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- jizzlies, on 02/14/2008, -6/+40Nice. Video games + valentines day = good times
- doritoclock, on 02/14/2008, -19/+6You + Stating the obvious = Bad times.
- Reziarfg, on 02/14/2008, -4/+13Delicious + Cake = TRIUMPH
- GravitySpec, on 02/14/2008, -2/+11Apparently you never got the memo... The Cake is a lie...
- moskaudancer, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2It wasn't a lie... you just never got any. :(
- GravitySpec, on 02/14/2008, -2/+11Apparently you never got the memo... The Cake is a lie...
- Reziarfg, on 02/14/2008, -4/+13Delicious + Cake = TRIUMPH
- gkzhang, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4That was an old card from a few years ago. Here's a few from the same site for this year:
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/02/12 ... - MxM111, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1No, the LAST thing what you need during valentine's day is a video game. The other games "wink wink" are fine though.
- TheRascalKing, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3Me - date = bad times.
Oh, the crippling loneliness. - purple8, on 02/14/2008, -0/+0Yes, video games and wine are all that will make Valentine's Day tolerable.
- themastersb, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1I still like the "I'm falling for you" picture of the world trade centers.
- jesuswuzanalien, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1I know my calculus, it says YOU + ME = US!!!!!!!
- doritoclock, on 02/14/2008, -19/+6You + Stating the obvious = Bad times.
- ifnotme, on 02/14/2008, -13/+5It is more of a war game, we all know: "Love is a Battlefield"
- punkorambo, on 02/14/2008, -3/+4http://shirt.woot.com - Today (2/14/08) only.
- optimus_maximus, on 02/14/2008, -4/+5"Love is a Battlefield 1942"
- elizabethb221, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2From the Benetarian ages.
- glub, on 02/14/2008, -2/+7Anything to keep me away from the ones I love... I'm all for.
- iraq, on 02/14/2008, -4/+79caption: "reason #2,235 I'll never get laid"
- Auzy, on 02/14/2008, -11/+73I am the valentines grinch.. Dugg down
- reyfin, on 02/14/2008, -16/+3Maybe you should get off your ass and start seeing people rather then staring at your computer all day..Just a suggestion.
- itsgotyou, on 02/14/2008, -3/+15people = *****
- abran1984, on 02/14/2008, -6/+2Yeah; enjoy these anti-Valentine's Day movies...
http://digg.com/movies/The_Top_10_Anti_Valentine_s ...- grovest4life, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1Ten pages Buried
- Shorties, on 02/14/2008, -0/+14Happy Singles Awareness Day!
- piffboy, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4great v-day for this guy. just got the i'm not ready to start dating again because i just got out of a long relationship. ***** you v-day for telling me to put myself out there to be crushed. i join you auzy as you anti v-day minion.
- grovest4life, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1Who's with me for driving a stake through cupids heart.
- reyfin, on 02/14/2008, -16/+3Maybe you should get off your ass and start seeing people rather then staring at your computer all day..Just a suggestion.
- xTRUMANx, on 02/14/2008, -8/+246Does anyone see something sexual about that image or do I have a dirty mind?
- DinkBot007, on 02/14/2008, -13/+9You mean how the stick isn't long enough to really complete the heart? Pretty insulting if you ask me.
- diceau, on 02/14/2008, -5/+95It's ironic, because that's exactly what the love heart was meant to symbolize ... a woman's butt. Check out her curves next time she goes down on you, you can totally draw that shape. Apparently it came from the ancient Greeks ... but got lost over time. Now we have children drawing the symbol of the female behind ... perverted much? Hilarious to bring up around parents.
- dpknc84, on 02/14/2008, -4/+6I don't know why people are digging you down for holding a reputable theory wikipedia agrees with. I wish people would research stuff before digging people down blindlessly around here.
- xlneoMAXlx, on 02/14/2008, -1/+17Blindlessly? LOL
- MonkeyNews, on 02/14/2008, -1/+10**sigh** - diceau is another person who does not understand what irony is.
The heart comes from the outline 2 swans heads touching makes - Don't know where you heard this Greek story from. Swans supposedly mate for life so its related to that:
http://www.sygnetswans.com/Sygswjo_Hearta-Swans.JP ...
- MonkeyNews, on 02/14/2008, -1/+10**sigh** - diceau is another person who does not understand what irony is.
- xlneoMAXlx, on 02/14/2008, -1/+17Blindlessly? LOL
- Auzy, on 02/14/2008, -1/+6Valentines grinches like me digg down anything that promotes love. Diceau's comment therefore is straining my brain. I don't what it deserves.
