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Ludacris’ Rap Map of US Area Codes

strangemaps.wordpress.com — In the song ‘Area Codes’, Ludacris brags about the area codes where he knows women, whom he refers to as ‘hoes’,” says Ms Gray, who plotted out all the area codes mentioned in this song on a map of the United States. She arrived at some interesting conclusions as to the locations of this rapper’s preferred female companionship.

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  • roadnottaken, on 03/14/2008, -4/+80Dugg for Ms. Gray's initiative and humor.
    Ludacris, care to rebut? --oh, let's not use that word. ...respond?
    • digitaldivinci, on 03/15/2008, -2/+4EDIT:I tried to be witty, but realized I failed.
    • shagg187, on 03/15/2008, -0/+4The obligatory ytmnd. More mindblowing and catchy than Ludacris' rendition:
      http://shesalwayscallingme.ytmnd.com/
      Wait for the climatic freestyle in the end.
    • Dr00pieS, on 03/15/2008, -0/+3Apparently, he's never been to Bellevue, Washington.

      425 FTW!
    • tech42er, on 03/15/2008, -1/+9I was disappointed. She has a map, but not a list. So here you go (in order in which they appear in the song):
      404
      718
      202
      901
      305
      312
      313
      215
      803
      757
      410
      504
      972
      713
      314
      201
      212
      213
      916
      415
      714
      206
      808
      216
      702
      414
      317
      214
      281
      334
      205
      318
      601
      203
      804
      402
      301
      904
      407
      850
      708
      502
  • ennTOXX, on 03/14/2008, -47/+7honestly, i don't think all the area codes he used meant anything more than just being able to rhyme with them rather than make them up out of thin air, kinda like the authors ideas... :||
    • GuerillaC, on 03/14/2008, -0/+26I dunno, I'm sensing a strong northern ho swell coming out of the south east.
    • floppyparty, on 03/14/2008, -2/+4I believe Ludacris simply did not mention the area codes he couldn't write into his material.
      • theAlice, on 03/14/2008, -1/+10Yeah, we all know Ludacris has a manifest destiny on Hoes.
    • egoherodotus, on 03/14/2008, -0/+13I bet you are the life of the ***** party, aren't you ennTOXX?
  • canewediggit, on 03/14/2008, -5/+185real pimps got hoes with different country codes.
    • ColinCampbell, on 03/14/2008, -1/+18Yeah, well, I'm a real pimp. If it was my map, the whole thing would be red... ...

      *cries to self*
      • expert01, on 03/15/2008, -0/+11If red is where you *don't* have hoes
    • dreicher, on 03/14/2008, -2/+9Sample lyrics from "Pimpin' All Over The World" by Ludacris

      I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican day parade
      then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin hand grenades.
      Out numbered by the dozens at the Jazzfest
      then Mardis Gras all the women tryin to show me their chest.(hey)
      I'm in Jamaica spendin massive bucks
      while the ladies all beggin me to MASH IT UP
      I had sad beginnings when I rapped with no fans
      now it's all happy endings on my lap in Japan.
      I used to think that it was way too cold
      til I went to Canada and saw some beautiful hoes
      now I hit the Caribana every year in Toronto
      then fly to Illinois
      and get a taste of Chicago.
      Oh yet and still
      you wouldn't believe your eyes if you went to Brazil.(But where the best at)
      Ain't no need in even askin bra
      the best women all reside in Africa and that's real.(Whoo...Oh yeah)
    • joegibes, on 03/15/2008, -1/+2011 is where it's at.
    • joegibes, on 03/15/2008, -1/+4Crap, I meant 011+7.

