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  • manzplan, on 08/20/2008, -78/+70I never did learn how to ride a bicycle!
    omg somebody please slap GlossyGirl!
    • mikesbaker, on 08/21/2008, -6/+164"omg somebody please slap GlossyGirl!"
      WTF does that even mean and how the hell is this getting positive diggs?
      • staffell, on 08/21/2008, -9/+40who cares? i'm digging it up anyway
      • jcpudd, on 08/21/2008, -15/+9Look towards the upper right, the ad will be for True and her screenname is GlossyGirl.

        However, when I reloaded the page kissyface27 came up.

        I'm sorry but all those lonely and desperate guys out there need to understand that hot girls do not need a stupid dating site to get with a guy.

        The only women on those sites are Ugo's!
      • jcaino, on 08/21/2008, -4/+91Damnit people, just install AdBlock already.
      • passedoutghost, on 08/21/2008, -6/+34What ads?
      • sublimemm, on 08/21/2008, -11/+42digg has ads?
      • kaharis, on 08/21/2008, -6/+30What are these ads you speak of?
      • crazycraka, on 08/21/2008, -4/+16Seriously wtf is going on, so confused. Thank you Mozilla God.
      • Aeric, on 08/21/2008, -1/+3I'll be damned....digg does have ads
        I had to dust off IE, but sure enough, there are ads here.
    • MrDo, on 08/21/2008, -4/+11omg lol lol lol !!!! . !

      wtf?
    • xtothepowerofx, on 08/21/2008, -6/+17YOU TAKE THAT BACK!... i'm gonna marry glossygirl
      • edwartica, on 08/21/2008, -3/+1Well, I'm gonna marry your mom!!!
      • xtothepowerofx, on 08/21/2008, -1/+5sure man, go nuts... your funeral
    • InfinitySnatch, on 08/21/2008, -3/+7I never learned how to ride my bike with no handlebars. It's really pretty impossible to turn.
      • dajuggernaut, on 08/21/2008, -3/+4thats cause you are not doing it right.
      • colto, on 08/21/2008, -1/+7No it's not. Just lean and the bike will turn whichever way you're leaning!
      • sephiroth965, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2It's called riding a bike with no hands. (Regardless of how good the Flobots song is.) and colto is right. you just lean to turn.
      • scimitar91, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars.
    • TheDarkstarter, on 08/21/2008, -4/+1YES! I agree, slap glossygirl, I think she is ugly! I've been waiting for someone else to mention her.

      and yes, I've got adblock on MY computers, but right now I'm someone else's computer.
  • irfanmp, on 08/20/2008, -27/+83The wheels of life go round and round...round and round...round and round...the wheels of life go round and round...all through the town...
    ahh, to be young again.
    • UltramegaOK, on 08/21/2008, -6/+151That was the gayest Digg comment I have ever seen.

      You win.
    • eraser34, on 08/21/2008, -7/+47That was gayer than 2 men fisting each other.
      • d1ckinabox, on 08/21/2008, -2/+14FTW
      • btschul, on 08/21/2008, -0/+34while watching a Richard Simmons video.
      • serif69, on 08/21/2008, -1/+25and consulting on someone's wardrobe.
      • jeo77, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round.
    • jamesdew, on 08/21/2008, -3/+12Gayer than that gay fan fiction post?
    • SnarleyJoe, on 08/21/2008, -2/+39"ahh, to be young again."?????

      ***** off, you're 24, ffs.

      You're a damn kid still.
    • GamerX, on 08/21/2008, -7/+23do you like it round and round? http://www.meatspin.com
      • ironiridis, on 08/21/2008, -0/+16Intriguing. An archive of modern modes of transportation. Thanks!
      • GiantJacob, on 08/22/2008, -0/+2AHHH!!! thats not at all what u said it was.... IT WAS WAAAAAAAY BETTER
    • saikyan, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7Man, some people are just ***** mean for the hell of it.
    • SikkinDivigil, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1Who else cringed while reading that?
    • puttly, on 08/21/2008, -3/+1i thought it went "wheels on the bus?" :p
  • IDIDID, on 08/20/2008, -12/+5Very funny, although I can't make out the 1st one on the bottom row. Is that a bus or a milk van?
    • Nayamina, on 08/20/2008, -0/+52I believe that would be an RV.
    • Heafers, on 08/21/2008, -1/+9Actually on the other side it says free Candy, from your pedophile days
    • Pinasco, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4You must be retarded.
      • IllBeBack, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1Maybe they don't have giant rolling houses that suck gas like Pam Anderson sucks during a gang bang where he comes from.