- ElGigi, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/14/funny-pic ...
- esotericguy, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1actually, i've heard this explanation and it seems much more real
http://digg.com/people/The_Origin_of_the_Heart - FelixdaaHack, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1And Christians wear an implement of death around their necks (crucifix)...what a crazy world we live in....Happy Valentine's Day! :D
- moush, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1More like the ovaries and vagina etc, i don't know any ass' with a point on them.
- dpknc84, on 02/14/2008, -4/+6I don't know why people are digging you down for holding a reputable theory wikipedia agrees with. I wish people would research stuff before digging people down blindlessly around here.
- KLowD9x, on 02/14/2008, -1/+13You see something sexual because you're comparing the ability of the tetris piece to fill the slot with your own ability to fill the slot. Just falling short.
- kaythecraven, on 02/14/2008, -1/+9Phallic Imagery. Ftw.
- Lythium, on 02/14/2008, -2/+6Definitely needs an NSFW tag ;)
- jerrylin, on 02/14/2008, -4/+2I think its the view from above. Doggy. "OHH! Awlllll-riiiighht. Giggity giggity!"
- Existenz87, on 02/14/2008, -2/+1It's like a hot dog in a hallway.
- DreKor, on 02/14/2008, -1/+5butt sex.
that is all.
- Sal4, on 02/14/2008, -0/+27Yea but there is always one more piece coming after that to mess everything up O.o ....
- mlvassallo, on 02/14/2008, -6/+2Honestly, I think after putting that in place, it would just go away anyhow. HIGH SCORE!
- worthone, on 02/14/2008, -1/+3And this time, it's going to be the shape of a baby.
- Confuzled, on 02/14/2008, -0/+71Surely your heart is about to get partially destroyed...
- HueytheFreeman, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4So, that means I win right?
http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/cleared.jp ...- kaelyiesta, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2You deserve a gold star. That was exactly what I was thinking.
- HueytheFreeman, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4So, that means I win right?
- Sandurz, on 02/14/2008, -3/+13That's perfect.
My girlfriend and I have Tetris contests from time to time...she usually beats me on 40 lines. Her time is better than mine by a good 15 seconds. I feel like a shell of a man.- mlvassallo, on 02/14/2008, -2/+1I got mine the Penny Arcade Tetris shirt some time ago because of our mutual love for the game. Now if only there was a Yoshi's Cookie shirt out there...
- RetroRufio, on 02/14/2008, -1/+9My girls Halo 3 kill/death ratio is like 2.6
Mine... is not :( - 1807, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1you have that Facebook app. too huh?
- moush, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1Have fun playing tetris instead of getting *****.
- Kat89, on 02/14/2008, -25/+8Heres somthing better.....
I hate Valentines day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
what the hell is all that ***** for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
it is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a crock of *****.
So here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... ***** Valentine's Day- chrillen, on 02/14/2008, -4/+2"for all they are doing is trying to get laid."
Soooo? - Velirno, on 02/14/2008, -6/+1I think Cupid's arrow got stuck up your ass...
- estvir, on 02/14/2008, -2/+14I think you mistook Digg for MySpace.. please go there and never come back.
- chrillen, on 02/14/2008, -4/+2"for all they are doing is trying to get laid."
- jonr, on 02/14/2008, -4/+44buttseks?
yeah, I think like that... - jkahrs595, on 02/14/2008, -2/+5As soon as that block is placed, that's major points...
- Ijantis, on 02/14/2008, -4/+2now just imagine the block didnt fit....
- hobbers, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1My block is too big! (Apologies to Don.)
- om3ga, on 02/14/2008, -0/+48But surely when that piece completes it, a bunch of lines disappear.
This is more accurate than I thought. - maretten, on 02/14/2008, -7/+2Silly Penis!!!
- iguanapunk, on 02/14/2008, -3/+7I hope your Valentines Day is as perfect as mine; sausage rolls, a bag of McCoys flame grilled steak crisps, a Tizer, Mars Planets and some 'soda burst' sweets. It must be love, love, love.
- mlvassallo, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10A Tazer? That's not love! RUN!!!!
- tugger, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1Tizer's a crap soda drink, not an australian saying 'Tazer', relax.
- leadingzero, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10I don't think I understood one thing you just said.
- iguanapunk, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3I'm English, that's probably why
- ukblacknight, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1Welcome to the world of not being American - where you learn 10 years down the line what those random words like Jello, Xerox, fanny (dont say "fanny bag" in the UK, you'll get funny looks) etc from films mean and things suddenly start to make sense after you rewatch them!
