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GetaFirstLife.com: A Second Life Satire Site
getafirstlife.com — Fornicate using your actual genitals! Access your 'closet' to build your First Life look! America's teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarrass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Visit this strange and exotic land where server lag doesn't exist.
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- kriskrug, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8lol... nice one db. :)
- saikhan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+60It would be better if they took the joke past the first page.
- Ascendant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Yeah, the only link that works is the one where they actually try to get you to buy stuff.
- ngmcs8203, on 10/19/2007, -17/+6Wow an image! Lame... I don't want to click on your ads or buy your tshirts. Give me a site with links that actually work.
- rawM3TAL, on 10/12/2007, -28/+8"I like totally tried to get into First Life and those dudes were like, sorry man, you're totally not old enough. I was like, WTF! Then I found out about Teen FL, and everything's cool now." --Aaron, 15
Wtf.. I'm Aaron.. And I'm 15. - GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Wtf.. I never would have guessed that, rawM3TAL
- MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3They (he?) could have spent some more time on the red star if they intended to make a frontpage only anyway. It's jaggy and snatchy.
- dbarefoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20So, I'm the lazy moaf who made the page. It's true that I could have made a couple of more pages. But having done a few of these sites, you're better to get in and get out quickly--always leave them wanting more, as the saying goes. It's a one-trick humour pony, and I'm not sure that if I had five pages, that there'd be five pages worth of funny.
As for the links to purchasing stuff, that's absolutely true. I made icryptex.com last year, and it got a good chunk of traffic, but all I got for that was a bandwidth bill. So, this time around I wanted to make a little money without having a ridiculously monetized (and therefore compromised) site. - soogy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That pirate has aimbot.
- sillygwailo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19Nice take on the logo. And those are some mean-lookin' pirate girls!
- Sherrett, on 10/12/2007, -11/+0Meatspace 2: Get a first life.
- robertscales, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1i needed a good laugh
- ianivs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15No lag? Speak for yourself :)
- MiDri, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33I know what you mean, I've been drinking for about 4 hours and there is plenty of lag and I'm even known to get some packet loss when I go to the bedroom...
- SirNoobius, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5ewww dude
- speechpoet, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Hilarious! But a little sad... there are people I know who desperately need this site.
- Dhalsim007, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2Beautiful.....ordered a T-shirt for my wife.....
- Ascendant, on 10/12/2007, -2/+46"Fornicate with your actual genitals!"
About 15 minutes into trying Second Life for the first time, someone explained to me that you don't start out owning a *****, but if you want one, you can buy one.
I played SL for about an hour after that, trying to give it a fair chance, but in retrospect, that was the moment in time when I decided that game was just ***** up.- dagonweb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11So you didn't get an ass ? I sell real good ones.
- whipnet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3The hours of TV topped it for me.
* - dsn0wman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Can you see this site "in world?"
- amoirae, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3That is the funniest thing I've seen this year.
- Nickoby, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10You might need to get out more!?!
- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7In his defence, he was in a coma for the past 20 days.
- glooper23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Amoirae: a perfect customer for this service.
- hamstu, on 10/12/2007, -14/+9OK, so I like just found this site with hacks for this game... http://www.lifehacker.com
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7reminds me of that demetri martin bit..
'i want to make a 10,000 piece puzzle, when you finish it it just says GO OUTSIDE'
my shift key is broken - KnightMareInc, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1lol the pirate kids
- ispshadow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7The funniest thing about the site is the adsense ads... it was showing ads for Second Life (of course). So I clicked them... gave the designer some change straight from the source...
- YourTechSupport, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15No lag, better physics, higher framerates and level-of-detail that SL's client will never be able to match .
You also don't need to have a latency-free 3.0mbps connection to enjoy it.
Sadly, I keep trying to fly and teleport, but I guess that it's coming in an upgrade. - steve693, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I want to know where he got that picture of the pirate children.
Classic.- saichele, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1probably not in Arizona.
http://digg.com/politics/16_year_old_boy_faced_NINETY_YEARS_IN_JAIL_for_looking_at_child_porn
- saichele, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1probably not in Arizona.