        Just sayin'...
  • bobby22, on 08/20/2008, -51/+5That's really cute, thanks for sharing :)

    Check out my posts
  • ZackScott, on 08/20/2008, -12/+7This puts a whole new meaning to the term "4th wheel" Imagine going through life, and you always utilize one of man's oldest investments: The wheel. Well, guess what? You don't have to imagine because *poof* here we are. Even the newest form of transportation (the Segway) uses wheels. It is all about how it is controlled. I hope one day that we will have hoverboards like in Back to the Future. I hope this for mankind every day. But even if we do, don't you think it will have backup wheels in case it runs out of juicepower? I think the wheel, ultimately, is here to stay. If not, it will disappear.
    • mikesbaker, on 08/21/2008, -0/+10wow pithy - what college are you a professor at?
    • BoonTobias, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6"this is a show where anything can happen......... and one day something might"
    • Devrdander, on 08/21/2008, -2/+24"I think the wheel, ultimately, is here to stay. If not, it will disappear."

      Wow, you should go into politics with decisive observations like that...
    • Kakemonstere, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5Well, you know the new high speed trains don' got wheels because of the friction, they use magnetics to keep it up with no friction at all. I think they also use them to run the train but I'm not sure.
      • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2Yes but do they have backup wheels in case the juicepower cuts out?
    • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7Yeah! screw the luddites and their ridiculous wheels! It's high time we had something that runs on juicepower!
    • drnick1988, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1woah... thats deep.
    • xtothepowerofx, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3hey man.. where can i get me some of this juicepower @?
    • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1I'm naming an energy drink Juicepower! Copyright/Trademark/Patent pending!
  • barnes, on 08/20/2008, -7/+26So far I'm on track...accept I skipped the minivan. Wheres the mid life crisis sports car though?
    • mikesbaker, on 08/21/2008, -1/+5that was the big ass suv - which was the midlife crisis car for a long while (see range rovers)
    • snurfle, on 08/21/2008, -2/+46accept? shouldn't that be...

      ahhh, ***** it.
      digg is too far gone to keep trying.
      • ChayD, on 08/21/2008, -8/+4Wot r ewe umpliying?
      • IllBeBack, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6If you give up, the idiots win.

        I know my kids won't grow up writing like morons on the Internet.
    • surpher, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6I'm missing that chopper bike for the mid life crisis...
    • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -0/+32I have accepted that you skipped the minivan and I forgive you.
      • jerstud56, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2haha I busted out laughing when I read this. Dugg.
    • lisaawesome, on 08/21/2008, -0/+12I went from bike to minivan. You know you're one cool 16 year old when you're driving a dodge caravan.
      • dpazar2, on 08/21/2008, -0/+13Did the same thing...drove that bitch like i stole it.
      • Smuikas, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7My friend back in HS went from a bike to a '67 VW Vanagon. It ruled.

        (I just went from a bike to a civic and then to.. the subway)
      • lisaawesome, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2dpazar2, I drove my van the same way! It was dying so I decided I would have some fun. It's not often you see someone driving a minivan like a bat out of hell. Who would've thought a minivan could go 115. I was too pussy to push it any further.
      • SwedishNinja, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8Mom's minivan.