- tugger, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3Fanny = Vagina
sausage roll = terrible extruded sausage wrapped in greasy puff pastry
McCoys crisps = Same as US potato chips, but better tasting.
Mars Planets = A cross between mars bar and m+ms. They're spherical so you get more air in the bag for your $.
sweets = candy
- mlvassallo, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10A Tazer? That's not love! RUN!!!!
- keozen, on 02/14/2008, -11/+183Roses are #ff0000
violets are #0000ff
all my base
are belong to you- jonsangster, on 02/14/2008, -4/+13Here's an alternate extra-nerdy version:
Roses are #f00
Violets are #00f
chown -R you ~/base/- Lith25, on 02/14/2008, -1/+15Except it doesn't rhyme...
- AmICoolNow, on 02/14/2008, -1/+11Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
- AmICoolNow, on 02/14/2008, -1/+11Roses are #ff0000
- Lith25, on 02/14/2008, -1/+15Except it doesn't rhyme...
- jsaya, on 02/14/2008, -4/+2Here's one that rhymes... and only half nerdy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
Credit? - http://www.bash.org/?205633- Anthropoid, on 02/14/2008, -0/+0I assume the other ones rhyme... metaphorically
- jonsangster, on 02/14/2008, -4/+13Here's an alternate extra-nerdy version:
- Jeffler, on 02/14/2008, -3/+45Odds are maybe 6 people in the digg community will enjoy this posting, the rest will get really depressed.
Good job!- GhostyBoy, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1I'm one of the six! I bought my REAL girlfriend two pairs of furry handcuffs and a whip for V-day!
- lucutus, on 02/14/2008, -0/+8Right then, that's on to the wife! thank you
- DemonTPx, on 02/14/2008, -8/+2My girlfriend loved it :)
- DinkBot007, on 02/14/2008, -0/+12Your girlfriend Palm-ella?
- danielsamuels, on 02/14/2008, -1/+2My girlfriend is in Rome. I assume she was just trying to get away from me. :(
- TheMightyBorys, on 02/14/2008, -4/+5Gabe and Tycho would like a word with you...
http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pab070121.html - wolfpond, on 02/14/2008, -4/+6/yawn
- jessestorm, on 02/14/2008, -11/+4skeet skeet skeet
- doritoclock, on 02/14/2008, -2/+36Valentines day, Schmalentines day.
- ryancalderoni, on 02/14/2008, -0/+6that is rather... phallic
- AnthoMacP, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3haha if u see it as phallic then she's got one huge ghetto booty.
- BTConan, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3well that's not the only possibility.
- AnthoMacP, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3haha if u see it as phallic then she's got one huge ghetto booty.
- MrDo, on 02/14/2008, -6/+10who gives a *****
- pcsperson, on 02/14/2008, -1/+2Very nicely done
- DarKnight90, on 02/14/2008, -3/+2Old for 4Chan image is old. Plus theres way better ones then that.
- tahafcuk, on 02/14/2008, -7/+4Every Day is a Valentine day for me and my Partner
- karenflower, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2You are very lucky. :)
- DeadElephant, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1Aeww. cute.
- saralovemuffins, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1gag..
- KayDex86, on 02/14/2008, -10/+72Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write You.- helliottlaw, on 02/14/2008, -0/+10lulz
- Filipp0, on 02/14/2008, -10/+1Buried for stealing that awesome comment from dext3r and not giving him credits
http://www.digg.com/comedy/If_Valentine_s_Day_Card ...- KayDex86, on 02/14/2008, -0/+8What a dumbass. I suggest you go visit google sometime. That poem gives 238,000 hits.
- geoboy, on 02/18/2008, -2/+1o rly?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22in+soviet+ ...
- geoboy, on 02/18/2008, -2/+1o rly?
- KayDex86, on 02/14/2008, -0/+8What a dumbass. I suggest you go visit google sometime. That poem gives 238,000 hits.
- 4LeggedtriPod, on 02/14/2008, -1/+3epic lulz
- mille716, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3Congrats. This is the first (and probably only) time I have ever dugg a "In Soviet Russia" joke.
- wyrdness, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4Happy Horny Werewolf Day!
http://warren-ellis.livejournal.com/81969.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia - bootrom, on 02/14/2008, -1/+2Ahh, this is awesome.. Cheers ifnotme.. My lady loves Tetris on her DS and this makes for the perfect card :)
- blast_flame, on 02/14/2008, -1/+7Bah humbug!
- 4LeggedtriPod, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1That's Christmas, retard.
- Dylson, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2NOW ITS VALENTINES DAY! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!???
