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Insane Garage Sale Sign. Woman's Revenge on Ex. Comical[PIC]

burbia.com — Not a garage sale or sign you see every day, if ever. Gives whole new meaning to the July 4th term, "Independence Day." At least the woman has a sense of humor--though her ex may not think so.

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  • openthink, on 07/05/2008, -17/+116Love this. Guess the woman in the broken relationship hasn't fully moved on. Would love to see the guy's reaction. Definitely funny.
    • SolituSneiku, on 07/06/2008, -2/+8I'm just guessing here that they signed a pre-nup
      • Jonez176, on 07/06/2008, -1/+22I'm guessing his golf clubs, jewelry, and "exercycle" weren't included in the pre-nup.
      • spidoman, on 07/06/2008, -0/+5I'm guessing it's just clever marketing.
    • spence448, on 07/06/2008, -0/+7Yeah this is great, I like that she took the time to put nice pink circles around the border...
      • WoollyMittens, on 07/06/2008, -1/+3She didn't dot her i's with little hearts though.
    • Jorlwind, on 07/06/2008, -1/+40I don't get any laughs on this. My bitch of a mom did this when I was 14. She had a huge mid-life crisis, and divorced my dad. We had everything in storage because the house just sold. So she drove over there, took all the stuff and sold me and my dad's belongings before we could stop her. Oh, and she raided our safe and stole our money.
      When you're broke, have no place to live and own nothing, it's not very ***** funny.
      • megostylez, on 07/06/2008, -0/+9i feel for you my man
      • MewtwoReturns, on 07/06/2008, -9/+2You mean your EX-mother, I can only assume. She DID die after doing that, right?
      • xSledgewick, on 07/07/2008, -11/+1What a big ol' c-word. The irony is though, that she's probably selling herself on the street now. Get it? She sold your stuff... now she's selling her body on the street... she's a whore... get it? Geeeeeeet it?
      • LaughingMan89, on 07/07/2008, -1/+11What did you go letting her out of the kitchen for?
      • DearSergio, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2guess she didn't sell your computer.
      • BTraina, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1i think digg isnt the best place to express this,
      • passedoutghost, on 07/07/2008, -0/+0Man I can't believe any mother would do that to her own son. What a ***** bitch.
    • CryTekEmployee, on 07/06/2008, -3/+4You should see the woman's reaction to the guy's reaction. Her head was blown clean off!
  • l0k0, on 07/05/2008, -4/+195At most yard sales, you can barter down the price. This is not one of those yard sales.
    • openthink, on 07/05/2008, -2/+50Stuff she doesn't sell isn't just going to be "burned"; it's going to be "burned to a crisp." Anger management maybe?
  • spony99, on 07/05/2008, -3/+98just marketing tactics, everyone gets rid of that junk
    • Incomp3tnt, on 07/06/2008, -1/+7"What kind of moron wears diamond chains?!"

      Good marketing tactics.
  • WordsnCollision, on 07/05/2008, -7/+313Whoa... this chick has issues. I'm sure her ex is celebrating in his very own way :o)
    • Sarevok9, on 07/06/2008, -2/+13I'm sure that'll be an expensive divorce though....

