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Penis theft panic hits city
reuters.com — Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. (sorry about the thumnail selection, couldn't resist when Digg suggested it)
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- ThadeusMaximus, on 04/24/2008, -1/+34I love how it's a picture of Hillary...
- geekchic, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Digg seemed to collect all the images (inc ones "hidden" behind tabs) and that image just leapt out at me for some quite inexplicable reason :)
- McReynolds, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0It's because she is a witch.
- ssn697, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said."
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station."
This would be the funniest story on Digg, if it weren't for the lynchings. I keep telling myself "It is 2008. This has to be an Onion story"... - gothicform, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Hahahahahaha. No wonder Bill waved his about elsewhere, I guess he wanted to hang onto it.
- LomasLou, on 04/24/2008, -7/+0I thought Barack was just missing his balls? This is much more serious.
- blorc, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Thief #1 to Thief #2: Is that someone's penis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- az0madman, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Despite being a dupe, I'm glad we're raising awareness.
- Infowarmachine, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8dugg for hilary picture
- eyepatch100, on 04/24/2008, -2/+2Digg-ja vu...
- PrismoFillusion, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4In a related story, sales of Lamborghinis have risen 2000% in Congo since the penis shrinking attacks began.
- SpectreFire, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6Hey dumbass, look at that box on the right.
It's already been ***** posted.- neilyn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Maybe it will make it there twice... at the same time!
- geekchic, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1edited - thought better of responding to people who use that sort of language.
- alanr19, on 04/24/2008, -1/+31. Shrink Penis
2.
3. Profit
They are a crafty bunch. - razorsedge555, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1" U.N. now airlifting Viagra to Congo " AP wire
- idavidtang, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2dugg for the picture of hillary.
- EwMo, on 04/24/2008, -3/+3Hmm. I think I'll just scroll on over to page 2 and read THE SAME DAMN ARTICLE.
- eq2s, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1http://tinyurl.com/5v7thn
- Cornrider, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Please vote for Hillary and protect all the penises in your family
- patpl22391, on 04/24/2008, -4/+1Thanks for the duplicate story. Buried.
- craighoxton, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Nobody's stealing them it's just a very cold day
- McReynolds, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0That is why I stick to stealing penises from Asians, they don't complain and only blame themselves.
- secondfiddle, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0Someone please tell the Congo its 2008.
- fxu1989, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
Maybe he had a small dick to begin with ?
Maybe I- ... err, my friend (who I, accidentally, saw his member) was a victim of these so-called penis snatchers!!! - hfwarner3, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2"Their not stolen ... their not stolen ... their put away!"
- karma333, on 09/18/2008, -0/+0They should instead seek to enlarge their own penises...
http://www.penis-enlargement-explained.com/penis-e ...
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