        Less conformist than the bus.
      • 22magnum, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8You just wish you where cool enough to get your hands on a vintage '89 Ford Tempo. Once it hit 80 going down a hill with the wind behind it... o yea.
      • IllBeBack, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2@22magnum:

        But I would have to slow way down to get down to 80... My tires are rated for 180mph, so 80 seems like coasting through a school zone.
      • warringgael, on 08/30/2008, -0/+2Good times, good times.
    • faraggi, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5i was thinking of a big ass harley
    • saikyan, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4Ugh, minivans. What is it about minivan drivers that make them so unable to grasp the concept of "Stay right except to pass"? I feel many of them consciously WANT to be in the way.
      • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2I try to get in the way of generalizing pricks whenever I can.
      • saikyan, on 08/22/2008, -0/+1I specifically said, "many" of them which is not the same as "all" of them. So, lets not be so offended.
    • rossluc, on 08/21/2008, -3/+9...accept you don't know english.
  • Halsfield, on 08/20/2008, -1/+8also missed the old people public transportation and school bus
  • Sonan, on 08/20/2008, -3/+267It should have a hearse at the end.
    • Mootabolife, on 08/21/2008, -11/+1Followed by a halo.
      • BruceBogtrotter, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4boooooo.
      • LeonHRodriguez, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1I believe you mean wings; halo's aren't a mode of transportation.
    • neveroddoreven, on 08/21/2008, -1/+39Wheels of life not death
    • firebhaal, on 08/21/2008, -1/+8and an ambulance at the beginning!
      • SeanCallan, on 08/21/2008, -1/+8That's presumptuous. Some people drive themselves to the hospital to give birth or they show up days in advance and have labor induced.

        Jeez.

        Go ahead and dig me down for being technical, I don't care, you can't keep me down forever.
      • wizard45, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2I AM A BANANA
    • chasebadkids, on 08/21/2008, -0/+0I was thinking the same exact thing! Death is a part of life isnt it?

      :-(
      • IllBeBack, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1Nope. Death comes just after life ends. Not part of life.
    • identityxcrysis, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2I'm thinking that the reason it didn't end with a hearse or anything is because it's supposed to almost be like a circle..
    • dcposch, on 08/22/2008, -0/+1and an ambulance at the beginning
  • maretten, on 08/20/2008, -26/+6Haha, yea I'd totally ***** Miley Cyrus.
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      • plhearn, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2Speak for yourself. Thats the opposite of what pedobear would say.
  • DreamofJeanie, on 08/21/2008, -2/+6i like how his smile kind of fades toward the end
    • mhuggins, on 08/21/2008, -2/+14YEAH, THE BEST PART IS WHEN HE DIES. HILARIOUS.
    • SergeiGolos, on 08/21/2008, -1/+11HOw can you smile when young people are listening to load music. Damn kids and their pepsi cola.
    • dougdiggerton, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1of course, he was bald by minivan stage.
  • mikesbaker, on 08/21/2008, -11/+3ah lucky me still in the sports car era

    /prays the wife is actually taking the birth control because there is no way I would ever know otherwise
    • CoMpUtErITGuY, on 08/21/2008, -1/+15Don't worry. She is. I checked last night when you were driving your sports car.
    • IllBeBack, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1My advice is to wear a condom 100% of the time unless you want her to get pregnant. Just say it's a backup method of contraception and if she doesn't like it, you may want to reconsider being married.
  • nmanguy, on 08/21/2008, -3/+45What, no Segway?
    • wontstoptalking, on 08/21/2008, -0/+15It should show someone in a Diggnation shirt on a segway. Then it should show you that it's in a thought bubble because it's only their imagination. He's actually sitting in his computer chair all alone at three AM, digging a story about a bunch of famous logos thrown in for some reason.

      A Diggers perspective.
    • c010rb1indusa, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1If this was Gob's life then yes
  • Errdoth, on 08/21/2008, -8/+2Buried + Vomited for use of Papyrus..
  • wontstoptalking, on 08/21/2008, -25/+10---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^


    Click that red button right there.
    • JivePode, on 08/21/2008, -1/+19Dude, that's green.
      • fhernand, on 08/21/2008, -2/+15come to think of it, digg discriminates against color blind people... (err.. color blind people that ignore the meaning of thumbs up or down, that is)
    • aussieNickuss, on 08/21/2008, -0/+9Fail.
  • jeremyduffy, on 08/21/2008, -4/+77This made me sad. Getting old sucks.
    • LoudMusic, on 08/21/2008, -0/+5Only if you let it suck. Age is in your mind. Take care of your body and have fun throughout your entire life.
      • Jesse, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1Don't forget age is mainly in your body. If you're 70 years old, think you're 20, and are macking on college freshmen, you're just being ridiculous.
      • jeremyduffy, on 08/22/2008, -1/+1How do you figure? Lower metabolism, easier to break and sprain, balding, greying, vision deteriorates, endurance disappears, mental focus dissapates...