      I'm also sure it'll be worth every penny.
    • skyz, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2i'd have issues with poly blend suits too !
    • ryan926, on 07/06/2008, -3/+7sounds like something my ex would do.....
      she scares me
    • TnTBass, on 07/06/2008, -4/+22Its obvious why he's divorcing her.
    • Incomp3tnt, on 07/06/2008, -3/+4OGC
    • douch3mom, on 07/07/2008, -2/+3***** chicks, I just wanna dance.
  • sungoddess808, on 07/06/2008, -3/+30Her version of closure? =)
  • jaggedwind, on 07/06/2008, -3/+82Guy wears diamond chains? Loser. Looking forward to the bonfire.
    • AmyVernon, on 07/06/2008, -1/+38i had the same reaction. main question here is: why'd she get married to him in the first place? lol
    • badboys213, on 07/06/2008, -3/+22Mr. T had diamond chains. You must feel very silly now.
    • blanketfury, on 07/07/2008, -0/+6Note to self: Get rid of diamond chains immediately
    • joeydoo, on 07/07/2008, -0/+6Diamonds don't burn
    • jseres, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2How does it make you a loser if you can afford a diamond chain?
  • philadelphia, on 07/06/2008, -11/+40I like "Anything not sold will be burned to a crisp."
  • Blazers, on 07/06/2008, -5/+89He's banging his secretary for sure.
    • btschul, on 07/06/2008, -7/+55I would be if I was married to a bitch like that.
    • TxAggie08, on 07/06/2008, -0/+14Unfortunately his secretary is the guy in the "I ***** your boyfriend" shirt from Russia.
  • ileftfark, on 07/06/2008, -3/+321At least she's not bitter or anything.
    • gryphon50, on 07/06/2008, -22/+1stole the words right out of my mouth....
    • joeydoo, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Word stealing.. a most despicable crime.
  • bdub92, on 07/06/2008, -23/+7Is it really necessary to inform us that it is 1. comical (i think i can decide that for myself) and 2. [PIC] (it is in the images section which was supposed to eliminate the necessity of that tag)
    • GalacticRerun, on 07/06/2008, -3/+11What if you're not looking in the Pics section but the general section?
    • Stalks, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2Or looking at titles from RSS feeds
    • shnurok89, on 07/06/2008, -1/+1how can you manage to sound like a douche without saying anything, douche
  • rentmitchum, on 07/06/2008, -15/+71She's probably a tub of lard too. Probably has a butt-in-the-front.
  • smitas, on 07/06/2008, -4/+2It looks vindictive though
  • btschul, on 07/06/2008, -25/+1http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/F ...
  • ml15, on 07/06/2008, -19/+0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....dont hate people!
  • atlquaker, on 07/06/2008, -3/+31Is the wife for sale?
  • antiorblkflag9, on 07/06/2008, -2/+8Ohhh Vinyls!
  • smoothmann, on 07/06/2008, -5/+31Dugg for "He was total spaz"
  • Zornography, on 07/06/2008, -2/+45One thing I really noticed is how good her handwriting is on that! I want that font for my computer!
  • P4Paarth, on 07/06/2008, -17/+9Fake.
  • mrjit, on 07/06/2008, -0/+42I'd rather show up for the burning.
  • twodimman, on 07/06/2008, -9/+50Good job sweetie, but don't rush burning everything I own, you'll have plenty of time to release your anger during your spinster years to come.
  • SenorBudd, on 07/06/2008, -1/+8The vengeance of a woman.
  • mazarino, on 07/06/2008, -9/+15If he was so bad, why did this bitch marry him?
    • fenderjazz, on 07/06/2008, -1/+12Chicks dig douchebags. Just look at any college campus.
  • AchaIemoipas, on 07/06/2008, -8/+104Clearly a woman who got dumped for younger and better.
    • NolanRey, on 07/06/2008, -3/+4maybe shes so pissed because he left her for a younger and better... man?
  • JasonCox, on 07/06/2008, -5/+20Hell hath no fury like an angry bitch.

    What? Yeah I know I said it wrong, I'm paraphrasing, jackass!
  • mbauer14, on 07/06/2008, -1/+12Exercycle? Really?
    • Farmer77, on 07/06/2008, -1/+4Tub of crap could barely do a mile!
    • enkafan, on 07/06/2008, -1/+1I was thinking that perhaps this was in England, but the "Mountain" on the time kinda implies that it might be Mountain Standard Time. But what kind of yard sale needs the time zone listed? The mystery continues!
      • sambono5, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1Well it does say their own Independence Day so I'm guessing not England..
      • senatorpjt, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2It says "30 Mountain" which I think is probably the name of the street.
  • riolio11, on 07/06/2008, -7/+1That's F*in hilarious. Favorited.
  • aserer511, on 07/06/2008, -7/+45a man would never do that with a wife's stuff. *****, women can be vindictive
    • EdwinJ85, on 07/06/2008, -3/+14And petty and stupid.