      It turns out 011 is the generic international number from the US.
  • AwesomeMonster, on 03/14/2008, -1/+55He has hoes in Shreveport... well thats a shame.
    • zephyr42, on 03/14/2008, -2/+4It's funny... because it's true.
    • mrbroli, on 03/14/2008, -1/+5(researches a rebuttal re: his hometown on Wikipedia)

      I got nothing...
    • Zarokima, on 03/14/2008, -0/+2I live less than ten miles from there. This just gives me even more reason to not leave my room.
  • suzywang3000, on 03/14/2008, -25/+1love that song
    • Rikkochet, on 03/14/2008, -1/+1Thanks.
      Um, why?
    • SonicAD, on 03/14/2008, -3/+4Well, I absolutely DESPISE it... a few years ago, my dad (in his mid-forties, no less) had it in repeat in the car all summer long. When you hate rap as it is, imagine having to listen to this garbage over, and over, and over, and over all summer long...
  • Allibaster, on 03/14/2008, -5/+13No hos in Wyoming?
    • freff, on 03/14/2008, -1/+26I believe people in Wyoming prefer more heavy duty gardening utensils. Hoes just don't cut it up there.

      Wait, you didn't mean hoes like...
      No, I don't believe that Ludacris would find any hoes in Wyoming.
    • DanOnTheMoon, on 03/14/2008, -1/+8Or Ida-HO.
    • arplayer2k, on 03/15/2008, -2/+4Don't you mean Wy-ho-ming?

      PS - Keep that pimp hand strong...
    • picpak, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2I couldn't find any at all. They don't come cheap...
      we're talking about garden utensils, right
  • Digger1218, on 03/14/2008, -5/+82I could go for some whoredourves
    • RealmDown, on 03/14/2008, -0/+32Aren't you in enough trouble, Mr. Spitzer ?
      • DanOnTheMoon, on 03/14/2008, -0/+11damnit, you beat me to a Spitzer joke.
    • achoo5000, on 03/15/2008, -0/+3southern ho-spitality
  • deeboe, on 03/14/2008, -17/+173I dont understand. I bought my hoe at Home Depot and I only need it once a year at home to garden. I am so confused. Why does he need so many around the US?!
  • j4nj1m3n3z, on 03/14/2008, -2/+75Who knew hoes made up about a 3rd of Nebraska...
    • Cornfedhusker, on 03/14/2008, -0/+10I do, but they're mostly in Omaha and Lincoln
    • fr34k5h0w, on 03/14/2008, -1/+4Sad thing is that's probably 2/3 of Nebraska's population there. Then again 402 covers a good sized area of the state since there are mainly 402 and 308 numbers.
    • arcticwookie, on 03/14/2008, -0/+2There are many farmers in Nebraska, so it stands to reason that there are also plenty of hoes there. Oh...wait, you mean the song is not about farm implements? Never mind!
  • robalesi, on 03/14/2008, -16/+9Where are all the Ohi-HOs?
  • adml_shake, on 03/14/2008, -18/+4What, a rapper lied in one of his songs! This is an outrage! I hope we see some congressional hearings on this! The honor and integrity of rap must be maintained.
  • mattsegal, on 03/14/2008, -5/+54Well I bang ***** in Bangkok
    can't stop, I turn and hit the same spot
    think not, I'm the thrilla in Manilla,
    schlong in Hong Kong
    pimp 'em like bishop, magic Don Juan
    • RealmDown, on 03/14/2008, -0/+12I get my kicks below the waistline, sunshine.
    • leerayIG88, on 03/14/2008, -0/+8dude, you gotta hook me up with some women in Bangkok. I'm looking for a great time! :P
      • coolxal, on 03/14/2008, -1/+10The guy bangs ***** in Bangkok. I don't think he knows too many women there...
        • yingjai, on 03/15/2008, -0/+5i just realized how wrong that line is.
  • theAlice, on 03/14/2008, -1/+27Who here wants to come with me to the Ho Belt?
  • hpymondays, on 03/14/2008, -2/+12Wow, almost matches Spitzer, except his hoes are cheaper.
  • MCMookie, on 03/14/2008, -23/+14Uhhh....WTF Digg? I submitted this two days ago!
    http://digg.com/comedy/Map_of_Area_Codes_where_Lud ...
    (sigh) At least this submission is awesome.
    • MCMookie, on 03/14/2008, -4/+22yeah yeah, digg me down you *****
      • j3one, on 03/14/2008, -0/+3lol, I dont know why that makes me laugh.
    • Jade10145, on 03/14/2008, -5/+3dude I feel your pain,,digging you up, although I kind of feel its pointless complaining about it here, your not really effecting anything
    • sUGArDawg, on 03/15/2008, -0/+3That's why Digg sucks. It's hit-or-miss on what gets Dugg up and appears for the mainstream to see.
  • pennvneff, on 03/14/2008, -16/+8Ludacris is gangsta rap? That dumb ho needs to get her ears checked.
    • wacomwacoff, on 03/14/2008, -2/+2Yes, he is. Very much so.
    • DanOnTheMoon, on 03/14/2008, -1/+1How many of said ho's are nappy headed?
  • soulknowledge, on 03/14/2008, -2/+101crap... my only ho area code is 900
    • ChairShot83, on 03/14/2008, -3/+15I had to think about that one for a second...
  • Syni, on 03/14/2008, -15/+87I stopped at, "I’m a female and a feminist."
    • DesignEx, on 03/15/2008, -4/+17Then you missed out on a funny article.
  • jurvusbob, on 03/14/2008, -0/+8lyrics: http://www.lyrics007.com/Ludacris%20Lyrics/Area%20 ...
  • Klak, on 03/14/2008, -4/+8im pretty sure about half of the area codes he says are in there just because they rhyme with the rest of the words.
  • db0255, on 03/14/2008, -1/+34How in the hell does he have a ho in Eastern Nebraska...
    • mspiels, on 03/14/2008, -0/+10Omaha, actually quite a few hotties running around.
      • sure13, on 03/14/2008, -1/+7I love the O! 402 represent!
      • fr34k5h0w, on 03/14/2008, -0/+11Omaha's 26th street might have just what you want at the price you'll like.
      • j3one, on 03/14/2008, -0/+4pshhh, Lincoln and Newman Grove ftw
      • TonyLocNE, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2really newman grove? I dugg you up but..............
  • ryan899, on 03/14/2008, -2/+46Crap. My wife has a 402 (Omaha) number.
  • BigFntasty, on 03/14/2008, -7/+0 Ludicrous is more like it...
  • SirBrittanicus, on 03/14/2008, -1/+6What was he doing in Nebraska? >_>
    • campigenus, on 03/14/2008, -1/+21Getting laid? What else is thee to do in Nebraska?
      • sure13, on 03/14/2008, -0/+4Drink...but mostly get laid. 402!
      • dawnlikethesoap, on 03/14/2008, -1/+1drugs. and drink, like sure13 said.
    • mvanhorn, on 03/14/2008, -0/+4Hoes. He was doing hoes.
    • katrayun, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2According to the article... rural hos. In the more crowded, less rural half of the state.
    • darlingt, on 03/15/2008, -0/+6I hear they have lots of hoedowns there...
  • theghoul, on 03/14/2008, -0/+52I'm whorified!
  • ashwinashwin, on 03/14/2008, -2/+4and i thought he was just shouting random numbers that rhymed... there's actually a pattern to it!
    • KingGorilla, on 03/14/2008, -0/+2which is....
      • ChromaVita, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2The pattern is, he seems to only have sex with women that live in the red area codes.
  • martinherrera, on 03/14/2008, -10/+5in the immortal words of the Notorious B.I.G. "Money, Ho's, and Clothes, all a n****r knows"