- 4LeggedtriPod, on 02/14/2008, -1/+1That's Christmas, retard.
- Carburetor, on 02/14/2008, -4/+25I wish i could share this day with someone.
Happy valentine's day to all the lucky bastards.
God bless my porn drive. - megashaun, on 02/14/2008, -1/+3That Valentine is from 4 Color Rebellion, and from 2006. Here's a link to 4cr's Valentines from THIS year (which includes links to their previous ones):
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/02/12 ... - SebK666, on 02/14/2008, -14/+9Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you- SebK666, on 02/14/2008, -1/+13*sigh* Shoul've read keozens comment. My apologies.
- banido, on 02/14/2008, -0/+31What is Love ?
- bitterman316, on 02/14/2008, -1/+46Baby don't hurt me...
- sharkd, on 02/14/2008, -0/+29...Don't hurt me...
- flashdrivecoup, on 02/14/2008, -0/+27...no more
- goldfenix, on 02/14/2008, -1/+11Goto -> What is Love?
- AmICoolNow, on 02/14/2008, -1/+10I'm making a note here, huge succ--
Whoops, wrong song. - cave, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2WO-WOW YEA YEAH, YEA YEAH... Uuuuhh-uh!!
- Dylson, on 02/15/2008, -2/+1bowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbow
- sharkd, on 02/14/2008, -0/+29...Don't hurt me...
- spider418, on 02/14/2008, -0/+9Have you seen the album cover?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haddaway_(album)
I have the song on my ipod and it always seem to pop up in the cover art when someone is sitting next to me on the bus.- Lythium, on 02/14/2008, -1/+2Great way to clear the seat next to you, huh? ;)
- specialK16, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1Lucky you. I take my iPod out in a public bus and chances are I'll get stabed and/or shot for the god damn thing.
- sportbikepilot, on 02/14/2008, -2/+4a instinctual hormonal response to facilitate procreation, nothing more...
- NevinW11, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1No More...
- bitterman316, on 02/14/2008, -1/+46Baby don't hurt me...
- catesbysimpson, on 02/14/2008, -2/+1Remind anyone else of that family guy sketch?
http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/tetris-invades-fami ...
(Not a Rick Roll) - plundstedt, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1º ° ¿
- Dylson, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1what is it?
- spider418, on 02/14/2008, -3/+3I love you guys!
- banido, on 02/14/2008, -0/+5I love your wife!
- ProfessorLX, on 02/14/2008, -0/+7too bad you would never get that line, anyone whos ever played tetris knows when you're ready for the line to make the tetris, the lightning bolt / Z shape comes and dominates you.
*****- Lythium, on 02/14/2008, -0/+13Is that like some sort of metaphor for your sex life?
- hijinksensue, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2If lovin' you is wrong, I don't want to be right
http://hijinksensue.com/2008/02/14/if-loving-you-i ... - THEMACGOD, on 02/14/2008, -4/+1Valentine's Day:
She'll maybe have sex with you if you buy her enough.
Maybe. - ziffel, on 02/14/2008, -1/+13Happy Hallmark and Hershey Large Corporation Mega Profit Day everyone! Let the cash ... er, love, flow!
- Durrok, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3You forgot any company that sells jewelry.
- silverchrysalis, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1we sell jewelry, didn;t make much money, tho :(
- Durrok, on 02/14/2008, -0/+3You forgot any company that sells jewelry.
- thinkart, on 02/14/2008, -3/+210 Best Robot Chicken Sex Moments
http://digg.com/comedy/Happy_V_Day_10_Best_Robot_C ... - Krettis, on 02/14/2008, -3/+4Girls are more an add-on in my life than a completion. And they have nice features too, like doing the dishes.
- sharkd, on 02/14/2008, -0/+6Wait! He's about to wipe out four rows of that heart -- it will just be a lumpy triangle.
- GCarden, on 02/14/2008, -0/+2Is that Elvish in the top right corner? Not a LOTR geek, but that's what it looks like...
- msprout, on 02/14/2008, -0/+4Yes - if reversed, it reads, 'by mitch, for 4cr.' This card was made for 4colorrebellion.com by their writer, Mitch. Here are some more, with links to others as well: http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/02/12 ...
- doeboyfreshx, on 02/14/2008, -6/+0Gayness to the MAX!
- MewtwoReturns, on 02/14/2008, -1/+16Tetris and Valentine's day share one thing in common.
They're both about trying to get a long stick in a big hole for a major score.- 4LeggedtriPod, on 02/14/2008, -1/+3Funniest thing I've read today.
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