      But they are still allowed and expected to do this when a man is not. Who really is the sexist here - seems to me like this woman is putting herself below men.
      • apetrie, on 07/06/2008, -7/+10Its no surprise that the comments on this are all anti-women. Do you guys really have any clue about their relationship though? Sure, she could just be a vindictive bitch, but its also completely possible that he turned into a complete ***** after they got married too.

        Your idiotic comments about how women are more likely to take revenge are just that.. idiotic. Women may be more likely to burn their exes stuff, but men are more likely to such frustrations out on their ex in the form of violence.

        Neither men nor women are immune to the selfish ***** gene, the fact is that humans suck.
      • JakeDeathless, on 07/06/2008, -3/+7The point is, keep your private matters private. Seems pretty immature on her part... I mean, sell it but STFU.
      • binkitybonk, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1thank you, apetrie, for bringing a level-headed perspective to this "conversation." it's entirely possible that this woman's obvious anger is actually well-founded. it's also possible that she's a nut job. most likely, both she and her ex played a role in what must have been an unpleasant relationship ending.
      • EdwinJ85, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1Apetrie, would a man be allowed to do this by society or would he be laughed at and made fun of for being so low and petty?

        By letting women do things men aren't you yourself are lowering them in society. Don't you see that?

        You expect less of women, less restraint and let them do more as it is expected that they can't control it. That's ***** and we both know this. No man or woman should not be scorned for doing something so base and crass.
    • binkitybonk, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2while i agree that this woman sounds bitter and vindictive, women have no monopoly on that sort of behavior.
  • hiro, on 07/06/2008, -2/+6What's insane about it?
  • theysayjump, on 07/06/2008, -1/+69Mom?
  • darkhero, on 07/06/2008, -16/+6Women are ***** crazy. I would sue that bitch.
  • DaveClarkOne, on 07/06/2008, -2/+27I hope they didn't have any kids.
  • sithie, on 07/06/2008, -6/+10These are getting old.. It's like someone made it just to take a picture of it and submit it to digg.
  • mazaj423, on 07/06/2008, -8/+10I just hope this sign bites her on the ass when it comes time for the judge to decide on the Alimony
    • CrazyChair, on 07/21/2008, -2/+0Alimony is such a retarded concept. Child support I understand, but alimony is just wrong. I think Chris Rock said it best.
  • peanutsinmypooh, on 07/06/2008, -2/+10He was glad she never found his fleshlight, secretly tucked away in his 1968 Chevy Nova glove compartment.
  • lead2thehead, on 07/06/2008, -7/+50And women wonder why men are afraid of commitment. She probably got his house and half of his paycheck too.
  • kirado4, on 07/06/2008, -6/+11well she can't be too clever seeing as she chose to marry him.. she must be as dumb as she accuses her ex to be... see how being vindictive (if this is for real) makes you look like the dumb ass shallow person you are?
  • Spankov, on 07/06/2008, -14/+6Love all the misogynistic comments. Most of you seem to have a very dim (if not outright hateful) view of women.
    • roflbrothel, on 07/06/2008, -5/+3Misogynistic? Really? You might want to go back and look up the definition of that word. I haven't seem too many comments that were even close to misogynistic.
    • onestrawplz, on 07/06/2008, -2/+6welcome to digg.
    • EdwinJ85, on 07/06/2008, -3/+4So, you are absolutely sure she just isn't being evil to him? What if she cheated on him, and then she went nuts when he left her because of it?

      Just because a woman is angry, that does not make her right. Women have to follow the rules too unless of course, you are mysogynist and think they are too stupid to be judged by the same standards as everybody else.
    • earther, on 07/06/2008, -3/+9Criticism of women=hatred of women. RIght?

      Feminism, if you're not with em, you're a chauvinistic pig.
    • NuclearIsShit, on 07/06/2008, -2/+2OK so she freaks and makes a negative public spectacle, makes us all deal with her hatred and negativity and we are not allowed to say we don't agree?

      She threw her issues public and we are commenting on it, that is the risk of what she did.

