have been an insult to gay people in general.
    • yohnstoppable, on 06/17/2008, -3/+67Blood would have rushed to my penis due to my sexual arousal, making it erect.... If you know what I mean
    • bsonline, on 06/17/2008, -2/+1Bigger than 2.5 feet?
  • sherifftruman, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5I did not expect Dizzee Rascal.
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