        What kind of regime do you have to adopt to slow down ALL these age related issues?
    • cmaxster, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8not if you get a rocket powered wheelchair! I bet by the time you're 80 they'll have hoverchairs too! something to look forward to..
    • flashingcurser, on 08/21/2008, -0/+6At least you get to finally grow a mustache.
  • erichansa, on 08/21/2008, -3/+4Where I am, what I am driving...
    I am glad that I am still young.
  • hotjava23, on 08/21/2008, -1/+7To be honest, I wouldn't want to live to be too old and have to be pushed around and live in a nursing home.
    • Jektal, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2Worked out kinda okay for Elvis and JFK
      • BenKenobi88, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1Man that movie sucked.
      • Jektal, on 08/22/2008, -0/+1Sacrilege!

        Seriously I can understand what you mean... But... Watch it some day when you've been feeling really ***** and insignificant and thinking about mortality.

        I didn't like it the first time I saw it, then watched it again a year or so later when I felt like hell, and got a whole new respect for it. In the right mindset, it's really kind of an amazing story.
    • Jade10145, on 08/22/2008, -0/+1Me neither, becoming old is completely unappealing. I sit with my family and listen to them discuss my older family members like they are children. It kind of bothers me.
  • aussieNickuss, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4I'm at number 4. I hope number 5 is quite a while away yet.
    • str1fe, on 08/21/2008, -0/+7I'm at number 8. Am I usin' the internets right?
    • CoreyHalliwell, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1if you stay on digg long enough it will be :D
  • xsecretfiles, on 08/21/2008, -3/+4haha that just sad actually. I don't EVER want to get old. :(
    • RSterkenburg, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2Well you're in for a surprise.
    • SugarCoatedSalt, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3SPOILER ALERT!!! In the end, you die.
      • Clbck, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3What the hell, man! Some of us haven't gotten that far yet.
  • mgill3, on 08/21/2008, -3/+4Where's the midlife crysis mobile? (little red sports car)
    • johnkyoungoh, on 08/21/2008, -1/+15crisis.

      crysis is a computer game.
      • *jooloop*, on 08/21/2008, -1/+6No, I think he wants to get a sports car in Crysis. That's his idea of a mid-life geek crisis.
      • mtcobb2, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1No, no. I think he wants a real sports car, with Crysis decals and such all over it... And it would have a really good engine...?
  • Xproject01, on 08/21/2008, -1/+3i like how he goes from a toddler to a geriatric on the bicycle - and also the artist portrays him as sticking his ass out a lot further then necessary on that bicycle
  • MrFurious2k, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2This is more depressing than funny.
  • BradMW, on 08/21/2008, -7/+2Shouldn't the RV be a Ferrari?
  • Estoye, on 08/21/2008, -1/+6Did my Grandmother just FWD this to me?
  • raphael7, on 08/21/2008, -6/+0yes I agree with you mr furious2k "This is more depressing than funny"
  • tinkafoo, on 08/21/2008, -4/+1The convertible sports car should be at around age 50. And don't forget the hairpiece flying off.
  • Neph, on 08/21/2008, -1/+7Stop at #3, then you won't have to worry about #8 and #9. As much.
    • DeFex, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1True enough.
      skip #5 and #8 and #9 will come much later.
    • Jektal, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2If #4 is fast enough you might stand a good chance of stopping there, which might be best.
  • Stewballs2111, on 08/21/2008, -5/+24dugg down for papyrus
    • LeonHRodriguez, on 08/21/2008, -2/+8Since when have diggers become font-elitists?
    • oneoverzero, on 08/21/2008, -1/+4I searched this page to make sure someone cares about these things as much as me.
      • jcanfield82, on 08/21/2008, -0/+0THANK YOU. Papyrus is everywhere and completely overused... I thought I was the only one who noticed that...
  • penkwin, on 08/21/2008, -5/+1I was surprised not to see the midlife-crisis-mobile.
  • DeFex, on 08/21/2008, -7/+1Only for drones that fall for the "must have kids" brainwashing.
    • Whackly, on 08/21/2008, -1/+3Oh yes.. because people who have kids are obviously brainwashed drones.