      PS. We would think the same behavior to be negative if a guy did it too.
  • jaggedwind, on 07/06/2008, -4/+2I want to see the exercycle thrown in the fire. Marshmellows?
  • tavisjohn, on 07/06/2008, -4/+4"Anything not sold will be burned to a crisp."

    When do you plan to do that... I would rather pay to see that than purchase the loosers stuff.
  • Noiremorte, on 07/06/2008, -0/+30Reminds me of a woman here in So Cal who sold her husbands Corvette for for $99--
    • pookkake, on 07/06/2008, -0/+9I used to work for a rich gated community in Shreveport. Some lady there sold one of the landscaping people her soon to be ex husband's porsche for like $45
  • 83JB, on 07/06/2008, -8/+1so why did she marry the deadbeat??? she's probably just as bad as him!
    • BBKC, on 07/06/2008, -0/+0I dugg you up. All the diggers (re: homosexuals) dugg you down. Word up.
      • 83JB, on 07/20/2008, -0/+0yeah I don't get it? my comment is pretty similar to some of the other posts below mine? how did mine get buried? is it cause I didn't make any references to douchebaggery?
  • babyflesheater, on 07/06/2008, -7/+6From the insight this sign gives me, I would have divorced her ass too!
  • Kidddrunkadelic, on 07/06/2008, -3/+105"What kind of moron wears diamond chains"

    The kind idiots date.
    • roflbrothel, on 07/06/2008, -2/+10Dugg for best commentary. You win!
    • EdwinJ85, on 07/06/2008, -2/+10Then *****, then marry, then get upset when the idiot turns out to be a douche.

      You ***** in your own bed lady, deal with it.

      Still, keep your stink and stupidity away from me. You had your chance to find a nice guy and you choose a douche. Have fun raising his kids and keeping his douche-ness in the gene pool.
    • rreadysetno, on 07/06/2008, -1/+4To be fair, she probably bought him it.
  • lindasue, on 07/06/2008, -10/+8I just loaded my ex-husband's crap up and took it to Goodwill. A garage sale is hard work and I was NOT putting out that much time and energy into getting rid of his stuff. But then again, by the time we got divorced, I wasn't angry anymore. Wait, I never was angry. Relieved? Yes. Angry? No.
    • EdwinJ85, on 07/06/2008, -6/+13Ok, and would you have had him arrested if he had done the same to you?

      Whats give the right for a woman to bunny boil but a man has to behave when a relationship breaks up?

      If you demand special treatment, you are making yourself look lower than a man. That's not what you want is it?
      • apetrie, on 07/06/2008, -6/+5How do you know he didn't just dump his old ***** on her and refuse to get rid of it?

        How do you know how she would have reacted if he did the same thing to her?

        You don't, but it serves your anti-women rant to pretend like you actually have a clue about her situation. lindasue could be a vindictive crazy bitch, she also could have a crazy ***** of an ex-husband and just had to deal with his *****. Until you actually know the situation, you are just being a condescending prick.
      • lindasue, on 07/06/2008, -0/+7When he moved out of the house, he took everything that he wanted and told me I could keep the rest. We were separated for almost a year before the divorce was final, so I figured that was plenty of time for him to come back if he changed his mind and decided that he wanted more stuff. He never did. So no, under the same circumstances, I wouldn't have had him arrested had he done the same thing to me.

        ps- I didn't bunny boil him when I left him, either. Actually, he came out of it all pretty well. He got what he wanted; I got what I wanted. Come to think of it, I don't even remember fighting over anything. If only our marriage had been so easy...... :(
      • EdwinJ85, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Apetrie, don't be a tool. A man would not be allowed to do this and if he did, you'd be lauging and insulting him right now.

        You are the sexist here. I know women are better and can be better than this. Letting this slide because she is a woman and she is allowed to makes you the condecending prick, not me.

        I treat men and women equally. You do not. That makes you the sexist.

        Lindasue, if it really was so clean cut why did you insult him in the poster and publicise it on the internet? We all know what you were trying to do. I know your better than that, do don't worry about it.