- Drull, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1http://www.duggmirror.com
- thickape, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I am currently working on getting a Fist life. AAAAUUUGHHH!
- raides, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3one of the funniest and most true things i have seen posted on digg. my friends and i always downtalked the game, now we can get a tshirt to do the same. classic.
- WoollyMittens, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4So I don't have a life until I hang around in malls? Too bad real life has things like immigration-officers, tax-men and employers.
- MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5...and even work.
- dagonweb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2And they still wonder why people take drugs or play Second Life.
- pauliewoll, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@WoollyMittens:
"Too bad real life has things like immigration-officers, tax-men and employers."
The tax-men are coming to SL too:
http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6162654.html?sid=6162654
And the fascists are there already:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,,1994882,00.html
(which also mentions in passing that the UK Independence Party [not fascists btw, just single-issue whackos] is thinking of setting up too. $DEITY preserve us.)
Things like this are the reason I'm hardly ever in SL now; just too much of real life has been imported to it because there's potentially money to be made, and it's plumbing new depths of suckiness as a direct result.
- MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5...and even work.
- saichele, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Too bad their shirts are cafe press. I would have bought one and proudly worn it to work next Friday.
- Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Too bad there aren't any which uses their other slogan: "Your world. Sorry about that."
- green1152, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1thank you. This site might actually save my friends by making them realize how much time they're wasting playing Knight Online.
- Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Second Life: MySpace, The Sims and Online Gaming all in one convenient package.
- washcapsfan37, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I was gonna sign up for this "Life" thing, but the link didn't work.
- ElementStormx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've got more then I want anyone wanna share with me? xD
- benijuana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?"
- Twist96, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It's only ruined by the mouse-over text talking about Second Life and Linden Dollars.
- sleepychick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3That is just hillarious. "Go Outside: Membership is Free" I love it.
- nuclearpenguins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3When does the expansion come out?
- LeafsScore, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Reminds me of www.goemo.org
- troopa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I play this game all the time. The graphics are AMAZING.
- Ravenhaft, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah, have you seen the physics on the girl's boobs? Omg, it's like they're really bouncing.
- biff117, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Really Funny, all Second Life players beware
- atk124, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Did anyone notice the advertisements by google?
Ads by google
Second Life
Secondlife Buildings
Secondlife Construction
2nd Life
Linden Lab - cybercrak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That...is...awesome.
- redhededkewty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hey, that's a fake web page! It's just a picture. Wow, ironic. Nice try. I spent the weekend furnishing my castle. Wanna come see it?
- snotrokit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Well stated. You've been bad, now go play outside!
BTW, anybody notice the context google ads on the top of this digg page?
1. Chat with Girls
2. Free Teenage Chatrooms
3. Teen magazine.
Target marketing anyone? - mesoed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I was hoping that the "find out where you actually live" section would link to Google Maps.
- bluespark56, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Mind if I camp here for a while?
- BuckSkylarkur, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Awe, Man! This game sucks!
I can't fly.
My car can't fly.
My dog can't even fly!
Can't even shoplift... Are there any cheat codes..?
Walk-through..?
There's gotta be updates somewhere...
... Where's the OPTIONS..?
Maybe it's my Hardware...
If I get another floppy, will that help?
Is anyone doing it right? - GTuritto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Genius. I love this game. I can get out of it.
- jumpvine, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Hm... Such things make me a bit crazy! http://digipedia.blogspot.com
- dansko, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Awsome site. But its a it crazy. lol
http://www.born-shoes.org - davidtcamero, on 05/03/2008, -1/+0Lol.. that's pretty funny.
http://www.generalsuppliesngoods.info
http://www.hotjewelryonline.info
http://www.sportsandgoods.info
http://www.sportsnthings.info - oatilo, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0good find http://acnesolution.fryoutune.com
- Nikia, on 09/24/2008, -0/+0I tell u, I have seen posted on digg. my friends and i always downtalked the game, now we can get a tshirt to do the same
http://www.adidasshoess.com - Nikia, on 09/24/2008, -0/+0I like your site design and content, seem u work really hard tou make it
- Nikia, on 09/24/2008, -0/+0I like its design..... can can see the hard work
http://www.adidasshoess.com
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