    I know that my comment has nothing to do with this post, but all this talk about Ho's got me reminiscing about the good ol days of rap music before it became retarded and i could no longer justify listening to it
  • Anigav, on 03/14/2008, -0/+6Doesn't his "hoe coverage" seem a little weak considering the ass-running star he builds him up to be?
    • EllimistX, on 03/14/2008, -0/+3He has hoes in the entire state of Maryland...
      • DanOnTheMoon, on 03/14/2008, -0/+3Thanks for clarifying that, I have no ***** idea how to read a map. Ho.
      • unitedstatians, on 03/14/2008, -0/+3Lobbyist in State of Maryland called them Politicians.
  • AnacondaHL, on 03/14/2008, -3/+5These women all on the prowl if you hold the head steady Imma milk the cow
  • superheroboy, on 03/14/2008, -1/+45He's missing out on some sweet 208 Ida-hoes.
  • gordonf238, on 03/14/2008, -9/+2Dumb commercial rap.
  • damienv5, on 03/14/2008, -7/+1wow, what a revelation, someone else who doesn't get it and never will. good example of the difference between research and real life.
  • 25mL, on 03/14/2008, -4/+121Ludacris is beating Ron Paul.
    • Berkana, on 03/14/2008, -2/+26Ron Paul may not have such a wide hoe distribution over so many area codes, but having worked as a gynecologist and obstetrician for longer than Ludacris has been past puberty, he has probably gotten into the pants of far more women.
      • rayxtime, on 03/14/2008, -1/+18Well I used to work at a laundromat. I can guarantee I've gotten into the pants of far more women... and men.
    • ndnspongebob, on 03/14/2008, -3/+2funny but ur probly wrong
    • Xihix, on 03/15/2008, -1/+4He's been in the pants of over 4000 woman. I don't think Ludacris even holds a candle to that.
    • WhatsUpWithJack, on 03/15/2008, -1/+2and Hillary Clinton.
  • sny1120, on 03/14/2008, -0/+7http://youtube.com/watch?v=cvrKzmkdBTI
    • highPhone, on 03/14/2008, -0/+3good video, thanks for not RickRolling me
    • Berkana, on 03/15/2008, -1/+2He calls himself the "abominable ho man". Damn.