        I apologise, but I have to call everybody out on this sort of thing, man or woman of I myself am lowering women in society. Equal rights means equality, if women get a special pass to be emotionally then it just doesn't work and you are back at square 1.
    • takamalak, on 07/07/2008, -3/+2***** bitch
      • lindasue, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2***** *****. you don't know me. who the hell do you think you are to judge me and call me a bitch? prick.
      • BTraina, on 07/07/2008, -1/+1to be fair, you sounded like a bitz, in a digg comment, ON THE INTERNET. If you don't want to be judged, don't post a stupid comment about your vigilante life experience.

        Judging by what you told us and your vocabulary choice in doing so, your husband was probably better off in the divorce.
      • EdwinJ85, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Lindasue, you published this IN PUBLIC.

        You have given people permission to judge you. Did you not understand how this works?

        When you publish things, not everybody will say nice things. if you don't like this, don't publish them.
  • kelpee, on 07/06/2008, -13/+5I calmly packed all of my ex husbands clothes in a large suitcase for him.
    He carted it to the other end of the country before realizing I'd cut the crotch out of every pair of pants he owned.

    Vindictive? Yeah sure, I'll own that. Satifying? Goddamn right it was.
    • NuclearIsShit, on 07/06/2008, -2/+2Wow, let's hope that your children won't be maladjusted now that the family is split up and their mom is cutting crotches full time.

    • takamalak, on 07/07/2008, -2/+1I hope you didn't have any kids you crazy ***** up whore. Also, please warn any other man you get involved with.
    • kelpee, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Who says I did it infront of the kids? Who says I have kids? Why should I warn a man not to cheat? Shouldn't that just be something that a man knows not to do?

      Crazy ***** up whore would have been me burning him in his bed, or cutting his penis off. I quietly destroyed material possessions that can be replaced easily.

      Think about it boys. On a scale of scorned women, what I did barely registers.
  • richiewrt, on 07/06/2008, -0/+6Where was this at? I could use a new set of golf clubs.
  • highps3, on 07/06/2008, -6/+10The USA is definitely pathetic when it comes to love. Whats the divorce % now? Kinda understandable. kinda sad.
    • i38warhawk, on 07/06/2008, -0/+5In 2005 the divorce rate was 3.6 per 1000.
      • Devotia, on 07/06/2008, -1/+9Out of a marriage rate of 7.5 per thousand.
      • plundstedt, on 07/06/2008, -1/+4That would put the divorce rate @ 48%.
    • pagno, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Further evidence to support my anti-marriage stance. Nothing lasts forever, and I kinda like my stuff.
  • Hetman, on 07/06/2008, -7/+12And women wonder why the divorce rate keeps getting higher and higher in this country. It is because of crazy psycho bitches, seriously this guy probably feels relief. I would prefer to live with no one instead of a crazy bitch like that.
    • apetrie, on 07/06/2008, -3/+6What the hell, again, none of you have any clue about their relationship, yet you all jump on the "women are crazy bitches" bandwagon. If you really believe that women are the problem in modern relationships, and not that both men and women have stupid ideas about love and marriage, then you are fool.
      • apzdsx, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2That... or gay.
      • gogog0, on 07/06/2008, -4/+3lol apetrie do you have nothing better to do than reply to comments that you think are sexist? go boycott a beauty pageant you feminazi
      • seventhc, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2The way I see it, if she wasn't some crazy bitch, then she would just have a normal garage sale sign.
        I think her sign says a lot about her stability issues, her bitchiness, etc.
        I wonder what his garage sale sign looks like?
        Oh I forgot, he doesn't have anything left to sell.

        To help back up my point, I'd like to direct your attention to the title which says it all...
        "Insane Garage Sale Sign. Woman's Revenge on Ex."
        'Insane' being the key word here.
  • KJeffV, on 07/06/2008, -2/+4"OLD RECORD COLLECTION—WHAT'S LEFT OF IT
    "Oops! Shattered most of it!"

    Anyone ever try to "shatter" any record made after the fifties? Busted!
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