      Wait.. maybe they are just aren't selfish and narcissistic enough to think of children as parasites who ruin all your fun.
  • Boarhead, on 08/21/2008, -5/+0This is older than dirt itself
  • nitrojunky24, on 08/21/2008, -1/+3I think the small SUV should be replaced with a sports car Ferrari or corvette or something?
  • ktvlnews10, on 08/21/2008, -2/+4When did the Internet go all Family Circus?
  • UnFriendlyFire, on 08/21/2008, -3/+6Forgot the last one, a hearse.
  • compcarp, on 08/21/2008, -5/+0I submit my youtube song as a perfect theme for this thread.
    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pxtRupSbqjw
  • zeitgueist, on 08/21/2008, -1/+8FW: FW: FW: FW:
  • healthyapples, on 08/21/2008, -2/+1Don't forget about heelys. I wore those back when I was 16.
  • smashbit, on 08/21/2008, -3/+3Buried for the use of Papyrus. Funny though.
  • asnider, on 08/21/2008, -2/+2The RV stage is painfully obvious if you drive anywhere outside of a major city in the summer. I was on the Alaska highway a few weeks ago and I was amazed by the number of elderly couples driving RVs that are essentially tour buses. Why do 2 people need something that ***** huge?

    At one point I saw a small convoy of these tour bus-like RVs pulled over at a rest stop. There were 3 huge RVs, and only 6 people: 1 couple per vehicle. Ridiculous. All 6 of them could have comfortably traveled in the same vehicle.

    < /rant>
    • Andrwmorph, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1Its hard to bang your wife with 4 other people in the same small area. They might have also been going different places.
      • asnider, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3OK, the privacy thing is a good point, but you can still drive a smaller RV. As for them going to different places, it's possible, but for some reason I got the impression that all 3 RVs were traveling together and that they were all good friends.
      • JustinNoland, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2About a decade ago my grandparents sold their house and bought an RV to travel in year round. I get having a smaller RV for weekend warriors, but for many retired couples an RV is their only home, and the nicer motor coaches aren't as claustrophobia inducing.

        Granted, they can also be *very* (absurdly) luxurious and expensive. My grandparents' rig cost just over $1.2 million (for a ***** RV!). 50" plasma, 2-seater granite jacuzzi tub, granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances, imported Italian tile for the floor, king size bet, four slide outs, leather furniture etc.etc...
  • cmaxster, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1wherever you go, there you are..

    discuss
  • matero5009, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1put some wheels and an engine on a casket
  • HeWhoIsRed, on 08/21/2008, -3/+1Even at low resolution, papyrus still offends me.
  • beernutz, on 08/21/2008, -0/+3The wheels of life are driven by the gears of war.
    • theGerhard, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1...and Marcus Phoenix is your chauffeur. "You're blocking my rear-view mirror!"
  • Aurabolt, on 08/21/2008, -1/+2I swear these ***** fonts follow me everywhere I go. ***** Papyrus.
    That's 2 Comic Sans yesterday and 1 Papyrus today!
  • Zack886, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1How did this make the top 10?
  • barnsaton, on 08/21/2008, -2/+4Papyrus font!
  • MrTankJump, on 08/21/2008, -0/+2Did this really deserve the top ten?
  • prleet, on 08/21/2008, -4/+1I am disappointed, WHERE IS THE FUNERAL VAN, see link below.
    http://www.coachwest.com/motorcars/funeral/images/ ...
    • biggerapple3am, on 08/21/2008, -0/+0No, he didn't die because when he had a heart attack the doctor van got him and made him all better.
  • hasslinthehoff, on 08/21/2008, -0/+8I'm putting wheels on my casket and having my corpse and about 100 pounds of dynamite rolled off a cliff. Might as well go big.
    • Perk, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4While being chased by a pack of topless women?
    • cornerback42, on 08/21/2008, -0/+4...covered in grape jelly?
  • ejm143, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1the only difference in the start and end is the face positions
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