      The women who participated in that video have no dignity.
  • VacaN, on 03/14/2008, -3/+7HOE shut yo mouth.
  • AaronGNP, on 03/14/2008, -0/+20For a guy from Atlanta, you'd think he'd have more Georgian hoes.
  • shempey, on 03/14/2008, -3/+2Where are the insets?
    • JrGhoull, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2incest? insects? wtf are u trying to say exactly?
      • ChromaVita, on 03/15/2008, -0/+2The south. For both of those.
      • shempey, on 03/15/2008, -0/+0Insets, dude. The image tells me to "see inset 1" for more detail on San Fransisco, or "See inset 4" for more detail on New York. "Insets" is a word, and, while I can see how it shares many of the same letters as both insects and incest has drastically different meanings and really in this context seems to me to make a lot more sense. Anyway I was just curious where these insets where as I couldn't find them but was curious.

        Moving on..
  • acitcratnA, on 03/14/2008, -4/+33And here I was thinking that US Americans didn't have maps.
  • eightfivezero, on 03/14/2008, -10/+3I stopped reading after 'I’m a female and a feminist.'.
  • shiftclick, on 03/14/2008, -10/+4THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MAP EVER SUBMITTED ON DIGG!! +1

    "I got ho's [I got ho's], in different area codes [area codes], ho's"
  • middy, on 03/14/2008, -0/+7I would like to add nothing to what's already been said; Nebraska!?
  • billski, on 03/14/2008, -3/+2Nebraska?
  • hpymondays, on 03/14/2008, -1/+351 Spitzer hoe = 50 Ludacris hoes
    • EllimistX, on 03/14/2008, -1/+19Ludacris hoes are losing value as fast as the dollar! We're gonna be in a ho recession soon...
      • MaxPayne3476, on 03/15/2008, -1/+3umm... don't you mean hocession. Don't worry, the cycle will soon bring hoflation.
  • Rethcir, on 03/14/2008, -0/+9Add "Release rap single with hook by Nate Dogg" to the bucket list
  • Jauladeoro, on 08/27/2008, -0/+37My gosh, my entire home state of Maryland has been compromised. What the heck. I mean, we are famous for our crabs... but I didn't think it was that kind.
  • jonvictorino, on 03/14/2008, -5/+21Buried for explaining what rap is. This isn't 1979.
    • ludacrismap, on 03/14/2008, -1/+3StrangeMaps wrote that stuff, I didn't. I have no idea why he did.
  • badwithcomputer, on 03/14/2008, -1/+5i showed this too my roommate who said "wow. he really ***** up nebraska. did some work"
  • danz24, on 03/14/2008, -2/+8Where can I send money to help fund this very important research?
  • bubbadigg, on 03/14/2008, -6/+3Ludacris needs to get a job in sales, I know more ho's in more area codes than he does... you can put red in all parts of the country, except maybe Omaha ... LOL
  • PHiZ187, on 03/14/2008, -0/+11And here I thought geography could only be used for evil.
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